Thread 713609180

A gamer's worst nightmare

>>713609180 (OP)
job interviews suck ass that is true

>>713609180 (OP)
32. never worked and never will.

>>713609375
I hope your parents kick you out today

>>713609180 (OP)
I'm a 39 year old man and my mom says I need to get a job so I called her a bitch and threw my shoe at her

>>713609375
30 but I'm also striving to be an artist

>>713609375
Based
>>713609434
Seethe wagie

>>713609180 (OP)
God I miss being a NEET.

>>713609180 (OP)
I have already applied for a 1000+ jobs over a year and still don't have 1.

Gamer's nightmare my ass.

>>713609180 (OP)
Where I'm at they online hire women to entry level positions, it's ogre

>>713609375
36 here
>>713609434
Lived alone 18 years, seethe

>>713609180 (OP)
>tfw have a 160k a year WFH job at a company located in a high cost of living area while living in a low COL state
Why didn't you you retards learn to code like you were told? You spend all fucking day on a computer but can't take the time to learn how it works?

>>713610028
>Lived alone 18 years
>says, PROUDLY
fucking kek

You can game in your spare time, and be employed too
Just go claim welfare
And go back to college and get a job after

>>713610640
Only Americans get paid that much for punching in code, Europe has no real tech sector

I'm "working" right now, in other words, I'm doing exactly the same as you, except I'm getting paid.

>>713610640
>learn java or become god in C++
there is nothing else here, I tried both and burned out

I work in a gas station.

>>713610718
It's the good life anon! Get to wake up when I want, eat what I want, do what I want 24/7. If I wanted to work I'd go work anon, would you work if you didn't have to? Most likely not, most people wouldn't anyway.

>>713610640
It's a bubble like everything else. The IT boom is also why software quality has gone downhill and why the internet is mostly bots now.

>>713610869
Were you trying to learn them in university instead of at your own pace?

>>713609375
>>713610028
How do you faggots survive

>>713610979
what if you wanted to form a family?
or travel?
or buy something nice?

>>713611004
Just learn the serious stuff that can be used in things like manufacturing.

>>713610640
I'm a retard who fell for the scientific research meme. If I could do it all again, I'd do CS and then some finance or business bullshit double major.

>>713609375
MY FUARKING HERO

>>713611172
If.

>>713610028
>Lived alone 18 years, seethe
I respect you, but with no employment.. how?

Autistic people shouldn't have to work

>>713609375
of course you won't you childless faggot

>>713611172
I'm a schizoid. I'm saving up to live in a trailer and once that's done I'll be set for life.

I want to be a NEET but not just any NEET. A rich NEET.

currently 400k and rising. my path to live off the stock market is just 1 million away

>>713610640
The tech sector in my place already dried up and the current regime is clueless about IT unless you're an influencer.
At least my freelance work still pays the bill, not so much my mom's medication tho

>>713611318
>childless
kek. how is that an insult?

>>713611248
I see. Pretty sad life but you do you. Not like you can do much about it at this point.

>>713611430
>Pretty sad life
Billions before, billions after.

>>713611168
They get on government programs by being prescribed by a doctor as some form of mentally ill then they get to live off of your tax dollars at around 4-5k a month and free healthcare for the rest of their life.

>>713609180 (OP)
I have more fun working than playing videogames

>>713611462
Whatever helps you to sleep my friend.

>>713611317
If my autistic cousin can get a decent job as an accountant, so can you

>look up NEET
>National Eligibility cum Entrance Test
>India
l0l

>>713611541
Your cousin doesn't sound autistic at all

>>713611529
You realize you're right here next to me, yes?

>>713609180 (OP)
I have a job nigga. And not some bum ass mcdonalds or warehouse guy bullshit. I’m a fireman. Essentially jobmaxxed for 4chan criteria.
I constantly forget I associate myself with mainly neets and losers on this website.

>>713609180 (OP)
What the fuck is this? An american meme?
Do people have to fill a form to apply for a job in america?

