Thread 214019535

Lol no way this is possible

haha

haha yeah imagine

>>214019535 (OP)
>Go to work
>Go home
>Play video games
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Repeat
>Get no pussy
>Surprised Pikachu.jpg

Your dick turns white and goes permanently limp after 40.

9 more years for me haha

>>214019535 (OP)
It’s shocking how the Overton window of virginity has shifted in the last 2 decades

>>214019759
Of course it has. I was reading a study the other day that said nearly 50 percent of gen-Z males under the age of 30 are virgins.

>>214019535 (OP)
i'm 35 and don't see anything changing in the next 5 years

>>214019776
Those stats are from surveys and the people that fill in those surveys are chronically online losers who are willingly participating in filling out surveys. I wouldn't take any of their findings seriously

Lmao imagine being a virgin ha ha man sex feels good right guys?? Rig..right? Ha ha

>>214019535 (OP)
Its a fiction movie, anything can happen there

>>214019759
In about 9 or so years the board will be plagued with 40 year old virgins. You can see the board aging in real time. There used to be no threads about balding or aging on /fit/ and now they get posted 20 times a day

7 years to go, we're all gonna make it bros

>>214019535 (OP)
Getting laid isn't difficult, most men (like the character in the movie) just don't actually put in any effort. This assumes of course you don't mind fucking fatties

>>214019535 (OP)
I'm 42

>>214019759
It follows the window of when people have kids. People having kids older begets there being older virgins.

>>214019653
That's OP, probably also both hating women and desperately carving for sex in the same time.
Meanwhile Andy is perfectly content with his life and actually socializes a fuckload, along with having hobbies and fairly regular life going.

>>214020164
I didn't know "I'm not interested" means "I don't put effort into this".
Does it mean that if I'm not interested in eating berries, I'm actually not putting effort into stuffing my face with them?

>>214020528
Same. The last time I had sex was in 2008, so I’m not a virgin, but I may as well be. I just kind of stopped trying at a certain point.

>>214020599
>It's not that I can't get sex
>I just don't want it
If you had ever had your dick inside a mouse or vagina you would realise how retarded you sound

>dryhumped pillows to masturbate since age 8
>came while flaccid
>never was able to jerk off normally even with 2 months nofap
>libido plummeted after I started wagecucking in 2019 and sleeping 5 hours a night
>still get morning wood after a couple days of normal sleep
>never was able to cum while fucking ex gf
>started fucking jeeta once in a while and even with 3 viagras my boner was on and off
>couldn't cum even while fucking real pussy
>would be making out with ex gf naked, she was obese but had big titties so I should have been hard
I fucking hate every stupid decision I made in life. Am I still a virgin if I fucked 2 women and couldn't cum with either of them?

>>214019535 (OP)
I'm 38 and never been in a relationship. I'm attractive enough to have gotten lucky many times, but I'm too autistic to lie or give up logic for long-term pussy. I hook-up, then get that text the next day asking if we're dating. I always say no because it's true.

>>214020670
Ask me how I know you're a desperate virgin

>>214020670
>A man is always eager, even a gay man
Sure buddy. sure. I bet that's why you are 29 and still didn't get laid yourself

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

it's such a weird movie because he is basically happy being a virgin but then his coworkers fuck his life up and he ends up marrying a single mother. like what was the message?

>>214020720
If it works for you, then it works and it's fine. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Plus sex with random partners is probably the most disappointing thing in life, while getting to the right level of pleasure (not even mutual, just your own, personal) with a fixed partner is a commitment for at least few months. I remember when I was with a college chick back in 2016 - we quickly figured out we dislik each other and don't click on any level, but we did match with sex and preferences in bed, so we sticked around for almost a year, despite it being together effectively just for sex.
Random dates? Fuck, I'd rather go to sleep than have a one-night stand, because that always sucks - doubly so when you're tipsy.

>>214021048
Love always wins

>>214021048
There was no message, because it's a silly comedy. I know, shocking.
If you absolutely need to have a message, then try any of those
>If you are hooking up, look for you own age bracket, and be ready to accept everything that comes in the package
>Adult virginity is perfectly ok and fine, don't feel ashamed - even if we made a comedy about it, we are laughing at everyone else, not the virgin himself
>You might be perfectly fine and content being virgin/bachelor, but the society will give you strange looks
>Societal expectations are dumb and you shouldn't feel forced to follow them, or else you will get dragged into a marriage just for someone's else convenience
Or make up your own

>>214021048
It's one of those 'slow descent into oblivion' character studies, like Downfall

>>214021048
Give up your interests for used up roast beef that’s past its expiration date.

>>214019535 (OP)
>If you want a crumb of granny pussy you will need to sell all your shit and give up your hobbies
Seems worth

I was raped by my step sister, its not at all funny, its ruined my life, I cant ever trust anyone again or trust women again

>>214020720
>I hook-up, then get that text the next day asking if we're dating.
That's not your fault man, that's way too soon to be asking that shit for a girl who fucks you without several dates first.

