>I can manifest cancer upon myself. don't ask
Since I have (my parents pay me) a great healthcare plan + im not murrikan so there's public, free healthcare plans; Are there significant benefits of having cancer? So far, according to my research:
>given opioids which may mean high 24\7
>given free steroids (testosteronemaxx)
>roids + wasting syndrome mean I can eat 5K cal. a day of junk food and not get fat
>i do semen retention so any downsides\ side effects of treatment will be extremely minimal
>I can die soon. this planet is hell and im not being edgy or contrarian
>i can act like an a*shole \insane brat\ etc with impunity since I AM going to die soon
>probably will get assigned "caretakers"\ occupational therapists\ ambulant nurses ie; Servants
>can demand expensive stuff\ trips\ fun activities from my parents
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benefits OF having cancer?
