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>Satisfy 2 of 9 characteristics, up to 4 (less than half) if you change it so much it needs a full ground up code rewrite
>Satisfy none but one of the lesser characteristics, while you're at it

Gee, you're a fart smella, anon. Did you know that if you take Duck Hunt and change some of it so that it's literally just Rogue and runs on a Commodore 64, it's a Roguelike?
40 fucking years you've had to be a retard about this. Maybe step forward into the future instead of being a stinky pissbaby diapercel?