Why does it feel like such a sluggish piece of shit?

>the final challenging, hand-crafted DK game before the transition into easy sandslop for retarded children

RETVRN TO MONKEY

>strong difficulty
>varied, well-designed levels

Come home, ape man.

>>713265304
You're judging it based on really old renders, if you look at any other old render of a Nintendo character it will look awkward too. He looks perfectly fine in Tropical Freeze, the last mainline DK game we've gotten.