Thread 725416690

DISPATCH!

Will NOT be playing this creepy troon game.

>>725416802
are you mentally impaired?

I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL

I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

I SIN
I NEVER WIN
I BELONG IN THE TRASH BIN

I JOB
I'M A SLOB
I'LL NEVER GOT ROB'S KNOB

I WATCH OTHERS FUCK
I SMELL LIKE MUCK
I AM INVISIKEK

>>725417086
Buy an ad

>>725416802
I have anti-troon fatigue.

It is kinda sus ngl

https://imgbox.com/g/N5Qa0h5mEd

I think it’s really nice that Visi picked out a song that symbolizes Rob’s feelings for Blazer. She’s a great wingman.

>>725416690 (OP)
Mandy gods.....coin looking healthy as always

Has anyone made an edit of GODDAMNIT Gosling where he's invisigal yet?

>>725418372
Why is she so beautiful bros.

>Robert praises Visi and she's over the moon
>Blonde Blazer praises Robert and he's over the moon
>Courtney picks a Spotify song that she thinks describes her relationship with Robert so she can try and dance with him
>It really more closely describes Roberts relationship with Mandy and she watches them dance
https://files.catbox.moe/56johh.mp4

I want visi to be my brown eyed girl.

>>725417956
Nah it hasn’t gone far enough.

>>725418156
I'm so glad my phenomaman is doing better
he really needed that bonding bar fight

Why doesn't Visi just kill herself?

>>725418818
His scene at the party was kino I wish someone would make a Webm of it.

>>725418878
Suicide by shroud was attempted last episode.

Did Malevola know that she would cripplingly devastate Visicoin like this? Her behavior is so clearly aimed directly towards Courtney.

Invisigirl makes me hurl

>>725418804
No fuck you, outside this shithole I never hear about troons nor do I ever see them.

>>725419030
Was the eye contact after the fact really necessary?

>dont take phenomaman onto my team
>he diasappears
Where did he go?

>>725419030
She knows

>>725419075
wtf why didn't you tell us sooner, waterboy?

>>725419145
I bet after seeing Blazer and Mal so close to him Visi started considering a gym membership.

>>725419117
>few years ago there was a troon involved in everything
>now anon doesn't even hear about them
That means it's working

>>725418878
>before the party
lust for robert
>after the party
determined to get the pulse back due to her lust for robert
>after robert condemns her in the next episode
pure hatred and revenge and also lust for robert

Invisigal is for gentle lovemaking in the missionary position while interlocking fingers and making eye contact.

Malevola is making it very clear she is down for a threesome with robert and visi

>>725418878
because robert believes in her

>>725419125
>>725419145
The details are truly immaculate. Courtney is looking at the beer that Malevola brought Bobby, knowing full well that she should have been the one to give him an opened beer, as she is already holding one. It showcases Visi's selfish nature and inability to truly think for others in the small ways. When Malevola looks at her to gloat, she avoids eye contact, looking up and away to signal her embarrassment and acknowledgment of the slight.

This party scene just keeps on giving and giving.

>>725419030
pretty sure it was a trope that girls will flirt with each other's crushes as a way of teasing but idk girl romance shenanigans haven't been in the limelight since the 2000s

>>725419252
She is gonna have to train extra hard to compete

>>725419314
lol no
She gets to WATCH.

How are they going to censore vid related in South Korea?

>>725419134
he killed himself

>>725419030
>cripplingly devastate

I cant tell if you guys are even shitposting or not, it never gets brought up again in ep 7 or 8

>>725419424
Yeah haha....

Malevola can take robert from anyone at any point and will simply portal his morning wood into her while he sleeps.
Ever notice how robert always looks "tired" despite having slept all night?
Think about it, robert has no friends, no hobbies, he doesnt lift weights after work, and he isnt going out drinking all night like the rest of the crew has been since day 1.

Yet he always looks so tired after a long night of sleeping.
He also has no sexual interest in any of the girls at first its more romantic/emotional which only occurs when you fuck so much that your body requires more of a breka than normal.

Malevola has been milking him since day 1

>>725419465
Lurk more

courtney has connections to the mexican cartel and will brutally disembowel you if you reject her advances btw

>>725419568
This is why BB is better.

>>725419429
How does he know robert's dick doesnt even work?
Who told him robert has E.D!
I WANT HIM OFF THE TEAM NOW

>>725419680
does he say skibidi?

>>725419618
So it isn’t just saving his life it makes him younger. Blazer really is biologically younger.

>>725419716
no you fucking dumbass its a flashback

Malevola is just a tiefling. She's visually so stunning and is as fantastically boring as she is fun to look at

>>725419767
Oh. Well I guess we’re still waiting on confirmation of the amulet age thing.

Punch Up. Quit messing up my perfect Dispatch record you see stupid midget. Guy can't handle virtually any take by himself. He's always averaging like 43%

If they do a season 2 i hope they get a new malevola VA, every time she opens her mouth its dogshit

Vis dresses like what I imagine a poor Filipina who is enamored with Michael Jackson would wear

>>725419895
Train him so he can help in solo missions
Also pair him with Pman.

>>725419895
Deserved if you kicked Coupe

>>725419927
She's why I bought the game. Unironically

>>725419895
>can't handle virtually any take by himself
his first ability is where he really shines imo, he's like a free stat boost to solo calls when you don't have the right stat available

>>725419953
They should have Angela White voice her instead.

>>725419895
Hes like my most successful and i lvled him straight vigor

>>725419775
Tall stacked muscle mommies are 10/10.

why would you ever kick coupe?

>>725420035
Same. We love to see healthy White woman representation. Saying that will cause people to get mad though

>>725419953
The only reason they used pierce is because she has massive mammaries and is cheap

>>725420079
Only if you have bad taste

>meets a blonde woman one (1) time and she immediately wants to hire him for a job and also fuck him

>gives a tomboy a pep talk one (1) time and she immediately has wet dream about him and fingers herself to his visage

Kneel

>>725420012
Coupe sucked! She's just as bad! She put in work for me like a small handful of times. She's been a tremendous jobber and I'm fed up that I have to hold her hand consistently. If she only had more CHA I'd keep her around. I prefer to her voice and demeanor over Prism being obnoxious and loud

>>725420035
Thoughts on Mandy?

>>725419618
i knew there would be a flashback section

>>725420132
YO XBOX, make me based, BITCH!

>>725420079
Sonar is better gameplay-wise

>>725420103
I want to marry and put babies in her. And I want her to stop hanging out with Vis. Mandy is a good girl who can be influenced by bad things because she's a cute sponge of purity

>>725420035
snow bunny mind control

>>725420185
but its critikal, i dont want to listen to that guy

>>725420158
She's uh...2 inches shorter? Lol. And brunette! It's a big difference!!!!

>>725420229
This but unironically. I'm not going to be that anon and drag this topic down but man the dark-skinned_male tag being dry as a bone under Blonde_Blazer is disappointingly dry at the moment.

Im not going to forgive Invisigal

In order to forgive her in season 2 where it will be even more kino

>>725417872
HOLY FVCKING BAZED

>>725420132
>hero persona is a household name
>one man army (with OR without his mechsuit)
>master hacker
>lusted after by heroes
>lusted after by villains
>the criminals he's rehabbing warm up to him in a couple weeks tops
>even the guy he maimed forgives him and comes to his party
how does he do it?

>>725420292
>the dark-skinned_male tag being dry as a bone under Blonde_Blazer is disappointingly dry at the moment.
of course the racecuck is mentally retarded too

>>725420292
odd creature you are

>follow the threads and like BB
>go for Visi when I finally played the game yesterday
What's this effect called?

>>725420236
It's the equivalent of a woman showing off a slot of cleavage taking off her bra to reveal she as just pushing her meat up to make it look like she had more than she does and she's hoping her frauding doesn't make you regret committing to her. That was my interpretation. Just cute nonsense girl things.
>I-I'm not really blonde or this tall and jacked.
She wants honesty from the jump and she's being vulnerable. It's very endearing and sweet that something she's so insecure over matters virtually little to me. Mandy had my heart when she dozed off on my shoulder. That she's so sincere is just extra frosting and strawberries on top of the cake.

