Thread 82279094

octopus bf ed!

cephelnot:
>>82259817

threadly question: how do you feel about tentacles?

leftover pizza, home cooked burgers, or trying out my air fryer on some frozen fried chicken I have, or the same using the regular oven I guess?

*starts twerking*

>>82279112
>white boy cops when they come across a hung BLACK thug

That's true btw, cops will shoot a nig easily but if they pat down and notice a big bulge in niggas pants they will start acting up for that d, porn told me that

The whole AI girlfriend thing is sort of insane because it broke the conception I used to have of normies as truly sociable. If they're fine with ChatGPT, it's because they don't truly care for social connection, and can accept the shittiest mockery of such without any question because it entertains them.
I've always felt like there was some fundamentally inhuman barrier to my person that prevented me from understanding people, but the truth is that neurotypicals are larpers who can't understand people themselves

>>82279303
i used ai for a few months until it got old when he just repeates the same lines over and over

If my FBF doesn't castrate himself for me, he doesn't love me

there will NEVER be a fbf

>>82279324
I'm a white boy with very small clitty, I will never inseminate a woman and have no chances with a woman, isn't it not enough? I will love a bf but is orchi and penistectomy really necessary?

>>82279178
>>82278000
Cuckbot stop making everything about your bbc addiction it's not funny and you're a shit eating Canadian regardless

>>82278457
>tfw no bf to slap my pp like this

Misanthropy is good actually

r9gay - gay timonists

>>82279094 (OP)
Hello gaybot! You could acknowledge the snorpu today! You could also, maybe even draw it and post it here! If you don't know snorpu, look here >>82276967

>>82279486
What's wrong about this? Canadian guys want BBC because it's big and stretches white hole good. What's wrong with slightly shitty booty? Accidents happen

Meow I wanna be stretched out waa...

My legs are extra twitchy today, I think another bad spell with them are coming. Brace for me complaining all day about them.

just close your eyes just close your eyes
just close your eyes just close your eyes
just close your eyes and dream with me
you'll hear the sound of music

She's got, she's got a way
She's got a way, she's got a way
She got, she got a way
She got away, she got away, hey, hey
She's got, she's got a way
She's got a way, she's got a way, hey, hey
And she got, she got away
She got away, she got away, hey, hey

drop the bass

what type of bf you want want?

ahem

smelly bf

>>82280098
Tall fit cute guy in his 30s, a bit unshaved, retired vet injured in the service, loner but not a shut in because he didn't have time to build his life in his young years, now coming back to live as a civilian and lead a normal existence and catching up on his homo tendencies and romance, quick to not fall in love but get infatuated and charmed and looking for chances to meet in person often, reliable and planning to build a whole house for his own family, good with his hands and tech, restless sleeper but sleeps a lot when he can, good with money, type of a guy who wants a blue collar job, loves me and tells me how much he enjoys seeing me and how I look for him in his eyes but has severe PTSD and beats me violently and calls me names and tells me he is disgusted by me and needs to be calmed down for at least 30 mins once a week. Loves water and hydrating drinks, likes cars, a tree lover and is empathetic.

i want a BLACK bf

>>82279729
Have you tried acknowledging snorpu? It may bite your feet so they stop twitching.
>>82280022
I drew it first!

How would you feel if your bf slurped his baja blast and shouted "gotta blast!" then blasted his semen in your face?

uhh im gonna cum

>>82280098
>Likes me
>vice versa

>track starts with reverse cymbal
ick

let him cook nigga damn

>>82280098
one that smells strongly

another smellfag has hit the r9gay thread

sniffs you strongly

i'm kinda stinky rn but i want a bf who is stinky too

>>82280851
post a smellaroo now

Smell is the only sense apart from touch that can't be replicated by technology
Any ordinary citizen of the internet can be presumed to have totally obliterated their visual and auditory responses to sex. A smell is the last part of sex that is foreign, unknowable, and thus desirable to me

>>82280861
what about the sensation of suicide

I'd have been a good boyfriend, the old version of you maintains, not that he'll ever know

>>82280854
https://voca.ro/1n2iYc0BtzxX
that's my microphone in my armpit if you sniff my drift

>>82280861
You are so smart *sniffs your asshole*

i like the way my butthole smells after i've sweated a little

>>82280905
can you make a vocaroo of you farting and belching

>>82279486
Absolutely mind broken by canuck cock to the point where you're still crying over him and accusing others of being him despite him not posting for a year and a half

>>82280930
no that would be gross and uncouth

I wanna be mind broken by cock meow where top bii eff

>>82280950
bro pleaaase

>>82280984
i would burp coyly for you but you'd have to take me on a date first that's reserved for my fbf

My saves keep getting fucked but I think it's because I kept changing country colors
Anyway I started a new one as the UK, I never play them because they're too big but now I wanna be the perfidious Anglo for once

>>82279111
i had spaghetti. you should have spaghetti.

>>82281075

I played the UK a few times in Vic II but always kept getting caught in a loop where mainland Britain was liberal and voted in a liberal party who promptly extended the vote to all pops including the poor farmers in india who voted conservative and restricted it back to national pops again who would vote in the liberals repeating every 4 years.

I will never have a wholesome bf because faggots are all degenerate retards

>>82280939
I'm not the one keeping track o how long you haven't been posting when we can all see your bbc and poop posts every DAY

Lowkey need to be overwhelmed and broken by big canadian cock

i was gonna do a nuzlocke but instead i decided to play pokemon mystery dungeon

I love Aldi! it's so nice and quaint and everything is at a very reasonable price, it makes me feel like a smart shopper; I hope my fbf likes Aldi too.

>>82281135
What if I'm your wholesome bf and you just never ask where I am weekend nights from 8pm to 1am

>>82281217

I just wish they had more variety on certain things. I guess that's why they are cheaper on what they do have. I still have to go to other stores to get certain other things.

>>82281239
I feel that, I'm ok with visiting one other store since wal-mart is right across the street from my Aldi so it's not a big deal, I mostly just get my fav brand of milk and onions sauce from there and most of my staples from Aldi.

>>82281265

I mostly get my meat at Aldi as they are slightly cheaper than the other two places I go to and I've found Walmart to be the highest of them, of course I rarely go to Walmart unless I need something I can't get elsewhere.

>>82281306
yeah I normally get my meat at Aldi too unless there is a sale at walmart or something, I also always check the discount sweet treat rack and like the baked in store cookies, I've got quite the sweet tooth. Aldi has amazing chocolate thobeit and sometimes I like their treats too but it's hard to beat the sale rack.

I hope I'm able to make a tasty meal for my future husbie even if the ingredients are not ultra premium. I wanna be a frugal but capable boy wife.

if you're not a high earner you're not trying and should kys

My problem isn't cooking things it's cleaning up afterward and my habit of putting it off so long I end up throwing away kitchen utensils. Though recently I have gone back to just meat dinners if I do cook but that's because it's been too hot to use the steamer.

>>82281467
you will never have a bf just kys right now

>>82281470

I know I'm not getting a bf, and not at least until the money is gone.

>>82281120
Everything about politics irl I learned from vicky
Luckily in the mod non mainlanders can't vote until they're granted that privilege(never)

>>82281145
There hasn't been a time where I haven't been posting I started posting here this year and haven't stopped since then and I never made any poo poo posts except for mocking story for eating taco bell

>>82281494
Would you eat a shitty asshole?

