Guys I bought FFXVI and the game fucking stunk. Am I the leader of the anti-Yoshida cult because I said so?
How can there be a cult that's centered around...hate...worship? That's an oxymoron.
That's not how a cult works, at all. That's not how any of this works....

Cults require religious devotion to an authority figure and the only devotion I have is to fictional fragrant heroines

Someone is probably scrambling to find their angle on how the anon playing XVI is actually just shitposting Yoshida. Any minute now