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/biz/ - Thread 60902233
Anonymous No.60903191
>>60902430
2024 was full retard, 2025 reached half retard and is going to spend at least a few months in non-retard

non-retard is where you buy bags that retire you when the market goes full retard again
/o/ - I’ve out niggered myself
Anonymous No.28581279
>>28581228
>Index fund performance is not guaranteed and certainly not 18% annual averaged
I was using that as an example of the most brain-dead investment literally anyone can make, you poor faggot, and it's even funnier because in real life NASDAQ has actually returned 23.5% annual, averaged since 2019. 18% annual is conservative if you have two brain cells to rub together.
>Also your masterplan requires you to have or make an extra $88k for the payments.
Some people are destined to be poor forever. This is so stupid it actually breaks my heart -- I will, nonetheless, explain this to you so even a child could understand it.
Big Tall Grownup A: Buys the shiny car for $100k cash
Big Tall Grownup B: Finances the shiny car for $20k cash down, then 60 months of payments totalling $88k
Grownup A spends $100k on the car and has a $69k used car at the end of 5 years
Grownup B person spends $108k on the car and has a $69k used car at the end of 5 years
The difference is that over the 5-year period, Grownup B's $80k investment (that's what he has left after the down payment! See, because 100-20 = 80!! good job!) at what is actually a conservative 18% annualized return is worth $183,032, whereas Grownup A has $0 because he spent that money on the shiny car that goes vroom vroom

If you can actually afford the car (this does not mean "I have $500 left of my McDonald's paycheck after bills so I can afford $500!!!!") and are capable of the amazing financial feat of outperforming (manufacturer's financing APR)+(yearly depreciation) per year, financing a car is free money. Do you need me to explain what "afford" actually means?

Put the fries in the bag.
/biz/ - Thread 60763919
Anonymous No.60764738
>>60763919
>first microwave oven went on sale in 1947
>31 years later it was ~0% adoption
>then went to 80% in 16 years
/biz/ - Don’t counter trade this
Anonymous No.60653947
Valuable information, thanks anon

In exchange, I can share inside info that your mom is going to suck 500 dicks tonight
oh shit wait that's not alpha, everyone knows that