>>713609180 (OP)
I got my current comfy corporate office job through nepotism it's based

>>713611623
Trust me, he is. He's also currently spending his money on commissions for his OC wisely, or so I heard

>>713611653
What backwater are you from, of course you need an application

>>713611653
How do you apply for a job in your third world country?

>>713612048
Online application.

>>713612048
Send a CV

>>713611689
>mfw after falling for bootstraps meme I discover that any non-Mcjob is received by nepotism in my area

>no experience
What do

>>713611172
I'd get a job, or find a girl who is NEETing also, which is unlikely out of JP I suppose, the ones over here are probably too fat. And what's considered "nice"? I have enough money to buy a new computer with a 5090 right now if I wanted to. I save some money each month. Even working people are struggling nowadays though, most people don't have enough money saved for a $500 emergency, I think people are just really bad with money and buy unnecessary things.
>>713611283
UBI basically, it's not that much money but it's enough that I can save some of it. If I only paid rent + bills and food I'd have like $300 left over a month maybe? I live in a pretty expensive apartment because it's a nice quality of life boost I think, I ain't gonna move back to a commieblock ever. I have cheap hobbies so this works out for me.

>>713612259
ez, get experience
also, lie

>>713612048
Sending a CV is how it's done, I'd prefer that giant application honestly.

>>713612259
Work at the bottom of the barrel until you get experience.
Or know somebody.
Or lie.

>>713612259
Lie

>>713612292
>UBI basically
You're making shit up

how do I get a job bros. I'm so worthless bros.

>>713609375
I worked for 2 weeks. Worst experience of my life and had to fight 3 months to get any unemployment benefits after it.

t: 38

>>713612292
>UBI basically
How'd you qualify? And I'm assuming you live in Norway or some other hyper socialist EU country? Must be nice. Wish I had your life.

>>713609180 (OP)
>send hundreds of applications last month
>no response at all
I'll continue to drain government gibs

>>713612719
go to walmart dot com and fill out an application for opd/personal shopper.
they will literally hire anyone that can walk.

>>713612259
just lie, even if you fuck up they can't prove it's because you actually don't have experience you might just be a dimwit.

>hand out 100 resumes
>no replies
>all the businesses are staffed by pajeets
>"Why doesn't anyone want to work?"
the sooner you fix this the sooner you stop feeding me with your tax dollars

>>713612815
lmao I'd love to read those applications, or you just not show up when someone offers you an interview?

>>713612731
>I worked for 2 weeks. Worst experience of my life
jesus christ why are gamers such pussies

fuckin sucks that i choose usps as a career choice

>>713612815
>>713612874
Meanwhile companies find me on linkedin and constantly ask me to go work for them

>>713612874
>all the businesses are staffed by pajeets
This is a genuine problem most people don't understand the magnitude of.

>>713612259
>>713612719
You lie.

Something that autists really need to understand that the whole resume and interview part is 90% bullshitting. This is difficult to grasp when you're mentally predisposed to honesty and following the rules, but it's the reality. You lie about your experience using bullshit terminologies to describe basic as fuck jobs. Ever cleaned a toilet? You're not a cleaner, you're a sanitation specialist. You lie about your education. You lie about your references. Why? Because I can guarantee you the person you're talking to doesn't want to be there as much as you, and has zero incentive to check anything. You either turn out to be a decent employee, or you're shit and they fire you prior to the 3 month probation ending.

>>713612919
t.HR roastie who's posting ghost jobs so she appears busy

>>713612919
what part of
>no response
didn't get machine translated

>>713612986
Most anons have no chance in porn. Yes, even the worst kinds.

>>713609375
I'm close enough to normal that I can, have, and currently do work but my ideal is never needing to again in my life (I'd definitely get bored at times but it's better than having to be a wagie until I die). Consider me jealous, and hopefully the seethers have just as much envy, but unfortunately I know all too many people think we should still be stuck in "slave to survive" times.

>>713613039
Appearing busy is like 95% of all office jobs

>>713613017
This is the key. For most entry positions they're just making sure you are willing to play the game.