>>82281677
No that's disgusting but I'm also against bottoms bleaching their assholes that's just weird

My favourite color is this #C30052

>>82281699
Weird, is your white cock small compared to a bbc?

Is this your sole way of farming dopamine? To shitpost about the same thing every day?

need top bf who is into getting rimmed and kissing

>>82281709
Even the tiniest of BBCs would be the size of my forearm and my little tiny 7 inch white penis could never compare to that I'll never have sex

back hurts, leg hurts, carpal tunnel is flaring up in my hand, this fat neet body is falling apart and I brought it 100% on myself yet I am here looking for sympathy.

>>82281701
My favorite color is this #9AA476

>>82281765
Hmmmm... ok that works. Maybe you were framed. You say there's no chance you're not eating a hole that is not fully cleaned?

I just want you to come back
Don't know what I did to make you mad
I just want you to come back
Want you to come back to me
Want you to come back to me
Want you to come back

humping my bed because i'm horny

Buy a daki

Oh and balance is off again too, how wonderful it was fine for months.

>>82281803
Why are bottoms so interested in this stuff do you bottoms want tops to eat your poo or something?

tfw no fbf frenulum to taste

>>82281701
i like your colorr
#FFECC7
>>82281869
mood

I like really dark blues like #090f4a. They represent my mood or an early/late twilight sky.

r9gay mc server, add me 4 inv
moorrttaall.

#8000ff

someone else liked my color because post was not original yay

>>82281135
maybe you just have high standards

btw i just nutted on myself

btw i just nutted on myself 2

If you had a portal gun would you fuck yourself through the portals?

>>82283080
i was just thinking about this yesterday and the answer is yes

just laying here for hours wishing i were dead

>>82283360
get up nigga we go hard

i still want to suck a dick. still think id regret it. still probably not gonna do it. ill just think about it sometimes at night. but it would have to be uncut, i think id like to swirl my tongue underneath the foreskin. why dont girls have dicks. that would make things simpler.

Hue, castrate this faggot

>>82283592
whose hue. and why castrate. why not circumcise.

i wish i knew you wanted me i wish i knew

>>>/bant/23162097
Why are Ohayoans like this chat

i'm not gay, but i want to hold a twink in my arms in a friendly way

>>82281494
Except you have posted earlier under a different persona and you have been making posts lusting for shitty bottom holes and we could all see them and you got called out for them and for pretending to be meow when making bbc posts and then linking them in this thread because you're a mindbroken canadian troll

>>82281701
>>82281795
>>82282203
>>82282856
I would never refer to colors with a hashtag and numbers. You people are sick and I hope you suffer

Lol u guys are gay
I bet u stick cocks up each other's butts!!

>>82284349
I wish
/r9gay/ meetup when?

>>82284372
HIV speedrun?

>>82284377
impossible, we're all virgins

hiv isnt real because i have never got it.

I'd like to be
Under the sea
in an octopus's garden in the shade
He'd let us in
knows where we've been
in his octopus's garden in the shade

Next time i'll wake up my bf with this song when i sleep over.

>the sissy caption is three fucking paragraphs over a gif instead of one sentence at a time over a porn web
Jesus christ this isn't 2003, get with the times

I will never be in a loving relationship with a man, but I wish I could meet a guy to be mutually crazy about each other with.

>>82281135
Thst includes you then lol

I found old pictures of my Ex again

he was about 155cm tall, an Indonesian. He made me feel so emotionally safe. Why did i never tell him how i felt and just let him move to fucking Germany.

>>82284379
I lost my virginity when I was raped at 12 years old

>>82284990
Why were you asking for it lil slutoid

i'm starting to think fbf is a myth

>>82285006
I wasn't.
I hadn't even started puberty, or had sex education. I had no idea what David was doing to me.

after this, i would scream whenever someone touched me for years

Meow where husbie waa. Need husbie waa.

anus check

>>82285155
yep, still there
thanks for reminding me anon

>>82279094 (OP)
married lesbian

answering any of all questions (probably zero again)

>>82285493
Ma'am this is the gay male incel thread

>>82285552
>Ma'am this is the gay male incel thread
I do NOT care

>>82285568
Yes I can see that, just pointing out nobody cares about you either

>probably zero again
proves this
>nobody cares.

>>82279094 (OP)
>tfw no trolley problem bf

>>82284979
How so when I'm not a faggot?

>>82284984
>ex
>never tell him how I felt
???

a SS check > Ass check

super soaker check?

>>82285741
A coping faggot how boring

>>82285792
Not nearly as boring as you so I'll be content with that and the fact that I'm not a massive faggot like you desu nya

>>82285824
Yeah you're way worse lol fucking fag

>>82285859
I'm not the one crying about being a massive faggot whore all day online like you yay mate

>>82286012
Yay that's a me

I drank and didn't upchuck

>>82286018
So you're clearly a bigger faggot out of the two. You're like 100% a fag and I'm like 0.001% so it's not really a competition ^_^

I'm more of a beat up stray cat than a well taken cared of helpless house cat

>>82286289
Meow whatever you're gay and stupid

>>82286356
~projected the dumb cow whore
Uh huh yay

>>82286665
Moo. Where bf moo

Man, having an emo bf would be so cool. He'd probably be the only one that actually gets me.

guys anal sex is gross and not as hot as it seems in porn trust me if u get a boyfriend blowjobs and handjobs will be more satisfying almost always. bottom btw

>>82287171
every gay person that isnt completely retarded knows anal sex is gross
but its not like i dont wanna try it tho like the fact that its so disgusting would make me cum way faster

>>82287196
i think porn tricks young gay teens into actually believing getting fucked as a guy feels as good as having a pussy when that's totally not the case it's mostly psychological and only physically pleasurable in a subtle way that isn't really easy to describe

my cock is four and one-half inches and large cocks bring on my xenophobia

circumcision brings on my xenophobia

>>82286704
Do you feel any shame about posting such cringe online? Do you ever think to yourself "this sounds so dumb" after typing that shit out?

Saw a Chad today, he was a twink or a twunk, deep beautiful tanned skin and a glow, big greek straight nose, dark short hair, big eyes, crimson lips and dense dark eyebrows, beautiful rosy cheeks, square jaw and cheekbones area. Didn't feel xenophobia cus he's no of xenos races, more like xenofilia or zelotypia or xenophtonos...

Only two times I tried to stimulate my butt I felt like taking a shit and that proved to me that ass is exit only

being an incel i think is largely this kind of OCD thinking. she doesn't know who you are. you could make a really good impression by just chatting, if you were really making her uncomfortable she wouldn't have sat RIGHT there

do we need to hear your prisongay cries of self-compassion here? calm yourself somewhere else binigger

I put something in my booty and it felt good then I cummed.

>>82284295
Never happened and you still keep making endless accusations without ever posting proof and blaming me for meow's BBC fetish in your endless quest to white knight and simp for him

I suggest you seriously consider taking your meds

>>82287566
Why would I? I love being dumb yay

>>82287614
Post canadian BC papi

>>82286704
cute meow post

>>82287644
I don't live in B.C I'm not canadian I do not live on the east coast

>>82287348
Cutest meow post

>>82287607
Literally who are you talking about you dumb figger

>>82287656
What are you then chuck?