>>214021016
If you're curious just download a dating app, find a woman a good 2-3 points below you in looks, buy her dinner and tell her you'd like to kiss her goodnight when you're in a secluded place at the end of the night. It's boring but you're an incel, not a confident chad who doesn't need to say a word, and this method is reliable. She'll probably be too embarrassed to say no if nothing else.
Making out is really fucking boring after like 2 minutes if it's not leading to sex.

>>214021514
>You can only enter relationship after X dates and have sex after X+n dates
1940s called, they want you back

>>214020580
>socializes a fuckload
Yes, over the course of the movie. When he is first invited to poker night he is sort of a last pick in order to have enough players, and that is the first time he hangs out with colleagues. At no point are we lead to believe he has any irl friend outside of the old neighbours
>along with having hobbies
All "consuming" hobbies that do not require him to leave the house or interact with people. Collecting, figurines, of course videogames. I guess in a way it is more healthy than being just a gamer but far from conductive to a healthy social life
>and fairly regular life going
Again, aside for that first poker night that jump-start a shake up to his life we have no reason to believe his life is anything but work-home routine. In fact we see him being quite awkward with social interactions, especially around women

>>214020682
>Am I still a virgin if I fucked 2 women and couldn't cum with either of them?
According to my ex yes you are. At least you beat most other anons

>>214021671
>Making out is really fucking boring after like 2 minutes if it's not leading to sex.

Wrong.

>>214021311
>boo hoo my hot step sister had sex with me woe is me I literally lived out an erotic fantasy
Cry me a river

>>214020682
>Still hit doe
Never let anyone take that away from you

>>214021775
... and your point being...? I'm 100% sincere here.
Because It seems you forgot to make one.
My point is that the film goes out of its way to avoid the standard cliche of "virgins are antisocial losers" and the fun comes from Andy interacting with everyone else as their straight man, rather than him being the laughstock.

>>214021514
I once love bombed a chick with 8 paragraphs that I had a 30 minute conversation with and had known less than 24 hours. She replied telling me she was a lesbian, so I then spammed 8 paragraphs about how she's the biggest whore in the world and should get into porn because all she'll ever be is a useless whore.

>>214019535 (OP)
it wasn't supposed to be a documentary...

>>214021671
>Making out is really fucking boring
Unironically find a better partner for making out, then.
Been with a goth girl right after covid wrapped up. Sex was thoroughly average, but making out? Damn man, the way she kissed was an art of itself. We could go like this for literal hours and it never get old or boring.

>>214021951
Well he is quite of a weirdo and awkward loner. He just isn't bitter about it, though he is understandably plenty anxious about his predicament when the ball starts rolling and has a lot of baggage about it

>>214022058
>has a lot of baggage
So... like every single person who wasn't in a relationship for more than a decade? That's perfectly normal, too. As in - the baggage after such long time.

>>214022058
He's a weirdo for the 2005 standards for a 40 yo.
Fast-forward to 2025 and he's just a regular dude in terms of hobbies, interests and interactions with the world around him. I mean fuck, the whole modern joke about this movie is that Andy is literally your average modern bachelor and the whole weirdness about him isn't seen as weird anymore on any level.

>>214019535 (OP)
I just find it very hard to believe that incels exist. Even the most putrid looking guy I've seen had a girlfriend at some point in his pathetic life. The only way is to literally not try or voluntarily avoid women, like this movie shows

>>214021984
Thats pretty pathetic, anon.

>>214022125
It being widespread nowadays doesn't make it desirable. I agree that he is a far cry compared to the incels of today, again mainly because he isn't bitter or angry about it and lashing out like an injustice has been done to him

>>214019816
>I-it's [bullshit mental gymnastics as a cope and justification] cannot be that us heckin zoomerinos are a generation of losers

>>214022156
Inceldom has always been more about behaviour and standards than looks. Both for femcels and male incels.

>>214022186
Its painfully pathetic. Its not even my worst attempt at putting myself out there. I havent left my house in over 7 months

>>214022156
Have you considered that a man could be physically attractive but have a genuinely terrible autistic personality with no social aptitude whatsoever which repulses women

>>214022156
Well looks make it an uphill battle for many, but also once you find yourself having to fight that battle you can easily end up becoming self conscious and with a stunted development, and that kidn of issues with socialising and relating to the wider experience just end up compounding year after year
Some people just end up having very little going on for themselves, and therefore very little to offer to a potential partner

>>214022156
>the most putrid looking guy I've seen
Was he a manlet though?

>>214021904
>NTA
But I'd rather be a virgin than have been molested by my sister.

>>214022426
I wouldn't. My sister is hot and way out of my league
Also how the he'll can a guy be raped by a girl to begin with?

>>214022457
She was older. And she was on top most of the time.

