>>282011783
>pirates try to kill you
>defend yourself
>hailed as a hero
Meanwhile…
>marines try to bomb your homeland
>defend yourself people
>“WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE, FIFTY BILLION BERRIES”
Pirates are still more moral than the Marines.

Every lobster fetching bastard in this threads deserves nothing but humiliation and abuse.

WHERE ARE THE SPOILERS REEEEE

Lobsterbluds are a laughing stock.

I don’t care. Go fetch my lobster, bitch.