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Anonymous No.24603932 >>24603970 >>24603975 >>24603986 >>24604156 >>24604280 >>24604548 >>24604595 >>24604617 >>24604621 >>24605143 >>24605161 >>24605470 >>24605521 >>24605554 >>24605797 >>24606413 >>24606431 >>24606572 >>24606707 >>24608544 >>24608595 >>24608827 >>24609213 >>24609601 >>24613009 >>24613026 >>24613088 >>24613227 >>24613674 >>24614003 >>24614045 >>24614054 >>24614072 >>24615325 >>24618518 >>24618671 >>24619202
>Apparently, reading in cafes or other public spots is now considered a "performance."
How are you all handling this strange new wave of judgment against public readers?
Anonymous No.24603940 >>24605470
I don't understand the people who can read in public. I need to be away from everyone and everything when I read.
Anonymous No.24603956 >>24610962 >>24615297
We all signal certain things we want people to take notice of. Our choice of clothes, accessories, and literature can provide a lot of information about someone, without having to exchange words with them. The “performative” critique is mostly aimed toward people who too obviously signal that they’re “in” with whatever the mainstream cultural zeitgeist is pushing. Matcha, labubus, mullets, all that shit. I don’t think anyone who uses this board identifies with that demographic, and in fact probably despises them and agrees more with the people making these criticisms.
Anonymous No.24603958 >>24604293 >>24605746
I don't read in public. when I first started college I thought everyone was there for the knowledge (lol). I cleaned my act real quick when some piece of shit commented "reading a thick book makes you smarter huh".
Anonymous No.24603961
When did people start roasting basic fades?
Anonymous No.24603965 >>24603979
All of these sorts of images are made by seething freaks who are obsessed over one specific person, usually out of extreme envy.
Anonymous No.24603970 >>24606671
>>24603932 (OP)
the same way /v/ handled hatred towards public gamers
Anonymous No.24603975 >>24604009 >>24615977
>>24603932 (OP)
I don't give a fuck. Im too strange to be accussed of anything common done. I've read in dive bars during rugby games. I've read in public bathroom stalls with a ripped off door. On the side of the highway. I've read in places for haven't even conceived. In a decrepit wine vat and my girlfriends mother's pool pump house. Everything is a performance and each is the debut.
Anonymous No.24603979 >>24604100 >>24604218 >>24604624 >>24614245
>>24603965
i know, right? i've been saying the same thing about antisemites for ages.
Anonymous No.24603986 >>24604013
>>24603932 (OP)
What are those albums?
Anonymous No.24604009
>>24603975
i like this post
Anonymous No.24604013
>>24603986
the once picturing white women are clairo and lana del rey; i can't recall the specific albums.
Anonymous No.24604100 >>24604169 >>24604199 >>24604628
>>24603979
That's not the case for Jews because it's quantifiable and evident.
There is not an entire genre of men who have these exact traits and act in this exact way universally, in contrast.
Anonymous No.24604126 >>24604307
Why is having a sony alpha a red flag?
Anonymous No.24604156 >>24604316
>>24603932 (OP)
did we really need this thread again? it ran its course
Anonymous No.24604169
>>24604100
next you're going to tell me tateiate faux-alpha men isn't a distinct genre either
Anonymous No.24604199 >>24604204 >>24604363
>>24604100
You feel called out by the OP image don't you
Anonymous No.24604204
>>24604199
the amount of vitriol on this board i've seen towards the concept of men reading only to get pussy, in my mind explains why posting quality have significantly decreased the last years.
Anonymous No.24604218 >>24604241
>>24603979
Get gassed kike
Anonymous No.24604241 >>24604256 >>24614245 >>24614715
>>24604218
thanks to all the american idiots who voted trump into power i've never felt safer in my life. even the middle east is now stabilized after iran got owned. weep at me all you want lil bro, won't do much anyway kek.
Anonymous No.24604256 >>24604278 >>24608482 >>24608487
>>24604241
You’re coping because you know everyone under 30 hates jews lol. Funny you bring up Iran too after that most recent war effort fell flat on its face. Pretty much the entire internet was saying fuck israel and Americans overwhelmingly said they’re not interested in fighting for jewish interests. It’s only going to get worse for you btw.
Anonymous No.24604278 >>24605541
>>24604256
yeah i'm not concerned what teenagers and hasans fanbase feels about israel. it should be common knowledge now that that with jews you lose, and you lose either way.
Anonymous No.24604280
>>24603932 (OP)
I only have the cloth shopping bag (fuck your plastic shit) and a letterboxd account (because I watch a lot of movies).
Anonymous No.24604293
>>24603958
I mean it kinda does
Anonymous No.24604307 >>24604312 >>24613469
>>24604126
it's the normie camera, good specs but completely soulless
Anonymous No.24604312 >>24604382
>>24604307
What if you own an Olympus EM1-III? Is that a red flag?
