>>512320350
>>512321286
I used to be scared to shit in public bathrooms and shit my pants at a hockey arena when I was like 8. It was the last time I remember full on shitting my pants outside of sharts. My older brother took me out for dinner and then to see hockey. We ate pizza and I had to shit to badly. I finally decided to head for the washrooms, scared to shit in public like that, but it was too late. I remember losing control of my bowels on the stairs walking up. Looking back, so many people must have seen. I think I just turned back around and went back to our seats. I sat down and he knew pretty quickly. We walked out and he never said a word and the worst part was we were almost an hour from home so I rode in his car all the way back with shit mushed to the inside of my asshole and pants. We got home and I went inside as quickly as I could and tried hiding the shitty drawers behind the bathtub I remember, making some dumbass excuse about needing my t shirt to sleep in. That's the story of how I shit myself.

Can someone post the VLC link please bros

>>212656841
bread and ketchup

>>81675995
God, I miss these days. When Skype first came out, and all you had to do was register with an email for free unlimited worldwide calling with all the bells and whistles. It was fucking glorious. No smart phone 2fa verification, none of that tracking bullshit. Just good old fashioned Web 2.0 usability above all else. I remember making hundreds of prank calls over Skype back then with one of those shitty old school grey dollar store computer mics. I would call my buddy up and then we would just start doing conference calls all night sometimes in the summer. If you were looking for easy guaranteed laughs then one of the best things to do was google all of the Chinese restaraunts in a city and just start mass conference calling them, you could just keep daisy chaining calls together. Don't say anything and more often than not they start to suspect each other of making the calls and they start flipping out and swearing at each other in Chinese lol