Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:21:07 AM
No.150826123
>K.O.! Jump Up, Super Star! playing
>Wiz: Forget power-ups and spin dashes, today we're talking about pure, unadulterated romance. And Sonic's relationship with Amy has historically been… complicated.
>Boomstick: Amy's been chasing Sonic since the dawn of time, and what does he do? He runs! When she tries to hug him, he runs! When she tries to confess her feelings, you guessed it! He's even put his hand on her face to keep her at arm's length! The guy's allergic to commitment.
>Wiz: Sonic is a free spirit, and the idea of being tied down to any one person runs counter to his entire philosophy. However, we've seen instances where Sonic, in his Werehog form, was visibly saddened by Amy not recognizing him, suggesting a deeper, underlying desire for her affection, but one he struggles to process.
>Boomstick: But Mario? The guy's entire career is based on rescuing one girl over and over again! He scales mountains, navigates fire, and fights a giant turtle just to get some cake and a little something extra! That's dedication, baby!
>Wiz: Mario is the ultimate romantic. He's patient, steadfast, and willing to go to any lengths for the woman he cares about. He doesn't run from affection; he runs toward it. Amy, with her deeply romantic nature, would finally have her devotion reciprocated in full.
>Boomstick: And when Amy gets mad, she pulls out her big-ass hammer and goes to town! And Sonic can't handle that, the coward! Mario though? He knows how to satisfy an emotionally volatile woman with an equally powerful weapon.
>Wiz: Sonic would never be able to provide the romance Amy desperately craves. Mario, on the other hand, embodies everything she wants in a partner. His years of tireless devotion to Peach prove he would dedicate himself fully to Amy.
>Boomstick: When it came to Amy's rose, Mario jumped straight in. Sonic? You're too slow!
>Wiz: The winner is Mario.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:04:26 AM
No.542546057
>K.O.! Jump Up, Super Star! playing
>Wiz: Forget power-ups and spin dashes, today we're talking about pure, unadulterated romance. And Sonic's relationship with Amy has historically been… complicated.
>Boomstick: Amy's been chasing Sonic since the dawn of time, and what does he do? He runs! When she tries to hug him, he runs! When she tries to confess her feelings, you guessed it! He's even put his hand on her face to keep her at arm's length! The guy's allergic to commitment.
>Wiz: Sonic is a free spirit, and the idea of being tied down to any one person runs counter to his entire philosophy. However, we've seen instances where Sonic, in his Werehog form, was visibly saddened by Amy not recognizing him, suggesting a deeper, underlying desire for her affection, but one he struggles to process.
>Boomstick: But Mario? The guy's entire career is based on rescuing one girl over and over again! He scales mountains, navigates fire, and fights a giant turtle just to get some cake and a little something extra! That's dedication, baby!
>Wiz: Mario is the ultimate romantic. He's patient, steadfast, and willing to go to any lengths for the woman he cares about. He doesn't run from affection; he runs toward it. Amy, with her deeply romantic nature, would finally have her devotion reciprocated in full.
>Boomstick: And when Amy gets mad, she pulls out her big-ass hammer and goes to town! And Sonic can't handle that, the coward! Mario though? He knows how to satisfy an emotionally volatile woman with an equally powerful weapon.
>Wiz: Sonic would never be able to provide the romance Amy desperately craves. Mario, on the other hand, embodies everything she wants in a partner. His years of tireless devotion to Peach prove he would dedicate himself fully to Amy.
>Boomstick: When it came to Amy's rose, Mario jumped straight in. Sonic? You're too slow!
>Wiz: The winner is Mario.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:29:47 PM
No.150820482
>K.O.! Jump Up, Super Star! playing
>Wiz: Forget power-ups and spin dashes, today we're talking about pure, unadulterated romance. And Sonic's relationship with Amy has historically been… complicated.
>Boomstick: Amy's been chasing Sonic since the dawn of time, and what does he do? He runs! When she tries to hug him, he runs! When she tries to confess her feelings, you guessed it! He's even put his hand on her face to keep her at arm's length! The guy's allergic to commitment.
>Wiz: Sonic is a free spirit, and the idea of being tied down to any one person runs counter to his entire philosophy. However, we've seen instances where Sonic, in his Werehog form, was visibly saddened by Amy not recognizing him, suggesting a deeper, underlying desire for her affection, but one he struggles to process.
>Boomstick: But Mario? The guy's entire career is based on rescuing one girl over and over again! He scales mountains, navigates fire, and fights a giant turtle just to get some cake and a little something extra! That's dedication, baby!
>Wiz: Mario is the ultimate romantic. He's patient, steadfast, and willing to go to any lengths for the woman he cares about. He doesn't run from affection; he runs toward it. Amy, with her deeply romantic nature, would finally have her devotion reciprocated in full.
>Boomstick: And when Amy gets mad, she pulls out her big-ass hammer and goes to town! And Sonic can't handle that, the coward! Mario though? He knows how to satisfy an emotionally volatile woman with an equally powerful weapon.
>Wiz: Sonic would never be able to provide the romance Amy desperately craves. Mario, on the other hand, embodies everything she wants in a partner. His years of tireless devotion to Peach prove he would dedicate himself fully to Amy.
>Boomstick: When it came to Amy's rose, Mario jumped straight in. Sonic? You're too slow!
>Wiz: The winner is Mario.
