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Omega
>THE SEA CREATURE IS IMPENETRABLE. ALL DAMAGE WILL BE NULLIFIED. WHAT ARMOR MAKES THIS POSSIBLE?
SB
>This isn't armor! It's sponge! All absorbency!
SB
>Say Sonic, you should visit Bikini Bottom once we're done here!
Sonic
>What? Underwater? DEEP Underwater? Yeah, I'll have to pass.
SB
>You're lucky we're racing here! If we were in Bikini Bottom you'd rust over! Dyayayayaya!
Metal
Egg Pawn
>...
(could work for Omega as well)
Omega
>IRREVERENT. THE SEA FLOOR WOULD BE ASH BEFORE THEN.
Big
>Wow, I hooked up a BIG Sponge today! Follow me back to the water little sponge.
SB
>EEK! A fishing rod? A hook? No way! I'm not going anywhere with you!
Eggman
>A walking talking sponge, ey? Could you perhaps be a mythical creature of some kind? Maybe an ancient device?
SB
>Well... I've been told I'm a really great fry cook! Oh! I'm also proficient in KAR-A-TAE! So watch out!
Charmy
>Has anyone ever told you your voice is annoying, screechy, and too loud?
SB
>Why yes! How'd you know? Have you ever been told your voice is at a frequency only animals should hear?
Jet
>They're just letting anyone on here! What even are you?!
SB
>Well, I'm a sponge, in square pants. You're not a Jet and don't look like any hawk I've ever seen, so what are yooou?
Sage
>Spongebob Squarepants. From what I can tell you shouldn't be able to breath above water. How are you... here?
SB
>Well I-. Uh-. *STARTS CHOKING* WATER. I THINK I-. Dyayayayaya! Just kidding! I don't know either!
SB
>Shadow, I don't think I've seen you smile once since I've gotten here. We're racing, you should be happy!
Shadow
>I was. Then you appeared.
Silver
>You know, with my psychokinesis I think I'd make a pretty good fry cook. Maybe I should apply at your resturant?
SB
>Sorry, but Krusty Krab patties are all handmade! I saw a help wanted sign outside the Chum Bucket though!
I'd continue but I ran out of space. Pretty cringe but this was fun.
