Well howdy there fellers! It's me, your old pal Butters! Summer's almost over, fellers! I hope you fellers had fun going camping, playing at the beach, or even walking your little old puppy dog! Because well, I sure didn't, fellers.
Not to be a debbie downer, but I'm still feeling the sting from the pwnage I received on Clyde's podcast, fellers. Ah well, what's that saying about the sticks, and the rubber and glue and all that? Anyway, there's a new South Park tonight at 10pm EST, on Comedy Central! I'm sure that'll cheer me up, huh fellers? Yipee!

>Sickofancy - Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.

Well howdy there fellers! It's me, your old pal Butters! Wow, it's been a while, huh fellers? It's been so long since the last season! I've never been away from you fellers for that long, it's like I was grounded for two years! W-well actually, I was grounded from the internet for two years. But at least I know I can always watch my favorite TV show, South Park! That'll never get cancelled, huh fellers? It's always right here on Comedy Central, airing at 10pm EST! Yipee!

>Sermon on the 'Mount - When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.