I'm not built for the modern world
I'm built for something far more primal

My hands were made to kill, to maim, to hurt
My body was made to withstand, to persevere, to stand the scorch of the sun and the piercings of blizzards
My feet were made to walk through the fields, jungles, to cross through rivers

I don't like it here, I don't want to sit on my ass all day doing 20-page reports and going to briefings and meetings
I was meant to do something *more*

Pretend a genie appears and strikes a deal with you, he will grant you genie powers with no restrictions or limits, basically making you into a small god. With those powers you will be able to do whatever you want short of rewriting the laws of physics, achieve immortality, cure cancer ect.

BUT in order to achieve those powers, you must first find an Asian gf and be in a happy, non-coerced relationship for 3 consecutive years.

How do you go about making it happen. until you get your powers, youre still aging, so time is ticking.

>do you speak Spanish?
>No
>I'm sorry we're not hiring at this time
>Repeat infinitely

>>712675894
>Titanite
You just made me remember how good I felt when I learned how to defeat the Titanite Demon for the first time. It's a joy I can still remember to this day. I think I was on my tenth or so death against one, then it just clicked. Oh, what a good day.