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>>214153205 (OP)
so true

>>214153263
he a gud ant he dindu nuffin

>>214153205 (OP)
I look like that

https://youtu.be/lFVECThciqk?si=9JSqmxGe1TYjpylT&t=41

>>214153360
you look like this o algo

Staring at photographs
Posted on the wall
Images smiling down
The face of a lonely soul

I caught a decent sized eel and a tiny baby tautog

>>214153490
watcha planning to make?

soon

>>214153511
soon you will paint your face orange and wear a top hat?

doing the laundry

>>214153360
>I look like that

>>214153552
casino anon! how are you and hows teddy?

just destroyed this chud on reddit

>>214153205 (OP)
y u no grab my hand Amerika-kun uwu

>>214153687
awesome sauce

>>214153600
Hello, I am fine, how are you?
Max is super cool, the hole on his side is sowed up, and his head needed stitching, and that was done by an expert. So we are all good.

>>214153509
I didn't really keep it
Caught another dink bass but nothing good.
I really want porgy but i don't know if this is the time or place for it

Did /vpol/ really exist or did I just dream about it?
For "virtually political correctness"?

>>214153857
>porgy
worms under bobber near the bottom

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

i think i made my wife mad at me. her and her mom and sister went to play bingo today, and her sister came in while she was dropping her off. she was talking about getting a pizza, and the talk went from there to dominos or papa johns. we all agreed dominos, and i said "so the one where the spokesman DIDN'T say the n-word." her sister had never heard about this, and i told her how the papa johns guy was recorded saying it. and the way i put it was, "and not the silly -ga version either, the -ger version i use." i swear she barely noticed until the missus started giving me a deathstare. her sis looked at me like this haha

>>214153927
trvke

>>214153927
How many more White children do you have than Varg?

>>214153263
Is this making fun of anti-feminists or anti-racists?

https://x.com/search?q=%23ForbiddenDoor&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

anyone want to game? i`ve been thinking that maybe we could game

>>214154044
We should play a TTRPG on Roll20

>>214154044
what game you want to game on

big things coming

So what's the new number for an "impressive" subscriber count on Youtube? It used to be if you had +1 million subs you were bigtime and made good money, but now there's a ton of mediocre shit tier channels with 1-2 million subs.

So what's the new benchmark for a Top Dawg?

>>214154044
Sure, what's your name on steam?

ediblesburg has come a-knocking

bored + no games

>>214154158
about to imbibe as well

>>214154199
are you a PS5?

Interact with people. Go explore places. Eat somewhere you haven't yet. Take pictures. Write grafitti. Make stickers. Play WoW. Play CoD 2. Play Trivial Pursuit with people. Enjoy a _good_ beer (PROTIP: If it comes from America, it's probably not good). Go to a movie. Watch MythBusters or Dirty Jobs on TV. Go to the museum, if you haven't already seen the exhibit. Discuss politics. Discuss religion. Discuss philosophy. Discuss vintage video game consoles. Draw. Design. Make stupid but funny image macros. Ride your bike. Walk by the river. Hang out in a park. Hang out at a coffee shop. Make out. Take a nap. Go thrifting. Go garage saling. Sell shit on eBay. Buy shit on eBay. Blog about your opinions. Post on a message board related to your interests. Think. Feel. Plan.

can't imagine how bad my life would have to get for me to start doing weed

>>214154213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44FId4BpMx0

this is actually the second youtuber I've followed who has died from alcoholism (death of despair)

>>214153300
https://youtu.be/z32bKsGxCmE

Niggas seriously be dropping like flies this summer.

>>214154233
I started smoking weed because I was on a Tinder date with a black girl and it seemed like she'd let me fuck her so I smoked her weed

should've not been addicted to drugs

This summer might be your last.

>>214154258
Unironically miss this guy's videos

>>214154023
Umm never heard of death of the author, chuddie?

>>214154389
weed makes you horny

>>214154405
tropical climates don't even have seasons other than wet and dry
scary

My favorite Brazilian regulars in cum:
1. tranny Brazilian
2. Lum's Bra
3. doomer incel neet Brazilian

Io sono Italiano ma I have great respect for the Greeks

Death of a Bad Dragon Salesman

>>214154419
We had sex so it worked

Weed does hardly anything to me no more.

