Now that the honeymoon has worn off, it's actually pretty mediocre...

Nah. Best game of 2025

I'm liking it. Don't think I'll be replaying it a gorillion times like tropical freeze though

>>717686406 (OP)
Nope, still fucking great.
Still better than Odyssey.

Nah. I'm still working towards 100% and it's still fun.

Seethe some more about it, er!c, it won't un-rape you :)

>>717686406 (OP)
Now that the dust has settled, it's actually a giant pile of donkey shit

I haven't played it but it's great
I haven't played it but it sucks
I haven't played it, and I have no strong opinions on it

there, we can end the thread now

>>717686406 (OP)
Reminder DSP absolutely eviscerated this dogshit game

>OOOOH, TRANSNANA

>super mario odyssey but you can punch
Yep, it's shit

>>717686406 (OP)
it's a phenomenal game, as evidenced by the fact it makes jeets like you develop anal fissures

>>717686770
Defense Support Program?

Honestly I would rather have had just another Donkey Kong Returns sequel

its not donkey kong

>race layer
what the FUCK were they thinking?

>>717686927
I love that you can blatantly cheat in both races.

>>717686901
This

I still think it was a great game. Not an all-timer, not one that will go down on anyone's "best game ever" lists, but a damn fine, fun game you can easily play for a while.

>>717686406 (OP)
game was made for faggots

>>717686901
After seeing what Nintendo did with Mario Wonder, I'd wouldn't want them anywhere near the Country series. Leave that to retro

>>717687337
>Leave that to retro
Retro sucks with DK too.

>>717686770
>Game so braindead easy even DSP didn't have no problems with it
I get his frustration, all these new Nintendo games are destroying his brand

>>717686406 (OP)
It could have used more challenges that take advantage of quick swapping not sure how but limiting chimping out makes the game more enjoyable. So far the best 3d platformer Nintendos made in a very very long time, but it is held back by modern design choices

>>717687459
Tropical freeze is better than any Nintendo EAD 2D platformer made since the GameCube Era

>>717687681
Im talking DKC wise. It sucks as a DKC game.

>>717686406 (OP)
My biggest problem is that the levels all blend together. Almost none of the areas feel distinct.

>>717687767
It's not as good, but there hasn't been anyond that's able to reach that level of quality

>>717687973
Are you joking?

>>717688115
he's right. it's just one big generic slop of different colors.

>>717688414
I don't know how you could come to that conclusion. Unless you didn't play the game, which is likely.

>>717688545
I have the fucking game next to me.

>>717686406 (OP)
my dick is mediocre after seeing pauline

>>717688606
So elaborate. How are the Canyon, Forest, and Frost layers samey in any way?

It's just too easy. Between this, Wonder, and Echoes of Wisdom, Nintendo's latest games are making New Super Mario Bros. look like fucking Contra.

>>717688772
I did a no Banana run and the only part that was somewhat tough with only 3 hearts was K. Rool. Still love the game overall. Would love a hard mode update, but they tend to only do that with the more "hardcore" franchises like Metroid and Zelda.

>>717688764
>brown color
>green color
>blue-pink gay color

Same slop.

>>717688875
Okay, so you can't elaborate. You didn't play the game.

>>717686406 (OP)
That's every fucking Ninntendo game these days
>Nintendo releases a somewhat ok somewhat meh videogame
>The hack journos/retard tendies will pretend it's the greatest game ever
>After the dust settles it's revealed that it's merely ok but kinda bland and it gets quickly forgotten especially when the next Nintenndo game comes out
We won't hear from this game until the next award ceremony and after that we won't hear from it ever again

>>717686406 (OP)
I think it's damn good. But there were aspects of it that made me realize it wasn't quite "hitting" through the roof. It's little things, like how static the game feels at times.
There are parts between gameplay and cutscene that kinda gives me that "MMO" feeling, where they didn't put in any attention to detail, and DK is just in his idle pose while the screen fades to black.

There are segments with bosses and cutscenes back to back that are absolutely phenomenal, but there are also parts of the game where it really loses its momentum, but it mostly happens in the 45-70% way through the main story.

Overall I find the game to be more iconic than Odyssey in the end, simply because it's a new formula, and brand new style of gameplay but it's still basically an action/platformer. Odyssey's biggest con is that it's just Mario 64/Sunshine in a new plot and world, and there are 10x the amount of "stars" to collect.

DK feels like it takes that but the mixes it with experimentative ideas, and it makes it stand out more. The worst part is that it sometimes has, like I said, that "client" feeling and you can tell so much of that came from being made by Splatoon developers who are used to making session-based game design.

>>717688970
I think what Nintendo does is just frontload everything within the period of time journos are going to play. If you played ToTK and stop after the first dungeon (the wind temple, which it tries very hard to steer you to do first), you'll probably have a pretty fantastic impression of it, and be totally underwhelmed and fatigued if you play it to completion.

>>717688970
This isn't true at all. Its only true to you because you are mind poisoned by /v/iggers. Its like a virus. You are infected. You will be head shot.

>>717686927
I was disappointed that it was so underbaked. There should have been multiple, progressively more difficult tracks. Maybe with other Kongs to race against, like Funky and Candy. How is that whole layer just one race and that's it?

>>717689126
>totally underwhelmed and fatigued if you play it to completion
Why do you people hate video games? Is it age? Are you 35? I don't get it.

>>717689215
No we just have standards.

woke as fuck

oh we're already at the seething stage of the game's cycle I see, this confirms it's great and the best nintendo game since botw

we'll probably see this exact same thread and variations of it for the next few years

>>717689215
They'll switch to Metroid once it has a release date.

>>717689267
How come Ocarina of Time still is considered great without anyone having to convince people and yet there's always a botw trying to pretend the game was worth the attention it got? Not even tears stood the test of time when people saw it was just a 15 minute fame game.

>>717689262
>No we just have standards.
Okay, so tell me what games you consider good, so I have a better idea of your tastes before I completely dismiss them

>>717689267
How do you say botw anyways? I've always said it like "Bah-too"

>>717689445
kek

>>717689215
>Wow there's so much to do
>Wait... I've played through this exact sky island before
>Oh... another Rauru's blessing
>Gee I completed the depths and there was only one questline and some recycled amiibo armor down there
The magic kind of just falls apart when you realize how artificial everything feels

>>717689267
No because DK fans don't expect games in the first place and this won't mean Mario is skipping this generation, so no one really has any reason to hate it for existing.

>/v/ hates on popular, well received game
Wow
How original

>>717689529
It cried

>>717689457
It's not something I would say. In conversation I would either say the whole title or call it "Wild"

>>717689457
boh-twa

>>717689579
>tendies eat up whatever Nintendo shits out
Wow
How original

>>717689457
I always read as bot-wa and then I imagine a bald african carrying a pot on their head

>>717689661
>thiw would imply its a badly crafted, rushed game
>Which it isnt

Wow using hyperboles...
How original AGAIN

>>717689579
>A popular game cannot be bad
>Unless it's from Activision, Sony, Blizzard, EA, Bungie, Xbox, Naughty Dog, Rockstar, etc.
>then the normalfag masses CAN in fact be wrong about it

>>717689579
Nsoys are just having a melty as they have only recently learned that Playstation is going third party.

>>717689738
That's exactly what it implies

>>717689541
>No because DK fans don't expect games in the first place
they absolutely do now

this also makes me think this thread is the usual pajeets and sonysisters bleeding from the ass because the actual autistic dkfans who've been waiting for a new game for years love bananza

>Eh, This [New Nintendo game] is alright but I don't really think it's the greatest game ever made
>WHY DOES /V/ KEEP HATING ON NINTENDO!!!
Every time

where are the actual criticisms about the game tho

you know specific things that'd show you actually played it instead of vague horseshit you came up with after watching 5 minutes of footage on jewtube

>>717689943
you're not saying that though, you're saying it's outright bad because you're seething, impudent snoys.

>>717689126
That's a solid strategy, most journalists will only dump 30 hours into a game max before they review it. Most do even less than that, that's how you have games like Tales of Arise review well despite it completely going to shit in the second half.

You could make a game where the final act is something like Springtime for Hitler and journalists would still give it a 10/10 because they'd never see it.

>>717690019

>>717690019
my criticism I believe in

>>717687337
>After seeing what Nintendo did with Mario Wonder
make a good game?

