>>21555713
I'm sorry for expecting your capability of interpreting satire, I don't know why I ever expected you to be literate. I'll clarify for you:
>every restaurant and butcher, who stand to lose a ton of money in a lawsuit if someone gets sick from their product, will clean their cutting boards regardless of what material it's made out of. The only way to get sick from a cutting board is by not cleaning it.

To whoever told me adding corn to coleslaw was "a lot of fibre".
You are correct.
You are oh so very correct.

>>33310572
>Are you constipated?
No, but I am now the VERY OPPOSITE of constipated...

Since I've been sweating like a pig, I mostly ate coleslaw the past three days and, to put it short, it's green and runny.