>>82287648
Yay where cowboy bf

>>82287679
Another example of shit eating canadian cuck maing posts pretending to be meow and linking them here because he thinks it's funny to troll which is against the rules but him eating shit is canon and he is into scat lmao
>>82287614
No I just like pointing out your failed schemes you shit eating bbc cuck

>>82287683
A non chad sexless trucel with a tiny indescribably small white penis that's been sexually rejected by every bottom in existence before they even talk to me

>>82287642
Because it's not something anyone with any self respect would do. You pathetic cow fag lol

>>82287697
>troll which is against the rules
Can you go back to r/transitiontimelines please?

>>82287721
Can you go back to watching cuck porn instead dog posting here? Can you eat shit literally or are you cucked out of doing that because no Chad wants to shit in your mouth?

Why the heck am I seeing Hetalia in this economy I thought I had escaped it.

>>82287705
That's hot, can we sleep together tonight

>>82287707
Moo I'm a dumb cow yay need cuddles yay

>>82287697
Linking someone else's posts none of which had anything to do with a scat fetish and then projecting your own BBC and cuck fetishes on to me is not pointing out my "schemes" it's just unhinged schizophrenic and weird and you need to seriously consider coming to terms with your own sexual problems

>>82287705
marry me you damn fool

>>82287734
Holy sheet tranny, you can't tell apart the voices you've been talking to and real people posters, just like you can't be a woman and instead is a AGP hon *shits in your mouth*

>>82287705
Do you think you could ever possibly date, gun to your head, a non chad punished bottom tru gincel with similarly small white penis?

>>82287775
You post about eating shitty bottom asses all the time and about your bbc fetish and your penis humiliation fetish and your schemes are simply saying meow is the one doing bbc posting and has a bbc fetish but it's clearly always you and you always capitalize it because you're a cuck into bbc porn and like to eat shitty bottom asses which you mentioned multiple times lmao
>>82287788
I assume you're cuckbot samefaggin but if not you can stop your gay defense for a known shit eating cuck troll tnx

>meows white knight can't stop thinking about big black cocks
poetry

>>82287775
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81984473/#81987530
You're the only one posting black porn in this thread in recent years

What's wrong with cuck porn btw? my cock is small and if my husband asks me for anal i'd rather see him enjoying a huge dick of a real man, not me, whether it's black or not white i watch him and his living dildo

>>82287741
>>82287778
>>82287812
How am I supposed to date, marry, or sleep with someone when I'm not chad and can't have sex?

Meow meesa tired gloo

you guys need to get better at being gay it is clearly why none of you have fbfs cocks in your mouths right now rather than talking a load of crud.

>>82287868
i'm going to force your small cock into my fucking pooper while i'm three sheets to the wind and raving about andre gide, that's how

>>82287869
you've probably seen this one already meow but here's a possum riding a toy dinosaur.

>>82287857
You are trying to compare a PROUD BLACK KING kneeling down and sucking on a white massa's feet to something like BLACKEDRAW which is what meow posts and these 2 things are completely different you are comparing apples and oranges mein freund
>>82287893
Not even physically possible my tiny white penis would just shrivel up and retract back inside of my body when faced with the truth that I could never sexually satisfy a bottom and knowing that he'd much rather be fucking chad right now

>>82287913
Ancient megabeast and a dinosaur toy

>>82287915
you would be frankly impressed with what i'm capable of accomplishing with a blood alcohol volume that most would consider life-threatening

>>82287868
I understand, I ask myself this exact question very often too.

I think an outdoorsy bf would be fun, I'm more of a homebody but going out with him once in a while would be nice and he could tell me of his adventures when he goes out alone.

I'm going to Saskatchewan ah

>>82288057
This isn't funny no one lives there and there's nothing there

>>82288055
>>82288046
this, I'm not an outdoorsman at all but I'd like to be at least a little so we could have something fun to do together.

tf is a flamer

>>82288348
being obnoxiously gay, like it's your entire personality. You lisp and swish and file your nails and basically act like a woman without being a troon.

>>82287915
Except meow never posted any blacked porn and it's always you who brings it up unprompted and it's easy to tell because of your posting style. I will always remind you of this so every tourist knowns your forced meow likes bbc meme will never be a reality. Meanwhile everyone will also be reminded of you scat fetish and cuck addiction which emanates from your every posts. Now sit in the corner and stroke your tiny pecker to bbc fantasies of meow for 5th time today.

>>82288500
Already linked and posted proof of meow spamming the thread with BBC porn keep seething simp

can i be gay

>>82288539
do you want to suck my cock

mentally ill retards in the mentally ill retard thread got me tweaking

>>82288574
sure. i mean why not ive got nothing else to do

You want to fuck the fluffy pancakes...
You want to fuck the fluffy pancakes...
You want to fuck the fluffy pancakes...
You want to fuck the fluffy pancakes...

>>82288645
*you choking on my cock noises*

my sister keeps coming over with her kids in the middle of the day unannounced and just letting herself in to hang out with the senpai, which is a bit intrusive and seems kind of rude to me but i'm ultimately fine with it.

however, they also get a bit upset when i don't go hang out with them while they're here. they used to come bang on my bedroom door and be really aggressive about it. am i in the wrong for not dropping whatever i'm doing to go hang out with them? like it's one thing if they asked or even -told- me they were coming but to just bust in while i'm busy with something and expect me to make time for them seems so incredibly rude. it's bad enough that they're making a racket when i'm trying to work or study or god forbid just smoking a joint and enjoying a relaxing night off

>>82288702
Are the fluffy pancakes men?

>>82287705
>rejected by every bottom in existence
you mean the whole 3 bottoms you anonymously talked to

Hi Huey!!!!!! Glad you're backk

>>82288706
You should be a nice uncle and play with the kids. You're busy doing what, shitposting?

>>82288706
>am i in the wrong for not dropping whatever i'm doing to go hang out with them?
Not really, I mean, sure it wouldn't be that bad to hang out with them but they should also just be able to read the room and figure out that you're not always in the mood to hang out

Ohh shit my heads spinning i only took valerian root what the fuck is happenig

>>82288361
>like it's your entire personality
The homophobic mantra. Like being loud meant your personality is one dimensional or that you can't be both a flaming homosexual and have other interests simultaneously.

>>82288913
Hiiii hue hiiiii

someone post their armpit NOW

>>82288963
it's too hairy

Smoking that elderberry zaza

>>82288960
damn boy why you so needy. You're not another self hating gay virgin are you?

>>82288972
what do you mean, ive never seen an armpit thats 'too hairy'

>>82289018
I am and a proud brazilian gay guy can fix this...

Another game of vicky boys
I did not enjoy being the UK ngl it's too spread out everywhere and staring at India for 3 hours is not a fun time
Britain is best as an antagonist, not the protagonist

>>82289040
I sure can. Why do you hate being gay, anon? What would it take to make you go out to a date tonight? It could change your life

>>82288528
Except that was not something meow posted or similar to any other meow post past or present and he called your cuck fetish and bbc obsession out multiple times himself and you keep spamming bbc threads here every day saying it's meow when it's clearly you lol

I hate bunnymutt and his obsession with shitty games he playes for hundreds of hours

If you're just gonna talk to trolls all day at least post something nice to look at

>>82289109
Except meow has stated he'd take BBC multiple times and all those posts fit his posting style perfectly and he started posting in the thread right as the BBC posting started proving it was him so keep coping lol

what does BBC feel like

>>82289163
looks like a minor. Reminds me that gincels don't actually like men

>>82289193
what is a gincel?

