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No he saves the biggest bags for his NYC real estate dealings.
>DUMPS MASSIVE PLASTIC BAG OF SHIT ON TABLE IN CHABAD BACKROOM*
>Hi Avi, one day can you believe it
>You know what it's like
>You do do big poos right Avi?
>My mother God bless her soul said
>You know Donald only people who do big poos, the biggest poos should be in NY real estate
>Lots of people think they got a shot but people who do small poos belong in FL.
What's this got to do with this new development you wanted to talk to me about?
>You know a vegetarian diet is kosher right?
Yes
>Vegetarians do small poos, Hitler was a vegetarian don't you know, really bad people.
>He really didn't like the Jewish people, he thought they did small poos too.
>I think that's a little unfair Jewish people do medium poos.
>Do me a favor look at this bag, it's bursting at the seems You think anyone else could flll that in a day?
>not in a home depot car park chance full of Mexicans can any but me work that hard.
>Really hard I even had to work some of it out with a pencil on the way here.
What's that got to do with the bidding on that building
>Big pipes, for big poos the best pipes for the best poos. It's natural that someone who does big Poos gets the bid right?
>My Poos are so big that the frictional force transmuted my toilet to gold.
Mr President Why do the secret service appear to be unloading a U haul van?
>That? That's my morning poo bags Avi. You're not listening I need to bring more to the table obviously.
Um n n n no Mr President that'll be fine thank you for the poo good day we wont be bidding.