Mandy is marriage material

>>725420405
he's a loser (hot)

>>725420405
Truly an instant classic every-man who gets shit done. Robert Robertson is up there with the greats of the genre, as far as I'm concerned. He doesn't have the lasting power, but his story doesn't need to last 1000 episodes.

>>725420405
Daddy issues and a literal hero complex and funneling his depression into an autistic obsession of martyrdom

The entire z team, office, and Shroud ship Rob with Blazer. How does she do it?

>>725420464
Holy based. It's the little things. And she has it all

>>725419117
alright, this is a tranny game
thanks for confirming

>>725420436
Yeah. Really shouldn't masturbate to nor covet cartoon women. It's never been healthy to place anything on a pedestal let alone something you can't touch or experience. I'll snap out of this reverie real soon.

>>725420405
he's spiderman but without 7 villains intimately involved with his life to stir drama. The people's hero. Nobody dislikes him besides shroud who just wants his macguffin. Even the journalist at the start only grills him because his recent actions are so out of character for the mecha man lineage

Whys he such a prick?

>>725419030
“Hey Visi, this is how you do it. Now do it you fuckin tard before the blonde bitch gets here.”

>>725420639
>without 7 villains intimately involved with his life to stir drama

not for long

I like Visi and BB equally but for different reasons and am running two playthroughs at the same time to experience both.

>>725420761
theyre both great, genuinely dont understand these schizo waifu war fags, its either just trolls trying to ruin the threads or genuine autists

>i never had a dad
heh

>>725420556
Quite literally yes. Perfect eye color. She's a metahuman so I imagine her skin quality/care routine is just phenomenal. And she's the top babe. Captain of the Cheerleader Squad. The big breasted blonde bombshell everyone wishes would give them the time of day, man or woman. Blonde Blazer is the Wonder Woman of this universe. You think Vis isn't invisible with her mouth agape just inches from Mandy's chest or swooning at her developed hammies and miring every inch of her whenever she can.

Blazer lights up my world. I want her in my mouth

>>725420849
saber = rin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wormslut

>>725420761
This is what we are all obviously doing I think
I picked BB then Visi then switched back to BB and then back to Visi and now back to BB again for the finale.

I'm just still pretty pissed at this Invisibitch and her shenanigans. She gets fired next week apparently so we will see how this plays out

https://files.catbox.moe/kja5cs.webm

Does Courtney have goated music taste?

>>725420761
I hate all of them and just want to dispatch.

>>725420860
She's so loud and abrasive. If her voice work was better then I wouldn't mind her so much. She comes off less like a villain and more like someone with a behavior problem. I get a
>Misbehaving middle schooler
Vibe from her. Like if she would stop acting out for attention and validation from others then Prism could work on herself and actually mature as a person

>>725420748
All because Mecha Man wouldn't make her wet dream real

>>725420761
Good lad. They're both solid choices.

>>725420994
at this rate my Invisicuck folder is going to outgrow Ochacuck folder

>>725420994
MORE. MORE MARRIAGE GENS PLEASE. It's basically the ending I want for these two. The ending everyone deserves. To marry their Super equivalent and be passionate about what the two of you do to bring happiness and joy to others. Absolutely based man and wife classic hetero Christian messaging.

>>725421014
it is indeed goated and it is really cute that she canonically chose this song hoping that robert would understand the lyrics

>>725421142
HOLY BASED! Have more!

>>725421028
>She comes off less like a villain and more like someone with a behavior problem

Dude, thats the entire fucking team, have you not been playing

>>725420694
I still dont get this scene, maybe im low IQ
his retardobot just shot his kid and almost turned him into swish cheese if not for black flash, robert's struggling not to weep after getting half his ear shot off
yet his dad, who was supposed to be this cool amazing guy he looks up to is just being a retarded asshole instead of addressing his oozing bullet wound??

>>725420761
based
I'm actually doing 2 Visi's and 1 BB so I can get happy ending for Visi first and then arch-ex second.

Why is Blonde Blazer not a real blonde?

Legitimately what did the devs mean by this?

>>725421129
>Ochacuck
didn't the final chapter turn deku into a wagie cuck

>>725421129
I want Courtney and Ochaco to bond over their powerless superhero boyfriends being stolen away by blondes

Both BB and IG walk in on Rob with their eyes closed. BB was respecting his privacy and waited for the okay to look where as IG was joking about respecting his privacy and looked anyway.

What does this tell us about each of them?

>>725421246
>Batman is not a real bat
Rip off capeshit fraud industry of masked people

Which way dispatcher?

>>725421014
Kinda wondering what Robert and Visi did after that dance, she literally pulled him away from the dance floor... WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!?

>>725421208
Roberts dad seems to be an old school tough love dad that thinks its more important to make sure your son isnt a pussy rather than showing you love him

If I had to guess Grandpa Robertson dying fucked him up as well and he thinks raising Robert like this will make him stronger to face future challenges as Mecha Man

It kinda worked but it made Robert into a soulless husk

>>725421298
There are real blondes, anon.

>>725420957
I agree but just because she was lame comparatively

>>725421191
>Dude, thats the entire fucking team, have you not been playing
Flambae is the only one that strikes me as having true villain behavior, although he does seem to come around towards the end.

>>725421294
Blonde Blazer desperately wants to fuck him and is going about it in a healthy way
Invisigal is doing absolutely everything but that. It's only at the dance where she finally seems to really show some affection towards him, even if you friendzone her movie date.

>>725421251
he becomes a teacher for like 5 years, is given a super suit made by the two inventor chicks who used to cuck Ochako, and then becomes a hero again. honestly, now that I think about it, damn, Robert is like a way less pathetic Deku.

>>725421208
Single dad syndrome.

>>725421294
BB peaked on him secretly in the conference room

they're both corrupt, lustful animals

>>725420342
Friendzoning BB still fucking gets me, that fucking scene man

>>725421365
>the Blonde Bimbo superhero stereotype isn't really Blonde or bimbo at all outside her super costume
Oh my heavens nooooo I've been subverted beyond comprehension

>>725421414
>>725421354
yeah losing your dad and presumably Roberts mom dying made Robertdad jaded as fuck

>>725421208
>his dad, who was supposed to be this cool amazing guy
All we know is he was a good hero. The very first scene of the game makes it pretty clear Robert had issues with his dad but still loved him.

>>725421301
>No Coupe

Is Vis Asian? Filipina? Thai? Latina? Cambodian? Light-skinned black woman (oreo)?

>>725421382
Coupe is a professional killer and is fairly remorseless about it. Punch-Up was some kind of low level mobster/thug.

You know you guys could experience this sort of thing for real.

Pic related.

>>725421246
Wife.

>>725421258
damn now I really want an image of the two hugging and crying it out
my cute little cucks

>>725421483
Shes Laotian

>>725421475
Coupe is mine buddy, go get a job

>genuine cuck posting
what is wrong with you faggots

>>725420342
>>725421446

probably the funniest scene in the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY5Aw_09Few

do you think invis was spying?

>>725421246
If she was a real blonde she'd be too strong. The Super Saiyan transformation is cute enough on its own.

>>725421483
nigger what fucking non-white women do you know named Courtney? have some sense. She's a tan white woman with an ancestor who fucked an amerindian at some point.

>>725421526
I keep seeing people mentioning this but is there any source for it?

>>725420761
I don't remember posting this.

That's the best way to play Dispatch. You do two playthroughs that explore all the major options and what they change.

>>725421246
BB's real weakness isn't that she's some bossy know-it-all that keeps making terrible decisions. It's that she's a bossy know-it-all that thinks her major problem is that she's always supposed to be perfect. She has major impostor syndrome with herself and can't seem to understand that you don't have to be everything all the time.

It's why her inner psyche just wants to be Mandy, cuddling with someone on a big couch. It's why she relates to Robert and his double-life situation more than she cares to admit.

>>725421503
>Coupe is a professional killer and is fairly remorseless about it
True, but she stays in her lane and follows orders (at least as long as she's getting paid). Flambae is the only one that's unpredictably violent, event starting fires while on the job.

>>725421608
Smug as hell

>>725421503
I read that as
>Monster/Thing
And laughed on the inside

Mecha Man x Mandy Marriage

>>725421028
I work with kids and playing Dispatch is like bringing my work home with me. They’re all arrested development goobers.