Anonymous No.24604316
>>24604156
yes we do for the sake of group exorcism
Anonymous No.24604363 >>24608486
>>24604199
No, I don't listen to music, read those sorts of books, or have that haircut. My hair is blonde. I exclusively wear button-down shirts, brogues, loafers, trousers, and chinos.
The only thing I have in common with it is owning a pair of wired earbuds.
Anonymous No.24604382 >>24604557
>>24604312
no, only specifically the sony alpha and nothing else. maybe the cameras adjacent to it in price and quality if you want to be generous
as you can probably tell, these types of images are very dumb and one-note
Anonymous No.24604548
>>24603932 (OP)
What's the deal with the CD?
Anonymous No.24604557 >>24605750
>>24604382
Are Nikons soulless? I've got a Nikon
Anonymous No.24604584
I once did literal performance reading, I sat on a stage in front of an audience and read (not out loud) for an hour. I was supposed to be playing music but my amp died at the last minute. Owner of the venue said I would not get paid if I did not get up on stage, which I wasn't even concerned about and planned on borrowing an acoustic guitar from one of the other acts, was just coming up to tell him we would need to do a quick soundcheck (he was running the board), but he cut me off mid sentence which put me in an antagonistic mood. So I sat down on stage and read for my time. It went over surprisingly well and by the end the audience was absorbed in watching me read. I did not get paid.
Anonymous No.24604595 >>24605470 >>24605699
>>24603932 (OP)
Reading in public? What if someone wanna distract you?

How do you ignore them? Would pay a penny to see it
Anonymous No.24604615 >>24606390 >>24606415 >>24608544 >>24615134
When people read physical books in public they are usually doing it for the "look guys I'm reading a book", normal people just read with the phone
Anonymous No.24604617
>>24603932 (OP)
>performative
Aka gay
Anonymous No.24604621 >>24609061 >>24613538 >>24613654
>>24603932 (OP)
Unless your job requires it you should not own a camera like that. Just get a disposable one, you insufferable faggot.
Anonymous No.24604624
>>24603979
lol nicely done
Anonymous No.24604628
>>24604100
can’t have your cake and eat it
Anonymous No.24604992
I’m co-opting everything in this image I don’t recognize or do yet to become even more performative. Stay butthurt.
Anonymous No.24605143 >>24605706
>>24603932 (OP)
>physical media is performative
Enjoy owning nothing with streaming shit.
Anonymous No.24605161 >>24605167
>>24603932 (OP)
everything u do is a performance anon. thats life.
Anonymous No.24605166
couldnt care less but thereve been posts about this here more than a decade back
Anonymous No.24605167 >>24605197
>>24605161
If literally everything you do is performative then I worry about you.
Anonymous No.24605197 >>24605202 >>24605218 >>24608491 >>24611227
>>24605167
lol even when you think you’re being genuine, there are conscious (and subconscious) filters you sift your thoughts through before engaging in conversation. You aren’t going to be sharing every intrusive detail and feeling you have with others, because it’s usually inappropriate or unnecessary. And nearly every job, relationship, or social obligation requires you to feign interest in conversations at some points, just out of not being rude. And others are doing the same to you, when you’re talking about something that they have no interest in. The only people who don’t engage in that performance at all, are people with autism. They are incapable of navigating most social interactions, as they feel the need to overshare or completely miss subtle social clues that would normally signal to them to stop talking.
Anonymous No.24605202
>>24605197
i am an autist and i follow such thought pattern. I think i am a better person for it though. Though i have to recognize the performative aspects to achieve my goals. Sux. The world should be about what is wanted not what instinct drives
Anonymous No.24605218
>>24605197
anon gets it
Anonymous No.24605425 >>24605426
I’m old enough now not to be swayed by young women’s fart du jour
Anonymous No.24605426 >>24605430
>>24605425
Dead or in denial?
Anonymous No.24605430 >>24605436
>>24605426
You don't need a lawyer
I'm not making a claim
You don't need to surrender
I'm not taking aim
I don't need a lover, no, no, no
The wretched beast is tame
I don't need a lover
So blow out the flame
Anonymous No.24605436 >>24605443
>>24605430
Cohen understood denial.
Anonymous No.24605443 >>24605447
>>24605436
I understand denial, but feel no need to practice it
Anonymous No.24605447 >>24605449
>>24605443
So, you don't understand Cohen?
Anonymous No.24605449 >>24605453
>>24605447
I’m saying I’m the real deal, baby. You’ve found an answer that seems to have satisfied you, incorrect as it might be, so I won’t trouble you further
Anonymous No.24605453
>>24605449
So, the answer is denial?
Anonymous No.24605470 >>24605489 >>24614035
>>24603932 (OP)
>>24603940
>>24604595
Have you considered the existence of countries with nice public parks, functional trains and chill pedestrian areas where you can chill and read without giving a fuck about doing performative shit in a Walmart parking lot
Anonymous No.24605489 >>24617229
>>24605470
Man if you’re at Walmart and I’m at Walmart then there is no judgement allowed. If I’m reading a choose your own adventure book out loud, full volume, screaming about how The Evil Power Master is ripping apart my only ship because I flew too close to his tracking beams, you’re gonna have to deal with it.
