oops Nightwatch Man can't stay up all night and dispense bumps, try to stay alive.

>>534279448
Oh, lame, Classic Nebula is kind of embarrassing... Regal looks too friendly, too. #Notmyregal
>Implication that classic Wily got laid, and had a kid?

Bro, you got romhacks keeping and resurrecting classic games alive, you got arcade games still out in select locations, you have indie games galore that try to be to the point most of the time when they aren't sucking their stories off. If you're that upset that games eventually grew something called a "narrative" and aren't just straight to the point gamey action, then you need to prioritize exactly what you are wanting and trying to play.

And if I see another damnable philistine quote John Carmack, your ass is being mounted upon my wall.

>>715751587
>anything mega man related in 202X
>getting a new game
KEK. But no, I'm pretty sure at least half of the threads that have popped up recently are stealth shota/lolishit ones. This one doesn't seem to be at least.