>>82289193
Post men then?
I asked you what you thought of this dichotomy and you did not reply
Left is more manly imho

>>82289239
'manliness' can't be reduced to mere physique or penis size, moron
napoleon was a fat manlet (well slightly below average for the time), yet probably the most manly of men ever to exist

LEGALIZE LOVE

>>82289239
Lmaooooooo what a loser how is it so Small shahahj

>>82289215
Gay incel. A virgin homosexual who has a bad time dealing with gays just like straight incels have with women. Too much loneliness made them resentful

Nonono not the French defence force entering my thread holy flip frick off buddy your asses lost in 1871

>>82289299
gays in general are annoying and bad so i imagine they would have a hard time with them because of that not because of 'loneliness'

>>82289306
im not french im an amerimutt

>>82289298
stop being such a misandrist freak

I find Norwood 2a attractive unironically

>>82289334
Are dicklets rven men loll

>>82289450
yeah they fuckin are you retarded troon freak

>>82289459
Idk sounds like dicklet cope

>>82289459
You sound like a small pp haver

>>82289468
what else would they be? women? you sound like a tranny

I'd rather have a dicklet bf than a bf with a monster mutant cock.
I'm not masochist enough to agree to anal with the latter.

>>82289318
>Making blatant generalizations
I think most gays are fine, anon. However I think you in particular are annoying and bad. It's loneliness, prejudice and self hatred that made them resentful towards other gays. This applies to you

>>82289473
im not but i wouldnt really care if i was, i guess it would suck to have a literal micropenis but thats rare, i just hate this misandrist shaming of mens bodies over such shallow things like muh dick

>>82289495
you don't even know me, retard

Hue baits another tourist into a circular discussion where he assumes everything about anons entire life from a post he made on r9g on a Sunday afternoon oh no..

>>82289519
You don't know most gays either, and that didn't stop you from making claims about them.
It's amazing how close you are to the point and yet you missed it

>>82289539
there are statistics about gays that i know that make me dislike them

>>82289532
some assumptions are spot on like your ephebophile taste in men

>>82289558
do you think theres something wrong with ephebophilia

My ancient ancestors fucked boys like that too

nothing against gays, nothing against straights, nothing against women, nothing against trannies

>>82288702
and get my pubes and leg hair covered in syrup? I don't think so.

>>82289546
People are not statistics though. You didn't really read any statistics about gays being "bad and annoying".
Alternatively, if there were statistics about lonely, permanently online men like you, I doubt they would be flattering. I doubt you would want to be reduced to them like you reduce others.
It's always lacking empathy with your type.

>>82289576
something against you

desu ive never seen a gay whos on the same wavelength as me

>>82289573
You don't? Gee anon you have no sex life as an adult and is solely attracted to boys who look like teens. A recipe for sex crimes

i've never seen a gay man period because i live in a tiny population shithole and not new york san fransisco like all of you

>>82289592
You've never seen a gay in your life
BOOM huey I fucking got this guy for you

>>82289590
ok but were not talking about individuals were talking about groups and the statistics that ive seen on gays shows that they are in general bad people, i didnt say there arent exceptions, there are gays/bi people i like, but this doesn't disprove the stats on homosexuals

>>82289606
You see one everyday in the mirror. You probably see other gay people everyday without knowing they're gay.

>>82288731
>Are the fluffy pancakes men?
Sure.
>>82289586
Come on, man. Just a little push with the tip.

>>82289604
im not solely attracted to them

hue is an advocate for TND because they hate gays more than anyone and honestly I agree with him

>there are bi people i like
what a self own

>>82289592
The autistic obsession with finding a "clone".
Whatever your "wavelength" is, it's not a measure to rule out people. Specially if your wavelength is rotten

>>82289632
blacks are also gay as shit tho
>>82289636
what the hell are you on about

>>82289612
We're talking about individuals, not groups. You wanting to label and judge whole groups based on the actions of a few, is the very foundation of discrimination and prejudice. As a gay guy you should know better. You're not dealing with "groups". You're dealing with individuals. Makes sense that you're alo e with that corrupted mindset

>>82289612
The statistics I've seen for incels shows that they're in general bad people, so it makes sense for others to exclude and ostracize you based on your shared characteristics.

Ok hue I get it the holocaust was fabricated and exaggerated please stop with the statistics spiel and the wooden doors again we all know zyklon b is for lice

>>82289576
>No bigotry, no discrimination
What are you doing on r9k? Are you lost or something?

>>82289668
>You wanting to label and judge whole groups based on the actions of a few
where the hell did i do that, honestly you sound like an ai chatbot or something just hallucinating things
>We're talking about groups not individuals
no were talking about groups which are comprised of individuals, thats why i said 'gays in general'
>>82289688
lol ok, you can have whatever opinion you want on 'incels' (a term i find dubious) i dont really care

>>82289716
im an incel because of my body not my thoughts, a truecel you may say

>>82289717
you're indeed talking to a brazilian chatbot tourist kun

>>82289717
>Gays are in general bad people, statistics show
So as a gay man you fit into that general criteria, right? Giving anyone the right to treat you badly based on the group you are a part of. It's statically sound after all.

>>82289731
the internet is becoming more like blade runner trying to figure out if youre talking to a robot or not, except its not kino and theres no cool action scenes or cyberpunk shit its just indians

>>82289748
beep boop 010010010011 nigga

>>82289717
>a term i find dubious
Because it describes you perfectly? It's okay anon, we don't really care about each other's opinion. I only hope, for your own sake, that with those putrid opinions , you're still a teenager struggling with self acceptance. You don't want to know what happens to gay adults who still think like you do.

>>82289749
hue has been here for 4 years saying the same 3 lines on repeat i refuse to believe he's a real person typing these posts that's why he always replies one post at a time too

>>82289763
Nice argument. It's so interesting to see how your whole facade of statistically justified prejudice crumbles when you become the target

>>82289787
Big brazilian cock

>>82289781
How's that any different from the incels who have been here for longer than 4 years and keep repeating the same self pitying, self hating bullshit?
Seems like this is the place for repetition

>>82289787
You're in the middle a thread and a man posts a video of a cat falling off a roof, what do you do?

>>82289799
I have one, yes, but that's beyond the point. The point being that your prejudices against other gays stem from your own lack of self acceptance. It's like you never really left the church

church was fun as a kid

>>82289774
>Because it describes you perfectly
I don't know, that's exactly my problem, there's no real set definition of an incel and the way it's used renders it almost meaningless.
>You're still a teenager struggling with self acceptance
I'm 19 and i'll never accept myself or my circumstances, i'm not that much of a goyslave

>>82289724
That's wrong, though. Even with a hideous body you could still find love with them other hideous boys.
You're incel because of your mind, and I'm not saying that your prejudices are the only culprit, they might as well be just a coping mechanism.
But being a gay men who thinks other gays are bad, annoying and disliking them all like you've met any, that's not helping at all

>>82289827
At what cost? A lifetime of repression? You left church but sadly the church didn't leave your mind.

did anyone get my blade runner reference?

>>82289847
my real problems are too personal and embarrassing but trust me when i say a guy would have to be obsessed with me to accept my flaws and i am not a very attractive person in any way

>>82289814
I am prejudiced against not being able to suck on BBrC because I'm ugly and my penis is small and I will never know love and other gays are annoying and retarded

>>82289847
also i never said anything like what you imply in that last sentence? in fact my original post said the opposite?