Anonymous No.24605521
>>24603932 (OP)
None of this applies to me
I only read history or do my language learning on the bus
Anonymous No.24605541
>>24604278
>hasans fanbase
it's also the right wing, that's why jooish orgs are concerned.
Anonymous No.24605549
>my reaction when normies try to explain why the latest internet retard shit they've thought up should impact me and i should mutilate everything i am and have worked my whole life to become to step outside myself and become a blank null and start over from scratch trying to become like them so i can be happy (they aren't happy)
Anonymous No.24605554
>>24603932 (OP)
This type began its gestation Cape Town and Melbourne nigh eleven years ago. Dungarees and rolled cigarettes and vinyls all. In recent years its spread like a virulent plague, and as usual became pandemic and ugly when it hit the mainland US.
Anonymous No.24605699
>>24604595
I remember this one time I was reading lord of the rings at the park and a retarded child absolutely perturbed by the concept of a chestnut started pestering me for explanation about it
That was mildly annoying, but I still read in public places. Fresh air and sun is nice and the white noise is soothing
Anonymous No.24605706 >>24605732
>>24605143
There are 0 reasons to own lps of digital recordings
Anonymous No.24605732 >>24605751
>>24605706
Some of us are older than 12. 90% of my records I bought before you were born, back when any music downloaded from the internet sounded like shit and took hours to get. Back when records cost a fraction of the price of even used CDs.
Anonymous No.24605746 >>24613100
>>24603958
>"reading a thick book makes you smarter huh"
Even some seemingly normal people have this reaction, the ones I would never think of as stupid.
>I mention that I'm reading
>"oooh you must be so smart"
It's such a hard cope, almost instinctive. They feel their own intellectual inadequacy simply by being momentarily exposed to a mere mention of what they perceive as the "smart" hobby. And deep-rooted discomfort forces them to perform this audible act of cope to calm themselves down.
Imagine a guy who doesn't own a car constantly interjecting with whenever a car is mentioned
>you must be rich, who even needs a car, I don't like wasting money
This would be the most bizarre thing.
Anonymous No.24605750 >>24605809
>>24604557
No, dslr nikons have a genie with a soul inside to flip the mirror
Anonymous No.24605751
>>24605732
Ok and? There are no reason to own a taylor swift lp if not for posturing. Just buy a cd nigger
Anonymous No.24605797
>>24603932 (OP)
Reading on public transport or something to pass time on a long trip is fine, I don't understand how people can read in places with lots of distractions though. The worst are people who read in bars
Anonymous No.24605809
>>24605750
That's right. Same secret as microchip manufacture — it's all soul capturing. People have turned over half the world looking for Madeleine McCann, little could they conceive she is computing contentedly from inside a Huawei nova 13i
Anonymous No.24606364 >>24606376
I strip naked inside of a starbucks and shove labubus up my ass but I still don't have a gf
Anonymous No.24606376
>>24606364
Ah, rookie mistake! The labubu goes up the pee hole. If this still doesn’t work, try taking off everything but your Timberland brand boots
Anonymous No.24606390
>>24604615
>normal people just read with the phone
You never go anywhere without the thing?
Anonymous No.24606413 >>24606423 >>24606444 >>24606495 >>24606673 >>24618390
>>24603932 (OP)
The only time I ever read outside it was at a park and some white trash boomer waddled up to me to ask me what I was reading (it was A Fable by Faulkner). After I replied, he looked at me confusedly and said "so that's, like, fantasy?" to which I replied "yeah I guess so." He put his hands on his hips and said "I prefer to stick to facts, bud" and waddled off. So now I just don't bother going outside anymore unless I have to.
Anonymous No.24606415 >>24609464
>>24604615
When did people become so fucking insecure that somehow the act of reading a book has become some kind of statement? It's literally just a way to pass time. Have most people seriously become this brain rotted that they can't possibly fathom the idea that someone would read for their enjoyment and not to impress others?
Anonymous No.24606423 >>24606452
>>24606413
>I just don't bother going outside anymore unless I have to.
Why? How did that conversation harm you in any way? Some of you people are so fucking soft it's insane. Not to mention you didn't even give him a serious answer, so why would you be mad if he misunderstood what you were reading when you refused to bother to give him a proper answer?
Anonymous No.24606431
>>24603932 (OP)
I've noticed men are being treated (on tiktok) just like gamer girls were being treated in the 2010s. There's just no way a man would read without doing it for female attention!
