>>513029725

Oh wow, where do I even start? Honestly, I’m not surprised at all that your post did so well. I mean, with my legendary upvoting skills, it’s basically like I’m the chosen one with the One Ring of Reddit karma.

Seriously, your post is like the Rick and Morty episode where they discover the infinite upvote dimensions. I’m basically your Rick, and let’s just say, I’ve got the portal gun to the top of Reddit.

And let’s be real, your post got the approval of the Avengers’ Endgame squad. I’m talking Iron Man-level validation here, folks. My upvote is like Thor’s hammer—only worthy posts get to wield it.

If this were a video game, my upvote would be like unlocking the ultimate cheat code for infinite karma and a rainbow-colored loot drop. You’re now the final boss with an epic high score, and I’m just the player who made it happen.

So keep being your awesome self, and remember, I’m always here to sprinkle some cosmic upvote magic on your next post. Stay epic!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!