>>725421652
leaked dispatch line in ep 8

Did she have parents or a family? Were they also supervillains?

>>725421608
What the fuck is his problem?

>>725421354
>>725421414
>>725421459
I see, I guess that makes sense, it just comes across as so bizarre
like your little dude was THIS close to getting turned into mincemeat on your floor because you're too retarded to program him in as an exception to the defense system and you're acting like that? If his wife was still alive she'd ream him, I'd hope

>>725421652
DAMN IT BOBBY! A Laotian? I don't even know what ocean that is!

>>725421093
Femcels are more dangerous than incels

>>725421627
its just chankoros coping

>>725421627
>Have some sense.
I have known men named Courtney, bro. I know you're trying to be funny and score a laugh but honestly its a name that runs it's kick through Euro and Asian communities more than Latin and African.

>>725421608
If you’re at DNS you should assume Visi is spying.

The people saying dating Visi is the dumb choice because she is a girlfailure are retarded, bitch has superpowers and is an amazing fighter, she can easily make money legally even if not thru the superhero gig.

>>725421783
no thoughts in that head aside from beef and mecha

>>725420079
Black

>>725421857
something something a woman scorned

>>725421627
The only women named Courtney are white or asian

Shes clearly some kinda SEAsian

>>725421171
I didn't listen. What did they say?

>>725421652
There isn't. Some retarded faggot just made it up.
>>725421862
>I've known people who hated their son enough to name their boys Susan.

>>725420405
Gary stu

>>725421627
Asian immigrants that aren't arab or indian almost always use anglicized names, or at least give their kids anglicized names

>>725421951
>Asians named Courtney
3.

>>725420451
Realizing who has the better chemistry. I went in expecting to go BB but her scenes feel forces where invisigals don't

>>725421608
>visi trying her best not to laugh her ass off in the room

God I hope there is at least a crumb of Mecha Man encountering Invisibitch some time after the end of the main plot somewhere in the end of the game.

>>725421994
I figured it was some SEAnigger pushing his headcanon

>>725421608
>BB get frienzoned
>Visi says fuck you your dick is mine
Visi bros we keep winning

>>725422069
I'm hoping there's a cheesy epilogue scene showing what everyone's doing after the events of the game

>>725421652
I think Scam Hyde used that ethnicity in a joke somewhere so I'd guess it's just random.

>>725422063
that's what gets her confident enough to play her cringy little playlist and dance with Robert at the party during the song she plays on repeat while she stalks him on social media.

Any chink spies want to share SECRET WAR PLANS?!?! Here's mine.

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>>725422051
https://www.linkedin.com/in/courtneyechang
https://www.instagram.com/courtneykristenliu/?hl=en
https://x.com/CourtneyWu

dumbass

>>725422108
it should be possible right? invis does pull you in the dance if you aren't with BB

>>725417956
I don't. Kill them all.

>>725421745
Exactly! Like I can't even get mad at these guys. In E3 Robert isn't dressing down villains he's talking literally to a classroom of his contemporaries and trying to educate them on trust falling with one another. ....All with the looming threat of one of them being but I know but man calling them all Phoenixes and telling them that they have potential? The vibe just felt different. Like they were actually dialed in and absorbing what was being said as opposed to cycling through being offended and wondering which negative response would get the biggest reaction from everyone else. It's literally a pissing contest. They're all a bunch of 5th graders man. I actually feel bad for getting so down on Vis. Like it legit feels like she has some aspiration to be better and think for the greater good but then there's Robert jumping down her throat. I wanted to soften up and apologize to her and ended up eating a punch and then telling on her lol

>>725422052
BB's lines feel clunky, but I'd hardly say her scenes feel forced. It's the stiffness of having to interact with a woman who you're interested in while she's both taken and at work. Try as you might, flirting with a woman while both of you are on the clock isn't easy in a desk job.

Which is why, when Mandy and Robert finally let their hair down in episode 4, it feels way less stressful. It's also why the locker scene in episode 5 feels a little more like they're actually warming up to the idea of each other.

>>725422152
i doubt robert has any social media, if he does all his pictures are just beef and the occasional sunset

>>725420451
I was similar, BB is a bombshell but Visi's smile and scenes are just so captivating

>>725422152
okay stalks him period then

>>725422103
this is basically what's up, yeah

>>725422152
>social media
>robert
He hasn’t spoken to his best friend in 15 years, I doubt he even knows what Instagram is let alone has one.

>>725422179
huh

>>725421902
Seriously I raised her Vigor because girl was eating those punches. You know it didn't feel good but there she was getting slugged in the face for an old man's safety. I had to respect it.

>>725421608
The virgin "What the fuck?" vs the chad "I don't like fucking people I'm friends with"

>>725416690 (OP)
Her cheeks are the size of Robert's head but PLEASE tell me how invisgal is better

>>725419429
>have no hopes
>have no dreams
>tiny little peen
Yeah, literally me

>>725422249
>>725422312
okay stalks him period then

>the holy bugspray is posted
>IMMEDIATELY thread slows down and annoying shitposting stops
I can't believe the fumigation worked.

>>725422152
>cringy
Its cute and a genuine banger

>>725422307
this we already know.

in fact, I bet royd didn't even have to tell her his address, she already followed him home the night of the pep talk just to know what it is

>>725422359
yeah but if you tell her you want to fuck her in her big form it'll make her upset

>>725421301
Why limit myself to one?
Sample the appetizers before you decide on a main course, if you catch my drift.
I'm saying I fuck them all, then stay with Visi, after I saved her for last. She'll be desperate enough to do anything for it.

>the power of my launch has been known to stun small beings
Well then allow me to leverage myself
>*unzips dick*

>>725420928
Is she actually a metahuman if her powers come from an amulet?

>>725422179
>immediate seething because nobody thinks the brown woman is white
mutt insecurity showing

>>725422179
i don't remember this scene

>>725422226
It’s why I always pick the corny sentimental option when talking to them. Robert finds a way to drop in just enough spice to keep them engaged but remain entirely sincere. They just need someone to show they’re invested, the whole group WANTS to be better, they just need someone to show them how instead of seeing them as assets to be transported. Hell, I need a Cartman “I’ve got to reach these kiiiiiids” edit with Robert in his place.

>>725422359
Yes but hear me out

Nutting in Visi and seeing your cum deep inside her as she goes invisible

>>725422503
I don't know I'm stuck at work waiting to resume E3

>>725422326
The CCP has many verboten words that lock their peasants out of webages when they are uttered. If you suspect your thread is being infested by chankoros, you merely need use the banishment pasta to remove them. notice how the shitposters here dropped from five to one?

>>725421208
Tough love

>>725422410
ching chong nip nong
i shitpost all night long

>>725422297
lol, are we sure she already hasn’t been?

>>725421301
Yeah could you guys like come back later, after we've WORKED things out?

>>725422179
I didn't think this shit really worked...damn..

>>725422561
Now that's some good stuff

>>725421246
Because her super-hero persona IS blonde. Also Blonde Blazer was originally going to be Flambae's name.

>>725421529
Get off 4chan during your shift, you fucking Guinness swilling midget

>>725422561
Correct

>>725422561
no way she's really that pale

>>725421483
Considering the game takes place in LA, probably some brand of latina-lite

invisigyatt

>>725422863
Somebody a few threads ago made a good point, that if she was latina she would be spouting spanish words all the time.

>>725422863
Probably filipina, her voice actress is too

>>725422561
She looks like overwatch zarya here

>>725421753
>Did she have parents
No, she was born from magic like Golem

>>725422789
Yes
YES
YYYYYEEESSS

>>725422415
It can be a genuine banger AND a cringy thing to do. I want you to imagine it from three angles.

