If I don't kiss my wife... WHO WILL?!

>>281283909
>Jealous mindbroken seethe
Just the usual Gokufaggot behavior.

>>280883556
He promised to kiss Chichi.

B-BEJITA SAMA MY WIFE'S LIPS ARE CRACKED AND BLEEDING

I MUST ENSURE THESE THREADS REVOLVE AROUND MY SHITTY HUMOR I MUST NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN OR MAKE JOKES

ベジータ様！！！！おむつが爆発しました！！！チチとの訓練をやめて今すぐ替えてください！！！！！

I, Gokek-san, JOBBER from planet Earth, humbly kneel to:

CHADjita-dono, the PRINCE of ALL Saiyans to whom I have a 0-3 losing streak. Yet refuses to kiss my wife.

Frieza-sama, the galactic emperor who I could NOT defeat on Namek and humiliated my entire race.

Piccolo-sama, who fucks my wife every weekend and is kind enough to let me watch.

Beerus-sama, who defeated me on Earth and I was never able to surpass.

Tien Shin Han-sama, who DOMINATED me and ultimately defeated me in the 22nd World Tournament's finals.

Krillin-sama, to whom I begged to not kill Bejita-sama after he humiliated us, so he could kiss my wife in the future.

Yamcha-sama, who fucked my wife before I even got a chance with her.

King Bejita-sama, for his CHAD genes are far superior to the ones I received from my father.

Future Trunks-sama, son of CHADjita-sama and the man who ultimately killed Frieza and saved my friends and family.

Gohan-sama, who fucked my wife while I was dead and gave me the precious gift that is my(his) son, Goten.

Cell-sama, to whom I surrendered after he beat me in front of my friends, son and national television.

Pilaf-sama, who wished for me to become a kid again and forced me to go on a quest across the universe with my wife's bf's daughter, Pan