>win a single game
>immediately get handed 5 games with the dumbest, blackest, brool-brained, oxygen thieving, incestspawn giga gorilla niggers humanly possible in a row
>try to figure out why
>it's Saturday
Welp, that explains literally everything. The brown, retarded wagecuck burger flippers are online. I should have been paying more attention to what day it is. Every multiplayer game in existence is fucking unplayable the moment these retards are allowed to be play vidya games at all. I GUESS THAT'S MY OWN FAULT for not being more aware of what day it is to see it's the days the literal chimpanzees are allowed out of their quarantines.