>>82289832
Yes, there is, anon, and it perfectly describes you: an adult virgin, not out of abnegation and willpower like an ascetic monk, but out of failure like a manchild who can't grow.
>19
So there's hope for you, at least. To think of you wasting your youth being resentful towards other gays in the incel board brings pain to my heart.
Maybe maturity will do you good, make you see people eye to eye, make you less out of touch and less prejudiced against your gay brethren.

Statistically most boys look like this

>>82289899
What if I don't look like this?

>>82289861
I got your ref :D
I watched the movie.

>>82289832
>i'll never accept myself
Such a sad thing to hear. I remember thinking similarly about being gay, when I was 11. You're so far behind in the road towards self acceptance.
It's no wonder why you "dislike" gays and uses "statistics" as a shield. You don't think gays are bad, anon, you just hate being one. And this place is like a greenhouse for those feelings. Very dangerous actually. You could spend years ruminating in here without any improvement or hope, just sinking deeper into loneliness and self hatred.

>>82289898
That's not a set definition, that's your own little definition you just came up with and a million other people have their own little definitions and use it in different ways. The way the average normie uses 'incel' it might as well just be a synonym for 'dork' or 'loser'
>resentful towards other gays in the incel board brings pain to my heart
I don't really know anyone here how could I be resentful of them, not that I think resentment is even inherently a bad thing
>less prejudiced against your gay brethren
I dont hate random fags I interact with or see straight off the bat but I know for a fact as a group of people they're not to my liking

>>82289897
>ive seen on gays shows that they are in general bad people
>statistics about gays that i know that make me dislike them
>gays in general are annoying and bad
In a way I'm glad you're backtracking so hard because those opinions are putrid.
It is odd to say that most gays are bad and annoying and you dislike them and statistics have your back, then act all oblivious and dumb and say "me? Judging the whole group because of the bad few? Where did I do that?"
Like are you stupid or slow

>>82289899
ive seen this guy I think he goes by TheChainMelee, unfortunately the dude cant actually shoot cum :/
>>82289922
based, read the book too, its amazing
>>82289931
In some ways I am as shitty as the average gay in some ways im not, if anything my own personal experience is just further proof of my perception of homosexuals along with the statistics I know of

>>82289999
i never said any of that?

>>82289945
That definition is not my own, it's literally in the name: involuntary celibate. A virgin but not out of choice.
It's a definition that fits you perfectly, and that's why you have a problem with it. Just like the gay label, the incel flag is not one you wave with pride.

>anon discovers in real time that hue's MO is to bait him non stop by twisting his words or making shit up
You guys never learn do you

>>82290006
So you just highjacked a conversation that wasn't about you? Are you proud of yourself for wanting that much attention?

>>82290046
i am >>82289576 and >>82289724
are you retarded?

Trains are kinda cool

>>82289921
Thank you Eli-sama

>>82289945
>The way the average normie uses 'incel' it might as well just be a synonym for 'dork' or 'loser'
Make the dork and loser a virgin, and it still fits, doesn't it? I mean are you not both a dork and a loser? Come on now, you are a gay man who hates being gay but it's not like you have a straight life for the show, you are literally just rotting alone.
Is that not loser behavior?

I'm the last true gay incel here, suffering because of my ugliness, mental illnesses, penis size, disposition in life, mental hardships that come from these problems and my personality and i will never be able to find a bf that will love me

>>82290023
>That definition is not my own, it's literally in the name: involuntary celibate. A virgin but not out of choice.
Ok but no one really uses it that way or thinks of that definition alone when they think of 'incel'. Plus that's not even the definition you gave. If we were to apply this definition it would apply to very few people, seeing as prostitution is a thing and it's well known it's not exactly hard to get laid in the homosexual community. If you're talking about me personally i've literally never even tried to ask anyone out or dating apps or anything like that so I don't see how the word would apply to me. Again you might as well just call me a stinky dork poopoohead

>>82290058
So you tried your hardest to anonymously interject an anonymous conversation that didn't include you, and you're bothered you got mistaken for someone else? Anon that was your intention all along

>>82290103
i would probably date you and you probably wouldnt date me so that makes me the last true incel

>>82290093
>Make the dork and loser a virgin, and it still fits, doesn't it?
I don't know, as again there are a million different ways in which people use the word 'incel'. Like the other guy brought up, its supposed to mean a person who is a virgin but not by choice, but no one really uses it in that way in the most literal sense.

>>82290159
dog you are schizophrenic though i guess that kind of explains a lot

Hue still hasn't gone to the gym has he

No I'm the last true gaycel. I am ugly, old and a massive loser. No one wants me and everyone treats me like shit.

>>82289860
i dont have repression. we did arts and crafts and gardening

>>82290160
No you would have never date me never because you only say that in this situation and in the wild you would think about how bad I am

>>82290189
i bet you are pretty

>>82290004
You are much shittier than the average gay, since you are arrogant, conceited, prejudiced, willing to readily dismiss an entire group of people as unlikable like you were any better.
It's amazing how people known for being such losers can have such a massive ego.
Sorry anon, you're just a dumb gay teen who hates himself. There's nothing more to it. Like I said, the next 6 years will be crucial to your life: you will either grow up and accept yourself and have a dating life
Or you will become another permanent resident of the lonely gay virgin thread.

>>82290186
Then you fully accept your homosexuality and holds no grudge against other homosexuals, meaning you're ready to start your dating life like any other young adult?

>>82290174
I think you might be taking my position. Everything you say fall into my description :(.

I wanna see hue's face when Saint Peter sends his nigger ass right to the depths of hell after rehashing his 4 year long shitposting spree on the gincel general of r9kay

>>82290174
You could still have an old ugly boyfriend, but you don't want that, do you? Hey at least you don't feel like jabbing other gays to feel better about yourself. That alone makes you much more mature than most people here

>>82290219
Won't you all be waiting for me in hell though?

>>82290192
No I'm not your bet is wrong

>>82290206
>then you fully accept your homosexuality
yeah. i guess
>holds no grudge against other homosexuals
i dont hold any grudges
>ready to start your dating life like any other young adult
no, but i dont really see how thats related

>>82290195
whats wrong with being arrogant and conceited? Also im not 'prejudiced' im 'postjudiced'. See if you can figure out what I mean by that.
>willing to readily dismiss an entire group of people as unlikable
I literally said I don't immediately hate random gay people I interact with straight off the bat, my disliking of them comes from knowledge that I have of how they behave in general, it may not even apply to you, stop being so butthurt
>Sorry anon, you're just a dumb gay teen who hates himself
Made me lol desu, i dont really care, there are much bigger problems with my life than me being a bit of a fag

>>82290242
You think I'm dying before you? Bro you're an unc
You're chopped and cooked huey

I cry almost daily actually because I see other gay guys and at my age they all have house/car/families and travel happily and see the world and look good and dress amazing and are very athletic and I just sit there and have nothing they have and cry.

>>82290268
where the fuck do you live that you see gay guys daily

>>82290274
The deep suburbs of Pakistan

>>82290004
>my own personal experience (loneliness in my room)
>Further proves my perception (deliriums of an isolated mind)
Oh yes, how the experiences of the lunatic fuel his delusions. "gays are bad because I am".
You need to grow up, son. The worst parts of your soul have nothing to do with your homosexuality. In fact your hatred against yourself and your sexual repression are one of the worst parts of yourself.

>>82290268
Can't you like have a date with someone and be glad about it? Comparison is the killer of joy.

