>>725422415
It can be a genuine banger AND a cringy thing to do. I want you to imagine it from three angles.

>you're robert robertson the third
>you've had a pretty shitty day and are doing some heavy drinking
>questioning your life choices
>suddenly your coworkers bust into the room while you're pantsless
>while the sexy demon chick molests you, the tomboy you possibly went on a date with is cracking wise about your house again
>they force you to get dressed and host a party in your extremely shitty apartment
>as people come in, the tomboy starts putting on songs for party music
>but all the songs are weird romance-pop
>you catch her staring at you all the time, especially when certain lines in the songs come up
>especially if you're standing near the demon chick who keeps caressing you with her tail
>or your blonde boss who likes it when you touch her ass
>this goes on for the whole party

>you're courtney
>you have an amazing idea to get close to the guy you've been lusting over for the past few days to a week
>you get all of your anti-hero coworkers to come to his house for a housewarming party
>you prepare a whole-ass playlist of songs to try and get him to notice you
>even though you know it's a party, you load up all the sugar-pop and sweet alt-pop romance songs you know
>all of them reference how you want him inside of you in every single conceivable way
>however, when you show up for the party, your bitch-ass coworker tags along and starts flirting with him right in front of you
>grabbing his dick, caressing his body with her tail
>even when you start playing your music, she's feeling him up and trying to take his attention away from you
>this potentially gets worse when the blonde bimbo who he potentially stood you up for shows up and gets his attention
>the whole night is you pining after him, biting your lip and trying to catch his eye whenever *THOSE LYRICS* show up in whatever song is playing right now

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>>725318665
She plays the Sims to make self-inserts and has wicked whims on to fuck her in-game Robert. She went so far as to straight up name herself Courtney Robertson in the Sims.

>>725318578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSD_L-xic9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzH-YAlFYc

>>725248674
>invisigal made sure to bring her phone
>made sure to bring her speaker
>made sure to load up this song
>with these lyrics
>talking about turning you, robert, on
>and how robert turns her, courtney, on
>she planned for the whole of the z-team to have a party for this sad sack and dance with him
>planned to bring him back out of the hole and make the man mecha again
>all while dropping enough hints to fill a teenager's love diary about how much she wants to spend at least a whole month just fucking him nonstop
>and she planned on playing this song about mutual attraction in front of all of them, almost as if she's telling the other bitches to back off

Yeah, I'm posting it again.

>>725248695
The 'bland' makes it better, for me. God, I want a woman like that in my life. I just wish she wasn't so obsessed with shaking shit up and changing things.

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>>725230065
>invisigal made sure to bring her phone
>made sure to bring her speaker
>made sure to load up this song
>with these lyrics
>talking about turning you, robert, on
>and how robert turns her, courtney, on
>she planned for the whole of the z-team to have a party for this sad sack and dance with him
>planned to bring him back out of the hole and make the man mecha again
>all while dropping enough hints to fill a teenager's love diary about how much she wants to spend at least a whole month just fucking him nonstop
>and she planned on playing this song about mutual attraction in front of all of them, almost as if she's telling the other bitches to back off