>you're robert robertson the third
>you've had a pretty shitty day and are doing some heavy drinking
>questioning your life choices
>suddenly your coworkers bust into the room while you're pantsless
>while the sexy demon chick molests you, the tomboy you possibly went on a date with is cracking wise about your house again
>they force you to get dressed and host a party in your extremely shitty apartment
>as people come in, the tomboy starts putting on songs for party music
>but all the songs are weird romance-pop
>you catch her staring at you all the time, especially when certain lines in the songs come up
>especially if you're standing near the demon chick who keeps caressing you with her tail
>or your blonde boss who likes it when you touch her ass
>this goes on for the whole party

>you're courtney
>you have an amazing idea to get close to the guy you've been lusting over for the past few days to a week
>you get all of your anti-hero coworkers to come to his house for a housewarming party
>you prepare a whole-ass playlist of songs to try and get him to notice you
>even though you know it's a party, you load up all the sugar-pop and sweet alt-pop romance songs you know
>all of them reference how you want him inside of you in every single conceivable way
>however, when you show up for the party, your bitch-ass coworker tags along and starts flirting with him right in front of you
>grabbing his dick, caressing his body with her tail
>even when you start playing your music, she's feeling him up and trying to take his attention away from you
>this potentially gets worse when the blonde bimbo who he potentially stood you up for shows up and gets his attention
>the whole night is you pining after him, biting your lip and trying to catch his eye whenever *THOSE LYRICS* show up in whatever song is playing right now

reached word limit, will finish in a second

>>725419117
>please stop picking on us- I mean the troons! I have fatigue!
Cry everyone a river you fucking faggot. Go to reddit if you want your little safe space.

>>725422179
AIIEEEE THIS HEAVENLY DEMON HAS DESTROYED MY QI CULTIVATION, I BEG FORGIVENESS GREAT MASTER

>>725422941
Laura Bailey is 0.4% filipino and 99.6% white european. She says she's "part filipino" the same way other white women like to say they're "part black" or "part native"; it's just fashionable for them to do so, especially in Calisharty where there are actual reparation programs for self-identifying as being part of a minority group.

>>725423000
>Waterboy trying to connect with his black queen by playing "her kind" of music
https://youtu.be/UkxID5Ye-Sg?si=DQvlD3Gu2w9EC-Va

>>725423054
>you have an amazing idea to get close to the guy you've been lusting over for the past few days to a week

its actually worse than that. its been so long since robert's pep talk in ep6 from ep2 that he cant remember it. I think he's been at the job for like month to maybe even a year.

invis has been crushing for robert for literally months

>>725423054
>reached word limit,
You care a real lot about this video game character.

>>725423161
Might be hallucinating but I swear i remember Robert saying something about how they just finished their first week together.

>>725422927
That's why i would say latina-lite, she probably knows zero spanish, and having lived in California for a few years i knew a few mexicans/half-mexicans who didn't speak any and were functionally just your average white person culturally, but with tan skin

>>725423256
that was a few episodes back my guy

>>725423256
I would be fucking shocked if maoi managed to devise and test 17 different astral pulses in a week

Why do I like brown women anons?

>>725423296
This game is peak millennial writing, and all latinh american character tossing in random spanish words is a core part of millennial writing.

>>725423296
Except she doesn't look like a latina besides having tan skin. Which you get from living in a sun drenched locale like caliwali or mexisharty.

>>725423256
you might've been thinking about this

"first week" vs "last week", he's definitely been there for at least a few months

THE CONSPIRACY BOARD

Invisigal planted the bomb that ended Robert's career.
Invisigal and Blonde Blazer are roommates.
Robert's dad was a dick and fucked over Shroud after stealing their collab invention Astral Pulse.
Shroud is Blond Blazer's father.
Invisigal hid the Astral Pulse in her inhaler before Shroud ambushed her.
Invisigal swapped the Astral Pulse with one of Royd's unstable prototypes, which will blow up in Shroud's face later. There will be purple smoke.
Invisigal is an unwilling mole because of some tech implanted by Shroud that was teased to her to help her asthma.

>>725416690 (OP)
Um... IG bros?

>>725421753
Im guessing no parents or incredibly destitute

It fits with her powers, she was probably stealing to make ends meet since she was a kid

>>725423401
Isn't it weird how there was a concerted shilling effort here to try and paint Courtney as being some kind of minority? Feels completely inorganic.

>>725423082
new kino edit, saved and thank you

>>725423256
You're not, that was in the conversation with Chase about that exact motivational speech. It was during first week. I don't know why anons can't accept the game just has blitzkrieg pacing and happens within like a month, Robert doesn't remember the speech because he's a hero, he's given speeches like that for 15 years

>>725423419
>Invisigal is an unwilling mole because of some tech implanted by Shroud that was teased to her to help her asthma.
this would mean shroud has heard every single wet dream invisigal's had about robert since they met

>>725423384
True true
But this raises another plot hole my friends
How could Robert resist such an absolute fucking qtpatootie like Visi for that long?!

>>725423387
I got nothing against Blazerbros but I visually I just think Courtney is a better physical match for Bobbo

>>725418818
phenomaman could have seriously solo'd that bar by himself. that place was filled with low level mooks.

>>725423464
She does have chinkier eyes

>>725423078
You had eyes, but you could not see Mt. Tai.

>>725423106
>Laura Bailey is 0.4% filipino and 99.6% white european.
Even if this is true, do you seriously think they would make her ethnic background exactly the same as her VA's? They're going to make her at least 25% filipina just for diversity.
Coupe's VA is way lighter skinned than her but since she's still black they made her character way darker. Think about it logically, this isn't the type of studio to make a character 0.0001% non-white just for a hint of exoticism.

>>725422768
>bat upset he is a neet
didn't know they had internet for the homeless, LA is really coming along

>>725423484
It's a mystery how he hasn't bounced the bones of either coworker desu

>>725423161
>He just gave her the generic superhero pep talk that he can't even remember the details to

>For Visi, the day Mecha Man told her she could be a hero, it was the most important day of her life. For Robert, it was a Tuesday.

>>725423387
>Court, you know Blazer said we weren't supposed to do this in the office, right?
>What're you gonna do, Robbie, write me up?

>>725423464
because it is inorganic.

>>725423000
used to think this pairing was so weird until i found out black women actually followed the old advice
>keep your power level in check
and most of them are giga freaks.

>>725423054
>you're royd
>shit brudda you been crackin your head on dis mekka man ting da whole week
>you need a break bro
>get invited to a party with your coworkers, fuck yeah
>on the way there you get told by the weird nose-ring girl dat dere's a way to fix da suit
>get all hype and fail to notice shit gets kinda weird when da demon girl shows up
>get to robert's detective crime scene place
>start to set things up
>even though you try to focus on your work, da little girl and da big lady start to flirt with robert's twink ass again
>the purple hair girl gets real quiet whenever the demon girl touches your boy
>fuck it, ainokea, just focus on the party -
>suddenly the shitmouth takes out a stereo
>starts putting on some weird-ass party songs
>like, weird romance songs
>the first one was bad enough, but each one keeps talking about how the singer girl wants some guy
>some songs even get real specific
>then it hits you
>ka, dis girl is making da whole party listen to her mixtape for robert
>and she aint even making moves on him or nothing
>just sitting there and seething while robert gets hugged by the red lady or your boss lady
>this goes on for the whole fucking night

>>725423391
>>725423401
well unless they tell us outright, all we can do is make inferences boyos

>>725423082
I do not have any ryan gosling pic saved so just pretend I attached one to this post

>>725423617
do what? press the side of her head against his? something tells me she would never do that anyway. she seems like the type of girl who turns beet red and shuts down over stupid shit like holding hands despite her outwardly being foulmouthed and perverted.

>>725423554
The argument being made was that "Laura Bailey is a flip therefore Courtney is also probably a flip"
I pointed out that Laura Bailey is not a flip. She's white, she just bragged about her 23 and me showing 0.4% flip ancestry. So by the logic of that first post, yes, she would be white because Laura is white! Don't move those goalposts now, and feel free to concede any time.

>>725423168
These threads brought out a demon in me. I'm not proud of how much I like these characters.

>>725423161
I thought that the space between episode 1 (post coma) and episode 6 was a week, maybe two at best. Courtney and Mandy both talk about the first date as if it only happened a few days ago.

>>725423082
man that really is a pretty good tune

>>725423054
>So Golem should I grab him to dance at the part where the tempo picks up or where it says hes turning me on
>Courtney we're losing this fucking game, lock in PLEASE

>>725423764
EVERYONE thinks she's filipino so they're going to act like she is. Just because you think she is white doesn't mean THEY think she's white. They think she's filipino, therefore they'll make her character filipino.
Are you seriously this fucking retarded or did you just never go to a big city in a blue state?

