>>151519781
>If you play madden does that mean you know ball?
It means you don't
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>>213976547
Reed is actually a kino character and him being an experienced vet who's smarter than everyone else makes him a natural fit for the "guy who explains what's going on to everyone else" role.
But they fucked up by not giving them enough time to really integrate the FF into the continuity. Even though they're supposed to be the OG superheroes they don't feel like they've been around forever because this version just came out 5 minutes ago. And of course they cast a gay brazilian man or whatever he is instead of someone appropriate for the part.
This isn't even putting the cart before the horse, it's putting the cart before the horse, replacing the horse with a mule and then still charging horse prices. Miscalculations all the way around
Reed is actually a kino character and him being an experienced vet who's smarter than everyone else makes him a natural fit for the "guy who explains what's going on to everyone else" role.
But they fucked up by not giving them enough time to really integrate the FF into the continuity. Even though they're supposed to be the OG superheroes they don't feel like they've been around forever because this version just came out 5 minutes ago. And of course they cast a gay brazilian man or whatever he is instead of someone appropriate for the part.
This isn't even putting the cart before the horse, it's putting the cart before the horse, replacing the horse with a mule and then still charging horse prices. Miscalculations all the way around
Aside from what >>11900513 said about it not being quite ready I also suspect they just weren't ballsy enough to have a pack-in game that was a violent FPS based on 2 R-rated horror franchises at a time when politicians were already getting their panties in a bunch over shit like Mortal Kombat and Night Trap.
And if they did chicken out it's a little cheesy but it makes sense. Pack-in games were always kid friendly and going from Sonic and Mario to facehuggers might have been a step too far for a company that wanted the broadest possible appeal. But what I still can't grok is how Cybermorph becomes the alternative.
Yeah, it was a 3D game and that was the hot shit at the time but to most people it looked and played like a slower, less fun version of Starfox and it got instantly and fatally mogged by the wipeout demos that helped to sell so many playstations. It wasn't even impressive when it came out and got blown out of the water soon after.
I must ask, again, how the fuck did they spend years developing this thing, go all-in on it financially, and not really have any idea what their big launch title was going to be? Every console available at the time came with an A-list pack in game. By a Nintendo you get Mario. Buy a Genesis you get Sonic. Hell, even the TG16 gave you Bonk. They realized they had to put their best foot forward from minute 1 to compete in a crowded market. And Atari just picked whichever random title was ready at the time and was like "yeah, good enough." Everything they did was wrong
And if they did chicken out it's a little cheesy but it makes sense. Pack-in games were always kid friendly and going from Sonic and Mario to facehuggers might have been a step too far for a company that wanted the broadest possible appeal. But what I still can't grok is how Cybermorph becomes the alternative.
Yeah, it was a 3D game and that was the hot shit at the time but to most people it looked and played like a slower, less fun version of Starfox and it got instantly and fatally mogged by the wipeout demos that helped to sell so many playstations. It wasn't even impressive when it came out and got blown out of the water soon after.
I must ask, again, how the fuck did they spend years developing this thing, go all-in on it financially, and not really have any idea what their big launch title was going to be? Every console available at the time came with an A-list pack in game. By a Nintendo you get Mario. Buy a Genesis you get Sonic. Hell, even the TG16 gave you Bonk. They realized they had to put their best foot forward from minute 1 to compete in a crowded market. And Atari just picked whichever random title was ready at the time and was like "yeah, good enough." Everything they did was wrong
>>212839960
I wish I could buy whatever cocaine that lunatic Hamada must have been sniffing by the pound to come up with this shit rapid fire and just act on every erroneous impulse no matter how retarded. I mean, it must have been 100% pure bolivian. That dude was in orbit. Every decision was insane
I wish I could buy whatever cocaine that lunatic Hamada must have been sniffing by the pound to come up with this shit rapid fire and just act on every erroneous impulse no matter how retarded. I mean, it must have been 100% pure bolivian. That dude was in orbit. Every decision was insane
>>507445572
Honestly one of the most pathetic things any human being has ever done. So cringe. So needy. So obliviously rife with unrealized irony and doublethink.
Nothing says "we didn't think out cunning plan through" like a contemporary feminist living in a gynocracy feeling sorry for herself because she can't partake in the sort of traditional relationship dynamic feminists like her actively sought to destroy
>but she didn't want a traditional marriage
>she wanted to get married but still adhere to modern feminist values
Yes, that's why she's not married
Honestly one of the most pathetic things any human being has ever done. So cringe. So needy. So obliviously rife with unrealized irony and doublethink.
Nothing says "we didn't think out cunning plan through" like a contemporary feminist living in a gynocracy feeling sorry for herself because she can't partake in the sort of traditional relationship dynamic feminists like her actively sought to destroy
>but she didn't want a traditional marriage
>she wanted to get married but still adhere to modern feminist values
Yes, that's why she's not married