>>214154451
lol

>>214154316
truly unbelievable and disgusting.

i dont think i learned anything from memorizing things and writing them down a day later

>>214154258
Wow, he has a very ugly eye area.

>>214154390
nothing wrong with a little weed

>>214154492
You learned how the system works (or rather, it doesn't work). That's a valuable life lesson.

Just watched this hilarious bodycam video where this Indian Jeet went in to planet fitness and asked these women if they'd like to have a threesome and he got arrested.
He wasn't even ugly or out of shape he was quite fit and didn't have an accent but he still couldn't help himself. I gu as a Jeet is a jeet

>>214154477
>We had sex so it worked

>>214153205 (OP)
I WON'T accept gringos invading my country

>>214154451
The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours. If not you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. (in a mocking weak voice) "Oh yeah, I used to be a Bad Dragon salesman, it's a tough racket."

Can I be straight up? I don't like beans

going to put extra weed in my next weed inhalation method to spite the fedoraposter

>>214153360
No usted se parece com esto

>>214153905
I have had luck with a drop rig and clams. Never tried worms in the ocean but why not

>>214154523
>this Indian Jeet went in to planet fitness and asked these women if they'd like to have a threesome and he got arrested.
kek
I almost had a mother and daughter threesome, but I had a momentary laps of morals (which means I actually had some for a few moments) and I told them they were too drunk.
Yeah I know, I'm a faggot.

going to put out extra cum in my next goon session

>>214154609
That's LITERALLY me

>>214154258
Wayyyy too many young and middle aged people are dying of despair

just finished 2/2 beers for the day, going to do some heavy lifting and curls this evening as my arms getting bigger and bigger with the work i'm putting in.

everytime you cum to porn the timeline you inhabit becomes slightly worse

>>214154523
Can you link the video?

>>214154673
Does the work become better from cooming in a vagoo?

>>214154697
i guess it's got to do with the ethics of your cooming
cooming to porn is almost always unethical, sex isn't necessarily

>>214154584
Same bro
Wine and weed by the sea

Ripped some incredibly rank farts in the store today, an old lady came down the aisle shortly afterwards and was visibly disturbed by the stench.

I will not apologize.

>>214154619
Zamn

>>214154748
massachusetts?

>>214154104
>energy drink
>0 calories
This is such a dumb gimmick. Just be honest and call it a caffeinated electrolyte drink.

>>214154774
ct

>>214154673
Is this measured by number of orgasms or time elapsed gooning??

>>214154782
>caffeinated electrolyte drink
what do you think an energy drink is?

>>214154802
kek Ethiopian food really sucks

our water's going bad

>>214154803
the time elapsed gooning determines the degree to which it becomes worse, but it only sets in after you coom
technically it's better to edge and not bust than to edge and bust

All wrong. Oh no, all wrong.

>all wrong
all wrong
>all wrong
all wrong
>all wrong
all wrong

It’s all wrong help me

>>214154833
the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

>>214154759
I was at a bar, talked to this mother and daughter.
Later the daughter(20) comes out while I was smoking, smacked me on the ass and said "My mom(42) likes you too".
Mom motions for me to sit by her, so I do. daughter says you stole my seat, I said yeah. She sits on my lap while mom is rubbing my back.
The rest is too unbelievable for this thread.

Controversial take for my extreme of the political spectrum, but I actually like Ethiopian food. I wouldn’t want it all the time, but it’s nice every once in a while.

>>214154858
me when my toast burns

Protestant pastors don't even wear a suit anymore. They just wear jeans and a polo shirt now.

just so happens that i'm thinking of masturbating again

It’s actually not good it’s all wrong all wrong

>>214154896
protestant is an extremely wide range so you can't really make categorical statements like that truthfully

>>214154896
I heard they don't even molest children anymore either.

2 minutes is actually 3 minutes right? You go from 2 to 1, but then it's another 60 seconds (1 min) before 0

>>214154954
>Protestant parroting Jewish propaganda
Many such cases…

>>214154748
>juicebox wine

what are we gonna do with pop? he can't stay with me

>>214155021
What vintage is that strawberry limeade?