>>82290219
i feel bad for hue; he hates God because he had to go to a stinky catholic church. he doesnt know christianity is more than the popes favorite passages, community is more than running cover for mobsters and pedos

>>82290261
From suicide most likely. Too much loneliness makes boys very sad.

>>82290283
>>my own personal experience (loneliness in my room)
>>Further proves my perception (deliriums of an isolated mind)
>Oh yes, how the experiences of the lunatic fuel his delusions. "gays are bad because I am".
I said it's further proof, not that it's the entire reason, most of my perception of gays comes from actually interacting with them both online and IRL as well as the statistics and things ive read about gays

>>82290290
Protestant churches are the worst of the worst of the christian faith. Unsurprisingly they champion the anti LGBT agenda.
>Self hating gay virgin
>simping for sects of hebrew mythology
Is this why you don't have a bf?

>>82290298
That's a crazy thing to say outta pocket bruh

>>82290289
No I can't because I'm not like them and will never be happy and my bf(ahahah) will never be happy with me. I need a kms.

Everyone knows Orthodoxy is the one true church
fatpostle is gonna have his papist skull caved in soon btw right along with hue
I do be liking Luce tho she cute

>>82290300
You have not interacted anywhere near enough with people in real life, gay or straight. Your perceptions come from a lonely mind idling in hate filled sites like this one, where you devour homophobic propaganda and made your entire personality revolve around repression.
By all means the thing you need the most in life is interacting with people irl.

>>82290328
Your self pity is very boring. Grow a pair. You have never even tried dating and you already gave up

I just gooned for an hour or two, kept getting interrupted, and couldn't coom so I gave up.

>>82290339
personal interactions still don't refute the statistics

>>82290335
This is why you don't have a bf, right?

>>82290314
protestant churches isnt a real thing. i dont have a bf because that seems annoying

>>82290356
My bf is a catholic too but soon he will see the truth
Asian catholics are quite strange creatures, France did a number on them

>>82290315
this image is beautiful

>>82290345
I know I can't be attractive because guys will not find me being in their level and I will never be on their level and will be bfless forever

>>82290349
They definitely do. They would make you realize that people are not statistics. People are nuanced and infinitely complex.
You cling to statistics to shield your self hatred, that's exactly how a person detached from reality would act. It's precisely how discrimination and prejudice work. You subtract the face and individuality of a group, and suddenly they become an amalgamation of undesirable characteristics that you can hate freely, without feeling like you're targeting anyone at all. This is how minorities have been persecuted throughout history.
A gay should know better. You are delirious and self hating, and the loneliness adds to it.

>>82290365
You not having a bf
You being a little bitch for church
Those are connected. I guess there's nothing quite as annoying as facing the prejudice and discrimination of your church if you ever got yourself a bf.

brazilian bottom gets blown out by paraguayan bvll

>>82290376
You haven't even tried to put your face out there and get guys. As far as you know you could actually be good looking and you wouldn't have a clue because you haven't really tried, you coward

chicken or hamburgers today? I must not go out so whatever I don't have today I'll have tomorrow. It's cool enough where I'll even steam potatoes as well.

>>82290370
e boyfriends don't count, silly.
>gay church goer
>Incel
Who could have predicted

>>82290385
>They would make you realize that people are not statistics
WHAAAAAT? THEY'RE NOT!?!??!?!?! HOLY SHIT THIS JUST REFUTES EVERYTHING I SAID
im done with you, whether you're an LLM bot or not you ARE artificial intelligence, you should be working in a call center somewhere not arguing with me

>>82290425
You're smoking crack hue I already told you

>>82290300
>things ive read about gays
Lmao I won't even ask where you got those writings from. The bible? /pol/?
As a self hating, non accepting homosexual, it's part of your personality to look for every bit of homophobic material, anti gay piece of propaganda and bad optics, to fuel your feelings of inadequacy. Like you need to remind yourself how and why you chose to repress your homosexuality. Like you need a constant reminder of the reason why you're facing so much pain and loneliness.
If someone would throw a good gay example in your direction, you would recoil like throwing holy water at the vampire. You want to feed on homophobic fuel. You need to feed on it. Otherwise you might accidentally throw it all away and come out and be gay and happy in peace.
You can't risk that.

I could see maybe going to more liberal protestant churches that accept homosexuality but why someone would go to a place that outright hates you baffles me.

>>82290489
maybe because your mom and dad go there?

protestants are agents of ZOG why bother going to church at all if you're not going to a real one

>>82290481
whoop whoop whoop whoop gangnam style
heeeeeey sexy laddyyy

>>82290430
Like I said, the statistics shows us that you check every mark of a bad person and should be treated badly as a result, based on the group you belong to, regardless of your personal deeds.
Sounds stupid when it's done to you, right? It's only good when you do it to others.
You are one dumb gay teenager, and I get it because I was literally you at some point in my life, a very low and miserable point. I just hope you can crawl out of there when you grow tired of hating who you are.

>>82290512
I liked when the funny man yelled at the butt

>>82290520
dis blud straight wildin dog

>>82290508
>t.vatican jew dual-covenant theologian

STOP HOGGING THE GRAVITY HAMMER YOU NIGGER

>>82290489
>why someone would go to a place that outright hates you baffles me.
Is it any different from gay people who come to 4chan? To r9k? To /pol/?
It's trauma, anon. People who have been hurt by trauma tend to seek out that pain over and over again because it feels familiar. These boys have been hurt by church, but also nurtured by it. It clicks every right switch on their traumatized mind: self hatred, sexual repression, celibacy...
Slaves can learn to love their shackles. A slave can be trained to be so subservient they would die to defend their masters, just because they don't know any better, and they fear something worse.

>>82290526
>>82290512
No arguments, little gay teen. It's okay. Maybe you won't hate yourself for being gay forever. Maybe you will grow out of it. We can only hope

>>82290424
make chicken hamburgers

>>82290573
how about this for an argumebt *mddile finger * B)

>>82289173
excepr meow said he didn't care about the color of the cock making the whole narrative fall apart. And he always posts in all threads when he isn't gone so that proves nothing and it's not hi posting style at all and be doesn't really post 3d porn and those posts were made by a troll because a the time of that thread we had a raid. Keep lying and I'll keep exposing you shit eater lol

>>82290602
I know that conversations about your unresolved sexuality can be very triggering specially when it happens inside your little safe space, a place for repressed homos to be lonely in peace.

r9g is under non-stop attack

>>82290610
Except meow said he didn't care about skin color at all and would gladly suck on a fat BBC making the whole argument valid and you continue to cope and lie lol

>>82290624
what is so unresolved about my sexuality exactly? It feels pretty resolved to me

meow died and yall niggas still yapping about him? aww hell nah

i love when hue pretends to be a tourist and replies to himself for hours in the thread

>>82290551
are fags attracted to adolf hitler?

>>82289532
Save us with more cute porn mutt-kun

>>82290644
>what is so unresolved about my sexuality exactly?
> i'll never accept myself or my circumstances
>anon, 19, virgin. Never had a kiss
It would be resolved if your sexuality was asexual aromantic, but it isn't. Instead it is ill resolved closeted homosexual.

>>82290634
>doesn't care about skin color
>had a bbc fetish
Meanwhile you want to eat shit and have a small penis humiliation fetish and are into getting cucked hahahaaha

I consider myself a bottom but when I see cute femboys something awakens in me and I just want to fuck and breed them.