>>725423430
>A school shooting happens uninterrupted, because Robert sent all his heroes to a LARP

>>725423828
>These threads brought out a demon in me. I'm not proud of how much I like these characters.
same. I haven't liked a story in a game or show like I do this since I was in like high school or college. and this is coming from a guy who swore off capeshit like 8 years ago.

>>725423828
As long as you are aware. Dont lose yourself these threads will be gone in a week

:)

>>725421301
I can feel my ARYAN PVRITY slipping away...

>>725424014
i feel like there will be a solid month or two left of discussion, and given how massive this game has gotten I think there might be a good chance for a sequel

>>725416802
>troon game
it's confirmed not wokeslop

Its actually beyond me how anyone cant love this adorable cutie

>>725421608
>she doesn't take no for an answer no matter what

>>725424073
>tfw Courtney finally stops rambling about wanting to fuck your boss

>Robert, I've got some bad news.
>A real stinker, Robert.
>Vivi's pregnant.
>And I'm ninety percent sure that Malevola's the father.
>I know, I know - you're confused.
>But you shouldn't be.
>I've seen your browser history.
>You're a man of refined tastes.
>Big demons with big sausages?
>Hey, Robert, I get it, but this is serious:
>There's a good chance Visi is going to give birth to the anti-christ.
>And I'm going to have to be that kid's godfather.
>It'll do awful things to my portfolio.
>Also, the end of existence, or he becomes a politician. Either's bad.
>So, I you need to get in there and save the world.
>And by 'in there' I mean inside Mal.
>You're got to even things out.
>She's the father of the anti-christ, but you also make her the mother of Robert IV.
>Or, fuckin' Roberta, I don't know.
>The point is you; you need to go give her 5 CCs of heroic lineage, stat.

>>725424105
Waterboy no! She’s a succubus you have to resist!

>>725421652
what a random race but ill go with it

>>725423401
>Except she doesn't look like a latina besides having tan skin
and almond-shaped eyes

>>725424014
What kind of talk is that anon? That's like saying don't enjoy a party because it'll be over by morning. Just enjoy the comfy threads

>>725423928
Golem being a binding link in the group is a pretty nice touch. Him just being a chill rock that doesn't actually like to cause trouble means that everyone can get along with him.

>he listens to metal so he can actually talk about something with waterboy
>he plays games with visi and lets her gush about robert, even if she starts talking about weird sex shit
>he makes potpourri with flambae
>he's even chill with prism

>>725424014
I'm treating these threads as what they are. I'm a little too old to be self-inserting into fanfictions.

>>725424179
I feel like Mal wouldn't have a dick, only because she seems like the type of bisexual / lesbian who wants to stay a woman.

Also,
>a real stinker

>>725420451
Visi = main character
bb = side character
there is not enough bb in the first 6 eps to justify her romance

weg for zoomniggers? pass

>>725416690 (OP)
Dispatch what?

>Capeshit
Strike one
>Western VN
Strike two
>By former developers of TWD
OUT!

Seeing all these threads for this shitty game made me realize /v/ is no longer what is used to be. A new game by Onion Games (Stray Children) barely gets a single thread and this gets dozens of them.

>I...I actually made the cut
>Robert is right, maybe I can be a hero...

*CHAIR CLATTERING*

Can you replay the dispatch gameplay and skip the dialogue?

>>725424105
Go forth and conquer, Waterboy.
It is your birthright. May your Vril be pvre.

>>725424285
feel like almond eyes are usually reserved for asians in this sort of art style anyway

>>725424429
>Sean
>Bean
>Jeremy
What are their powers?

>>725423490
...? It doesn't get better than this. I don't understand this nonstop "she's better than Blazer" shit. Whether it's body or personality, she's "alternative" for a reason. She's not trad. She's like a match, Blazer is a oil candle that burns through a storming night. All light, all the time. No betrayal, backstabbing and socially erratic behavior.

>>725424153
The majority loves her tho

I am shocked that that streamer guy didn't do a video in character as Sonar.

on episode 6 right now.
The game ignored my choice not to reveal that I was mecha man. is this a glitch or is the game just dogshit?

>>725424537
>No betrayal, backstabbing and socially erratic behavior.
kek are bbniggers really this blind?

>>725424537
But her kids will be corpos and her parents will kill you if you don’t marry her.

>>725424537
>No betrayal, backstabbing and socially erratic behavior.
Yeah dude, we know, she has nothing story wise.
She's just a boring white woman tha turns into a shorter white woman, so deep.

>>725423856
The artist only puts out a song every 2-3 years but most of them are pretty fucking good.

Kid with BB
>Healthy
>Aryan
>Tall
>Strong
>Will further the purity of the Robertson bloodline
Kid with insivib*tch
>Brown mystery mutt
>Likely schizophrenic because of miscegenation
>Asthmatic
>Born with whatever STDs her mom has
>Will condemn the Robertson bloodline to eternal genetic damnation

>>725424430
You can skip to start start of the Dispatch section in any episode you've finished through the chapter select, though some still include a bit of lead up dialogue.

>>725424358
He's saying that I shouldn't be too cringe and get too invested in these threads.

>>725424398
Dispatch your damn team, Robert. Those lazy assholes is just eatin' twinkies in the fuckin' break room again.

>>725424429
Whoever they got to work on specifically Visi's facial expressions is clearly not being paid enough.

>>725423943
Oh? I thought it didn't matter if she's white or a flip? Did you backtrack on that already? Curious.
And it does matter because there's nothing to imply that Courtney is a flip. Your argument is entirely that "well, some people think Laura Bailey is a flip because she's 0.4% flip therefore Courtney is a flip". It's hilariously retarded.
Continue to cope and sneed about losing this argument by the way, shill boy.

>>725424692
the bb kid will have alien stds from all the time bb fucked phenomenon

>>725423430
as an avid lightsworn player i can't forgive her for this

prism's mother.
Do you think prism can resist waterboy's white boy charm? Or will she black wife him into his final form

>Invisibitch confesses to loving you and having a dream about you
>you respond that you hoped you were wearing a condom in that dream so you didn't get her STDs
based

Normally i fucking hate licensed music in movies/tv/games but the tracks in this game are so kino. Added them to my playlist

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_Lr7cOvAljexc5GUztsVpBD3ytPccSdU

>>725424692
Yeah but

INVISIMECH

>>725424285
shit dude i guess that robert is also asian now....

>>725424721
>Whoever they got to work on specifically Visi's facial expressions is clearly not being paid enough.
I swear to god Visi's facial expressions when she does the salite at granny's are some of I've ever seen in any 3D media
that shit is fucking insane and conveys so fucking much it's unreal

>>725424429
no wonder bb can't compete, this shit is unfair

>>725424618
If you don't reveal it, Chase drunkenly reveals it at the party. Next few episodes probably require that the crew knows who you are.
Actually, them hunting for the astral pusle doesn't make without knowing who you are to begin with.

>>725424804
Why are you even here? You didn’t play watch or even shitpost about the game. You know nothing.

i just remembered BB didn't want robert to cut visi.
Is bb actually after visi?

>>725424849
>no Flambae singing
why bother

>>725424801
>some people
"some people" being (((californians)))
god are you seriously this stupid
you're saying all this because you're a brownoid pretending to be white

>>725424667
>She's just a boring white woman
Fucking yummy yum, that's exactly what Robert deserves. A nice, normal woman who cares about him for a nice, normal life where he dies old. Remember Captain America? Yeah, well imagine if Steve was actually three generations deep of ancestors fighting villains before he got his ending.

Glad you could see it my way, instead of playing at fake deep "women should be retarded and crazy stalker villains and you should sacrifice your happiness for them because it's profound to be the savior" bullshit. Tsundere my ass cheeks, Mutt Golem.

>>725423464
Its very inorganic, just like the jeets tarding out over blonde blazer. This chart makes it all make sense.

>>725424979
Visi is pitybait

>>725424895
You did choose the salute pose to match your wife, right anon?