>>214155043
vintage no-bitches strain

>>214155004
I think you are mistaken.

>people who smoke do drugs and eat tons of sugar
>then blame their body on the jews
grim

Very hungover with my brunchtime weed wearing off. Feel like absolute shit. My next move is either I’m gonna have a nap or I’m gonna blast my motherfuckin ass way past Jupiter.

>>214154814
Who doesn't

where are the good people?

>>214155146
up your ass and around the corner

>>214154695
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zJ8_szuoA&t=2s

Well well well the chickens have come home to roost

Even the conservative evangelical pastors are very effeminate and cucked.

>>214154142
want to add me?

tried a little govt approved weed the other day. it did nothing except made far away sounds seem close.
Did I just not have enough or smth?

Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen,
But the film is sadd'ning bore
For she's lived it ten times or more.
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
SAIIIIIIILOOOOrrssss
Fighting in the dance hall.
OH MAAAAN Look at those cavemen go.
It's the freakiest SHOOOooowww.
Take a look at the LAAAAAAWWWWMAAAANNnnnn
Beating up the wrong guy.
OH MAN! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling SHOOOOOOWWWwwww.
Is there Life On MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRSsssss?

>>214155334
funny how everyone shat on cobes and laughed at him till he died and now everyone thinks hes so cool and "based"

>>214155360
Everybody responds differently, if you're lucky enough to be positively affected then bully for you

>>214155360
You should probably avoid psychoactive drugs entirely, Schizojeet

>>214155394
he was an idiot but he was OUR idiot

>>214155394
nietzsche spoke of this

>>214155413
no he didnt, did you even read his books?

>>214155394
KF has long been supportive. It was the “moral crusader” Redditors who effectively bullied him to death over silly shit like using slurs on very rare occasion, and accidentally letting a pet lizard loose into the wild.

business idea: sepuku

>>214155430
reading is for fags

>>214155398
>fucking around with your psyche le bad

I was hoping that weed might give me schizophrenia. But all it did was make me the “frozen leopard” so to speak.

KFC is delicious

>>214155464
weed gave my cousin schizophrenia now im afraid of trying it

It’s over

>>214155450
thats not how the meme goes

Apparently mashed potatoes give me wicked gas. Who knew?

>>214155489
meme?

>>214155499
Is that due to lactose intolerance triggered by the butter in the mashed potatoes? I’ve never heard of someone being potato intolerant, unless you’re eating green potatoes.

in the mood to play some dead space (2008) but im still waiting for the game to go on sale

>>214155551
you just made that right now
i'm honored but that's pretty weird dude

I don’t have schizophrenia but sometimes my thoughts start racing really fast and there are too many thoughts and it gets out of control and overwhelming. I think it’s just an anxiety thing.

>>214155473
fucking rarely

>>214155487
There are 60k jeets in Japan
There's no escape at this point. They're even in shitholes like central asia and brazil

EVROPANS don’t understand the dangers of North American cryptids since they’re used to gnomes and fairies

a fucking old bitch almost hit me while i was riding my bicycle through a crosswalk today she accelerated while she was still looking down on her phone

>>214155607
you're done, you hear me? finished. log off.

Taco Bell/KFC combo is awful

>>214155611
how'd he die

>>214155611
gnomes can be ferocious

>>214155611
YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YOUR DOG RAN WAY
but then you tell me that it took 3 days...

im cumming im cumming im cumming aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>214155527
I don't put butter on mashed potatoes and it surprised me too it's never happened before, but I didn't eat anything else besides garlic and lettuce

>>214155233
Thank you. Asking random random women for a threesome at the gym is even creepy for non-Indian chads.

>>214155324
No, sorry. I don't even game. I just asked him because I know he wouldn't be interested.

