>be me
>see this thread
>try FM 2025 for nostalgia
>install, load up my dream team
>first match: AI scores own goal on itself while lagging
>second match: endless clicking to sub in a player who doesn't exist
>save game? lol nope, crash city
>blame women? nah anon, blame the devs for turning it into Candy Crush with footie skins
>it's not over, it's just on life support playing FIFA on easy mode
>still gonna buy next year like a chump
>send help

>>63899888
>Turns out a full send decapitation attack against a completely unexpecting country who is peacefully negotiating in good faith can be a pretty impactful event militarily.

>Islamic theocracy
>peacefully negotiating in good faith
Third World coping skills remain far superior to the West's I see.