Anonymous No.24606444
>>24606413
>someone comes up and tries to make friendly conversation
>anon rebuffs him
>he politely leaves with a quip
>this traumatizes anon and he rants about it online
Anonymous No.24606452 >>24614700
>>24606423
I explained what the book was about and his only response was to ask if it was a fantasy book, which is a blatantly ridiculous question for anyone who isn't illiterate and retarded. I got the sense that he was hoping I was reading the new Sean Hannity book or something so we could commiserate about woke people or whatever. All it did was remind me that 99% of people you come across on a daily basis are dumb as fuck. I still go out to run and kayak and other things where I'm unlikely to be bothered but I definitely only read at home.
Anonymous No.24606495
>>24606413
Lmao you got owned
Anonymous No.24606572 >>24606697 >>24606702 >>24607713 >>24607863 >>24613021
>>24603932 (OP)
I'll never understand why women seethe so much about Catcher. Also, why the fuck are headphones on this list?
Anonymous No.24606671
>>24603970
Quentin was a prophet and scholar
Anonymous No.24606673
>>24606413
based boomer ngl
Anonymous No.24606697 >>24606702
>>24606572
Only airpods and dogshit bluetooth open-back headphones are socially acceptable now. If you use anything else you give off the "ick"
Anonymous No.24606702
>>24606697
>>24606572

The blue (blue blood) tooth (tooth bite) mafia have been campaigning hard to abolish wired earphones and headphones that they can get their fangs (tooth bite) into your proverbial and literal brains. It's abhorrent
Anonymous No.24606707 >>24606756
>>24603932 (OP)
Just read ebooks on your phone so everyone will assume you are just watching bullshit like them and you won't have to carry around completely unnecessary accessories, you performative weirdo.
Anonymous No.24606717
It's ironic because I've found that dudes who dress like this and adopt these preselected interests usually have parents that are filthy rich
Anonymous No.24606756 >>24606771
>>24606707
Mentally feminized. If we ever met I'd probably be unbecome and rape you.
Anonymous No.24606771 >>24606928
>>24606756
Yes I agree, you want to buy unnecessary things, so you can have unnecessary accessories that draw attention in public. Total feminized attention whoring mindset that could be completely avoided by just using your phone to read free ebooks and avoid attention and you likely would nonconsensually jump on the first dick that tried to scold you for being a public nuisance.
Anonymous No.24606928
>>24606771
Wow, it seems you have some deep desire to go unnoticed in public. I simply read a book I buy at Goodwill and welcome any conversation that may arise with my fellow man... is that not a blessed part of life? I suspect but hope I am wrong that you have a perfidious demonae transexualae.
Anonymous No.24607650 >>24607669
Everyone’s judging everything and everyone all the time so what’s it matter? The scary big black you cross to the other side of the street to avoid at night, the “performative” reader, the guy blaring Nickelback and disturbed it doesn’t matter who or what you are or what you do it’s just part of it
Anonymous No.24607669
>>24607650
>The scary big black you cross to the other side of the street to avoid at night,
This is just going to piss him off and make him more likely to attack.
Anonymous No.24607713 >>24607734 >>24607825
>>24606572
I feel like the extent to which women seethe about whatever is vastly over-estimated by the internet amplifying the most inflammatory things. For one college class I was in we had group discussions of like 20 people, 80% of whom were women, talking about the assigned readings. One of the weeks was sufferings of young werther, and werther behaves a bit weird in that book, but out of all the women in the class only one said they didn't like it (citing to it feeling "incel-ish"), and most seemed to really enjoy it and relate to werther and his yearning.
I guess this is just a reminder that most shit on the internet is gay over-exaggerated bullshit engagement farms.
Anonymous No.24607734 >>24607825
>>24607713
Internet is almost entirely just vocal minority REEEEing
Anonymous No.24607825
>>24607713
>>24607734
True. I think it was twitter where it was found that 90% of the posts are written by like 10% of users. Probably the same is true on most social media sites to some extent. A terminally online minority inflicting their beliefs on the rest of us and making them seem much more prevalent than they are.
Anonymous No.24607841 >>24607848 >>24609466 >>24618999
>go to bookstore
>browse classic lit shelf
>tilt my head as i check the titles on the books backs
>feel 2 persons behind me
>i'm blocking their view
>don't give a fuck...they have to wait until i'm finished with this row
>"aaaahhh Dostoo-ievskyy" one of them says
>i turn around, see 2 literal broccoli heads either 16 or 17yo
>both of them look as if they dropped from a gumball machine
>he made it sound as if "ahh yeah man yeah...that guy fr fr on god ykwim bro ?
>i turn back again, pick 2 more "suggested" books from the shelf
>take a seat at the couch to read a little bit
>one book turns out to have a disgusting "Spiegel Bestseller" sticker on it
>confirmed bullshit book.jpg
>get up immediately to put it back...
>hand it out to the brocolis instead
>"yo you'd maybe interested in this..it's very interesting"
>YOO thank's man !
