To think modern Nintendo would rather make
>A $100 alarm clock
>an electronic toy of the most universally hated Nintendo character since Fi
>obnoxiously expensive wooden blocks
>a theme park with two rides
>four labo sets, for some reason
>a plastic virtual boy that needs a subscription service
>a 30 page book of a Mario galaxy cutscene
>cold stone ice cream collabs
Then they would
>An N64 mini
>Lego Mario and Luigi minifigures
