>jerk off
>urge to play Dix vanishes

>genetically perfect human
>going bald

>>542411032
nigga...

>>539153130
>I deserve to win because the game gave me superpowers

holy shit what a HORRENDOUS GAME

>>536355627
Except Wilds didn't flop, crabba

I think I'm gonna reinstall Strive...

It's this football for jeets and gayrabs?

I'm commissioning loads of futa Viper next month and you can't stop me.

Jive and Alpha 3 had more lobbies in /sfg/ this month than Dix.
You can't make this shit up.

>>534589498
I’m a LukeGAWD poster and a 1700 MR Luke in ranked, little bitch

y'all niggas zesty

>>532684674
If you think 8000 people spanning two different continents is impressive for the most popular game in the franchise, you are, my friend, retarded

>>531613610
Being a LukeGAWD is also knowing it's time for men

>>530582537
Based LukeGAWD

>noah just randomly mashing DP
god this nigga sucks

>>529847556
Luke is popular

>>527796843
>combined effect of the throw tech buff + DRC jab nerf is also big
yeah im sure you're really paying attention to your drive gauge and choosing to tech to get a bar back
nobody is making use of that tech change, because it's a massive roll of the dice to possibly get a bit more meter back, it's fucking insanity to ever commit to, which makes the change entirely random and volatile
anytime I see anyone mentioning this change as some net positive I automatically know they're blindly shilling and either don't play or aren't very good

>>527263870
>like 20 posts over the last 2 weeks mentioning his name
>issa shills