>>725424895
Honestly, I really started noticing it when they put in all the detail into Pman's eyes during the commercial. Making it so clear that he's reading off cue cards is fucking hilarious and compounded with him not knowing what to do with his off hand made it super clear he's a fucking autist without even meeting him at that point. Hell, slow down and watch Robert's face when Visi punches him. Robert sees it coming and goes through a normal reaction of someone who realizes they're about to get punched and deserve it.

https://youtu.be/F7eC86uKZY8?list=RDF7eC86uKZY8&t=53

Guys i just found leaks on the next episode, don't click it or you will find out robert's fate...

>>725423082
Savage > Radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsGfZasF1E

>>725425053
>god I want to smoke so bad
>I wonder what Toxic is up to
>this fuckin baby hurts, fuck you Robert IV
>can't wait to drown it in the tub someday
>I'm hungry

>>725425010
>you're brown because you have called me out for trying to gaslight everyone into baselessly thinking a character is ackshually my chosen minority
You have no argument, and I accept your concession.

>>725424831
Prism will become a lovely soccer mom and housewife who speaks proper English thanks to the raw power of the WATERLORD

>>725425053
Even Visifags agree she needs a complete change of character.

>>725425184
ah, so you are finally getting the appeal

>>725424979
blazer and visi clearly get along to some degree - visi isn't as much of a bitch towards blazer as she is towards other people. there's the roommate theory but i think blazer (like robert) just realizes visi needs someone to give her a chance, and visi knows that. maybe 7/8 will give some more insight into that.

>>725424895
Yeah it's great. Being able to do subtle facial animations like that is the biggest thing these games have over text based VNs, they need to abuse it and Dispatch does it perfectly.

>>725425126
>yesterday I cried, theladyinthesongnotme

>>725421513
I actually deleted the apps recently because real women are nothing like fictional women

>>725425184
Yes, fixing her is the entire appeal for a lot of people. Have you ever heard of the Taming of the Shrew?

>>725424947
>Actually, them hunting for the astral pusle doesn't make without knowing who you are to begin with.
yeah, that's what I'm talking about. there's no set up as to why Royd is just openly talking about finding mechaman's powersource with you at the house warming party. it's just bad writing. They shouldn't have left it up to choice in the first place.

>>725425234
Also, she only says she wouldn't let Robert cut her after Visi has her big heart to heart with Robert that the entire branch heard, so BB knows that Visi really wants redemption and just sucks at it compared to the rest of the Phoenix program who don't really seem to be interested in trying to be heroes, especially at that point.

>>725425145
I made my arguments and you kept ignoring them and assuming literal Californians don't follow the one drop rule.
You keep pretending you won because you know that neither you or she will ever be white. Face it bucko, EVERYONE follows the one drop rule.

Why are BBnigs mentally ill?

>>725425295
>Have you ever heard of the Taming of the Shrew?
Oh my fucking god, another one.

>>725425053
this is weird

>>725425184
She can't even get him a beer or his taco order, but somehow she's gonna be a trad wife wholly fixed by having sex (she's definitely already had lots of sex)
All because this time Roberts sex will be suuuuuuper romantic and perfect and make her change forever into the exact perfect imaginary person that the player projects that she would be (basically just Mandy with a different haircut, a girl that hangs out and watches movies on the couch, sucks your cock, and raises your family)

>>725425381
What no content does to a mf

>>725425136
She does come across as a mother that would resent her kid, then when Robert dies in a heroic sacrifice later, start molesting them to recapture that feeling of love that she never truly appreciated with Robert until he was gone. Probably would buy tiny business casual clothes and force a headset on to really sell the delusion

BB is an Ashkenazi Jew witch using her evil Heeb powers to make herself look Aryan so she can steal the vril of Yakub's greatest soldiers

>>725425416
>(she's definitely already had lots of sex)
BBfags used this cope for literal weeks now
Buck status?

>>725425426
Anon.......please delete your post

>>725425170
She will act exactly how she does now but constantly hint about how hung waterboy is in a very smug fashion. She will get caught looking at photos of him while biting her lip

>>725425223
>>725425223
>>725425295
>Fixing her
There is nothing to fix. She is perfection.

personally i think robert should fuck flambae
that brat has been begging for it all season

>>725425451
>BB is just ayn rand down to her desire to be raped and her obsession with blondes, gingers, and anyone man or woman who isnt jewish.
to complete her transformation she must marry a gay dude and then do a eugenics project using her fanbase

Reminder that the in-game universe canonically fantasizes about fucking Blonde Blazer by the amount of bootleg porn depicting her.

Some gooner incel in Dispatch universe is probably making AI edits of Blonde Blazer getting her guts fucked out by villains or some shit.

>>725425426
wtf is wrong with you nigga?

>>725424136
>tell Phenomaman you cucked him
>he gets a taste for himself

I think this game resonates with /v/ because we're all lonely fucks who will never have a Mandy or Courtney in our lives.

>>725425524
Not my black uncle... why did he do it

>>725425486
The duology of the Invisifag.
>yes she's terrible and I will make her perfect with sex
>no she's perfect and she will make me perfect with sex
Meanwhile, Mandy GODS have the steadiest coin in video games.
Deliver Robert IV, deliver wholesome tidings until death. The end. Hero wins.

>>725425572
oh no?!?
and where do you think these ai edits are, so i can avoid them?????

>>725425604
I need help, i cant stop

>>725425637
true :(

>>725425105
>keep thinking Invisigal is gonna use her abilities to get away
>it’s usually just to get closer to Robert
CUTE CUTE CUTE the punching is a bit much but CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>725425051
I run my Robert as the absolute pinnacle of what it means to be a hero, so of course I picked the Superhero pose

>>725421513
im talking to a japanese girl on this right now wish me luck

>>725425371
You didn't make any arguments, actually, you just blubbered on about your own headcanon, which I refuted, and now you are seething and having a melty. Indeed, I have already won. I double-dee accept your concession.

>>725425381
They're romancing a canon cheater, they're just broken individuals

>>725425184
I know the meme is “I can fix her” but I just picked her because I genuinely just like her more as she is.

People liking this shit is proof goyim are not human

I hate waifuschizoposting so much. Enjoy your waifu without trying to drag down other people's waifus.

>>725425863
BB...

>>725425692
I wouldn't call it deserved but I don't think robert would have gone as hard if he knew visi was genuinely proud of her work

>damn this party sure is great, i really needed this

>itd be a shame if a cute brown tomboy suddenly interrupted my cool room gazing to make me go dance

>>725425863
nuke israel

>>725425798
And thats okay.

Robert deserves love.
Love looks like a lot of different things to a lot of people
To me, it looks like this. This is it. This is how you win me

>>725425736
Yet you keep replying, because you know neither of us have won. We're both too stubborn for that.
You can quit now and pretend you won, but every time you look at Invisigal or yourself you'll remember that, deep down, neither of you are white.

>>725425950
LOOK OUT MECHA MAN!

>>725425863
Your people's culture revolves around molesting your children and selecting their mates from first generation cousins.

>>725425893
Trackstar....my hero....I kneel.

>>725425931
Exactly. And she made it all just for us. Easy choice.

>>725425931
Is this the dinner BB texted him about?

Can the nose ring be disabled in settings?

>>725426014
But of course. Keep up

>You're on a sweet dinner date with Mandy in some 3-star restaurant in uptown LA
>you take a comfort room break
>suddenly Invisigal appears in front of you like this on the urinal
All I'm saying is that I know BB simps can be hypocritical...

>>725422179
>anon does the meme pasta
>amount of AI Art/Webms posts drop
I assumed it was mainly Indians doing that

>>725426014
Yes

>>725426016
no but you can add a second one

>>725426014
yes

>>725426064
>>You're on a sweet dinner date with Mandy in some 3-star restaurant in uptown LA
I'm actually in a 5 star sushi restaurant with Phenomaman to sample the new menu

>>725425931
I like that she starts with the reveal. Shows she values honesty.

>>725425950
ROBERT TURN YOUR FUCKING HEAD SHES COMING RIGHT FOR YOU

>>725426016
just like in real life you have to fuck the woman until she becomes stable enough to be grossed out about her short hair and weird piercings. Just like how if you fuck a butch lesbian it always goes.
>actually i was bisexual
>er... it was a phase...
>okay i was just fat
>its not my fault nobody loved me
>dont tell the kids

>>725426064
....Very romantic

>>725425868
But how will BBjeet enjoy his chosen waifu if he doesn't drag Cuckney through the mud?