>>713612815
Is that what you tell your mom so she will stop nagging?

>>713609375
extremely based

fuck goyslaves

>>713611390
>parents forced me to get a wagie job because stock trading isn't real employment
>Just my Nintendo stocks already made more money this year than I will from work

>>713612986
linkedin is a cesspool of fake jobs and indians with unwarranted self importance, not to mention data harvesting

online applications should be outlawed

>>713613101
People worked before jews existed

>>713612624
Why would I? How else do you think I've done literally nothing for half of my life.
>>713612764
>How'd you qualify?
By existing and not having a job, yes this means it is literally impossible to be homeless unless you choose to live on the streets. You probably have a "better" life than me though so don't be jealous of mine anon. I'm only happy because gaming is my main hobby and this lifestyle facilitates it pretty well.
There's downsides to being a NEET too, like appreciating your free time less (obviously), and if you don't take care of yourself by working out and going outdoors then you'll be very unhealthy. Having a job gets you out and about a bit which is nice

>>713613072
it's actually 100% of all jobs (unless self employed), trying not to get fired while doing as little work as possible.

>>713613126
Works perfectly well for me. Didn't have to send a CV in years

How does somebody who's not a failed male (loser with autism and no skills) become a NEET. Genuinely asking.

I'm not scared of job applications. I sent them every day and nobody calls me back. Sounds like they're the ones scared of hiring me

>>713613230
Debilitating accident.
Man up, pussy.

>>713613091
how is
>I have no life and can fully commit myself to this company without distractions like kids and friends, also I'll work whatever hours you want
not playing the game

>>713613185
You're making shit up gacha tranny. Kill yourself I hope your parents destroy your computer today

>>713612919
every time I apply somewhere it says there's at least 100 other people applying
so far I've got only 2 notifications that company even bothered to open my application

>>713613270
THIS

>>713613162
prove it

>>713613287
Depends on the job, desu.
People won't hire you if you don't act like a human being. You have to rein it in. Pick some random days and say you aren't available on them.

>>713613287
Because you sound like an inept loser with no ambitions who's coasting through life. It might be honest, it might be the truth, but it's not what the game is demanding out of you. If we're gonna throw vidya terminologies out, the boss is throwing undodgeable attacks that need to be parried and you keep trying to jump over them over and over.

>>713611317
They shouldn't have to live

>"i send 999 gorillion forms but they don't hire me, how can this le be??"
Just admit your applications are shit

>do you speak Spanish?
>No
>I'm sorry we're not hiring at this time
>Repeat infinitely

>>713609254
Charming the HR roastie is the easy part. Getting past the key word scanners and surviving the flood of AI generated jeet CVs is the impossible challenge

>>713613384
>100 other people
Lucky
I'm applying to legal positions after graduating law school and it's 500-1000

>>713613420
This

I work nights. Boss asked me if I could ever cover days, bullshitted and said I'm my mother's carer due to her declining health and that's specifically why I need a night position. Not a lick of it was true, but now I don't work days.

>>713609180 (OP)
It's all fake jobs, fake job applications, fake job interviews, fake corporate profits, fake economy. Fuck the greedy 1%. Let it burn.

I make 6 figures and have a girlfriend and sometimes I wish I was just living the NEET life. I'm so tired all the time.

>>713610640
all entry/mid level tech jobs will be outsourced to india or replaced by AI within 5-10 years

>>713611467
Wtf thats how much im making working

Why would I want to support a system that hates me and makes everything around me hellish?

>in college
>teachers speak gibberish
>one friend doesnt even have a job after college
>learn more from the internet
>want to quit college because of the useless time wasted that i could learn from free from the internet

I'm in CS. Should I do it, yay or nay? And there's not alot of networking here, every student here is just someone who never worked.

>>713609180 (OP)
More like 4chan mod nigger's worst nightmare doing actual work

>>713613505
You can be fluent in spanish within 6 months. Are ameritards this lazy and retarded?

>>713611467
Fine by me. I'd rather my money go to helping people instead of bombing children.