>>725053879
Everyone always pretends that that's only in the city, but then Chris just goes into the jungle and starts shooting tribal witch doctor guys with spears and colorful shields while looting their gold artifacts to sell to buy more guns.

>>536258140
>Other game gets RE collab

COMMANDER ROLL FOR MY SISTER
YOU HAVE TO ADVISE HER AND FILL HER WITH VAPAUS
COMMANDEEERRRRR

COMMANDER PLEASE, CLAIR NAMED HER CAT CHATTERBOX

Commander, you have to impregnate my sister before it's too late! She just applied for a cat to the Central Government and she's going to name it Nihiwhiskers!

COMMANDER PLEASE

>>718351732
>>718352189
Jesus, she's becoming Chris from Resident Evil, isn't she?
>KRIS!
>YOU NEED TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER!
>PLEASE!
>THE CHRISTMAS BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE!
>SHE'S EITHER GOING TO TURN INTO A DYKE OR A CAT-MOM, KRIS!
>CLOACA AND HAIRBALLS WON'T GIVE ME GRANDKIDS!
>HURRY UP AND FUCK MY DAUGHTER RIGHT IN HER -
>FERTILE!
>DOE!
>VAGINA!

>fail 2 sub 20% in a row
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNT I'M GONNA GLUE YOUUUU FUCK

>>713231984
KRIS, FUCK MY DAUGHTER
CONTINUE THE HOLIDAY BLOODLINE

>>712730628
>Maybe he's already taken