>>214153993
Kyle's moms a bitch ahh beat

>>214155681
you could have just said you dont want to add me you dont have to lie about not being a gamer

>>214155670
I would guess that you either ate green potatoes, or you ate old garlic that had highly developed green parts inside, as either can cause flatulence. Otherwise, it could have been caused by general cross-contamination with meat or something, or another meal you’re not considering

>>214155611
Imagine dying in the woods
Just bring with you a gun, a map, a compass, and a little common sense and you're pretty much guaranteed to not die

>>214155719
>Just bring with you a gun
Can foreigners even legally bring guns with them into the Canadian wilderness without a leaf regime firearms loicence

>>214155710
I had salmon with mashed potatoes and shredded lettuce and garlic

I've been eating salmon since San Gennà, and lettuce and garlic don't give me gas so it has to be the potatoes

>>214155719
humans are very delicate anything can kill you eventually

Eating mashed potatoes is a good way to get diabetes

Boutta smoke this kief-covered, moonrock-infused joint. Ready for blast-off!

>>214155360
>he smokes weed from the government

Enjoy your cancer.

>>214155809
Dude

>>214155807
She deleted all her videos because people said she was mocking 'tards of re

>>214155807
I don't put sugar in it, stunad. I use the least salt as possible too I season it with black pepper and fresh lemon juice (for the salmon)

didn't masturbate today award
I will beat porn

>>214155662
Not yet clear
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/missing-person-northern-manitoba-1.7616719

>>214155809
enjoy canadafag
am jealous desu, I switched to dry herb vapes because apartment but I really miss joints

There is an epidemic of mid zoomer girls acting like they're 10/10s when they're 5's at best. This is insane.

>>214155481
Sauce?

Back to school commercials are so #triggering

>>214155847
I tried like 5 minutes ago and then got tired and gave up

>>214155668
Weirdly applicable

>>214155611
there's a thread about him on /out/

>>214155868
It's not just zoomers
Hoeflation is real, even 40 year olds think they're dimes

>>214155881
He tried to fuck the dogs, one of them fought back and he killed it. The other dog overpowered him, killing him and escaping to the nearest settlement.

People who aren't from /tv/ don't laugh at this image

evens i eat chocolate bar now
odds i eat chocolate bar later

>>214155866
I'm smoking it outside obviously.

>>214155935
is that Winona stealing shit?

>>214155938
no shit thanks for clarifying

>>214155965
Well I'm not at home either, I'm sitting at a school.

>>214155868
>>214155902
Real

>>214155950
Yes

>>214155950
they don't make them like her anymore
tragedy

>>214155935
People act like this ruined her career but her career was already dead and she was doing an Adam Sandler film

should i get the tikka massala or the chicken biryani

>>214155991
she has always been pretty

I use these for inside.

>>214156015
Do you ever put it in your bumbum?

>>214156003
the what now?

>>214155991
Rich thriving whores? She blew Gavin Rossdale in a London alley in 95

Swallowed his load too, he even wrote a song about it called "Swallowed"

Winona Ryding my dick

>>214156021
No but do you remember that scene from Jackass 3 where Will the Farter makes an appearance and smokes a cigarette out of his ass?
>>214156029
For me it's Rachel Weisz.

I'm really late Gen X and I love zoomers. They don't take shit from nobody. If they don't like a job they'll just quit and tell you to go fuck yourself

Iran deported over 1 million illegal migrants in a few months

>>214156003
>>214155902
Internet has made them delusional to the point where they assume any male attention is sexual in nature, it's bizarre. These girls aren't getting fucked by Chad either so idk how they maintain that delusion.

>>214156082
Yet I still have to pay rent. Curious

Why does Taylor Swift make zoomers instantly seethe at any mention of her?

I'm getting better at cooking. Made broccoli three cheese lasagna/pasta bake on Friday.

>>214156070
I'm kinda divided on this
it's a good thing that gen z is pushing back against the masses of shitty bosses out there but a lot of them just get pissy when they're told to get off their phones and do some work

>>214156070
the problem is some of them conflate their severe laziness and bad work ethic with being "le based edgy zoomer". if their boss tells them their shift starts at 9am they just show up at 10am anyways, if they get in shit for it they just quit. that's just being a cunt, not edgy.

