I just had an idea
As a prank, I serve a guest a plate of boiled eggs for dinner. 6 or more peeled moderately boiled eggs, so not full hard but gooey eggs.
And it's on a plate, so they move around and picking up the plate will cause them to fall off.
No condiments, no sides, just dispensers for salt, pepper, and maybe something like powdered parmesan cheese.
And i serve it with a knife and fork, and see how they eat it. and just pretend this is a normal meal.
I don't know why, but this just seems so funny to me
send help