>>725425889
I think Robert realizes he went too hard, he says as much if you tell BB that Visi punched you and he tries to really downplay it when he realizes that BB is taking it seriously.

>>725426064
Yakub...
I'm sorry for what I'm about to do...
*miscegenates*

>>725425931
if the visi payoff isn't good, i will apologize to all bbfriends in this thread.

>>725426142
Except with her boyfriend which she cheated on

>>725426064
That throat is getting abused

>>725425943
Oh no my good shill, I'll continue to enjoy your tears as long as they continue to flow. It is the surest sign of my victory. Your concession? Accepted thrice. I can't wait for my quad.

>>725426064
>comfort room
>not bio room
Keep up.

>>725426064
Pissing down her throat for sure

>>725426016
She loses the ring next episode

>>725425868
These threads for the past few days have been so cancer. I just want to comfypost in peace but its brown this and indian that. Schizos

>>725426216
Im gonna hold your hand when I tell you this....

>>725425868
Anon, I am the player. I decide what is or is not the best waifu for the protagonist and by extension myself. Someone else deciding differently conflicts with what I deem is correct, therefore they're going against my canon. I must establish my existance and my choices being correct for if I don't then they cease to be and their will overrides my own. I am objectively correct for I am me and me is what matters. My thoughts and statements matter. My waifu is what matters. So, any disagreements to such end up not mattering. They cease to be upon failing to override my influence on what matters. You fence sitting, like the ill rabbit unable to venture into the garden, unable to reaffirm my correct viewpoint only further establishes you as invalid. Not meant to be for providing no further merit to my reality. You cease to be

>>725426253
>he replied
And you'll keep replying.

It's so funny all this shit going on and there's (potentially) someone on your team who can destroy the entire world at a moment's notice if he so chooses.

I'm gonna need Blonde Blazer fans to keep up because Visi already has lots of good AI slop

never beating the unseasoned white chicken breast allegations fr

>>725426328
And you'll keep crying.

>>725425931
That entire scene makes me wish there were more events like that in the game. I need at least one day in the park where Robert and Mandy are walking Beef while discussing their problems with leading their double lives.

>>725426181
>>725426307
Him and the guy who always tries to ragebait him have almost made me give up on Blonde Blazer entirely. I was about to try and ask him why he was so focused on race before I realized that entire line of conversation would be utterly pointless. I have now ascended to just liking Mandy without responding to any of the shitposting.

>>725425868
>dont drag other people
dont tell me what to do you freak

>>725426218
She really didnt. And by that time the relationshop was pretty much over,

>>725426142
My favorite part is seeing perfect armpits and cleavage of a perfect beautiful (animated) White woman being vulnerable and nervous while also being captivatingly beautiful and endlessly charming.
It feels like I was a child since I looked at another animated character that communicated to me like she does

>>725426185
No he didn’t. Visi needs to face consequences for punching people. Leniency is what made her think she could hit Chase. Honestly Visi is fucked up in so many ways that it’s hard to know where to start with her. She just doesn’t care about anyone but herself.

>>725426347
i-is that... pornography?
o-o-o-on a blue board???
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
JANNIES SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725426347
oh no

your brain waves are dropping... no, no no no....

>>725426369
>And by that time the relationshop was pretty much over,
it was so over that she let him take her on an expensive date to dump him.

>good
>ai slop
lmao

>>725426383
that pendant is where she keeps the blood of Aryan men so she can use their vril to turn blonde

>>725426347
It's ok guys! There are no nipples or genitals showing!!

>>725426361
based peaceful BB bro. I heard she shines next chapter. I hope you guys get some good food

>>725426307
There's a few hours each day when it's back to okay then it's right back to the shitflinging. I hate the episodic format but I'm glad I haven't waited until it now or full release to start playing it, would miss out on all the good threads we had before EP5&6

>>725426345
Kinda makes you wonder what's holding him back. What's his Uncle Ben moment that makes him stay on the straight and narrow? What's his reason for holding back 90% of his power?

>>725426459
It's called a last chance. He had one last chance to say "Mandy, I want to honor your wishes and do everything I can to make you happy"
But the fact of the matter is, without a cock to impregnate her, she can't be happy.

>>725426345
future Dispatch season: killing the Phenomaman

>>725426459
1 last hurrah, and test

>>725426167
>dont tell the kids
fuck. I get it now.

>>725426358
And you're still here, because you're obsessed with me. lol

>>725426345
Robert's bussy will calm him down

>>725426185
>I think Robert realizes he went too hard, he says as much if you tell BB that Visi punched you and he tries to really downplay it when he realizes that BB is taking it seriously.
This is fucking pathetic holy shit.

Forgive Visi
Spare Shroud
Make an heir

Prove you're the hero Chase always wanted you to be

>>725426345
he got injured by a tiger
he's a fraud

>>725426538
>>725426557
I have never seen two anons channel such strong woman energy before. Powerful

>>725426571
>actually you're like, obsessed with me, which is why my meltdown is still ongoing
Don't look

>>725426459
BBfags gonna ignore this one

>>725426528
He's a bully victim and the Earth is his "Happy Place" filled with kind but weak people and things he find cute and interesting, like possums.

>>725426528
It seems like he genuinely sees his purpose is to be a savior of Earth

Although hes autistic so hes open to giant mood swings and dooming

>>725426597
Yeah I really didn't like that. Writers covered for Visi again. Good guy Roberto humiliating himself on the altar of Brown nipples

>>725426704
And he gets to go play Magic: The Gathering at the LGS!

Don't forget the anon who keeps defending Mandy cheating cheated on their ex irl

>>725426684
>projecting
Looks like you still can't give up. You can give up anytime and pretend you won, but you're still here.

>>725426524
I'm holding out on hope for the scene where Mandy and Robert are cuddling on the car. If I can just get five minutes of that, or an epilogue of that same caliber, I'll be set for the month.

>>725426527
Word from the grapevine is that there will be a season two, but it's unconfirmed for now.

>>725426637
Pretty sure that Chase doesn't care about that last one. With how he's lived his life, he'd probably want Robert to just be happy, whether or not that means having a kid that takes on the family mantle.

>>725426704
>he's an autist from a world of autists that's finding peace in a loving and accepting place
>but he has to put up with the people of this planet insulting him all the time
>his autism refuses to let him accept that this world has extremely backwards values compared to his homeworld

He's growing on me, that stupid lug.

>>725426637
Sorry Chase but I'm here to kill Shroud, that's my mission

>westoid capeshit praise
how did /v/ fall this bad?

>>725426737
Its funny that he comes from a literal planet of twinks, or maybe just fat uggos, its not clear
but either way beauty standards are reversed and he's considered incredibly ugly.

>>725426787
Chase might not want a Mecha Man 4, but he clearly wants a Robert 4 with how much he's doting on Beef already as a surrogate grandkid

>>725426757

But she really didn't tho lol

literally Prism btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6v3vKeg1Ws

>>725426804
more like how did capeshit manage to ascend

>>725426787
I'm greedy and I want 5 minute epilogues of all the characters. They're all legitimately so great.

>>725426185
I don't think the sigh is Robert realizing he went too far, I think the sigh is him thinking "this job's going to be harder than I thought," and/or "I wish I hadn't wrecked the mechsuit and ended up here"

>>725426770
But I did win, why would I stop laughing at you when you keep posting such amusing cope at me? I can actually feel the shitter shattered energy of your tears rolling down your cheeks. You want to know how I know I won?
You stopped actually trying (and failing) to argue, sperged out and have been making posts like this ever since. I said it before, but I'll reiterate it for you: this is my victory lap.

villains see this daily?!

reminder the retard that wont shut up about race is just trying to engagement farm for twitter

>>725426689
How would you liked her to have dumped him? In the parking lot? On the phone?
>Phenomaman leaves a voicemail
>Blonde Blazer! We have our reservation tonight, I will pick you up at 5:30 sharp! Okay, toodaloo! PHENOMANAL!
>no reply
>he shows up to the parking lot
>no reply
>"Blonde Blazer! Where are you?"
>"Phenomaman....I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry but this is over."
>click
Or maybe do it in person, with one last chance to show that he's capable of actual love?
Phenomaman is going to expensive restaurants anyways regardless. Can't possibly hold that against her when she orders delivery spaghetti from tupperware.

