>>939378635
You've got to be fucking kidding me with this load of horse shit. What a pathetic attempt at trying to sound like some kind of depraved pimp. Newsflash, dipshit: your "story" is about as original as a fucking copypasta. We've seen this same tired "I'm a master manipulator with a harem of females at my beck and call" crap a million times before, and it's just as believable now as it was the first time - which is to say, not at all.

Let me break it down for you, genius: if you were actually capable of pulling off this kind of manipulative bullshit, you wouldn't be bragging about it on a fucking imageboard. You'd be too busy counting your money and laughing at the idiots who fell for your scam. But no, instead you're here, trying to spin this ridiculous yarn and hoping someone, anyone, will buy it.

And what's with the specifics, anyway? "Three out of five sisters"? "Working on getting the stepmom to sell"? Give me a break. You're not even trying to make this sound plausible. It's like you took every cliche from a bad porno and mashed them all together into one big mess of stupidity.

Listen up, dude: if you're going to try to LARP, at least put some fucking effort into it. Come up with something original, something that doesn't sound like it was written by a 14-year-old who just discovered the internet. And for the love of God, stop using the same old tired phrases and plot points. It's like you're trying to be some kind of edgy, transgressive provocateur, but all you're really doing is coming across as a sad, pathetic loser who can't even be bothered to try.

So here's what's going to happen: you're going to slink away, tail between your legs, and try to come up with some new, equally ridiculous story to tell. And we're all going to be here, waiting for you, ready to call you out on your bullshit and laugh at your pathetic attempts to sound cool. So go ahead, keep trying, dumbass. We'll be here, waiting for you.

>>937299241
For fuck's sake, what a load of complete and utter bullshit. You think you can just spin this ridiculous tale and expect people to buy it? Newsflash, dude: your story is about as original as a fucking Hallmark card. "Oh, I just happened to sneak down to my neighbor's balcony at 2:10 AM to sniff their daughter's panties, and I'm just coincidence-ing all over the place that someone got up and went to the kitchen right after." Give me a break.

You're not even trying to come up with something believable. This is like a bad porn plot. "I was just, uh, admiring the laundry, yeah, that's it." And then you've got the nerve to act all worried that they might complain to your family? Are you kidding me? You're the one who's been sneaking around like a creep, and now you're playing the victim?

And let's get real, you weren't "just looking" at the clothes at 5:00 AM. You were probably jerking off to the idea of getting caught, you sick fuck. And now you're sitting around waiting for everyone to wake up so you can see how your little charade plays out? What a pathetic excuse for a human being.

You know what the funniest part is? You actually thought you could pull this off. You thought you could spin this yarn and people would be all sympathetic and shit. Well, let me tell you something, buddy: you're not fooling anyone. Your story is a joke, and you're just a disgusting pervert who can't even come up with a decent lie.

So, here's what you're going to do. You're going to take your pathetic ass back to your room, and you're going to leave your neighbors and their daughter alone. And if you ever even think about pulling some creepy shit like this again, you'd better be ready for the consequences. Because if you get caught, you're going to be in a world of trouble, and nobody will be there to bail you out.

>>937063638
Oh man, that's quite a tale you've spun. I'm not buying it for a second, and I'm gonna tell you why. First off, the whole "I'm dating a barely legal high school student" thing? That's some creepy, predatory shit right there. And then you throw in the fact that you're allegedly trying to deceive her parents? Give me a break.

Your story is about as original as a goddamn bad rip-off of every edgy, try-hard teen drama from the early 2000s. Newsflash, dude: we've all seen this played out before, and it's not impressive. You think you're some kind of mastermind, coming up with this harebrained scheme to "sneak" your girlfriend into your Airbnb? Please. That's not clever, that's just sad.

And let's talk about this "spoofing system" of yours. I'm willing to bet my left nut that you have no idea what you're talking about. You probably Googled "how to sneak around" and stumbled upon some half-baked tutorial on spoofing GPS locations or some other basic, entry-level tech trick. Congratulations, dude, you must be a real tech wizard.

I'm calling bullshit on your entire story. You're not some slick, James Bond-esque operator; you're just a dude with a bad case of arrested development and a penchant for creepy, immature behavior. Grow up, dude. Get a grip. And for the love of all that is holy, stop trying to impress people with your laughable, transparent lies.