>go back to my seat, start reading random pages
Anonymous No.24607848 >>24607877
>>24607841
you should have directed their passion in a productive way, at least they want to care. more than most. or maybe not, i guess they could've wanted to flex that they knew one single author
Anonymous No.24607863
>>24606572
Because it brought up a taboo subject and young males and SA. As you know, only women can be the subject of SA.
Anonymous No.24607877 >>24607883
>>24607848
they could've picked the book instead of shouting it's name out loud
Anonymous No.24607883
>>24607877
i'm not defending them. they clearly could use some education
Anonymous No.24608133 >>24608139 >>24608554
What does "performative male" even mean
Anonymous No.24608139
>>24608133
ywnbam?
Anonymous No.24608392 >>24613482
It's even worse than you all realize. They don't even read the books they go out in public with, they just hold them under their arms or put them on the table near where they sit down. Zoomers are genuinely the most lobotomized hylic generation ever conceived.
Anonymous No.24608482
>>24604256
There's other people in the 40s too who are aware as well. Its not just under 30s
Anonymous No.24608486 >>24609441
>>24604363
>has earbuds
>doesn't listen to music
???
Anonymous No.24608487 >>24608519
>>24604256
Trust me when I say that we despise you shitskins more.
Anonymous No.24608491
>>24605197
I'm 43 I stopped caring about this once I turned 40. Now I just act like white trash. Fuck making people comfortable.
Anonymous No.24608519
>>24608487
He seems much more civilized than you. Kys, savage.
Anonymous No.24608544
>>24603932 (OP)
I ignore it, it's just the seething of midwits. They "know" that reading is Good but they don't like it and can't conceive that someone might so they conclude that it's merely performative, just virtue signaling.
People like >>24604615 are the performative ones, failed normalfags too pussified to just do what they want so they pretend to be normal and have a normal one to cope for their frailty.
Anonymous No.24608554 >>24608576
>>24608133
male art hoe, or rather, a male trying to fuck an art hoe, except this seems even fucking gayer because instead of pretending to like virginia woolf and fiona apple and having real opinions on the impressionists, it's a faggy dude copying braindead femoid consooomerism expensive matcha drinks and chinky trinkets and special edition vinyl of radio pop
Anonymous No.24608576
>>24608554
Expensive? I go to a trendy little coffee shop in an old railroad box car in a college town and a matcha there is like 3.50 tops. A gas station coffee is like 2.15 for a small at the cefco or qt for comparison
Anonymous No.24608595 >>24611107
>>24603932 (OP)
>ignore woman shit
Omg red flag! You don’t read women authors?
>read woman shit
Ugh! So performative! Gives me the ick!
Anonymous No.24608827 >>24609107
>>24603932 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with the functional objects depicted in the image, like wired earbuds or jeans or new balance shoes
Even nail polish has reasonable use cases that don't involve performativity or fashion
Anonymous No.24609061
>>24604621
these are the only cameras worth their salt anymore
other choice is just a smartphone camera
Anonymous No.24609107 >>24609201 >>24613023
>>24608827
>Even nail polish has reasonable use cases that don't involve performativity or fashion
Like what?
Anonymous No.24609201
>>24609107
nta but it makes a decent thread lock for non critical situations and it is thick enough to work on poorly fitting screws with a lot of slop in them which normal thread lock is not so good at. The thickness also makes it work good for painting over the head of the screw, which is good for situations where you don't want to make the screw too difficult to back out but would like a little reassurance against vibration or when you want to use a screw of a fairly soft metal and need something easier to break than proper thread lock.
Anonymous No.24609213
>>24603932 (OP)
>How are you all handling this strange new wave of judgment against public readers?
Ignore it and not let trends influence me
Anonymous No.24609441 >>24611231
>>24608486
I have them to listen to films and such on planes.
Anonymous No.24609464
>>24606415
There are a lot of people in this world who only exist to try and impress others.
Anonymous No.24609466
>>24607841
Great pic. Gonna save it if thats okay.
Anonymous No.24609596 >>24609605 >>24611070
What type of performance asshole am I for writing my novel at cafes with a stylus?
Anonymous No.24609601 >>24612955
>>24603932 (OP)
That's why I listen to audiobooks instead, I fit with the normies who think I'm listening to music.
Nope. I'm getting more intellectual by listening to profound philosophy while I'm on commute.
How do you beat that normie faggots.
Anonymous No.24609605 >>24609612
>>24609596
No peacock quill and vellum ? Shrimply not gonna make it
Anonymous No.24609612
>>24609605
No clay tablet with a reed stylus?
Anonymous No.24610962
>>24603956
I read in public cause I don't have internet on my phone.
You are grossly overestimating. Wtf is wrong with you?
Anonymous No.24611070
On an S9+ Samsung with the S Pen I meant.
Without paper.
>>24609596
Anonymous No.24611102
those are good wired earbuds anyone who uses bluetooth is a sheeple

also
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1nbzMcQN-eM
Anonymous No.24611107
>>24608595
>jokerpilled
Anonymous No.24611227
>>24605197
It's true I am autistic and I don't a shit about any of that crap. This rejection has actually made me quite likeable for some reason.