>>214022156
>only way is to literally not try or voluntarily avoid women
No, a third significant way is to literally try, a lot, but fail and get discouraged by it. It was easy to feel (wrongly) confident about maybe having a shot with my crush when I was ~14 and had never really been rejected before.
It's harder now after years and years of trying a lot (and having some successes here and there, which never last very long) and internalizing the sense that you'll never easily or naturally give women the right vibes, the right type of confidence or aggression they are looking for, and it will always be mostly a waste of effort

>>214022465
Ah I get it. You got too lucky too soon and now your standards have completely skyrocketed since you expect future experiences to be that awesome all the time. I can see why that would totally mess up with someone

>>214022551
No, it was awkward and weird. If I was a virgin, then I could follow The Way just fine.

>>214022156
women don't care about looks as much as men seem to think. sure it helps to get dates especially on dating apps, but the more i talk i can feel their pussy drying up.

>>214021311
Your sister sounds pretty cool desu
Mine is lame and abrasive

>>214022565
>No, it was awkward and weird
Well duh you expected to be a total stud on your first time?

>>214022607
It's just not something I'd rather have experienced.

>>214022567
How do I do this test

>>214022567
Bobby is successful with women

>>214022567
>bravo on hates women side
this image is retarded

>>214022698
He doesn't really respect them and only see them as babes as far as I remember. Granted, that is not the same as hate, but it ain't really love either, certainly not compered to the simps to his right
I think his placement right around the middle is ok

>>214022156
>voluntarily avoid women
that's why it's called Avoidant personality disorder

>>214020720
>I hook-up, then get that text the next day asking if we're dating. I always say no because it's true.
That's a massive red flag to want to start a relationship that early, good on you for avoiding those hoes

>Closest Match: George Costanza
>You come off as a frustrated, slightly bitter guy who still craves real emotional connection but gets stuck in oneitis and drama. You have some sexual experience but low emotional calibration — you flip between awkward vulnerability after rejection and bursts of pushy confidence when you want attention. That combo leaves you stuck: you can be assertive in the moment but you don’t reliably convert that into stable success. Overall vibe: jaded, needy, and trying to act like a player without the steady inner-game to back it up.
Ha ha

>>214022540
>try, a lot, but fail and get discouraged by it
This honestly.
I really tried giving the whole "living life" and chance this summer. Started lifting, went clubbing, pursued new interests, hung out with friends, met girls through mutuals, approached girls in public spaces, chatted girls up...
Three months later the best I got out of all that was a "ahah no thanks" response to asking out a girl who gave me her number.
I tried being a normie, I really did, and now I have literally nothing to show for it except being tired as hell and feeling like I am closer the end of my rope more than ever.
I know that there is no singular right way to tackle this issue, that I am not owed anything, I even internalised that it quite simply meant for everybody.
It's just really disheartening. To just keep on giving, and giving, and giving. Until there is nothing left

>>214022966
Yep.
In spring 2023 I made it to 3 dates with what seemed like the best, highest-quality app match I had ever gotten.
But then she switched from sounding up for a 4th date to just shutting off and ghosting, no explanation.
I probably could have treated it as a positive thing, that I made it to 3 dates with what felt like the perfect person for me at the time.
But it felt more like "that's as far as you're ever gonna get, if you find something good you're still gonna somehow squander it, like all the other times."
And I deleted all my app profiles and haven't been on another date in two years now

>>214022966
You're too wholesome for this world. Do you want to wait until you're married or something?

>>214023676
Not to sound like a dramatic bitch now, but honestly the only thing I am left waiting for is to wake up one morning and realise I simply ran out of "it is what it is"

how did 4chan end up as the main hub for millennial virgins?

>>214023906
it's a free board.
prostitutes cost money.

>>214023906
"Anonymous" is why. Anonymity means they can openly admit and talk about being virgins without worrying about the stigma that could follow you if it's a persistent profile/identity anywhere else

>>214019735
6

>>214022966
>Three months
They can smell the quitter in you, you can project the confidence all you want but if you don't have it they know.

>>214019920
???
The average 4chan user is white, 6'0, and has a full head of hair? Sounds like some weird fantasy you have.

>>214023801
I mean you could have asked her if she wanted to fuck, but you asked her out...

>>214023801
don't worry. there's always next life.

My dad just died without seeing me ever get a girlfried or a good job, it was eating him inside, with a better son he wouldve lived more Im sure, yet another trauma. Im sorry thats all I can say, I just dont know how to be different, im useless.

>>214024234
brutal to think entire bloodlines that existed for fuck knows how long are coming to an end because... anon can't get pussy...

lmfao

>>214024234
You're not useless. But if you think that enough, it will become a reality. Just like those kids that were told they had a stutter. They didn't have a stutter at all, but they came to believe it because doctors told them they did. So they manifested a lifelong stutter. If you don't want to be useless, work to be productive in some way. All you need at first is a will to try. Everything else falls into place. I'm sorry about your dad, but he wouldn't want you to feel useless.

