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Sales, review aggregate scores, television ratings, and awards ceremonies are the go-to statistics among trolls because they're too busy chasing their "precious" dopamine rush by behaving like anti-social psychopaths to actually bother reading, watching, or playing anything, and instead just spend 5 seconds google searching and the rest of it making threads that blatently violate Global Rule 3. Civilized society would be infinitely better off if they were all subjected to immediate, involuntary, and indefinite institutionalization, if not outright genocide since they're too mentally ill and detrimental to humanity to be allowed to live. But until that happens, fulfill your civic duty by reporting the OP as soon as possible and as much as possible.

Kill e-celeb thread posters. Behead e-celeb thread posters. Roundhouse kick an e-celeb thread poster into the concrete. Slam dunk an e-celeb thread poster into the trashcan. Crucify filthy e-celeb thread posters. Defecate in an e-celeb thread poster's food. Launch e-celeb thread posters into the sun. Stir fry e-celeb thread posters in a wok. Toss e-celeb thread posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into an e-celeb thread poster's gas tank. Judo throw e-celeb thread posters into a wood chipper. Twist e-celeb thread posters heads off. Report e-celeb thread posters to the IRS. Karate chop e-celeb thread posters in half. Curb stomp e-celeb thread posters. Trap e-celeb thread posters in quicksand. Crush e-celeb thread posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy e-celeb thread posters in a vat of acid. Eat e-celeb thread posters. Dissect e-celeb thread posters. Exterminate e-celeb thread posters in the gas chamber. Stomp e-celeb thread poster's skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate e-celeb thread posters in the oven. Lobotomize e-celeb thread posters. Mandatory abortions for e-celeb thread posters. Grind e-celeb thread posters in the garbage disposal. Drown e-celeb thread posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize e-celeb thread posters with a ray gun. Kick e-celeb thread posters down the stairs. Feed e-celeb thread posters to alligators. Slice e-celeb thread posters with a katana.5

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