Anonymous No.24611231
>>24609441
Bizarre behavior
Anonymous No.24612955
>>24609601
give me some recs. I always hate the readers voice and get taken out
Anonymous No.24613009 >>24613376
>>24603932 (OP)
What’s wrong with CDs or Taryan Swift
Anonymous No.24613021
>>24606572
I walk around with studio headphones I hope I give women the ick not frying my brain with bluetooth shit
Anonymous No.24613023
>>24609107
Protecting encrypted electronic devices. especially those containing sensitive data, from physical tampering, a.k.a. the evil maid attack.
Anonymous No.24613026
>>24603932 (OP)
I read in public but I also pick my nose in public. Sometimes I scratch my balls and sniff my fingers in public. I've stopped drinking on public transport but only to get my cholesterol down.
Anonymous No.24613038 >>24613054
I read because it's edifying and I'm not a troglodyte. I drink matcha and participate in tea ceremonies because I'm a Japanophile. I use wired headphones because they're objetively superior from a technical point of view. I had no idea any of these things were considered unmasculine (they aren't, outside of America) but it's funny that the same women who deem all of these things as "performative" complain about "toxic masculinity" yet reinforce its stereotypes at every opportunity. Women really need to be banned from using the internet, and possibly enslaved just for good measure.
Anonymous No.24613054 >>24613060 >>24613077
>>24613038
Most of these types of memes come from and are about strange Australian rich kids. Glad you could seethe about us some thoughever.
Anonymous No.24613060 >>24613070
>>24613054
Didn't know australia had an erewhon
Anonymous No.24613070 >>24613084 >>24613110
>>24613060
Sorry, I must not be as knowledgeable about brands and corporations as you are.
Anonymous No.24613077 >>24613090
>>24613054
The books depicted are all by American writers who write primarily for an American public, and Trader Joe's is an American company with no locations outside the United States. It's an American meme, you're just trying to shift the blame for the brainrot you've unleashed upon the rest of the world.
Anonymous No.24613084 >>24613090
>>24613070
>heh, I actually have no idea what I'm talking about! gotcha!
I'd have expected this from any other board. Not /lit/, though.
Anonymous No.24613088
>>24603932 (OP)
I read on my phone so they can't tell I'm reading books.
Anonymous No.24613090 >>24613101
>>24613084
>I know more corporate brands!
>>24613077
>you've
Anonymous No.24613100 >>24613195
>>24605746
Reading books does make you (appear) smarter, even fiction. It makes you take hypothetical situations seriously without dismissing them. Stupid people dismiss everything that isn't concrete and don't improve their abstract thinking.
Anonymous No.24613101 >>24613105
>>24613090
>can't provide a refutation
>resorts to nonsense humor
It only gets worse.
Anonymous No.24613105
>>24613101
I'm sorry for degrading such a wonderful thread.
Anonymous No.24613110
>>24613070
it's on the drink anon. I was curious if that plague shop had spread. thanks for sperging out about it though
Anonymous No.24613195
>>24613100
>It makes you take hypothetical situations seriously without dismissing them.
You mean the ability to theorize and evaluate potential outcomes?
For me fiction provides patterns to compare events or ideas against. I noticed this most sharply when was reading Philip Dick's complete short fiction. In part because he influenced lots of other media, and this fact was even more helpful in establishing patterns and drawing connections.

But the cope I was talking about (and the car analogy) is a purely defensive act of offense. It's what niggers do to any black showing above average aptitude - he has to be kept down, at their most base level.
Since I'm not black, I had no such resistance growing up. And now adults can't keep me at their level, so their obvious choice is to degrade reading and remind me that I'm reaching way above the "allowed" level of intelligence (=their level). It's quite funny, and, seeing their distress, I sometimes regret mentioning reading, which is actually part of their goal.
Anonymous No.24613227
>>24603932 (OP)
>It's a hipster with a haircut instead of a moustache
Frankly I think we should be glad of that and the fact the typewriter swapped out for vinyl
Anonymous No.24613376 >>24613411
>>24613009
>CDs
Burning a cd rather than just sending a spotify playlist is super try hard and comes off as a pose
>Taylor swift
Cottage core TS are the albums that are ok for art hoes to like but if a guys likes them, specifically, you know it is doing so as a pick me move since not even poptimists are that much into them
Anonymous No.24613411 >>24613424
>>24613376
>it's okay for women but not for men
Anonymous No.24613424
>>24613411
Men and women are different. Women can't be gamers. Men can't be into folklore and evermore. If they say they do, they are lying for attention. Get over it
Anonymous No.24613469 >>24613477
>>24604307
What the fuck does that even mean? It's a CAMERA. It doesn't have a soul.
