>>508578835
Cleveland's economy is based on LeBron James.
It's the perfect place if you're a douchebag.
Under construction since 1868.
They have a river that catches on fire.
They see the sun almost 3 times a year.
You can buy a house for the price of a VCR .
Cleveland's main export is crippling depression.
Don't slow down in east Cleveland or you'll die.
But hey, at least it's not Detroit!