>>214024323
Well, in my country 30% of women are childless and rising so even if they get laid all the time they are killing their bloodlines too

>>214024323
he's doing the world a favor.
it's getting overpopulated (by chinks and jeets).

>>214019840
Are you atleast clean and shaven?

>>214024234
He failed as a father by not giving you the tools to succeed with women, well that and shitty genes that made you into an incel

>>214024403
Which country? South korea? Japan?

>>214019535 (OP)
You're not trying.

>>214022668
wingman ai
>>214022683
maybe, but he's too much himself around them, which turns them off. and a 11 year old pre pub cartoon character.

>>214024496
Those are memes, Im from the country with the actual worst local fertility rate, sPAIN.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.elmundo.es/economia/macroeconomia/2025/06/29/685d7abbfc6c837b748b459c.html

https://www.uab.cat/web/sala-de-prensa/detalle-noticia/cerca-del-30-de-las-mujeres-no-acaba-siendo-madre-por-la-dificultad-para-encontrar-pareja-estable-1345830290069.html?detid=1345954851847

>>214019653
Yeah, it's really not difficult to accomplish in today's age. I'm basically a born-again virgin at this point. Was a normie sex-haver, married at 23, but got divorced roughly 3 years ago at 32.

I used to be a Zac Efron high school musical looking twink with a tight bod and luscious hair. But re-entering the dating market at 32 as a 5'7 bald dude has been exactly what you would expect. I've managed about 5 dates in the last three years, and none have lead to sex.

>work from home
>work ends, go for a walk for an hour
>make dinner
>watch a show
>go to bed
>repeat

>>214019535 (OP)
>movie where the main driver is the protaginist being a virgin
>protaginist has sex

every single fucking time.

>>214024875
It's called catharsis. Nobody likes a static character. Or person for that matter

>>214024945
There must be an arch. The protagonist must encounter obstacles, and either overcome them, or fail. Basic storytelling.

Got my wizard card last week
Honestly thought I'd be more depressed about it but whatever I guess

Have realized though that if I ever do get a gf now I'll need to lie to them about being a virgin since it's considered a massive red flag to women (not surprising I guess)

>>214019535 (OP)
I'm actually just 1 month away, pretty exciting.

>>214025013
Oh, they'll know. It's obvious to them. They can smell it.

>>214024945
it’s not cathartic it’s just stupid and misleading. I’m not going to make a movie about a guy who never drinks coffee just to show him drinking coffee halfway in.

>>214025013
To be fair he is a cuck if he wanted to be with a whore like her.

>>214019735
3 years and about a month

>>214025081
He also could have simply found a way not to tell her that he's a virgin? At least not until after they've started having sex, which could make a difference if it turns out he's competent at it.

>>214025128
True if you want a whore it's better to lie and manipulate her to get sex. Poor cuck was probably a decent guy, his loss.

>>214025128
>if it turns out he's competent at it.
No fucking way. The movie is absolutely right when saying that your first time should absolutely not be with someone you care since you are absolutely guaranteed to blow it and be terrible at it and this is very, VERY likely to mess up your relationship
>t. knower

>>214023906
all online places are for whiners, I've been on reddit more than a decade ago and the endless whining about no gf and how sad it is has been a constant. I hate to say it but I let it influence me into thinking that this is normal but it's not. It's just how losers are.

>>214025059
>I’m not going to make a movie about a guy who never drinks coffee just to show him drinking coffee halfway in.
Hoodwinked is kino. You are dumb

>>214023906
I imagine if we lived in a society that shamed whores they'd be the ones sitting on anonymous sites sharing their shame. Now they're celebrated instead.

>>214025205
I had sex for the first time at 27 and apparently was decent enough at it. I had learned enough from porn and so on, to the point that there wasn't even anything super surprising about the experience for me.
The girl later said she never would have guessed, that she was my first

>>214025205
Absolutely retarded advice to girls at least. I would absolutely not care if a girl was bad at sex the first time or times. Much much rather that than her being fucking trained to be good by other guys, no idea why I would even need to explain this holy shit everyone is a cuck.

>>214021671
>find a woman a good 2-3 points below you in looks,
How do you even know what this is?

>>214025352
>to girls
Where do you think we are?
>>214025297
Guess my experience isn't representative

>>214025597
Any decent girl wouldn't mind the dude being bad at sex either. But then again finding a decent partner in 2025 is going to be incredibly hard regardless.

>>214025638
Hence why as a guy you want to have your best chance with girl you are actually interested in as a potential partner
Why risk your virginity being a turn off for your oneitis if you have the chance of losing it beforehand with a random broad?
It's not like any woman is going to find it special, let alone attractive

>>214021671
I downloaded a dating app but I only matched with fat women

And I'm not talking like a little chubby I mean like actually 300+ pound behemoths, I had no idea so many of these women even existed but there were just dozens of them on the app (hinge)

I just couldn't go through with it, I wasn't attracted even a little bit

I'm taking it as a sign I need to lose weight and find some other activities to do that hopefully involve single women

>>214020682
If your erect penis has entered a vagina, you are officially not a virgin

>>214025760
Thing is if your potential prefered partner is turned off by you not being a good fuck the first time then the relationship is doomed anyway. She'll leave once she gets bored by the sex at best, probably just be unfaithful.