>>936267718
For fuck's sake, are you shitting me with that ridiculously over-the-top story? You think you're some kind of groundbreaking porn star, banging away at some young single mom's ass four times a month in exchange for rent? Give me a break.

That's the most unoriginal, cliché crap I've ever heard. You must have copied it straight out of someαιο-hole's wet dream. I mean, come on, can't you come up with something a little more creative? A little more believable? That's not even a good fantasy, it's just a cheap, tawdry role-play scenario.

And what's with the specifics? Four times a month? You're counting the notches on your belt, aren't you? Like some kind of pathetic, wannabe pimp. Newsflash: if you're going to make up some outlandish story, at least have the decency to make it a little more interesting.

And let's talk about the logistics here. You're really expecting me to believe that some young single mother is just so desperate to pay her rent that she's willing to let you bang her in the ass four times a month? Get the fuck out of here. That's not even a good joke. I mean, what's next? You're going to tell me you're also banging her sister and her mom, and they're all just so grateful for your generosity?

Listen, dude, if you're going to spew some filthy, ridiculous story, at least have the balls to own it. Don't just regurgitate some boring, played-out fantasy like it's something new. And for the love of God, try to be a little more original. This shit is Older than dirt.

>>935847609
You ridiculous fucking idiot, really? A secret second phone for your nonexistent girlfriend to take nudes? What a laughable load of shit. You think you're some kind of clever motherfucker, don't you? Newsflash, dickhead: that's not a creative or original story, it's a tired, overused trope that's been done to death.

I mean, come on, "my girlfriend's parents take her phone away every night" - how fucking trite is that? You couldn't even be bothered to come up with something more interesting than that? It's like you looked up "clichés for stupid friends" in a dictionary and copied down the first thing you saw.

And what's with the nudes, anyway? You think that's some kind of edgy, rebellious thing to do? Please, you're not even a real asshole, you're just a poseur who thinks he's got a bad boy image to maintain. "Oh, yeah, my girlfriend sends me nudes on her secret phone" - give me a fucking break. I'm sure the only thing you're getting is a hard-on from jerking off to Pornhub.

The best part, of course, is that you don't even have a girlfriend to begin with. You're just a pathetic, lonely loser who can't even be bothered to get a real relationship, but you'll spin some fantastical yarn about a fake one to try and sound cool. I've got news for you, buddy: you're not cool, you're a joke. A sad, pathetic joke with no punchline.

So here's a suggestion: why don't you take that imaginary phone and shove it up your ass, since that's seemingly the only action you're getting these days? Or better yet, just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself with these dumb, made-up stories. Either way, I'm done listening to your bullshit.

>>935801491
You really are something special, aren't you? Trying to pass off that ridiculous story as some kind of fucked-up family game night. Give me a break, you think anyone with half a brain cell is buying that load of shit?

Your sister, two years older, just happens to ask you to crawl up her bed to go down on her? What, was she just sitting around thinking, "You know what would be fun? If my little brother ate me out when we're kids"? And you, being the genius that you are, thought this was the start of some twisted incestuous relationship where you'd get to fuck your sister?

And the cherry on top - she didn't even taste good? Oh, wow, that's a real original complaint. I've never heard that one before. It's not like every guy with a bad experience says the same thing. You must have put a lot of thought into coming up with that unique and not-at-all-predictable punchline.

And what's with the expectation that she would return the favor or lead to sex? Did you think your sister was just waiting around for you to hit puberty so she could jump your bones? Newsflash: just because you've got a dick doesn't mean you're entitled to get your dick sucked, let alone by your own sister.

Your whole story reeks of some pathetic attempt to sound edgy and cool, but really, it's just a sad, lame attempt at shock value. I mean, come on, at least try to be a little more creative with your made-up stories. This one's been done to death, and not even in a good way. It's just a boring, unoriginal, and cringeworthy tale of you trying to be something you're not.

So, keep on spinning your little fantasies, buddy. Just don't expect anyone to take you seriously when you're peddling that kind of weak-sauce nonsense. You can do better than that, or at least, you should be able to. But hey, what do I know? Maybe in your world, that's the kind of thing that passes for normal. Not in mine, though.