Want to make baked ziti like from the Sopranos…

You heard about that woman who's husband fucks other men on Onlyfans

>>214156084
>Granny is a Chad too

granny starts raping faster than eminem

what am i to do with corned beef? it's so fucking cheap

>>214156122
no but it was never improbable, at least in the world of porn

>>214156122
That seems pretty gay to me

>>214156113
I don't see this as a problem

>>214156117
>Work ethic
That doesn't mean anything anymore when the playing field has been so hopelessly shifted in favor of corporations. It's not a fair deal. I say more power to them, kick over the fucking chess board and start a new paradigm

>>214156113
they're all too sensitive, they turn into little crybabies the second they see or hear something they don't like. yet they complain no one wants to hire them after they act like retarded toddlers any time someone does hire them.

>>214156125
Chad women are how baby chads are formed

>>214156145
add potatoes and onions. fry and eat

We used to shoot commies in the fuckin head

>>214156024
I get it dude you're an autistic incel

>>214156167
It's never been a fair deal, corpos have always fucked over their employees. The key is to find your own way of fucking them back. Openly whining and refusing to show up on time are just ways to get yourself fired.

The Chad Millennial figured out how to get a 6 fig job while working 20 hours a week and getting paid for 35.

>>214156167
not even the second part?
say you were pulling your weight at work, it wouldn't then frustrate you to see a brocolli head scrolling tik tok and doing nothing?

>>214156189
Not in the head in particular though

>>214156145
>He's not Irish
Cabbage and potatoes

>>214156145
Make corned beef on the cob

>>214156024
salsa on the song being about her swallowing?

One time I was in a local park and found a used condom tied to a tree branch. You could see the load was in it and everything.

>>214156070
where do you get this idea?
I worked with a bunch of zoomers at my last job and they were just incompetent
they absolutely took shit as well, I chewed a few out even though I was just a crew member kek

>>214156221
how did it taste

I've had sex with a woman before

>>214156117
shut up slave

I like plugging my shitposts into Google and making their AI sperg about how “ERM ACKCHYUALLY THAT ISNT REAL”

>>214156221
did you cum prematurely look at it?

I’m eating peanug nubber with a big spoon.

>>214156196
>It's never been a fair deal
Well, you could buy a house and a car and support a family on a show salesman's wage in the 50s, and it's only gotten worse to the point of de facto indentured servitude

>>214156201
I get it but the whole thing is a scam, make your way the best way you know how I guess, fuck the bullshit

Millennials>GenX>Greatest Generation>Boomers>Gen Alpha>Zoomers

>>214156264
erm what about zillenials

Millennials will never live down being the BLM tranny covid generation

>>214156226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPlgoNY2xqw

'94 is zillennial I guess but I just think of myself as a "junior millennial."

>>214156271
>zillenials

no such thing, just a made up cope word used by zoomers who refuse to admit they're part of the worst generation of the past century.

how are we feeling about the aoomers?

Le epic generation wars

>>214156217
>Hey you said you would love to try some
>Hey you said you would love to die some
>In the middle of a world on a fish hook
>You're the wave you're the wave you're the wave

She gave toothy blowjobs that hurt

>>214156279
>BLM tranny covid generation
That's zoomies.

Millennials are the quirk chungus hipster consoooooooomer funko pop generation.

My personal heuristic for delineating between millennials and zoomers is if one can remember 9/11 or not.

>>214156291
erm actually pew research acknowledges microgenerations so you're wrong

>>214156314
i was in the womb

>>214156319
>muh heckin sciencerino studerinos!

peak zoomer post, definitely vaxxxed.

>>214155567
>I just said that! I just freakin' said that a minute ago! Fuc-, you-! Ahhh! *cans.wav*

>>214156336
erm I'm a zillenial actually

Had watermelon and tomato juice, it is windy outside.

zoomers are so sensitive, they get upset over literally nothing.

>>214156291
I’m a zillennial who can’t stand millennials and uses zillennial as a cope for it being kind of a stretch to call myself a zoomer despite being one at heart albeit

let the good times roll

absolutely gutted I can't post on /pw/ during this ppv xoxo

>>214156353
We're kindred spirits I'm a Xillenial

Cheers to us kiddo

gas

>>214156377
What year were you born? I can tell you what gen you belong to with absolute certainty.