>>214021311
Men cannot be raped by women, idiot

>>214024234
He died without seeing a son
>Divorced
>Manipulated by a Succubus
>Start a family with the wrong woman
>Get into a relationship with a BPD woman
>Get falsely accused
>Become a tool for a complete bitch
>Marry a fat chick
>Marry a useless stoner girl
>Lower standards and fuck a negress or somthing
Tons of other negatives.

Its rough and I know your pain. Im not some migtow, women hating Taylor the Feind guy but im aware how terrible it is. At this point I feel superior for not giving into sexual desires and putting my dick into some crazy girl or a whore. Keep in mind, you are not a women and you can still get a wife in 20s as a 40 yo man. Women cant do that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkFW6sYj654

Now you have what ever savings he left you. Get a haircut, a shower, workout and purchase a hot mail order bride or be a passport bro. Its not like you have a dad/wife/kids to worry about you being in a 3rd world country getting into shenanigans anyway.
If you want to get married, keep in mind if the girls an athiest or some kind of fucking pagan its not worth it. Dont be a fan of someone you want to fuck, look for your own fans to fuck. Theres plenty of men who took boomer advice and ended up in a terrible relationship like picrel

>>214024323
Not really, you forget that siblings and cousins exist. Yes anon’s bloodline might have ended, but unless he was an only child his father’s and mother’s bloodline will be fine as long as his brother or sister reproduced. And even if that didn’t happen, if his first cousin reproduced then his grandparents’ bloodline will be fine, and so on. Le bloodlines argument doesn’t make sense

>>214025276
Whores are a female exclusive thing. Literally nobody has ever shamed male whores. It’s not a thing. Imagine trying to insult a guy by calling him a slut. Would that offend him? It would be like calling a black guy a chink and stretching your eyes sideways. It just doesn’t work. Males gain status by having more sex, females lose status by having more sex. The traditional male equivalent of being a whore is being called impotent or a cuckold which is what an incel or a soi boy is these days.

>>214026091
Historically it makes sense since the obvious downside of sex is really only carried by women, getting pregnant without a husband.

Morally it makes no sense to exclude one gender if it's considered harmful to society to whore around instead of creating stable marriages and families. That's why I think it's equally wrong.

>>214025979
>purchase a hot mail order bride
>plenty of men who took boomer advice and ended up in a terrible relationship
What do you think is going to happen once the mail order bride gets naturalized? You still need her… and now she doesn’t need you. What do you think is going to happen? This is the most stereotypical retarded boomer advice possible. You should kill yourself. Genuinely, fucking kill yourself. Fat fucking white piece of shit. You deserve to be replaced by Mexicans you disgusting obese lazy fucking ugly moron

>>214019535 (OP)
Sadly, many of us didn't lose our virginity in high school like we should have.

>only 9 years off
What should I do when I get there?

>>214026091
>Literally nobody has ever shamed male whores
A male whore might be something like a drug addict, who resorts to having sex with other men for heroin money even though he's straight. It's less common but it does happen and it's looked down on and stigmatized (as it probably should be, high risk of things like getting HIV from it).

>>214025013
Women are literally so oblivious to how lucky they are that they think men also just get random opportunities to have sex pop in to their DMs every day

>>214022567
Never watched Seinfeld btw, is Constanza cool?

>>214026286
Women are the absolute worst at judging men and red flags. Men who beat and treat women like shit will ALWAYS have a woman to beat and treat like shit, because he's confident and exciting.

>>214026213
ITs about doing the deed, spreading the seed and getting a 10/10 preggers, Also these relationships dont always end in disasters. Its a foreign dumb bitch you just give her a giant contract to sign like it takes a high IQ to think about that.
>Fat fucking white piece of shit. You deserve to be replaced by Mexicans you disgusting obese lazy fucking ugly moron
This is an angry SE asian man who is pissed his women are cheap and will marry no neck ed types lmao

>>214019535 (OP)
There's gonna be a lot more of these pretty soon

>>214026235
I knew this guy with a girlfreind who had a nickname and people got expelled for calling her it. it was
>Shitdick
Se was hot but when she lost her virginity a bit of shit came out when she orgasm and the guy told someone and word got out. So not all virgin losing experiences are this magical moment your missing out on. The whole school started to call her it to the point where the only way the school could protect her was expel people for calling her shitdick

>>214026213
Go back to /r/AsianMen/ . Also I advocate for one to stick with their own race. Dont fuck some chink chong gook

>>214024744
Sounds depressing. Take some TRT and shave your head. Go for that bad boy look.

