>Get my ass kicked on minigame hard mode
>Say fuck this and doomscroll Twitter
>Random mmder I follow just posted his S Rank Splash Queen clear
The universe is mocking me.

If you're a male (penis having faggot), please uninstall the game. All men shouldn't be using my fat pig of a wife Teresse. Thank you for your cooperation in my self-insert fantasy!!

What's the deal then. Is there another mystery character coming or is Olivier the best we're getting? I want someone worth rolling for. So far these last few banners have been shit for old players.