>>214156309
Millennials sure did like the authoritarian covid lockdowns and getting clot shot tattoos

One time in grade 9 English class a kid did The Zombie Survival Handbook for a book assignment and when he gave the presentation it was so embarrassing cause he really had nothing to say about it and the teacher gave him shit cause he was supposed to have read a novel for the assignment.

me when I look in my fridge and there's nothing

I want my arms around you

I want my cock around you

>>214156400
That's why you always keep assorted dried fruits in the cupboard

>>214156391
My coworker got a blood clot in the arm with his 7x boosted Pfizer stick and poke and had to get it amputated

almost all american recipes i find starts with half a kilo of butter

>>214156417
good way to get ants

>>214156364
>millennial calling anyone sensitive

>>214156396
>anon still remembers
And they say people forgot about that sort of stuff

>>214156417
VGH assorted dry fruits and dark chocolate… glass of wine…

>>214156432
hey yall

>>214156391
the trucker protest was all millennials and gen xers, not zoomers. the store owners and people getting fired for refusing the shot were all millennials and gen xers, not zoomers.

zoomers loved the idea of free pharma junk, they were lining up around the block to get injected.

>>214156443
Well I've forgotten like 90% of my high school experience but I do remember funny anecdotes like that. I think I had done a Redwall book, actually.

I don't get the generation wars, I love all you guys

Millennials are our little brothers and zoomers are so young they're like our kids, and how can you hate your brother or your kid?

I've caused a full-on zoomer meltdown ITT.

A lot of libtard millennials are still masking

me when I come to /cum/ and everyone's being retarded

we are the 99%, kony 2012 or something

>>214156304
uhhhhh i dont see it

>>214156532
Eh, you had to be there, kid
It's okay

ok "American" mutts. lets see your 23andme results

The most embarrasing shit from my 20s has been hopping onto that "loose pants" bandwagon 2-3 years ago.

>>214156560
>giving your dna to corporations

When I was in high school, the English teacher asked us to read two books, and then decided to do this weird assessment style where she’d conduct a one-on-one interview with each student on only one of the books. It was a really busy part of the year, so I decided to just do a coin flip gamble and only read one of the books; of course, I picked wrong and got interviewed on the other one. Towards the end of the interview, I had done so poorly that she outright asked me “Did you even read the book?” Never admitted that I didn’t, ofc :)

>>214156560
you can just ask your grandparents you know

Zoomers are the most trans generation to ever exist.

>>214156571
sexyy red lookin rough

>>214156571
tf is that?

I'm a Jafroamerican

(Jazzy Afro American)

>>214156560
>DNA tests can’t tell the difference between Germans and the French
VGH Charlemagne…

this unc is so obsessed with zoomchads

>>214156560
no way. i'm not sending my dna anywhere. that's how they caught the golden state killer! what if one of my uncles was jason voorhees decades ago? nah, that's cheating. if the cops didn't find him then, he got away with it, fair and square.

>>214156498
They really tend to be in places like WA, OR, & California. I'm in BC and have never seen this. Not millennials I mean. I still see old Chinese people wearing them when alone in their car or walking down the street. One time I was at an intersection when a Chinese woman pulled up on a bike and she was wearing TWO masks. I kinda lost it right there. I said to her, "what the fuck are you doing wearing two masks outside?" and she just said, "tank yew yank yew ^-^" and rode off.

>>214156582
based liar, i would've read the first and last chapter of each book and just made up everything in between.

>>214156590
Due to grooming by millennial faggot pedophiles

it's a work brother

>>214156637
your bussy is work!

>>214156647
Make the new thread

thinkin of going to law school.
not for the career (christ how awful) but for funsies and to dunk on plebs.

>>214156657
no, i have nothing good for the OP

A few days ago I stopped to ask this middle-aged Chinese lady smth and she just ignored me. Then I said, "do you not speak English" and she waved me off so I said "do you speak English" like 3 more times and then she said, "No I don't speak English" and I told her to go fuck herself.

>>214156662
being a lawyer is honestly pretty easy
law school is just teaching you the archaic language they use to gatekeep law

NEW
>>214156684

>>214156657
You can make it, Goshy! We know you like to bake.

>>214156351
I kek'd. He used to throw a fit if people played sped-up clips of him within a minute of him talking