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>parents take me out for my birthday
>beautiful day, we eat good in some weird ass restaurant
>they record me blowing out the cake candles
>dont think too much of it, too busy stuffing my face with chocolate
>one week later
>they send me the video
>i look like literally the most hideous mutant creature i have ever seen in my entire life
i was born gay, ugly and stupid
holy FUCK