>>82290685
i prefer being closeted doe? plus if you must know im bisexual, i dont exactly see why I would need to 'come out of the closet' for that, and i don't subscribe to this whole love yourself no matter what lovey dovey crap, this goes for more than just my sexuality

trying to debate hue AND being biscum is one step too far
face the wall

>>82290413
I have a mirror and I see that I'm not cute and even if a guy somehow would build a relationship with me he will dump me he sees that I'm not packing

>>82290715
i dont feel like im debating him anymore im just talking about myself which i love to do becaquse im a narcissist

>>82290698
This isn't about what you prefer though. You prefer not being well resolved? Great but that's still not a well resolved sexuality.
>I prefer being closeted
And celibate. And lonely. Let's be real for a second here. I know these are your choices, but don't pretend they make you happy

>>82289880
Classic cuckbot spamming bbc in the thread and being the only anon to bring it up unprompted and then cry about meow "doing it" when he never does and literally only you talk about it non stop because it's on your mind 24/7

>>82290729
Maybe you just have low self esteem. Without trying to show that little face to others, you will never know for sure, and surely you haven't tried

>>82290698
why are you here? fuck off to literally any other thread for hetero or bishits, it's a r9g and not prisongay central, you shouldn't have open your mouth when that discussion hit you, not that you'd come out anyway since it scares a lot of w*men

nothing wrong with being a virgin. desu virginity being one of your lifes milestones is more suspect

>>82290698
>why I would need to 'come out
>Asked the incel
To not end up exactly as you are right now, that's why. It's more than just coming out though, it's about accepting yourself, which you haven't.

>>82290743
If I prefer all these things doesn't that make it resolved? It would only be unresolved if I didn't want it to be that way. And I don't think I'd necessarily be happier if I weren't a virgin or if I were surrounded by people, I have been in the past and for me it's usually more negative than positive

Putting hue in the loli laser torture gif

>>82290772
>doesn't that make it resolved?
If I prefer being unresolved, doesn't it make it resolved?
Pure semantics. Absolutely meaningless. I called you unresolved because you
>Can't accept your own sexuality (by your own admission)
>Can't own up to it
>Can't do anything with it (celibate)
>Still judges other people based on it
Your sexuality carries the signs of the not well resolved. It appears that you are only "well resolved" under your own eyes, known for delirious detached from reality opinions.

>>82290759
settle down ok
>>82290767
why should I 'accept' myself? what does that even mean? even you don't want me to 'accept' myself seeing as you see all these 'flaws' in me that you want me to change or suppress

>>82290795
>why should I 'accept' myself?
Indeed it is much better to be a celibate bitching about loneliness in the incel board, I think the whole movement has it wrong. We should emulate your behavior from now on.

>>82290219
How do you feel about being the fakecel all along? I mean that's most posters here but with some of you we have tangible proof

>>82290807
Shut the fuck up and stop feeding the prison gay scum. It doesn't know what coming out might even mean and why it might be good or bad for certain true queer people.

that feel when hetero but i was gay back when /r9gay/ was still fresh so ive been grandfathered in. sucks

>>82290335
Luce is so cute I love luce

Meow moow wher husb

>>82290795
fuck off from my gay thread mkay, stop wasting post that could have been taken by cute gay anons

>>82290791
>It appears that you are only "well resolved" under your own eyes
well I mean it is *my* sexuality so were going to be looking at it through *my* perspective, and honest injuns, I don't feel all that miserable about my sexuality. I'd prefer NOT to be a fag, but there's really not much I can do about it, that's not to say that I'm gonna 'accept' that being gay is a good thing, it is what it is
>>82290807
I'm confused, are you saying that I am bitching about loneliness, cause I don't really do that all that much, in a lot of ways I prefer being alone, but even if I didn't I don't see whats wrong with letting your frustrations out on this website, you act like that's some terribly ridiculous thing to do

>>82290866
u MAD right now?

>>82290430
Wow you finally figured it out. Nice going, you made the thread worse by arguing with a bot. I hate you newfags

>>82290814
Every fakecel was once a truecel
I'm never watching Eyes Wide Shut tho

Meow is a fat cow whore lmao

>>82290876
these threads always seem to be filled with nonsense anyway

Everyone shut up and watch this

>>82290884
True yay wher cowboy bf to save me

>>82290782
he would cum

>>82290914
He would just use you for milk production and meat lol

>>82290938
Hot...... Meow

i miss hue these posts suck

>>82290890
If you don't like them just fuck off and you don't even belong so why are you here?

>>82290967
stop being so mean 2 me

I think we need a new thread for actually gay, actually adult (not zoomers), actually virgin robots

Rate cuts soon bros
Good news: I can get a new job
Bad news: all my pay is gonna be worthless when inflation spikes 20%
I laugh as the story fortune evaporates

>>82290994
Meh you didn't earn it and you're a lazy loser who deserves it. I'd feel bad if you did anything to improve your life yet you didn't so suffer as you should.

>>82290984
also me. you cant leave me

i'm going to milk the shit out of meow

>>82290489
I was raised catholic, went to church with my parents, and attended weekly confirmation class. I never felt like I was hated.
My real gripe is being circumcised, boy do I hate circumcision.

>>82291005
I'm not story retard-kun
Kenny doesn't even know how inflation works

>>82290984
You know damn well the people that you did not mention will still come and bitch about themselves and make themselves the center of attention.

I can't fap since there are still ppl around despite it being past midnight. It's been like 3 days I think. I'll have cummy issues again :(

I just got mail at 1:24 at night how queer
>>82291010
Moo yay

>>82291098
That's based. Too bad I will never have a bf because I will never a cute loveable charming bottom. Even worse is that sometimes I do have free space to myself and can hide hypothetic bf from everyone's eyes.

>>82291025
So it goes + we can't have nice things

noooo bunnymutt don't teach me about inflation aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>82291130
i'm a bottom but desu at this rate i might just get in the top game yet

osama bin laden rookie card

A guy unironically cold approached me holy shit.
I was fucked up on drugs and barely spoke coherently yet I still managed to pull.
Later virgins.

Fapdate: I eventually fapped and came late at night but it was not very satisfying at all ad idk why I bothered when I'll have more free time starting tomorrow night and I can fap as much as I want then.

>>82290691
Meanwhile you fantasize about anonymous posters eating shit and watching cuck porn more like

>>82284372
any bay area niggas...? O,O
north bay........? O,O

the only thing that keeps my lonely repressed gaycel ass going is heckin wholesome hope of a brighter future ahead I guess that's cool for now

>>82291497
This didn't happen because you are fat and ugly

someday, I'll have a husbie :)

Any tips for applying for jobs? I just did 2 and am nervous if I did a shit job. Gonna try a few more retail ones.

>>82292335
me too man. I deserve a husband.

>>82292484
i love L so much. whenever i see him i literally freak out

>>82292484
Apply on the websites directly don't go through indeed. Is there a specific type of job you're looking for?

>>82292484
Did you mention to them that you're a gay little sissy? the government incentivizes businesses to hire homos

>>82292621
It's true. I'm pretty sure I'm the gay diversity hire at my job.

>>82292578
Retail. Something without food and indoors. And something that pays okay.
>>82292621
I'm actually pretty straight-passing. As weird as that is to say.

the sleep servers are all full, i gotta get up in like 2 hours for school :C

>>82292484
what kinda jobs do you want?

I'm a 20 year old autistic gay virgin and my love life is pretty much over already.

the fuck is a sleep server

>>82292740
dw abt it, hru anon?

