My essay is titled "In like 15 years of playing vidya almost every day, I realise only now I've never actually played a single 2D-HD game"
It's a postmodernist essay with a strong introduction that focuses mostly on the author's own deviant fetishes, followed by a word-salad of roughly 30k characters that keeps avoiding the central theme and contains no overall meaning nor argument
I'll collect my diploma on my way out

I think this game is fun and the years have only made it more fun

>hit random
>Ty'Ron Hopper (fucking lel what a name)
>American Football
>WWII
>Hitler