What’s the deal with 4chan guitar schizos?
You ask a simple question“Which pickup should I use?”
and suddenly you’re reading a twelve-paragraph manifesto about coil-splitting, tonewoods, and how the Strat neck is secretly a conspiracy.
They’ve got charts, graphs, and diagrams
it’s like talking to a guy who’s been trapped in a Marshall amp for 20 years.
Every post ends with, “Only true players get it!”
I didn’t even know I was a fake guitarist!
And somehow, it always comes back to their homemade fuzz pedal.

What’s the deal with people who hang guitars on the wall?
Is it an instrument… or art now?
It’s like hanging a blender in the living room and going, “Yeah, I make smoothies sometimes.”