>>96756604
>bro Hasbro is shit but Konami is even shittier,
Not anymore, you second-rate duellist.

Sorry Yuge but I'm gonna end this duel right 'ere and now. I summon Time Wizard! Then I use Time Wizard's special ability to de-age Dark Magician Girl. Time Lolify!
Heh, now that your monster is below the age of consent, I activate my spell card Pedo King Island! It removes all lolis from the field! Aaaaand with your cute loli outta da way, you're wide open.
Time Wizard, direct attack!