>>717686406 (OP)
It's GOTY

>>717690037
>He now has to mention his actual favorite company
Every time

>>717690213
Not even close, Tardtendo shill

>>717690138
>>717690208
didn't play the game award, thanks for the confirmation sisters!!

>>717690350
if thats your reaction to anyone that brings anything up, I think Im perfectly fine.

Does DK really say ohhhhhh wokenana in the game?

>>717689126
that's a fascinating opinion and it wouldn't be gorilla nigger brain drivel if bananza wasn't much better midgame and at the end than at the beginning, you get points for trying at least

I love watching /v/ always, constantly, without fail, spam thousands of threads that are the exact same posts, words, and shrieking fury every single time Nintendo releases any game. If this game was a Sony or Microsoft game the board wouldn't give a shit about it or praise it as The Nintendo Killer. All of the conspiracy theories are also very entertaining to read.

>>717690208
>Old Kong is too manly, this is toxic masculinity.
>Let's make him more zesty and faggy.
Nintendo really ruins his design with DKB.

>>717690417
that's my reaction to an asshurt jeet who's obviously never played the game, dear sir!

>>717690454
What he said is correct, though. The same thing was actually done in the arcade days and even early console days. Make the first part of the game good. Then it didn't matter about the rest of it.

>>717690417
Sorry, child, when I see "forced soul" I immediately know what I'm talking to and that nothing interesting will come of it.

>>717690019
The first two thirds of the game are way too easy.
Like bosses you can just walk up to and slap the shit out of them without any tactic.

>>717690534
God he's such a fucking faggot. You can tell he was made as a teddy bear for girls

>>717690348
You are a snoygger retard or worse a pcvck who doesnt play vidya.

>>717690534
What a fucking faggot

>>717690348
Wonder mogs DKCR and TF

>>717690534
i think they just wanna make him more appealing to kids because of the donkey kong section of the theme park.

>>717690631
Even the post game is way too fucking easy

>>717686406 (OP)
If it werent for E33, this would be us 4channers' most hated game of 2025.

>>717690440
This is a ooohhh wokenana game lolzerz

>>717690521
>I love watching /v/ always, constantly, without fail, spam thousands of threads that are the exact same posts, words, and shrieking fury every single time
It's literally just bots and tw*tter niggers reposting the same threads to screencap and post for likes and comments.

>>717690631
being easy isn't a flaw, are you going to kvetch about le sense of accomplishment next lmao

>>717686406 (OP)
Is this the Snoy seethe thread?

>>717690208
>>717690534
>>717690639
Speaking of conspiracy theories, I adore this one, gamers screeching that the cartoon monkey they have poured their souls, masculinity, and manliness into for all of their lives "has been emasculated" because he can smile and acting like they're personally being attacked and murdered and their testosterone being drained from their bodies makes me belly laugh. It also shows how inorganic this nonstop manufactured outrage is.

>>717690760
>If it werent for E33, this would be us 4channers' most hated game of 2025.
This.

>>717686406 (OP)
I liked it quite a bit. I bothered to 100 percent bananza which I cant say about Odyssey.

Like clockwork

>>717690709
>i think they just wanna make him more appealing to kids
More like to girls. Boys dont want this shit. They like cool shit like Batman.

>>717690761
The number of them beggars belief.

>>717690867
>all that retarded strawman

tl;dr

>>717690019
My main criticisms as someone who 100%d the game and did a second playthrough without picking up a single banana
>level music could be better overall with only a few standouts getting stuck in my head
>game is slightly too easy, but it is made for kids to be able to complete it, so it doesn't matter much
>can't buy multiple bananas at once from the gem shop
>elephant bananza trivializes things and is too OP
>race layer was disappointing and should have had more to it
>a few more classic DK references would have been nice
>most of the alternate ties were ugly in my opinion and I kept the golden tie on for the majority of the game
Its a phenomenal game. It might be my personal GotY

>>717690867
>"I'm totally laughing" as tears streak down their face and their hands shaking as they type

>>717690760
Indeed, us 4channers are a hivemind. We are Legion for we are many. All thoughts as one, all minds as one.

Why is she so cute?

>>717691012
Now these are actual criticisms, and I agree with them.

>>717690985
>>717691030
I'm not the one acting like liberals and kikes and nips and all the other enemies of my kind are waging a war to destroy me because a fictional ape has cheeks.

>>717690761
>>717690521
Or, maybe, we 4channers, as the community with some of the highest standards in the gaming universe, need not for such mediocrous trough like DK: B. If you wish to inquire why, we have a whole thread right here for your perusal.

#MicDrop

>>717691105
she's not cute. she's annoying and makes me wish it was Diddy, but I also want DK's look reverted. Everything about this game is shit.

>>717691154
Us 4channers. He's talking about us, everyone. All of us, together. Us 4channers.

>>717690828
I liked the elder challenges and the grumpy kong stuff

>>717690019
Agreed with the other anon on bosses too easy. I just finished the tempest layer, and if it keeps picking up, I think it will be in a good spot. The challenge of the game is really just fighting your own greed, but the elephant bananza breaks the rules. I can just suck up the land to get some maps, and in the process I get shit tons of lives, gold, etc. so now challenges feel meaningless with all the powerups, and I can greedily explore without worrying about dying at all basically.

>>717691174
Nah, she cute.

>>717691012
>I kept the golden tie on for the majority of the game
I think everyone I personally know including myself who has played the game stuck with the golden tie as soon as they got it lol.
I wish the upgrades for the pants also applied to the solid color ones

>>717689126
Donkey Kong is backloaded as shit tho. If you don’t get to at least sub layer 900 I don’t understand how someone could actually love the game.

>shrieking shart-blasting bitchbabies keep crying that DK is now "woke" and "emasculated" and "tranny"
>said monkey is built like a brick shithouse, can punch apart the planet and dig faster than a bullet, and beat the absolute shit out of everything from massive living statues to other angry monkeys to a god-being crocodile
>meanwhile all the bitchbabies do is sit in their chairs pounding on their keyboards and pretending to be upset for attention and upvotes
Bananza DK is far more masculine and manly than any of you infants and you should stop projecting onto him.

>>717691375
I used the Soggy Tie once I got it although it felt almost too overpowered at times.

>>717691429

>>717690867
it's clearly some discord tranny shitposting tactic, I can see them in their atrocious diaperfag den boucing off ideas for their next epic vee nintendo thread
>yaaaassss sis the tendies will be soooo mad we should totally go for that!!! ooooh transnana XDDD

>>717686406 (OP)
Of course it's mid. Nintendo games are basically like indie games but with slightly bigger budgets and way more money to blow on marketing. They do everything as cheaply as possible so that they can maximize profits.

That's not to say going too far in the opposite direction is okay either-- Ubisoft dumped half a billion dollars into Ass Creed Purple Drank Ninja and it's dogshit. I think there's a place for AAA but it has to be right in the sensible middle, not glorified 3D indie titles and not wannabe movies with always online pay to win garbage mechanics like a phone game.

>>717691012
see this guy has played the game, weird how that works uh

>>717691429
>Has his tongue out whenever he sees a phallic like object
>This is totally masculine, guys
LOL

>>717691524
For people who claim to hate certain things, you worship them and love constantly talking about them.

>>717691524
Why are all the Bananza detractors obsessed with cuckholdry?

>>717691402
nah it starts getting really good at the second bananza transformation layer whichever one you pick, that's like 3 hours in at most

>>717691524

>>717691684
He likes food, yes. You'd be beating up children in frothing rage no matter what he did it with.

>>717691616
Illustrate us on what that "sensible middle" looks like, 'caco

>>717686406 (OP)
It's no masterpiece...

>>717691012
>>race layer was disappointing and should have had more to it
I was actually grateful for this. I'm terrible at racing games and I would have had a very bad time if I got filtered by that layer. I'm glad it was one and done.

>>717686406 (OP)
nah. game was fun. goty material? far from it but its good to have a nintendo game thats just focused on gameplay and just having fun.

>>717691782
he likes more than just food. It makes it seem like he's ready to take it up the ass.

>>717691742
It is a difference in phrasing I guess.
I already really liked the game at like beginning because of how good the movement was but the level design really shines in the later half with only the racing layer really falling short

>>717686406 (OP)
It's excellent actually. I keep thinking about it even though I already 100% completed almost 2 weeks ago. I think I'm gonna do a no banana run soon

>>717691852
Sex with Candy Kong

>>717692045
Every boy liked what they saw.