>>82292740
they hook you up to a machine and drain your cum until you pass out .

Love these zoomer icons

>>82285024
idk why but davids are just...like that. mine would just corner me when we were alone and touch me, through clothes/or what was already exposed, and even sticking his toung in my ear once but then treat me like shit and like i was the pervert whenever anyone else was around i know that's not as bad as actually getting raped but it still messed me up and made me feel suicidal for a while and i had to change schools because he wouldn't leave me alone

>>82292871
that's terrible, davids are some of the worst people out there. having to go through that at school must have been extremely stressful too :/

>>82292766
yup, they're in the trial phases though

I know a David should I pre-emptively kill him?

>>82292954
as much as i wanna say yeah, you shouldn't. Try to get him into therapy or some other punishment/jail.

yall want a hairy man until he starts getting zits on his nipples cause of ingrown hairs

my first cousin is named david and he bullied me in high school lmao

Total David Death

you can feel the pain in his dick

>>82292728
20 is pretty young though. You could begin your love life from scratch in a heartbeat if you wanted to

>>82292740
>>82292761
Hahah owned. Imagine getting trolled by someone as clueless as meow3
>>82292871
>so much of a chad someone wasnt able to keep their hands off of him that the only option was to leave the place

I didn't get raped or molested because I'm not chad but still ended up gay
What kinda sick joke is this huh

I will get raped because I will never be a cute gay bottom, but I wish I could meet a guy who can't keep his hands off me.

>>82294902
i can still rape you if you need

gonna die tomorrow

You said that yesterday doe

THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL

I have so much love and affection to give, I wish I could've done so in my teenage years back in school. Spending days and days with my bf in our rooms, playing together, doing hot stuff when we're alone at home, baking, meeting at school's entrance everyday, him teasing me, watching him taking his shirt off in the smelly lockers, hugging in front of everyone, planning our future together and promising to always be together...

I mourn something I never lived and never will able to

>>82295280
You only option now is either finding another unrealised gay guy to do couple's stuff together or relying on a burned up experienced mature faggot that been through it but still will cherish it as something honest and first timey and real and cute

>>82295280
fix your face

what a waste of a life this has been

I love when our tech overlords rape my phone by changing the interface of apps I use without my consent

>>82291951
san francisco

>>82295634
looking at you Google and your motherfucking Phone app

>>82295280
are you guys fucking stupid? what kind of teenage gay romance includes planning a future and promising to always be together? you never had that shit because you don't have what it takes

>>82294944
>I will get raped because I will never be a cute gay bottom
???

gaycel rage

you are all fucking nonces

i'm gonna chop my own head off

A virgin femboy how fucking sad is that. Fuck my life

fakegaycels abound on a monday morning

i'm probably the least incel person in this thread

>>82296138
How is being a virginfemboy a fake gaycel im literally not having sex

>>82295852
That was a typo, the word "never" should be there, no guy will be hot about me to step boundaries.

>>82296316
But that's not true and your own post proves it. You vill get raped by an ugly bastard und you vill enjoy it

Consensual lovemaking with a cute and or handsome male

>>82296359
No I won't, the ugly bastard will pick a prettier guy and will be nice to him.

i need to make out with a middle aged good looking man before i turn into a middle aged man and take my head off

62 and still handsome

Did some laundry, put on some perfume, cleaned my kitchen and my bedroom. My perfect one day off before going back to work for the next 3 days.

I've had my rice cooker and my air fryer since Thursday/Friday and I haven't used either yet. Not even opened the amazon boxes.

Why do I have a feeling I'll never use them...

>>82296538
I wonder how his hole looks like, probably caved in by japanese twunks or whatever

I wonder how my hole looks after I ride my dildo but I never look.

>>82291735
Are you the cuckbot, who isn't anonymous and who actually fantasizes about meow taking the bbc, or are you that one faggot who feels the need to defend him (probably him samefagging) when literally everyone can see it's only him linking bbc threads and making posts about it. and if you read the archives you will find his posts about wanting to have sex on demand and not caring about shit and even welcoming it. Meanwhile he lies about bunnymutts pee fetish because of one post where he said he isn't into it but said probably which apparently isn't a strong enough rejection despite none of his posts ever being about piss and the guy trolling him admitting it was just to make him associated with piss.
The truth is on my side and your lame spam will never become reality.

Why is this tranny so buckbroken and rent free about chadbot? Xe been rambling for days

>>82296538
Awesome, amazing, cute lifefuel

reminder that all Gaycels are Fakecels.

Why is cuckbot and his alleged simp so obsessed and rent free about meow and bunnymutt? He keeps making troll posts about them for days

>>82295385
personally i'd choose the second option, he'd seem like a nice person to be around in general

>>82296621
Imagine doing housework on your day off instead of resting and gaming or whatever. Loser.

>>82296748
because we keep giving him attention. Just ignore him and he'll go away.

>>82296756
That doesn't work since no one responded to his bbc links for weeks andeven months and he kept spamming them. He will continue to do so because he is a retarded spammer cuck but I think it's worth pointing this out every time he does so.

The thread has improved since I added filters but when hue shows up it gets derailed regardless

>Why is cuckbot and his alleged simp
I'm neither of these things, you are just a schizo without hobbies. Please stop posting and embarassing yourself

>>82296755
Who's to say I'm not doing both hey?

Need a BBC to worship and lick on, and to compare it to my small wee wee, that's hot when I'm much much smaller

https://youtu.be/QkHnZppIgbU

gonna do this to jonah

>>82296849
dont do that anon it isnt kind

>>82296865
Maybe you're right, I'm sorry :(

does jonah even use a protectstic? I hear mention his wheelchair.

>>82296881
its okay anon we all make mistakes, the important thing is learning from it!

I'm not embarrassing myself by exposing cuckbots spam. He should get a hobby instead of spamming links and crying over his pathetic white penis while lusting over bbc and you should kill yourself.

Jonah still on the run after torching 3 migrant hotels

>>82296849
DO NOT STEAL MY FUCKING PEG.
>>82296865
Exactly.
>>82296884
I use both! Mostly my wheelchair because I'm lazy however
>>82296896
It was 5 actually. Fuck the migrant hotels.

>>82296952
wouldn't it be easier to walk somewhere rather than use the chair? Is it a motorized chair? How hard is it to walk with the prosthetic?

>>82296966
Yeah it's motorized because I wanted to feel like Steven Hawkings. It's not that hard to walk with a prosthetic though, rehab helps a lot.

Labour voter pretends to be disabled to collect bennies hmm

thoughts about AI generated porn?

>>82297008
slop but useful in certain cases like story writing where you want some visual aid without having to pay some artist to make something.

>go to the doctor because I've been feeling sick and tired for months
>pretty sure it's just stress
>it's severe anemia (6.1g/dL)
FUCK
unrelated but any love for pale guys?

>>82297049
the good news is that is easily fixed, some iron and you'll feel better. Depression is a much harder thing to beat.

>>82297056
>easily fixed
Yes, but from 6.1g/dL it's a slow progression to normal. Depression, yeah, I'm basically fucked.

>>82297073
fixable all the same, sometimes I think I might be anemic but I never go to the doctor anyway.

>>82297102
Quick check tip from someone who's been there: grey lips or less colored inner eyelid = anemia

>>82295280
You can still do it now you know

just got here to witness the thread's death.

Abandon ship boys and boys, it's about to go under!
>>82297744