Well howdy there fellers! It's me, your old pal Butters! Oh boy, oh boy! It's that time! I've missed you fellers an awful lot. These hiatuses in between episodes are driving me crazy! It's like I get to see you fellers one week, and then we're forced apart for two, sometimes three weeks! By the end of it, I feel like a homesick puppy dog who just found the doggy door, but 30 minutes later, I'm kicked out of the house again!
Well, let's enjoy it while we can. The brand new South Park starts at 10pm EST, on Comedy Central, so don't miss it, fellers!

>Twisted Christian - Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

Well howdy there fellers! It's me, your old pal Butters! Summer's almost over, fellers! I hope you fellers had fun going camping, playing at the beach, or even walking your little old puppy dog! Because well, I sure didn't, fellers.
Not to be a debbie downer, but I'm still feeling the sting from the pwnage I received on Clyde's podcast, fellers. Ah well, what's that saying about the sticks, and the rubber and glue and all that? Anyway, there's a new South Park tonight at 10pm EST, on Comedy Central! I'm sure that'll cheer me up, huh fellers? Yipee!

>Sickofancy - Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.

Well howdy there fellers! It's me, your old pal Butters! Wow, it's been a while, huh fellers? It's been so long since the last season! I've never been away from you fellers for that long, it's like I was grounded for two years! W-well actually, I was grounded from the internet for two years. But at least I know I can always watch my favorite TV show, South Park! That'll never get cancelled, huh fellers? It's always right here on Comedy Central, airing at 10pm EST! Yipee!

>Sermon on the 'Mount - When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.