>>725426757
ya but i dont care about that, in real life i have fucked other women while dating because she didn't want to fuck at that moment. Thats normal for most people.
Fiction is interesting because abnormal stuff happens.

>>725426923
ROBERT I'M COMING DON'T DO IT

>>725426860
I just chalked that up with quirky millennial / Gen Z writing. Oooh, look at this cute pupperino! He's melting everyone's harts, that big chungus! Shit like that.

>>725426904
Episode 7's going to have a huge payoff. Not sure about 8, but episode 7 having only one dispatch segment means that it's going to be chock full of action.

>>725426992
isn't he confirmed Indian?

>>725426947
You ignored my arguments, why would I put effort into a black hole? Your "victory lap" has been going on for a while now, because you still can't give up. You HAVE to have the last word.
Don't worry, the thread's going to end soon. Then you can rest.

>>725426770
does not having the last word piss you off that much tranny

>>725427008
as much as I love the dispatching thats for the best. 7/8 need as much dialogue sections as possible for this story to get a satisfying conclusion desu

turn the fucking unique IP numbers back on holy shit

>>725426992
>>725427020
Yes.
>>725427003
>That's normal
It's not, and you should honestly consider roping

>>725426898
it's still wild to me that multi-billion dollar companies fail at making super-speed look good.

>>725423054
>sample
YOU DID IT AGAIN
STOP IT

>>725426918
I took as him realizing that he's taking his anger out on Visi for not living up to his standards as Mechaman when she's just a fledgling hero because he's frustrated that he can't get out there and set things right personally anymore.

>>725426923
>courtney's dream
In reality:
>*stares like creep*
>Robert: "Ew. Why is she looking at me like that?"

>>725426992
That's not the first time that one of my posts about a hot video game chick has been farmed by that guy.
He farmed a picture of FFXIII that I posted here once too. It is what it is. The thread is open for anyone to see it.

>>725427041
I rebuffed your "arguments" (which was mostly schizo babble) pretty cleanly, actually, and then you started having a melt down. You should probably try to sound less butthurt if you're going to keep replying. Speaking of last words, yes, because it's clearly upsetting you that I'm not letting you have them. Cry about it harder.

>>725427097
>It's not, and you should honestly consider roping
its abnormal if you don't have relationships, its normal in general otherwise.

I dont understand?

/v/ used to be all full on board on invisigal until the stats showed her being the most popular choice at like 71%

is this just /v/ being contrarians?

>>725416690 (OP)

>>725427087
Fuck unique IPs, we're long overdue for thread IDs on every board

>>725421208
He's toughening his kid up. Fags like you wouldn't get it.

>>725425889
He instantly regrets it, that’s why she says “feel bad? Good!” before she hits him. It’s also a point where she sees that he does care that he hurt her feelings which helps her warm up to him. I do think it’s cool how the writers thought to have her use her powers to hang around and see how people react to her/events so that she can see how they actually think. Fun visual storytelling detail.

>>725427178
yes

>>725425889
that's so adorable that she genuinely thought the donut shop incident went well and thought she was going to get her ears scratched by him after she got back to SDN.

>>725427215
Is this what she was doing when Blazer was trying out the dress?

>>725427178
some adults joined...

GOAT

>>725427174
>rebuffed
You didn't, you just dodged them.
You're putting more energy into this than I am at this point. It's funny how badly you're pretending that you aren't seething.

>>725427175
it isn't normal to cheat on your lover nigger

>>725427008
>I just chalked that up with quirky millennial / Gen Z writing. Oooh, look at this cute pupperino! He's melting everyone's harts, that big chungus! Shit like that.

Obviously it's personal opinion and all, but it's meaningful that Chase, Robert's psuedo-father figure, is the one who latched onto Beef and started to spoil him. You're telling me you don't think Chase would be over the moon if he had an actual grandkid to give candy to when Robert isn't looking?

>>725427178
Yup

>>725427109
True. Sounds like Chase, turning bitter over being stuck in an office unable to use his powers while the z-team fucks up and thinks its funny, that's a cool parallel.

>>725427103
It's like my mini-tripcode at this point. You'll just have to bear with it, <Happy Camper>.

>>725427074
My hope is also that Episode 8 is extra juicy and some sort of triple-feature length deal. It's one of the few ways I can imagine them being able to satisfy everyone.

>>725427282
>the smile while he's running
You can tell that he missed it. He missed the feeling of actually using his powers. Even though he thinks it's going to be a one-way trip, he missed taking life by the horns.

>my Blonde Blazer OP has over half a million clicks
>the comments are filled with Muds seething endlessly about White women
You gotta love it.

>>725427292
>It's funny how badly you're pretending that you aren't seething.
>t. anon who has been seething non stop for almost an hour
Bet. Stop replying if you're not malding. Also, I totally btfo your arguments. I'm going to laugh at you WAY harder if you reply again.

>>725427392
>Stop replying if you're not malding.
Jesus, you really want the last word that bad huh.
Why don't you follow your own advice?

>>725427350
Who cares about x?

>>725427350
At least now we know why those chinks invaded the thread earlier and had to be fumigated with the sacred bugspray

>BBjeet /po/shit twitter engagement farming
BBjeets are so subhuman and brainrotted it's unreal
how do these 'creatures' even exist in the same thread as us

>>725425931
>she sprung for the meatballs
I’ll give you that BBfags, she does know how to treat a guy to the good stuff

>>725427350
>>725427392

what is wrong with you people

>>725427320
Yea, which is why I think Robert really comes around on Visi the moment Waterboy tells him about the donut, because it makes it clear that while she might be a fuckup compared to his standards, she wasn't trying to just play it cool and deflect when he started grilling her on how things went. She genuinely thought the mission went well because none of the previous dispatchers had any standards for the Z team, so not actively murdering anyone was a win as far she knew.

>>725427443
its a mystery bro

>>725427306
i cant keep the bait going anon i feel bad

At this point I assume everyone else realizes the BBposter is just a shitposter that tries to stir shit up deliberately? He even admitted as much in an earlier thread
What the fuck drives someone to do this for literal days, how the fuck do you not get bored repeating the same bait of
>brown
>race purity
>incel
>it's not cheating
>well I cheated but that's normal
On repeat for 72h

>>725427439
>HE REALLY REPLIED
KWABBITY
You just can't help yourself can you? That has to be humiliating. You didn't even have to think about it. Go on, do a flip.

>>725427534
>didn't follow his own advice
Obsessed.

>>725427449
Yeah but if you like her, you're Indian, and it's bad to want a White woman because she's not problematic enough.
The endless anger and hatred spread towards her (just like Invisigal spreads) is just icing on the cake that proves I was correct in my decision.

>the schizo shit begins
Well see you guys later

hello! im indian! i like beef :), i thought robert was going to feed him the wet donut but he didnt

>>725427560
>he did a flip

>>725426307
I’ve enjoyed getting the new tunes people drop for hypothetical Visi playlists

identity politics have really brainrotted some people's brains

These threads really did degenerate fast, didn't they?

>>725427629
>still obsessed

>>725427582
When americans go to sleep the thread quality plummets sadly

Cant wait for wednesday for some epic threads

>>725427643
take this one for the road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHMtrKZoXPM&list=RDpHMtrKZoXPM

>>725427661
>he did another flip
If I keep going, will you turn blue in the face?

why has every discussion on this website degenerated into how fast one side can accuse the other side of being Indian?

>>725421246
Isn't it a reference to her being mahou shoujo?

>>725427709
>still obsessed
I hope you don't bring this into the next thread, but I know you will.

>>725427718
because thats what people on twitter do and this board is now nothing but fucking twitter screencaps

>>725427770
>he did a THIRD flip
How does it feel to know you convinced exactly 0 people to buy into your headcanon about Laura Bailey OR Invisigal?

wtf is this even about
I swear all the new popular games are some obscure shit

>>725427827
Still obsessed, "champ".