>>214026383
have you seen the women on 90 day fiance? these are not 10/10 models we're talking about here, usually they're just plain looking women from whatever country they come from

then
>have to house them and give them money for stuff (obviously)
>theyre from a completely different fucking culture so they do a lot of weird shit that's foreign to you
>they have no social circle other than you so they'll just be around you all the time
>probably don't speak english, if they do it's very limited
>if they're asian (likely) have to deal with their family nonstop
>threat of divorce, alimony, and child support on top of all of that

a legitimate fucking nightmare, I dont know why any of these guys do it

>>214026672
This is why you do it the other way around and go to their country.
There's a reason passport bros has become a thing.

>>214026672
90 day fiance is a show written by a multimillion dollar corporation. Its not real life. The situations are set up and there is post interviews by the cast on the show that talk about how they are either still together/divorced. They talk about how the show made them look bad and set things up to frame things in a entertaining way.

And 10/10 is a figure of speech Its realy up to the man to give a rating on how hot he thinks she is.
But anyways the show, airs episodes of complete dorks getting Lupe Fuentes teir girls. You cant get that in the USA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwfpHGeNVU

You are a SE Asian man fucking pissed about whites being able to get lower 3rd world women. Your post have a r/asianmen vibe.

>>214025638
>decent girl
hahahaha
lol
lmao

>>214026850
>You are a SE Asian man fucking pissed about whites being able to get lower 3rd world women. Your post have a r/asianmen vibe.

No I'm a white guy who wants to date a white woman, or at the very least a woman from my own culture, some kind of slavic woman at most

Trying to grab a woman from a jungle country is insane
>>214026806
That's even more precarious because people will know what you're there for and will be looking to prey on you 100%

Just get a expensive bracelet/watch and give your self a good ole $1000 hand job that always makes me feel better.

>>214026883
Yeah crazy I know, probably as rare as a decent man.

>>214021922
Thanks man I won't.

>>214026927
>That's even more precarious because people will know what you're there for and will be looking to prey on you 100%
Idk, I've seen plenty of success stories.

>>214026271
Even in your example what’s most shameful is not that he’s a whore, it’s that he’s gay. And even then, the more shameful part is that he’s implied to be a bottom and sucking/taking dick.

>>214026927
I may have mistaken you for >>214026213 if you arnt the same person.
>Trying to grab a woman from a jungle country is insane
I can agree
>That's even more precarious because people will know what you're there for and will be looking to prey on you 100%
Disagree, although i dont adovcate for whites fucking weird monkey people, some of these places are so backwards their families will see white men and tell their daughters "Theirs your chance". And they feel like (know) white genes make their genetics better even if the white guy is a ugly dork.
>some kind of slavic woman at most
I agree slavic mainly chez/slovakia are the best genes but Putin/Zelensky just purged millions of whites and are about to nigger up Eastern Europe so in about 10 years it will become a muslim mutt empire.

>>214019535 (OP)
It unironically isn't possible if you're washed, groomed and employed. I'm ugly as fuck and girls have directly asked me for sex. 40 year old virgins exist but they don't look like Steve Carrell with a nerdy haircut.

>>214024234
>My dad just died without seeing me ever get a girlfried or a good job, it was eating him inside, with a better son he wouldve lived more Im sure, yet another trauma. Im sorry thats all I can say, I just dont know how to be different, im useless.

I've experienced something similar this month. I'm 33, been a loser my entire life and it clearly has impacted my father. He rightfully hates that his 33 year old son still lives at home, no career despite their support, never had a relationship, barely had friends. I'm a source of shame and embarrassment to him. Start of the month I had a mental breakdown to them about how miserable and pathetic I am and how I want to kms, which I've never done before. Of course, they still say things like "anon, why are you so depressed/mad/sad, you have had a good life". But anyway about a week after this mental breakdown, my father had a massive heart attack. He's lucky he survived it and has been recovering at home, but I can't help but think that it's not a coincidence that literally a week after I finally had a breakdown to my parents, he has this heart attack.

>>214026286
Well duh, they don't know how good they have it because that is all they have ever been and lack the ability to imagine being anything else
>only a man can be a woman - lacan

>>214027068
>I'm ugly as fuck and girls have directly asked me for sex.
I bet they are also pagan, single moms, colored hair, nose rings, into drugs etc. Or young and they live with their parents and your the cool older dude with a apartment.

>>214026383
>Also these relationships dont always end in disasters. Its a foreign dumb bitch you just give her a giant contract to sign like it takes a high IQ to think about that.
Lmao what century are you living in? Do you think these are illiterate farm girls that sing to animals or something? Third world countries are just first world countries but poorer and shittier and more corrupt. They know exactly what’s up when they see some clueless incel sex tourist throwing around cash. A “contract”, what the fuck are you talking about, you think that’s legally binding? The SECOND she gets a green card, she (rightfully) is going to leave your ass, she most likely already has a real boyfriend back home and will bring him over now that she can. Man I feel sorry for you, you must be ugly as fuck and probably fat too since you can’t get a girl and on top of that you’re completely stupid and naive. This is why your country will be minority white in the future, natural selection motherfucier

>>214020682
I dryhump my pillow to fap but I’m horny all the time.
So you’re telling me that with real pussy I won’t be able to come?