>need 125 bananas to get the bonus bananza powers

>>717691852
Of course it does to people who see bananas and worship cocks and want to see cartoon monkeys being fucked up the ass.

>>717691726
it's called projection

>>717691726
why are you obsessed with being offended unless it's true

>>717691797
>>717691797
Doom 2016, Helldivers 2, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, and the Resident Evil 2 and 4 remakes are a couple examples. It's highly subjective though and that's just my opinion. I listed the aforementioned games because the budgets on them were not so astronomically high that they'd bankrupt a studio if they sold less than 10 million copies, they were not trying to be the next Call of Duty or GTA, and they were not desperately chasing after a hot new trend. The big takeaway is that publishers need to stop copying the homework of whatever game is currently making the most money and then dumping everything they have into trying to claw away a little piece of that mountain, because it never works. We've been watching this viscous cycle ever since the 7th generation when everyone was trying to make a COD killer and we saw studio after studio go bankrupt.

>>717691949
I’m trying to play Saga 2 since I want some buffer before my no Banana run but man all I want to do is go back

>>717688764
Not him, I did play it.
For me, every layer has a certain gimmick but it doesnt feel like they expanded on those gimmicks a whole lot.
Like in the forest level, the whole gimmick is that plant seed thing, but did it really do a lot with it?

Also my gripe with the game is that you(at least me) end up using sonar almost constantly so the smart hints in the level feel like a wasted effort.
>well then dont use sonar
Sounds like a good idea, but some banana's are legit in the middle of no where, where you'd never find them without sonar. Also because of this I sometimes flat out missed the challenge around the banana and found it missing the entire challenge before it.

Its a fun game, but not a game I could play in longer sessions then 2 hours before getting a bit bored. I still have to finish the game.

I do enjoy it a lot and I respect the effort that went into the systems in play, but to me its in no way a perfect game or that fucking amazing.

>>717691012
This is pretty on point but I would like to just add that I wish DK had some more customization options it didn’t hit til I got to the feast layer and I saw Pauline with the letterman jacket and I thought “fuck I wish DK had that”

>>717693065
>For me, every layer has a certain gimmick
most layers don't only have one "gimmick" (that doesn't mean anything btw, it's called gameplay mechanics), the forest layer has poison, brambles, rubber, the ostrich's updrafts, the tempest has these platforms weighed down by chunks of terrain, tornadoes with items in them, lava rain, ziplines and lightning strikes, the radiance has the whole light and dark/solid and soft mechanic that is constantly built up etc

>>717693065
I disagree with bananas being in the middle of nowhere. When I was doing my clean up I used Elephant to farm maps and then I noticed after I found them that every banana I missed had a clear path to it that I missed, fucked up wall, random trail that goes into a wall, a crystal orb, or actually fucking arrows on the ground I somehow missed. I can’t recall a single banana that was just in the middle of nowhere.

>>717692438
True how?

>>717686406 (OP)
>it's actually pretty mediocre
Nintendo in a nutshell ever since they went "gotta 3D!"

>>717693385
Everything is a gimmick, especially if I hate it and it upsets me.

>>717693558
Truth, Nintendo died and began its war against true gamers back in 1997.

>>717693558
This take just outed you as being 40+

>>717693624
Missed, not even sure how that was relevant in the first place.

>>717693413
yeah the signposting in this game is actually kind of insane

which is why all these posts about
>there's no level design!!!
immediately reveals someone as a faggot who never touched the game

>>717693858
Open world is not level design.

>>717694051
It isn't open world, retard

>>717693772
>old man lacks self awareness
classic

>>717694051
>t. faggot who never touched the game

>>717694150
nta but yes it is. even with the "level select" the levels all is open worldish.

>>717694273
You don't understand what that term means

>>717694150
>>717694258
>>717694416
>sprawling areas where you can do whatever you want whenever you want with barely anything around to interact with
Yep, open world.

>>717694051
It's not open world it's just designed like one because of the destructible terrain and movement abilities trivializing the already easy platforming.

>>717694504
>you can do whatever you want whenever you want with barely anything around to interact with
this neither describes bananza nor open world

why are you brown?

>>717686406 (OP)
Call me a schizo, but I have a hunch OP never liked this game.

>>717695085
You're a schizo. People download and reuse images on an image board

>>717695085
fucking hell it's the same ugly jew who kvetched about totk endlessly lmao

I don't think it's mediocre but it's definitely not the GOTYAY some people seem to think it is. It's nowhere near odyssey's level. I'd put it around kirby and the forgotten land, a fun collectathon I probably won't think too much about after finishing.

>>717695551
>probably won't think too much about after finishing
>he doesn't know

>>717686770
>>717687497
kek what? Elaborate.
Did somebody already made a TIHYDP video? Is it worth watching?

>>717686406 (OP)
Not at all. Still one of the best 3D platformers ever made.

>>717686560
Not all games need to be replayable. I intend to come back to this in a few years and my kid is old enough to play it.

just put him out of his misery

>>717695650
>Probably drop it after a few hours
>He doesn't know it takes only 16 hours to get good.

>>717695551
>It's nowhere near odyssey's level.
it's much better, there's no argument in favor of odyssey here it does everything better

>>717687973
Ah yes, the discotech layer feels exactly like the jungle one, which is identical to the fastfood/carnival one.

I hate how lazy bait has gotten.

>>717690534
Time will tell if Nintendo made the right call but DK had to change. People who are big into Nintendo know how important he is but as far as games and actual presense go Kong hasn't been relevant in ages. Of course you can simply blame the lack of games but just look at Tropical Freeze for example - Most agree that the game is excellent - but it also has absolutely no personality whatsoever, People might agree that its great but no one remembers it - it's honestly kinda impressive how one can make a game that is generally so liked but at the same time also extremely unremarkable. Which kinda goes for DK in general since the Country series ended. DK64 is only remembered as a collect-a-thon nightmare and after that we got a whole lot of mediocre until Returns and TF hit.

If you want the Kong to shine you have to change him. Just more of the same would never work.

>>717690867
>t.

>>717696038
>People might agree that its great but no one remembers it - it's honestly kinda impressive how one can make a game that is generally so liked but at the same time also extremely unremarkable.
What's it like in your delusional little world? Is the sky orange? Do fish walk on land? Do you have an IQ above a single digit?

>>717690534
if you think Nintendo Japan thought for one second about toxic masculinity when making me funny monkey faces you have mental illness

>>717696339
Sorry, but that's how it is. Make people name the biggest and best platformers of the last 10-20 years and it's unlikely someone will bring it up. And in the rare occasion it does get mentioned people go "Oh yeah - that one was fun" - before putting their thoughts to other games which might technically be worse but stood out a bit more.
Ask anyone what the name of the bad guy in Freeze is and you can bet most so called DK fans have forgotten.

>>717696370
it's shitposting

there's a handful of faggots on this board who can't let a well received nintendo game exist without absolutely shitting all over the discussion about it here, happend with zelda, now happening with bananza and it'll happen with metroid prime next

>>717696598
>well received nintendo game
DK is a mediocre title that nintendo fans only eat up cause they need something to justify being tricked into buying the Switch 2.

>>717690534
I don't like it off the principle that it feels kind of pointless and arbitrary to strip the character of his non-mario feel but the design itself is okay I guess. I really just dislike the concept of taking that western look away from him to make him feel more "Nintendo" again. But it is at least more of a composite DK I guess. I always felt that Nintendo never really felt Rare DK was "Theirs" in a way or that DK was their lost son who had drifted away to a western studio's mythos. They wanted to take him back in I guess.

Trvke

>>717696586
Literally nothing in this post is true. You have to try pretty hard to be so stupid. Well, most people would have to, anyway. The game is regularly cited as one of the best 2D platformers of all time on any given list.

>>717696694
What makes it mediocre, since you've played it.

>>717696586
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamingsuggestions/s/FWWBqbdzFG
I guess that's egg on your face. I googled "best 2d platformer of all time". The AI shit had TF in the top 6, this was the first result that mentioned "in the past few years".

>>717696914
Which is the reason why it sold half of what Returns sold right?
Sorry to break your illusion but "What if we do DK again but with snow" wasn't the smartest choice as far as marketing goes. Game might be great but god they couldn't have made it sound more boring even if they tried.