Anonymous No.24613477
>>24613469
Not until it will take yours it doesn't
Anonymous No.24613482
>>24608392
>Zoomers are genuinely the most lobotomized hylic generation ever conceived.
Well there's Gen A.
Anonymous No.24613538 >>24613654
>>24604621
People have hobbies, not everything is about making money, Granted, the Sony Alpha is a normalfag choice, but smartphones kinda suck if you give even a single fuck about photography as an art and don't just want to take bathroom selfies and travel pics in Barcelona.
Anonymous No.24613654 >>24617207 >>24617219
>>24604621
>>24613538
If it's your job why do you have a Sony, even if it is expensive?
That a pro consumer camera
If you're doing film photography as an art, the disposable camera could arguably be better because you're looking at a level of compensating skill, and if you wanted an slr, shitty old olympuses are the bare bones you need.
The niche in the hobby market Sony Alphas are filling is where throwing money at it gives you a sense of skill
Anonymous No.24613674
>>24603932 (OP)
i'm too disconnected from recent culture for any of this to matter to me
Anonymous No.24614003
>>24603932 (OP)
1/
Welcome to the future, where everything is fake, even if it isn't.
It probably started around the Freud-Barnays era, the leaps and bounds the social psychologists pushed their field by at the behest of paranoid cold-war governments and rising corporations. The world they built is what you see today: every sight, every smell, every sound designed for a pragmatic purpose. Designed to circumvent the human soul and grab each person by the base, animal instincts. A bunch of 18th century guys with funny hats, the guys from the oil paintings, predicated their worldview on the existence of rational people with rational minds, but it's the future, baby, all that's obsolete. Gone. We don't make ads with a Norman Rockwell drawing in one corner and a long-winded essay on why you should buy what's advertised anymore, we just condition you Pavlov-style with associations between pretty colors and social achievement, and the shit for sale.
And everyone knows it. Maybe it isn't a conscious thought in everyone's mind, but the hyperspeed-mach-ten-billion-hypercube human hacking that every corporation, government, political group, etc., and their AI-run botnets pull off at any given second has seeped into the very subconscious minds that the 20th century played like fiddles. So, with a need to be the one, special real person in the sea of fake, the culture shatters into factions, "subcultures", competing for who can be the "realest". Happened in the 60s and 70s, too. Back then all the hippie kids broke free from their square parents, and the powers that be promptly flipped shit until the social psychologists talked the c-suites off their ledges with an idea: Sell realness. Sell authenticity. Sell the revolution. And they did, eventually filling our oceans with broken-down polyester.
It's all about the lizard brain, man. We ain't about that goofy ahh "erm actually" reading shit, we ball, bro, fr. We talk like skateboarders in a 90s movie. We dress like goths and 80s post-rockers. Or we go gangster. It's all fake. of course. Like the advertisements bombarding us, we've become hyper-aware of the image we're releasing of ourselves. A phone could be recording you for TikTok at any moment, bo, you gotta be ready. Get that fake vocal fry going. Keep those eyelids slightly lowered. Remember, the more you can pretend like you don't care, the more your opinions matter. It's all optics, anyways, lizard brain shit. Everyone these days is keenly aware of the impact their image alone has on everything else, their validity, their perceived morality, so in a way we're all social psychologists now. Propagandists in wolf cuts and Vans shoes, post-meta-anti-hyper-post-ironic shirts, sunglasses, and shoes. Ready to let out a breathy little giggle and a side eye look whenever you disagree with us, as if to say to the camera, "Bro, is this guy serious?"
Anonymous No.24614035
>>24605470
How can you “chill” with people talking and cars and trains driving by
Anonymous No.24614045 >>24614101
>>24603932 (OP)
What is performative about Joan Didion?
Anonymous No.24614054 >>24614363 >>24614407
>>24603932 (OP)
2/
So, all those little cultural islands, churning through mountains of retro-inspired clothes, derivative music, and algorithm-friendly hairstyles worn by algorithm-friendly influencers, they're all performative. All pushing each other in the "scene" into more and more comical displays of "realness" while people buy and buy and buy until they're authentic enough to fit in.
But not yours.
No, somehow you, with your own style, totally original and definitely not pushed onto you by a series of factors too complicated for anything other than a computer to understand, you are the one real guy in a sea of fake.
That's incredible, I mean, what are the chances?
Yeah, okay, so the goth girls aren't goth. The pasty neck-chain broccoli hair frfr no cap bros aren't gangster. The English-peacoat-john-lennon-glasses-monotone-voiced-coffee-shop dark academia guys don't read. The pedo-stache-viper-shades-eclowns aren't funny. They're performative, because here in the future we're all performers. Being real makes you fake, and being fake makes you real. Now, you could spiral, like everyone else, into a high school girl's nightmare of "what personality should I wear today", mixed with enough layers of irony to make DFW die a second time, or you could stop seeing yourself through the eyes of an imagined audience. You'll still be accused, what else can the rest of us performers to than call everyone but us plasic, corpo-bootlicking posers, but you probably won't care at that point.