I’m a 33 khhv I did everything by the book and put myself out there. But I’m average looking and not even landwhales would have me. Please help me… Is Thailand the only hope?

>>214027068
>It unironically isn't possible if you're washed, groomed and employed.
This is bullshit, I have never been unwashed or not groomed while in public and I'm working since I'm 16, no girls has ever asked me even for a kiss let alone anything more than that

>>214027101
Its your fucking fathers fault for not investing in you early and not giving you enough attention. Dont put yourself down. He should have bought you a bowflex or somthing and baught you cool cloths in high school and groomed you to be a total fucking ladies man.
Its his fucking fault and dont you forget it. These stupid boomers do not understand modern times and think everything is still the 70s where you interacted with the people in your town and thats it. Now you have to compete with million of jeets gassing up and giving white girls lmillions of likes on their socials. Its an insane fucking time to live in. The most mid normal white girls are treated like gold to shitskin sub humans. And it puts them on this insane mental pedestal

>>214027116
Yeah but that doesn't refute my point, you can't be a virgin unless you're literally avoiding women or you're failing at basic hygiene.

>>214027125
Yea you give some dumb russian girl used to cyrillic alphabet a giant contract in latin letters to sign before marriage.
Its does not matter. You are a redditor faggot who goes out of his way to disprove, misunderstand and argue symantex look for errors and prove others wrong to win arguments you are trying to start for no reason. I bet your mothers puzzle piece tatoo on her ankle she got for you is realy cool.

>>214027125
You are from r/asianmen. You are angry small penis man.

>>214027251
I disagree, the whore culture is upheld by both genders. The men who are virgins aren't virgins because they're of higher morals, they just didn't get to join in the degeneracy and are angry about it.

Me personally I don't want to partake, it disgusts and saddens me.

>>214027274
What fucking contract, there is no such thing as some magic contract that voids citizenship you retarded subhuman. And you know there isn’t such a thing either, that’s why you have never done it or even tried to do it IRL, you just listen to fucking redpill podcasts and jerk your tiny white microdick to your incel fantasies. Nice try projecting your autistic status on other people it won’t change a single fucking thing you genetic dead end freak.

The only reason people end up as old virgins like this is from lack of social skills, a shitty personality, and social isolation. People try to say it's about being ugly or having too high of standards, but its not true. If you did a survery of all the guys who are virgins over the age of 30, I would wager that a vast majority of them, probably over 90%, will say that they lack friends and meaningful social interactions.

There's almost no one who's "too ugly" to have sex, and "high standards" are rare too. But if you don't have social experiences, if you aren't going out places to meet people, if you're alone all the time even in these social settings, people do not gravitate to men who are alone, in fact they are repelled by them.

>>214027125
I dont understand why everything with you is about looks. It all boils down to looks. You are probably incredibly shallow and indian or gook. Or a pissed femcel. Its about a lack of girls that are worthy of time. The issue is women in west have disgusting personalities and are getting uglier all the time and looking outside the US is a better option. You seem so angry for no reason what so ever. I think your a pissed off girl. Proboly posting from a room full of tapestry, dirty laundry, cat box ect. Or a troon. I dont understand why you post all angry and look for people to shit on.

>>214027308
USA : 43% white under 18
Canada : 41% white under 18
Australia : 57% white under 18

You are going fucking extinct and some of the last breeding age males of your race are having autist incel fantasies about raping butt ugly flat faced gooks. Enjoy your Elliot Rodger school shooters

>>214027372
Theres contracts for everything.
>there is no such thing as some magic contract that voids citizenship you retarded subhuman.
Never mentioned that, you are jumping to your own retarded conclusions. A simple contract that says you get nothing if divorced.
>d you know there isn’t such a thing either, that’s why you have never done it or even tried to do it IRL, you just listen to fucking redpill podcasts and jerk your tiny white microdick to your incel fantasies.
This is angry white libshit femcel speak. I cant even put jeets and asians down by accusing you of being one.
>ice try projecting your autistic status on other people it won’t change a single fucking thing you genetic dead end freak.
The amount of rage and emotion is insane. So angry for nothing. Yea a nose ring libshit white girl who no man wants.

>>214025013
I want to fucking kill myself holy shit

>>214027430
Why are you angry? The last whites left will all be ultra right wing and thats the best time for a 4th reich. The mixers will be mixed out leaving only Natsoc left. Im excited for the future.

