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Anonymous 9/19/2025, 2:40:14 PM No.539657030
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>>539629795
I hate pinoys
I hate pinoys
I hate pinoys
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Anonymous 9/10/2025, 11:16:08 AM No.720282071
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>die
>hell is currently closed because Nintendo patented transitioning to other worlds (Super Mario 64), killing people with fire (Super Mario Bros.), and torturing people (the tutorial in Pokemon Sun & Moon)
>can't go to heaven either because Nintendo patented that too with Kid Icarus
>God confides in me that he's worried Nintendo will find a way to retroactively patent all of creation itself
I had to come back to life since I couldn't die. I just hope that Nintendo won't patent resurrection either, they could probably use one of their Zelda games to patent that.