I mean, really don't care. Not the "no bro I like totally don't care haha, wacky goofy guy here, I, like, got to the gym too much to care. Totally. You care because you're a lover, I don't care, bro, I promise" lunch table crap kind of not caring, I mean, the actual, real, genuine kind of not caring. That kind of not caring is the 21st century equivalent of achieving nirvana.
Anonymous No.24614072
>>24603932 (OP)
3/3
Auto-spellcheck fucking sucks. Ignore the godawful grammar issues, please.
Anonymous No.24614101
>>24614045
reading books written by women is performative, but keep in mind that if you only read male authors you are a misogynist
Anonymous No.24614245
>>24603979
>>24604241
>it's another "heeb derails thread that has absolutely nothing to do with them" episode
Bonus marks for seamlessly transitioning from self-victimization about le antisemites to triumphalist chauvinism about israel's recent war with Iran, which demonstrated nothing other than the extraordinary cost and weakness of the iron dome
Anonymous No.24614274
How is The Catcher In The Rye performative? Aren't burgers forced to read that one on highschool?
Anonymous No.24614363
>>24614054
Fun read, good style, enjoyed reading that.
Anonymous No.24614407
>>24614054
I enjoyed your effortpost.
Anonymous No.24614700
>>24606452
Performative posting at its finest. You made up in your head what this random boomer was interested in, Sean Hannity, which just so happens to be justification to consider them unlikeable as you try to conflate in the reader's subconscious the person you want them to dislike (the boomer) with someone they already don't like (Hannity). You know for a fact that most people in the real world don't read in general, let alone read Faulkner, but you utilized the brutish, aggressive assumption of
>anyone who isn't illiterate and retarded
knowing about him in order to potentially attack anyone who disagrees with the notion that the average boomer doesn't know famous-but-not-too-famous authors.
But of course, it wouldn't be a song-and-dance 4chan performance without a mainstay of modern social media: pretending like you don't care.
You know that kayaking has nothing to do with your point. You know that running has nothing to do with your point. But you claiming to do these things, desparately advertising yourself be someone that has something better to do, you did that to try to convince the reader that you're not affected. You, the person that lets one random non-violent encounter affect their behavior long after the fact, want to trick people into thinking you're the kind of guy that's "chill".
AI could never recreate something quite as deceptive, disingenuous, or dishonest as the inside of your little mind, anon. If you truly didn't care about your traumatic boomer experience, you obviously wouldn't be posting about it here. You'd be too busy "kayaking".
Anonymous No.24614715
>>24604241
You know this only works to demoralize others if anyone other than your dysgenic little goblin race actually believes it, right? And not even you retards believe it. Your military is currently refusing to obey the civilian administration's orders to extend its Vietnam/Afghanistan again.
Anonymous No.24615134
>>24604615
hhahaha you're such an insecure little queer
Anonymous No.24615297
>>24603956
I mean I used to have a mullet. And I've been doing most of the thing that are now seen as performative. I feel like people are just calling out on the ones that are "posing" which is like what people used to do when skate or rap was "cooler". Skating is still pretty cool tho.
Anonymous No.24615325
>>24603932 (OP)
>even women have caught on to snoygoys
Real /p/haggots know that Canon is the up and coming pornographers brand of choice.
Anonymous No.24615977
>>24603975
7thpbp
Anonymous No.24617207
>>24613654
>The niche in the hobby market Sony Alphas are filling is where throwing money at it gives you a sense of skill
Yes, I agree with that, with the only caveat that disposables are just budget slop, in the same way the Sony Alpha is expensive slop.
Anonymous No.24617219
>>24613654
I know guys that use Sony Alphas to shoot weddings and events. He does it as a hobby too but at least he makes something back from it.
Anonymous No.24617229
>>24605489
For me it was the forbidden castle
Used to read it before bed when I'd stay at my nana's as a kid
Anonymous No.24618390
>>24606413
You deserved it for reading faulkner desu
Anonymous No.24618518
>>24603932 (OP)
I like Catcher in the Rye and New Balances. I have never seen a man with a Labubu. The worse offender in that image however is the lightning cable.
Anonymous No.24618671 >>24618999
>>24603932 (OP)
>How are you all handling this strange new wave of judgment against public readers?
"pay no attention to jewish myths"
titus 1:14
Anonymous No.24618999
>>24607841
>>24618671
Based department calling
Anonymous No.24619050
Why do some guys change their personality just to try and appeal to women.

Self-confidence is more attractive to women than desperately trying to impress them.
Anonymous No.24619202
>>24603932 (OP)
Okay first of all Trader Joes is awesome in terms of price and quality and second I inherited those shoes from my grandfather and I am so broke they are the nicest pair of dress shoes I own and third Catcher in the Rye isn't as bad as people say it is and fourth I'm not paying 10 cents for a plastic bag