>>24649740
That's because no one who listens to (or sings) rap is a man, all of them are perpetual teenagers

>go to bookstore
>browse classic lit shelf
>tilt my head as i check the titles on the books backs
>feel 2 persons behind me
>i'm blocking their view
>don't give a fuck...they have to wait until i'm finished with this row
>"aaaahhh Dostoo-ievskyy" one of them says
>i turn around, see 2 literal broccoli heads either 16 or 17yo
>both of them look as if they dropped from a gumball machine
>he made it sound as if "ahh yeah man yeah...that guy fr fr on god ykwim bro ?
>i turn back again, pick 2 more "suggested" books from the shelf
>take a seat at the couch to read a little bit
>one book turns out to have a disgusting "Spiegel Bestseller" sticker on it
>confirmed bullshit book.jpg
>get up immediately to put it back...
>hand it out to the brocolis instead
>"yo you'd maybe interested in this..it's very interesting"
>YOO thank's man !
>go back to my seat, start reading random pages