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>BLM tranny covid generation
That's zoomies.

Millennials are the quirk chungus hipster consoooooooomer funko pop generation.

Zoomer started pack:

>Ritalin prescription
>diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, anxiety, and/or depression by age 15
>divorced parents
>spends +10 hours on his phone every day of the week
>likes rap music
>has no interest in learning to drive a car
>broccoli hair
>can name at least a half dozen "twitch streamers" but can't name their town's mayor
>poor manners, doesn't say please or thank you under any circumstances
>50% chance of being gay or trans

Gonna launch a new line of zoomer-inspired snackfood, it'll be mostly slop energy drinks and gas station goodies.

>Muslimjims - all pork cured meat sticks in a variety of smokey flavours
>GoymerSupps - high carb and corn syrup infused energy drinks with 700% the daily recommended dose of mercury
>RedBVLL - sort of like Sobe drinks but specially marketed to porn addict cuckolds with flashy labels; the bottle is also 12" long and quite wide
>TikTokis - basically just Takis except they come in holographic packages with their favourite streamers on the front
>Zestiny Potato Chips - a collab with everyone's favourite streamer Destiny, these chips will feature the lowest grade potatoes legally allowed to be sold for human consumption and doused in the hottest indian curry powder guaranteed to break your constipation streak