>>513876644
>jab comix
Fuck my gooner life

You know it's fucking gay but I have to say it. This shit is ultimately going to work because they're marketing it towards rich yuppie milque toast people now. My family is like this, I took one of my cousins there once and she had never heard of it. It's one of those drive by places to those types because nothing in particular about the logo or name was indicative of a restaurant, it was one of those places you would have had to have grown up with or be taken by a relative to know what it was. It doesn't have the big name like "Denny's" or "IHOP" on it but I thought that was a good thing because it's better than those crummy places especially because of the store they have.
To put it into perspective of why I believe this, Nintendo's boomer non gamer advertising worked on a sheltered family of two girls who never owned a console or played a video game in their life. So I have no doubt the non breakfast loving quirky chungus wife/man child husband will love this shit. Also because they serve alcohol now they'll make their money back no matter what, it's a big profit in restaurants.

>>513513365
With no taxes like bro we wouldn't have to worry about the government clamping down on us. Why has no one thought of this before?
>Norway has a $2 trillion soverign wealth fund already,
Wow. What is Norways tax rate, might I ask? It must be super duper low right? Like the lowest in the world if the math adds up right?

>>513261106
I have to stay positive. This bloody bastard better be going to superjail.

>>718212483
They just give their children Ipads now. It's okay they have them parental controlled to youtube kids where all the elsagate videos are.

Look how correct>>717728549 is, look how much fun they're having. So much fun they can't even keep it in their weekly "how do we revive starfox" threads.