Listen here you DUMB lobotomite.

You're NOT getting into the /hsrg/ guild unless you can clear the new whlae endgame. So get to it.

I fucked Cyrene raw yesterday. What are you gonna do about it, big boy? Hm?

I had e-sex with a Cyrene poster

Sometimes I fantasize that I'm Cyrene irl, having all of the Chrysos Heirs and about 100 strangers from Ohkema, Kremnos, etc. forming a line waiting their turn so they can plug all of my holes and treat me like a cum dumpster and do unspeakable things to my body like the slampig that I am while screaming "Romanchikku!!". But then after being creamed in every hole around 100 times in my delirious fantasy, I wake up and remember that I'm not Cyrene and that I have to do my dailies today.

It happens around 3 times a week. Is that normal? Honkai Star Rail.

Which female HSR would have the juiciest cock? And the smallest?

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So THRONE EMANATOR level Cyrene will get a Cutscene AND a global passive? Sign me up

I say the dumbest takes imaginable all the time but then reply "TRVKE" to myself to make them seem believable and valid.

I will give Cyrene and March their most expensive team by stealing Hyacine from Castorice and giving it to her. I WILL add myself into the team and be surrounded by the prettiest pinks the game has ever pinked.

I reposted someone else's joke but I got more (You)'s