>>717686406 (OP)
NO NO NO NO NO
IT
IS
PERFECT
A LITERAL 10/10 PERFECT GAME OF THE YEAR
YOU ARE JUST A SEETHING SNOY
YOU LOST AND GOT RAPED ERIC

>>717697236
Lmao, this shitposting retard hasn't even seen fucking trailers for the game! Haven't played it? Your dumb ass hasn't even SEEN the game.

>>717697236
>sales = quality
It sold over 6 million copies. So, it sold more than DKC2, guess that game is forgotten bland shit as well.

I get the impression that Nintendo is deliberately limiting its games for some reason.
They make a game with extremely solid foundations, but then they "sabotage" that same game, as if they don't want its full potential to be developed or something.
It's bizarre.
I don't know if this is the case with DK Bananza because I'm still on Switch 1, with no intention of upgrading anytime soon, but it's what I've noticed with Nintendo products.

>>717695792
Nah not yet. Its just DSP being DSP. Dude called the game baby mode easy yet is getting filtered by puzzles a toddler could solve. Claimed every boss was easy, but the moment he got halve way through the game at the rematch with Peek-a-Brusier, he literally had to ask chat for help because he didn't know what to do and kept using the Elephant banaza, the Banaza he called the worst by the way. Key word during boss fight; "I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!" "WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO!?"

>>717697814
6 million during the SNES days was fucking massive. The market used to be way smaller. 6 million sales in 1995 would be like 25 million sales today if you scale it up with how much gaming has grown if not more

I'm at the ice layer, surely i'm close to the end.

>>717689215
Its actually the bitter 35 yo's that are loving this game.
Seriously, i haven't hear Jeff Gerstman be so exited about a game in over a decade.

>>717689579
*They hate a game they cant afford or pirate

>>717698016
it's just called being lazy. Nintendo doesnt have to make good games when people will buy their games and say they are good no matter how bad they are. They sold literal cardboard to their fans.

>>717698053
Except DKC2 didn't make it to 6 mil. Ans it sold barely half of what DKC sold. Guess DKC2 is generic shit nobody remembers and DKC is the ONLY good DK game. Clearly it was the most unique and memorable l, with everything elae being forgettable trash. You didn't reply to >>717697218, by the way. Where are your examples of lists without TF from the modern era? Here's a few more:
https://www.ign.com/playlist/argonmaster/lists/best-2d-platformers
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/s/A2QjR6MNh0
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/189706-nintendo-switch/80033588?page=2

Weird how all these different lists and sites keep bringing up TF so often, but NOT the original DKC, which sold more.

>>717698019
>"I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!" "WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO!?"
Carve that on his fucking tombstone.

>>717698016
its the same with pauline. she sings to break stuff open...no further development beyond that. Why is she even in the game?

>>717698496
it really feels like a modern culmination of the collectathons that defined the early 3D era

basically what yooka laylee was supposed to be for all the old spergs

It was okay. Same problem as Odyssey where eventually there was just no joy in finding a banana/moon anymore because there's so fucking many. It was liking finding a new banana coin, whatever. By the 3rd layer of Tempest I stopped trying to 100% every layer.

I like DK's redesign.

>>717698797
Did you only watch the first half hour of the game or something?

>>717698697
>Except DKC2 didn't make it to 6 mil
Literally did though. The numbers are public.
DKC1 sold over 12 million
DKC2 sold 6 million
DKC3 sold 4 million

And i didn't reply because you are posting reddit garbage. We don't talk with Reddit aliens here.

>>717698939
Oh yeah, also the game gives you Ostrich way too fucking early and it just breaks everything. Ostrich shouldve been like NG+ or somethiing.

>>717698939

There might be a lot of Bananas but the way Bananza handles it is still miles better than the collect-o garbage N64 DK did.
Now that i think about it - the way Bananza transformations work is defninitely their attempt to "fix" the way N64 handled multiple playable characters.

>>717686901
>Donkey Kong Returns sequel
Iam sick of the returns spinoff, Give me fucking Donkey Kong Country 4. Enough with the fucking games only taking place on DK Island.

>>717698970
>The numbers are public.
>DKC1 sold over 12 million
>DKC2 sold 6 million
>DKC3 sold 4 million
>adding in the GBC and GBA versions
Lmao, you gave up so easily.

>>717698797
That's why I don't understand the banjo kazooie comparisons. Both Banjo and kazooie have way more utility and mechanics. Bananza is so "one note" just smash and smash as DK and pauline is a complete afterthought.

>>717698970
>we don't reply when proven factually wrong
Go back, tourist.

>>717699195
See, this is the shit. What the fuck is this retard talking about? This nigger hasn't even seen a clip of the fucking game if he thinks that everything is solved by punching dirt.

>>717699145
Okay so now i can say that Freeze is an omega giga flop by only counting the Wii U version cause thats the only one that matters

>>717698952
Oh right she's also a glorified devil trigger

>>717699195
If you actually analyze their moves, Kazooie actually does all the work in BK.

>>717699372
Well then, DKC as a whole is entirely irrelevant, since it can't beat even NSMB2's sales at 13.4 million, and that's the worst and most hated 2d Mario game. OOPS.

Anyway, respond to >>717698697 and >>717697218. Countless lists with TF. What's going on? YOU PROMISED ME NOBODY REMEMBERED IT.

>>717699474
And provides situational awareness. And it the second main character of the story. And is the co-op character.

>>717698496
I just like throwing age out because a lot of people in my demographic (old zoomers/ young millenials) are overly insecure about aging

>gangplank galleon starts playing
>syncs with krool waking up
>FILTHY MONKEYS

Yep, kino.

Why do snoys treat this shitty company like gospel all of sudden?

>>717699195
Banjo has:
>the shittiest attack in the game that is never used past the tutorial for it
>the worst jump in the game that isn't used once you get talon trot
>the slower swim option that isn't needed or wanted at all
>slow, shit walk replaced by talon trot
Kazooie does LITERALLY everything.

>>717686406 (OP)
Better than DK64. But I think so much voxel terrain destruction goes against what makes a good platformer. Beat Odyssey before the NA release, still pushing through this one.

>>717699960
Latest attempt to attack Nintendo as Sony goes third-party/multiplat.

>>717699960
Rarefags have always been snoys. They unironically blame Nintendo for Rare going to shit and being bought out.

>>717686406 (OP)
It’s no masterpiece…

>>717699960
>made like two good Banjo games
>made whatever the fuck Conker was
>the mess that is DK64
Rare peaked during their 2D era and after that nothing really came close. It only got worse over time. Definitely one of the most overrated developers of all time.
>if only MS didn't buy them - They would have produced so much gold with Nintendo
Yeah, gold like Nuts & Bolts lmao

>Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
>Boy: No
>Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
>Boy: No
>Girl: Do u even like me?
>Boy: No
>Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
>Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
>Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
>Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
>Boy: I dont like u...I love u
>Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
>Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
>Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other threads... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

>>717700294
Fuck you kid!

>>717698019
>the moment he got halve way through the game at the rematch with Peek-a-Brusier,
>he literally had to ask chat for help because he didn't know what to do and kept using the Elephant banaza,
>the Banaza he called the worst by the way.
Please scatter nintendo of america to the winds.

does it matter how i spend my skill points?

>>717699735
nta but she was put there to appeal to girls.

>>717686406 (OP)
It's unironically a White/East Asian man's game, just like most other recent Nintendo releases. 90% of the fun comes from innovating and getting creative with your solutions. See these for a few examples.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e5EK3g8MQas
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vjYrEphj2v4
I'm sorry you can't enjoy it OP, but don't worry. Western studios are pumping sludge for lesser beings all the time.

>>717691174
sonic autist-tier

>>717690208
Kong on the right went to jail.

Just 100% it. How the hell is there not a way to mass purchase Bananas with the Coins.

It feel less polished than Mario Odyssey since the level design can mostly be countered by smashing stuff. But it's still a great game

>>717690534
>>Let's make him more zesty and faggy.
>Is literally breaking through solid mountains with his bare fist and body, while ripping earth with his bare hands

>>717686406 (OP)
You must be new here. That's absolutely not how the Nintendo Bonus works.

>>717690208
>cherrypicking
>>717690138
>had to engage in platforming to get to that location
Yeah, didn't play the game, indeed.

>>717690534
>Oh no my masculinity icon of a literal fucking ape (???) in a childrens game is now goofy
>who will I admire and look up to as a paragon of men's ideals now?

