>>536711554
Hey Faggots,
My name is Sonic, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are obese, balding, pornstached no-lifes who spend every second of their day locking up birds inside glorified retarded ass toys. You are everything bad in this world (my world). Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun to show off and criticize people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting out of the pit at Mystic Cave.
Don't be a loser. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm the fastest thing alive. I was leader of the Freedom Fighters, and gold medallist at the Winter Olympics. Can you even run 1 meter without needing a hovercraft or an entire mech to carry your dyel legs? I can also turn super saiyan, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots, go play follow-the-leader with Starline right now.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
