i got ALL the way to literally rubbing my dick on a vagina over multiple instances, over multiple days. literally as close as you can get to losing your virginity status, while still maintaining it.
very annoying, and i feels like i cant even really say im a virgin because i still rubbed my dick against a vagina. im gonna be pissed but only half surprised if i dont get my wizard powers in 6 years

>every death necessary
>a million plus deaths
"ah some rare minerals? okay call it off, its good"

god damn being russian is grim. i mean, fuck dude. atleast when our government bamboozled us with afghanistan is was about "WMD's" and "actually its oil". this whole ukraine war thing, thats taken so many, SO MANY more lives then vietnam in a fraction of the time, and its finished over some fucking....minerals?

so how long have you all been here. pretty easy to estimate. rough hours per day lurking x 365 x years.

id say 41,000 hours