>>717696370
You'd be wrong. They are reluctant to even let 3rd parties do anything anymore. They themselves might not subscribe to the cult but they are being subject to it, albeit late.

>>717696370
Nintendo has an ESG department.

>>717700646
>waste two hours building a tower
ok lol

>Why is Nintendo so out of touch?

>>717701027
>Is literally breaking through solid cheeks with his bare fist and body, while ripping ass with his bare hands
zest and fagged

>>717701528
An "Eat Shit, Gayboy" department? Pretty based, ngl.

>>717691012
>>717693123
>>717691618
>>717691375
>>717691148
Cute sametrannying 'ric but see
>>717686680

>>717690019
Too easy
Very little good memorable music
Level design is meh most of the time even when you "follow" the "correct" path.

HOOH HAH HAH HOOH HAH HOOH

all these builder guys are taking my gold.. :( I just wanna max my comfy level

>>717702137
Comfy is more important than gold, even in real life.

>>717699645
Jesus, you fucking killed him.

>>717686406 (OP)
GOTY. Only snoys like E33

>>717686406 (OP)
It's alright, but I didnt really have genuine fun with it until last 2 areas of the game. Even the Kirby game I unironically had a more enjoyable experience.

>>717691012
I thought the level music was overall good, but as you say there's not much that actually sticks. The forest or feast layer music were the only ones for me.
And holy hell, when Gang-plank Galleon played, I had never wanted customizeable god damn volume sliders more in a game. It was criminal to not have that in BotW/TotK, and even worse here. I have no idea why Sakurai is like the only guy at nintendo who puts volume sliders in his games.

>>717686406 (OP)
Has the Switch 2 been hacked yet?
Any Pauline nude mods yet?

>>717702692
100% agree with you. Kirby was the most fun I've had on a Switch game in a while.
The combat felt more fun. The characters are cuter.
It felt more rewarding to save the Waddle Dees than it does to collect bananas.

GOTY without a doubt

it's Odyssey but with DK and even better. it's so good it's unreal

>>717700591
Keep punch power scaled to whatever terrain strength you're on and you'll probably be fine.

They know he has 'tude.

So uh, what happened to the Banandium Root after DK clocked K. Rool into the exosphere? New Donk City goes back to normal and all, and DK dives way back to the Planet Core, but did the Root to back to the Heart of Gold? It just sorta disappeared, which isn't good cause it's the keystone of the entire Underground World lifestyle as the source of Banandium Gems that power the layers.

>>717703073
Yeah collecting bananas just feels like a job, like "oh im in this area? guess ill start destroying shit to find bananas before talking to anyone" which sounds fun in concept but in reality it's just boring. The Kirby game had upgrading your copy abilities felt natural within the gameplay's flow.

>>717686478
No, that would be Pirate Yakuza.
It hasn't been the best year for games.

That boomer Miyamoto is still seething over Rare, so he purposefully made the game and DK design as shit as humanly possible.

snoysissies, im afraid its another masterpiece...

>>717703330
Kirby had destructible environments for ages but the way you interacted with the environments is vastly more interesting. None of the kirby games are particularly hard either but the fact that you can be blocked from certain things without the right ability you need to find within the worlds makes the forms feel much more impactful.

>>717699936
It was unreal how fucking pissed off he was. I was so impressed by how they managed to capture everything that's great about K. Rool as a villain. Like how insanely durable he is in a fight, and he just keeps getting back up for another round.

>>717703847
>Kirby had destructible environments for ages but the way you interacted with the environments is vastly more interesting.
Yeah certain areas being destroyed to unlock secret areas are definitely more satisfying.
>None of the kirby games are particularly hard either but the fact that you can be blocked from certain things without the right ability you need to find within the worlds makes the forms feel much more impactful.
That's what I liked about that, it was more about the replayability than the difficulty. Even in some Kirby games like pic related, it you can get a fun little challenge if you plan to 100% it.

>>717703427
TRVTH NVKE

>>717686478
It's dumbed down babyshit. It's not even a real game. Carried only by waifufags who bought it for the barefoot loli.

>>717686478
Considering every game from the past decade has been a steaming pile of fucking shit, this means little.

>>717690138
Wtf is with the gay tongue

>>717703312
It's back in the core, you can go back there and make a wish to rebattle K.Rool.

>>717706174
Isn't he more expressive now?! That's why NIntendo changed him after all. Now he'll appeal to everyone!

>>717703312
this nigga just stopped at the credits and didnt play the postgame lmao

>>717686720
how am I supposed to play it when there is no working emulation?

Why is it that every Nintendo release there is always a smear campaign that follows it months after it's release that always fails.

>>717707276
get a job

>>717707363
snoys be mentally ill

>>717707363
>smear campaign

Maybe the game just sucks, anon. You know Nintendo games can suck sometimes right?

The game seems really fucking boring so far. Granted I only beat the first boss but this is it? Tendies hyped up this?

>>717707363
The long-term effects of Tortanic on some people's psyches have been truly disastrous.

>>717707594
it's backloaded

>>717707787
>backloaded

Holy shit, the new cope just dropped

>>717690208
>Forced soul
Snoy term formed out of jealousy because of how souless their characters are.

>>717696982
>he never responded
El oh el

>>717707594
>Granted I only beat the first boss
You've never played the game

>>717686672
It makes sense to be better than suppar mehrio odussy because it came out afterwards

>>717707787
What’s that even mean?

>>717707968
Cope and then kill yourself you insufferable cultist.

>>717706174
>WELL YABBA DABBA DO

>>717708038
the best parts of the game are near the end

>>717708038
>immediately lashes out
struck a nerve?

Errrriiiiicccccccc

>>717708137
How long into the game? Since when do platformers become good at the end like a rpg.

>>717708212
I hate you cultists and think you should legit die.

People are just determined to hate anything new and different. There are so many truly bad games that deserve to be ridiculed. The only problems I have with Bananza are the difficulty and the low-ish resolution. You really have to try to get a game over.

>>717686406 (OP)
it's nuNintendoslop, of course it is

>>717699747
everyone is, was and will be insecure about aging
no matter how edgy you think you are, death comes for us all, sooner or later the existential dread creeps in

>>717708354
What cult are we talking about? The cult of "pretending to play games I don't like"?

>>717708852
If when I get home I prove to you that I played the game, do you promise to kill yourself?

>>717703427
Based. E33 is obviously the actual goty but Pirate Yakuza mogs the everloving fuck out of DK Fagnanza

DK has never caused this much seethe before. He's finally made it to the big leagues of modern gaming.

>>717709163
It's the opposite. It's DK pretending its the big leagues.

>>717709195
point proven lmao

>>717708706
>completely misses the point
Go off sis, make sure to post your norwood score too

>>717708942
No, but I will respect your opinion even if I think you are wrong and fat

elephant breaks the fucking game

>>717709397
That’s a shame, I maintain the belief that you tendie cultists should be rounded up and killed.

>>717710519
Why am I a cultist? Because I think your misinformed opinion is wrong?
>barely plays the game
>this is all the game is?!?
>*scrambles to post on /v/*
pathetic

>>717710851
>barely plays a game
>it fucking sucks so far
>one guy goes ‘no you don’t understand, the platformer gets good 40 hours in’
>tendie rushes to defend his friends at Nintendo who can do no wrong and thus anyone shitting on the game must have never played it

>>717710972
The game is good from the beginning, but I wouldn't expect someone that still buys pokemon games to have good taste.

>>717711027
nta but watching you defenders go down the list of excuses is rather sad

>>717711197
He went from knowing for a fact that I didn’t have the game to coping in a span of a few posts. I literally cannot tell you how often this same song and dance plays out. I ask each tendie if he’ll kill himself once he gets proven wrong. Don’t think I’ve managed to get one to do it so far :/

>>717710851
>no, no, you see, this Bethesda game gets good after 100 hours
doubt.jpg

>>717709163
THEY MADE MONKEY WOKE

>>717711378
nice samefag

>>717711197
what list?

>>717686406 (OP)
of course it is
you really think this trash will be looked upon as fondly as the original three dkc games as time goes on? no way lol

>>717711902
You wouldn't know

>>717711769
It’s a good thing we’re all anonymous and I can’t prove you’re the same tendie I shat on or holy shit that would be embarrassing. Like a glutton for punishment type thing.

