You know, an issue I have with Susan apart from what anons said, is that I can't take her seriously anymore.
She starts as this deadpan sarcastic ice queen with a tragic backstory, she is "cool". Then skip time to present day and I have to face that her biggest fantasy is probably to masturbate under the bed where her friends are having sex while she watches.
It makes her pretty patethic.
Does Dan actually make her a lesbian later on? If that's the case every single girl that was called a dyke in the comic will turn out to actually be one.