>>717711997
sure thing

>>717712037
>TENDIE TENDIE TENDIE TENDIE
How am I tendie? I'm not the one that bought modern day pokemon.

>>717712140
>you don’t have the game
>gets proven wrong
>nice samefag
>gets proven wrong
Jesus take your L and leave the topic or at least pretend to be someone else at this point.
Anyway have a good night tendie, I won’t be responding in this topic again.
Cant wait to tell you to kill yourself in a future topic when I shit on your friends at Nintendo and you claim I don’t have a switch 2.

>>717686406 (OP)
Why is it that I feel this game looks too ridiculous, even though I play Splatoon every week?

>>717712559
You're a fucking retard. I told you that even if you proved you had the game I wasn't going to agree with you. You type like a prepubescent. You can't even form a sentence without inserting some insult, so I hope for your sake that you are young.

>>717712623
>>717712559
>>717712037
>>717711902
>>717686406 (OP)

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717712882
delusional
>captcha TNDKG

>>717712991

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717686478
first best

>>717691726
Hi, DarksydePhil here *snorts*

>>717691012
>level music could be better overall with only a few standouts getting stuck in my head
I liked a lot of the music but yeah there were no stand out music except for OOOOOH ZEBRA ZEEEBRA ZEEEEEEEEEEEEBRA
>game is slightly too easy, but it is made for kids to be able to complete it, so it doesn't matter much
expected
>can't buy multiple bananas at once from the gem shop
agree it was annoying
>elephant bananza trivializes things and is too OP
yes but it made grinding for 100% waaaaaaaaaay better
>race layer was disappointing and should have had more to it
agree
>a few more classic DK references would have been nice
agree
>most of the alternate ties were ugly in my opinion and I kept the golden tie on for the majority of the game
They should have had more DK ties in different colors like in smash bros

t. also 100% the game

>>717714851

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717686406 (OP)
I think it's fantastic.

>>717714945
whatever you say false flagger

What the fuck is his problem?

>>717691012
>>>can't buy multiple bananas at once from the gem shop
why the fuck would you do this

>>717714851
>yes but it made grinding for 100% waaaaaaaaaay better
true, but I think they could have limited its power early on

>>717715439
its only way to get to 1000 bananas and get all the ultimate bananza powers

>>717715192
He needs hugs.

>>717686406 (OP)
I think perception has only gotten better with time, as more people actually finish the game and experience the last third of the game. It's heavily backloaded

This game is unbelievably woke

>>717715169
>>717715697

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717715697
this anon is unbelievably broke

The shiny fur is the best fur. Especially the shiny magenta fur.

This game was just another pile of shit on nutendos grave

>>717715963
I forgot to add that the shiny silver option looks really neat in the disco room when the different colored lights start flashing.

>>717715480
Aside from areas where I was forced to use it I avoided using it until after I beat the main story

>>717703427
what does he do with the Haruka doll?

>>717703427

>>717715963
My favorite is the trans colored one <3

>>717714851
>ZEBRA ZEEEBRA ZEEEEEEEEEEEEBRA
For me it's Snake Bananza
>race layer was disappointing and should have had more to it
That one was really weird. One race and done. What?
also it was disappointing that Cranky just has the same rant over and over, and it's not even something fun like "I didn't NEED to destroy the platforms in my day, we respected them"

>>717693858
>how dare you have an opinion that differs from mine in any way

>>717715963
I was big on the gold one with gold tie and gold pants

Its a gay game

>>717715996
>>717716334
>>717716356
>>717716434

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717691174
I would prefer Diddy too but we all know he can't sing for shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oerzDhVYWI

>>717693123
The customization being lame as fuck is my biggest annoyance by far, Pauline at least gets a few actual costumes, DK exclusively gets tacky recolors and one (1) hat. We really can't even have fur that stays a proper shade of brown when charged?

>>717702793
Sakurai feels like the only Nintendo bigshot who actually plays games outside of the Nintendo bubble.

>>717716498
for me its:
https://youtu.be/Gf7mxbkiVIQ

>>717686406 (OP)
not sure about objectivity
but i certainly don't wanna play it right now

>>717699138
They're not spin-offs, they're a continuation of the series, just not numbered, most Mario platformers are not numbered. Tropical Freeze had a different island for each world, only the last world was a frozen DK Island.

>>717716627
>>717716661

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717686478
not saying much

>>717691174
but i'm not sexually attracted to diddy

>>717716729
Imagine being mindbroken by one schizo

>>717716484
I didnt lose your gay gaming war. Its just a gay game on a gay console.

>>717716748
>>717716851
>>717716947

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717716986
whatever you say AC fag

>>717686406 (OP)
I'm playing through it and I'm having fun

>>717714851
>Hot Topic DK and Pauline
kek

>>717717198
Though I still hate his new design. I'll never not hate it. The rare design is peak. Donkey Kong Jungle Beat was probably the best game in my opinion. Still having fun though

Thoughts on the pants look?

>>717717278
Sex.

>>717715963
for me it's green fur and purple britches
I wish there was a dark or shiny green but it is what it is

>>717716851
>schizo ruins thread in his delusional war against another schizo who ruins threads
just another day on /v/

>>717716498
DK's singing voice was so out of place in that show. Everything other voice sounded like a typical kid's cartoon, but once the music starts DK sounds like he needs a record deal.

>>717717278
I really like the animation where Pauline ruffles DK's hair and he grabs it to straighten out the curl he apparently just likes to have.

>>717717110
>>717717330
>>717717330

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>the gameplay people rave about is literal dressup

I knew this game was for fags

>>717717278
It's grown on me and it looks good with certain combinations but overall I think I still prefer without. I understand wanting to break the design up a bit but DK's body is already built in a way that he's readable when he needs to be and a chaotic ball of violence the rest of the time so I don't think it's really needed.

>>717717536
>>I knew this game was for fags
well youre the expert

>>717717536

You lost and got raped ;; Eric

>>717717536
who the fuck is raving about the outfits? If you read the thread that's one of the things we all agree is a weak point

Why were the Kremlings golden skellies?

>>717717278
DK doesn't need pants

>>717716276
>Void Kong spent hours upon hours putting up posters of K. Rool's fat gut all over the underground
what an absolute humiliation

>>717718232
How did he know what it looked like?

we really do need one of pic related but for bananza at the rate we're going

>>717718526
Funny enough, OOTsnoys seethe at both of them.

>>717717901
Who the fuck is that

>>717689392
Because OoT doesn't need people to defend it. The game speaks for itself.

>>717716339
snake bananza was not bad

>>717705685
Says a lot that babyshit is better than your favorite game.

>>717699960
I have an idea. Lets make a stupid baby easy game where you have an annoying as shit sidekick and then shoehorn in the old boss at the last minute of the game. Sounds fantastic doesn't it?

>>717717254
That's my smash bros. DK color and I liked the hoodie on Pauline

ITT: Snoy seethe at GOTD

>>717695254
Yeah. No.

>>717695254
It's the same filename too tard.

I really do wonder where all these Sony fans are. Oh those exist? Is that why PS5 is going third party, why they aren't making another console? You'd be more accurate to say "snoy" to a fucking mirror at this point. You're kingshit now, tendie. You did so well, it was such a hard battle competing with Concord.

I got to the area with the NPCs that look like blue puzzle pieces from Banjo-Kazooie and then I got bored and haven't played in weeks.

>>717720172
shut the fuck up snoy
i'll drop kick your shit

>>717714851
>>can't buy multiple bananas at once from the gem shop
There's no reason to, only one per layer is necessary

>>717720528
there is if you're trying to 100% the game

>>717720267
>i'll
You faggots already did. You accepted the precedent of paying more for less and everyone played follow the leader. You must feel so proud of yourself, leading us to fuckshit mountain.

>>717689579
I remember /v/ liking Bowser's Fury.

>>717707147
Well yeah I beat it yesterday and needed a break cause that final battle was a marathon. I just didn't see it leave or anything after K. Rool was smacked.

>>717720594
Is there a point for 100%?
aside from getting it 100%

>>717717901
Grumpy designed the footsoldiers in the image of the Kremlings, probably on Void's request. They were made of Banandium gold.

>>717720865
Completely understandable, I did the same.

>>717699095
And you don't need to touch a single one of the Banandium Gems if collecting them sends you into shrieking conniption fits like the trannies on /v/ always fly into. They're not tied to anything except skill points, you can ignore the bunches you get from the bosses and speedrun the game if one so desires. Anyone who says you're forced to get them is the absolute clearest proof they haven't touched or seen the game beyond the Direct.

>>717718949
Why does Pauline make you shit yourself in searing fury? Why does K. Rool do the same thing? And if we're gonna talk piss-easy baby games Sony and Microsoft's libraries are 98% piss-easy games any monkey can beat but I don't see your kind spending years and years tearing your balls off in retard rage over them.

>>717721713
>And if we're gonna talk piss-easy baby games Sony and Microsoft's libraries are 98% piss-easy games any monkey can beat but I don't see your kind spending years and years tearing your balls off in retard rage over them.
they're projecting anon

>>717701964
If Nintendo is terrified of the white toxic masculinity as you all constantly bard and fart, explain why they made five mega-buff mega-manly mega-testosterone-fueled things you can turn into and really cause some destruction.

Incredible game, I would recommend it to anyone

>>717703330
>Yeah collecting bananas just feels like a job
Good news, you didn't have to touch a single one to beat the game.

It's a very solid spinoff of Odyssey. People assumed this was the next mainline 3D Mario game, which never made any sense. Obviously that game will come in a year or two. But if you view this as a lower budget spinoff of Odyssey, it's a ton of fun with a really unique game design. It probably wasn't an ideal game to launch a console with, but if the proper switch 2 games aren't done they aren't done, and this is what was available.

>>717721713
Why does Pauline make you shit yourself in searing fury? Why does K. Rool do the same thing? And if we're gonna talk piss-easy baby games Sony and Microsoft's libraries are 98% piss-easy games any monkey can beat but I don't see your kind spending years and years tearing your balls off in retard rage over them.

God, it all brings me back.

>>717703475
Oh yes, he was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO poopydookyinhteookywooky that he put a metric fuckload of Rare stuff in the game and brought back a character everyone wanted to return for years, like someone who rapes children in bellowing furious hatred of something would do.

>>717691174
>I also want DK's look reverted. Everything about this game is shit.
yeah how dare they color sonic's arm blue

>>717706174
WTF was with DK's Tex Avery eyes, chipmunk cheeks, Scooby Doo voicem and constantly being kidnapped and cucked out of his own games throughout the Rare Era?

>>717686406 (OP)
Fetus game

>>717707567
You animals do it with every Nintendo game ever made. You could always try enjoying the Sony and Microsoft games you like instead of wasting your life and energy constantly being a pissy little bitchtit over Nintendo.

>>717722323
>biggest ENTER moment of a Nintendo villain since Hades
>final layer is one huge fanservice package for everyone who missed the Kremlings
>fake credits and Gang Plank Galleon
>K. Rool still isn't done and becomes an apocalypse level threat
This game redeemed everything

>>717711197
>>717711378
We get it, you think your personal opinions are God-created facts and we should suck your dick and worship you and you're throwing a tantrum that we aren't being the 4chan hivemind.

>>717722381
The Mario superfans are easily as autistic as Sonic fans. The only reason we haven't really had any green eyes/blue arms meltdowns before now is because the games are generally higher quality and Nintendo basically hasn't changed any designs in 25 years.

>>717720172
Ah, so that's why you're so upset at Nintendo's very existence, Sony pulled a Sega and you're lashing out.

This game made me regret getting a Switch 2.

>>717723026
You'll survive, child.

>>717722940
Hold my bafomdad

>>717722962
>Ah, so that's why you're so upset at Nintendo's very existence, Sony pulled a Sega and you're lashing out.
I have not bought a Nintendo product since Wii, I have never owned a Sony product other than CDs/DVDs and I haven't played Sega since I was 6. I am simply a PC user here to laugh at you. Also to be pissed that you're useful idiots in shilling the new $80 garbage game paradigm when $60 was already too high.

>>717723026
Nintendo thrives on regrets, Nintendo dies on foresight.

>>717720172
It's really fucking weird. I get called a Snoy despite wanting Nintendo to succeed so I can emulate their games on PC.

>>717721939
God this game has such gay aesthetics

>>717722381
this is waaay worse than that

>>717722452
>You animals do it with every Nintendo game ever made.
I know you like to get up and think that no one can hate on a Nintendo game and it not be genuine. But some of us grew up with Nintendo and hate how lax and lazy theyve gotten. Bananza is a shit game, just like their entire library for the past ten years.

>>717698697
>ign list
>SMB3 over World
Well well I didn't really expect an IGN list to be kinda bas-
>NSMB Wii and 2 over DS
>No New Super Luigi U
Ah, spoke too soon

>>717723247
It's brand loyalty, but in nostalgia only. It'd be one thing if they were loyal because the product was great or every iteration of it was better, but that's not the case when your track record for the last 20 years is the exact opposite. Their new gimmick you might ask? Being the last one to still be making consoles IS the gimmick.

didn't read any of your guys' faggot shitflinging.
i want to have sex with king k rool's wife that may or may not exist.

>>717724280
Do you really think K. Rool would fuck a human? They're basically just shaved monkeys.

>>717723204
What is this picture supposed to be? That Krystal would have been better as an animal crossing character?

>>717723204
>waah waah i'm pc i so superior because i say so grrrrrr
>crying about prices when your kind pirates everything no matter what the price while begging for gaming to be destroyed
>while also crying about how much you hate a company's games while you pirate and play them

there are people using the term ootsnoy.
that should tell you everything i don't like/goes against what modern Nintendo believes is snoy, the word has lost all it's meaning.
also game looks just as uninteresting as DK64 did back in the day.

>>717724462
>What is this picture supposed to be?
Blue arms sonic bandited years before Chris Chan coined the term. I hear it so often in these threads, what with the whinging over Rare redesigns. Yet this already happened, why are they surprised it happened again? Oh because it wasn't the (other furshit game)? Hell Nintendo should FINALLY port adventures to NSO, it would be a modern art masterpiece to these new gamers.

>>717724505
See? He would just love more furshit and pressing A. A total knuckle dragging neanderthal.
>crying about prices when your kind pirates everything no matter what the price
Which means you the consumer get to pay the consequences for my actions. Probably in the form of the 30 dollar price hike.
>while you pirate and play them
Another assumption added to the list. I wouldn't pirate a nintendo game if they paid me, they have nothing worth pirating.

>>717724649
>ootsnoy
Speaking of why OoT was even good in the first place....

>>717689579

>>717724437
this isn't about him, i want to fuck his wife.

Nah it's good

>>717686672
Odyssey sucked and this is worse. Nintendo needs to step their game way up, they're seriously slipping.

>>717724926
>crying about furshit when Sony, Microsoft, and PC are stuffed to the gills with furshit games, franchises, and characters
>"hurr hurr just press a" when that's the gameplay of most games in existence
We get it, son, for whatever reason you despise Nintendo and need us to validate your chimping out.

>>717725146
This, my personal opinions are the only thing that matters, everyone should do only what I demand.

I got the credits yesterday after playing 40 hours and collecting 602 bananas. Is it worth doing the end game shit? I kind of feel like being done but I'll do more if there's payoff.

I enjoyed it more than Odyssey, but I still prefer Mario's movement. I'd much rather play Odyssey again than this.

>>717724926
I read all of that and I still have no idea what you're so mad about.

>>717725374
Getting 1000 bananas isn't worth it but there is a short postgame story where you go through challenge levels for each of the bananza powers that are definitely worth playing

>>717725267
This but unironically

the best part is that pauline said she snuck into the hot baths before bed when you are going to sleep

that means she was canonically naked in bananza

>>717725267
>you mean to assume you know better than our nintendoverlords, peasant?

>>717686406 (OP)
Terrible design

>>717725452
Cheers, thanks. I'll probably do that then take a break. Wish there was another first party game w/ a release date at this point.

Games are much more fun when you play them in a well paced manner, i.e., not all in one sitting. I play this game max 3 hours a week and it never feels stale because of it. This is the unfortunate truth about videogames that causes /v/ to hate every new release

>>717688875
You want everything to be invisible?

>>717725530
I also liked the one where she wants to try DK's tie, but has to ask him to show her how to do it
which means DK was ALSO completely naked

>>717725556
When you start making games I'll worship you.

>>717725215
>crying about furshit
No, comparing it.
>when Sony, Microsoft, and PC are stuffed to the gills with furshit games, franchises, and characters
And they're shit. One literally came out the same fucking day as SFA.

>>717725409
>I still have no idea what you're so mad about.
I am here to laugh at you which would explain why you're confused. Try not to hurt yourself thinking too hard.

>>717725835
I too love to laugh at people who are happy and enjoy things, it makes my cesspit of an existence not hurt as much for a fleeting moment.

>>717725986
>I too love to laugh at people who are happy and enjoy things,
IKR? Total retards, the lot of them. It's why every "self help book" at your local bookstore has a smiling bint on it, not that people read anymore.

>it makes my cesspit of an existence not hurt as much for a fleeting moment.
Tell us why this happiness is so "fleeting"?

>>717695875
>Not all games need to be replayable
Yes they do or they're not games, they're interactive movies or puzzles.

>>717706174
Satanic Nintendo with they're trademark satanic sticking out tongue like those satanic heavy metal bands

I don't think I get the approach with Bananza Odyssey and BoTW because it seems like the idea is to make a really fun/satisfying moveset and then make every move available from the start, but in practice it just means that the most fun you'll ever have with it is when you're just starting.
First two levels of Banaza were really fun, and the verticality, multi-direction punching, destructable environment stuff was awesome but by hilltop zone it sunk it that it was just going to be the same destructable environments and the same challenge rooms for an entire game.
By the third layer I stopped bothering to do any of the side rooms, by the fourth layer I stopped going after any unnecessary bananas or fossils, and by the fifth layer I stopped playing. After getting zebra and realizing the only new gimmicks were gonna be a handful more transformations I couldn't get excited to keep going.

>>717728245
Congrats. You're one of the few people who say that a Nintendo game was bad.

>>717721793
>>717721713
It's the same tourist who spends 24/7 shitting on people having fun in Rare/Star Fox related threads, obsessing over Nintendo and Shiggy and of course has that inflation fetish of Krystal but harasses actual sexy art of her. It's best not to waste your time arguing with this person. He's been called out a lot of times but continues being a laughingstock here

wow this thread is still going? DK must be great!

>>717728549
Isn't this person that Zootopiafag from /trash/? They share similar filenames, respond to anything and talk the same idiotic way

>>717728549
>people having fun in Rare/Star Fox related threads
Who are you talking about?

>obsessing over Nintendo and Shiggy
Wait, only one person does this?

>and of course has that inflation fetish of Krystal but harasses actual sexy art of her.
Wait, only one person does this?

>He's been called out a lot of times but continues being a laughingstock here
Just this one person?

>>717728865
Yep

>>717728865
>Isn't this person that Zootopiafag from /trash/?
Yeah that's the one.

>>717728829
Not thanks to DK but rather K. Rool himself

>Rarecuck is at it again

>>717691761
Right looks like psychotic nigger.

ETH is over 4k btw

I believe Star Fox will get a new game soon. I thought DK would be forgotten after Tropical Freeze but having faith ended up paying off, especially with the return of the Kremling Krew.
I can't speak for F-Zero fans but they got that multiplayer game recently tho

>>717729371
Same. Funny that while Donkey was dealing with the tiki tribe and the snowmads, the kremlings were just trying to reach the planet's core until they all got trapped down there

>>717729371
Star Fox Adventure 2 in 2027

>>717729457
He just wanted to eat everything. What a fatass croc.

Look how correct>>717728549 is, look how much fun they're having. So much fun they can't even keep it in their weekly "how do we revive starfox" threads.

>final song climax has kong bananza elements

>>717729592
I rather a remake from scratch having Drakor as the main antagonist as he was originally supposed to be instead of Andross. Also giving us more arwing moments and Krystal riding that cloudrunner. A sequel could work but I'm not sure what else could be explored from Sauria by that point.

>>717686478
Fetusgame

>>717729815
The way some of the enemies in Adventures look remind me of how K. Rool and the Kremlings looked in the concept art for DKC. They all looked more realistic too.

>>717729909
Even before those concepts they also originally planned to make Wario the original villain for Donkey Kong Country. I believe the reason is because Wario would have fit better the role of evil poacher than Jumpman or Mario again

>>717730062
I can't imagine them going on with the poacher idea nowadays so creating the Kremlings to steal the bananas worked better imo

>>717730250
Funnily enough DK now has his own Wario in the form of Void Kong.

>>717729784
yeah, that got me pretty good too
most of Bananza's story is pretty barebones but they really went all out for the finale

>>717729815
that would be interesting
>>717730062
I didn't know this about Wario being originally the villain

>>717686406 (OP)
funny, before the "honeymoon had worn off" you were saying it was shit.

HE

Just got my 3 stars (with 1% of battery left on the switch)
Getting 100% in this game kinda sucks and I'll never do it again, but the normal playthrough was really fun. I don't like the balloon system though, that should've been in assist mode only.

>>717732119
Yeah I unbanana'd myself by jumping off a cliff to save health or time quite often.

>>717691325
He's a dog. He's a fucking dog

>>717733673
You just know

>>717686406 (OP)
purely from a design standpoint, why the fuck did they put that little black part between his...eyelids...(?) and his eyes? it's so unnerving

>>717711197
He's probably gonna call you a Snoy or Eric next

All this teenage girl schoolyard drama over a cartoon monkey.

>Stop enjoying this, this game sucks!
>Later: please fall for my bait

You know after going through therapy and shit I'm starting to realize how fucking depressed everyone on here is.

I hope you're all ok.

>>717686406 (OP)
people who actually play it are realising it's even better than they thought

>>717734056
Its a cartoon character

>>717730398
I can't really consider Void a bad DK like I'm supposed to consider Wario a bad Mario, I guess his want for cash sort of mirrors DK's love of bananas, but his size, ride and remote reminds me more of Diddy, his jetpack and guns.

>>717686406 (OP)
/our guy/ was right about Bananananaza

>>717734986
I can't look at Void without thinking of Stripe and Mohawk, if he got wet he'd start popping little Voids off of his body.

>>717734986
I think that's the thing, he's supposed to be a contrast to DK by being smaller and not so powerful but having the brains for technology and shit

>>717735071

Regardless if Void is a contrast to DK or not, there is still the chance we'll get to see him back soon in Mario Kart World as his and K. Rool's VAs are listed in the credits but didn't voice any character.

>>717735370
Don't forget the movie which will likely include K. Rool

>>717735370
I want to drive around on Void's banana scooter.

>>717735071
>tranime
>/our guy/
you people are an embarrassment

>>717732021
HAS

717698697
Zamn this bait didnt catch a lot of people but it did make a couple mad nice work

>>717693413
Yeah, no I get that, but my post still stands. Its way too easy to find banana's outside of the intended way.

I praised the design of signposting in my post, but because of the radar its too easy to "not see"

>>717735071
I like her
But she has terrible taste in games

>>717686406 (OP)
it's unironically goty, nothing can compete this year.

>>717693385
I dont know, anon.
I get your point and reading your post made me think "oh yeah that is in the game, yeah!". Maybe it just didnt feel that special to me? I dont know.
I didnt feel like most of the gimmicks(Mu gameplay mechanics) were deep enough to really make an impact. Most were pretty service level or done to death in other titles
>updraft floating
Wow thats never done before
>poison forest
Wow thats never done before
>plant seed that grows to you
Thats legit never done before, so its the only one mechanic that stood out.

I just finished the snake layer, again it sets up this whole light and dark mechanic but it never evolves above concept level to me.

Maybe I've played to many games in my life. Again I like the game a lot, but I'm in no way wow-ed

>>717686406 (OP)
The "OOHH BA-NA-NAAA" collecting Bananas gets old fast. It's the kind of thing that reminds you that video games can be a waste of time.

>>717687176
This

All in all, EPD have never been my favourite developer. I'm not the biggest platformer guy even though I dont dislike them but I think EPD make games that make me feel like games are a waste of time instead of something truly meaningful.

>>717737256
>I just finished the snake layer, again it sets up this whole light and dark mechanic but it never evolves above concept level to me

It's EPD. All their games are surface level. They never go down the rabbit hole. They make polished but simple shallow experiences with no story or much meaning.

>>717737342
>The "OOHH BA-NA-NAAA" collecting Bananas gets old fast.
speak for yourself
I "ohh banana" along every single one

>>717737457
Its the whole thing. The "Oh ba-na-naaa" along with the animation. I've become numb to it now cause it's happened so many times.

>>717737627
I just make eating noises during the animation