>>214027383
I can understand why you’re trying to deflect from looks, when you’re a white fucking incel… how did that happen? Best phenotype, light skin, most likely to be tall, best bone structure, second largest dicks, highest IQ so you should be able to fix it, instead you ended up a gross unfuckable incel. How lazy stupid and incompetent can you get to fuck up such an excellent start? Do you think you have the right to critique other people’s personalities when you have completely failed in your own life? This is why the next generation will be Black and Latino and Muslim, NATURAL FUCKING SELECTION at work

>>214019759
That post wouldn't be out of place today, wdym?

>>214027511
Angry troon speak. Like go do dildo stuff or what ever it is you do.

>>214027379
For me it was definitely isolation because of anxiety and depression for about 20 years, from when I was around 16-36.

>>214027379
Is it possible to change it or once you hit 30 are you fucked? I'm a 32 KHV and wanna improve my life, but I feel like it's too late for me now

>>214027511
>This is why the next generation will be Black and Latino and Muslim, NATURAL FUCKING SELECTION at work.
Ok, you did not write "ARAB" you wrote "Muslim". You must be an arab who values being a muslim over your race? Go bend over another guy bending over on a carpet and inhale farts.

>>214027544
Why are you projecting your own white tranny sexual fantasies on me? You know white countries are the gay tranny capitals of the world right? That white boys are incredibly more likely to troon out than any other race of men? That your countries are the only ones that have legal gay marriage and open pride parades and pronouns in your names? Seriously what are you getting at here?

>>214027379
I have good social skills, a bunch of friends and a pretty normal life and job, yet here I am as a virgin at 30. I honestly don't know what I should do so I just gave up.

you just need to pull the band aid off and adopt jeet mindset
>see beautiful woman in park not sure what to say
lady you are pretty pls show bob and vangene
>timid in public and around others
scam other men to acquire money
>cannot afford housing
lobby for rusty metal shack shelter trend
>food getting too expensive
eat beans off cement floors to sustain yourself
>cannot afford gym to get /fit/
go do cartwheel rolls in the middle of the night on the street to work out
>laundromat too expensive cannot afford washing machine
be a real saar and rock your pooped/peed pants in public

>>214027599
If your getting so much pussy why are you here making angry comments towards virgins? This is like a virgin website. Shouldent you be on like some kind of website for vagaholics where cool guys that get laid go to. Why are you here arguing with losers? Its like you enjoy being around losers because it makes you feel good. Because being around winners remind you of somthing you will never become in life.
Arab.

>>214027457
Why are you so obsessed with Asians and Indians? What did they ever do to you? Are you just punching down because they’re the only race that’s more feminine and have smaller dicks than whites? Listen buddy, unlike you these races aren’t actively suicidal and aren’t letting tens of millions of foreigners invade their country. Asia will still be full of Asians in 100 years, unlike Europe and America which will resemble one giant Brazil/South Africa muttistan

>>214026994
>that he’s gay
It shouldn't be impossible to believe that something like a heroin addiction could have a stronger influence on someone's choices than what their real sexual orientation is. The drive to acquire drug money leads him to get fucked in the ass, he would prefer not to do that and to get the money some other way if it was an option.

I’m 31 and virgin and let me tell you I don’t give a shit about social constructs and “reputation” anymore. Now I just sniff the shit out of seats women were sitting on and taking creepshots.

>>214027661
I cant tell if your a libshit tranny or an angry jeet/arab/asian. Maybe a North Korean in Russias cyber army trying to troll for the first time? Maybe first day in IDFs cyber troll battalion? Idk but you are entertaining. Imagine being that angry of a person.

>>214027511
Shitskin incel sperging is always hilarious to read. Enjoy seething about your betters for the next few decades kek

>>214027661
Thanks for being a cartoon character race to laugh at.

>>214019535 (OP)
I made a half hearted attempt at losing mine by meeting an internet friend irl when I was 29. Absolutely nothing happens and didn't even get close to happening. Gave up after that, now 42 and just watch tv and films waiting to die

>>214027549
Yep, exactly. And this is the common story.
>>214027587
No idea man. I'm 33 khv and feel the exact same way as you.
>>214027650
I don't understand how you can have friends, a job, a normal life and social skills but never have sex. I mean I know that you still have to approach women, they don't just come to you, so if you don't approach them you'll likely remain one. But usually people in your situation, just being in social situations is enough to have women around enough that one takes a liking to you. Or are your "good social skills" and "lots of friends" just a bunch of nerdy loner guys who also don't know women? If that's the case, then yeah it won't help you meet women.

>NOOOOOO I JUST WANTED TO TRESSPASS INTO A BROWN COUNTRY AND BUY CHILD SEX SLAVE PUSSY IM INNOCENT YOU CANT HECKIN KIDNAP ME IM AN AMERICAN
*BRRRRRRR*
>I-IS THAT A CHAINSAW?!? YOU WOULDNT HURT A WHOLESOME TOURIST… THINK OF THE LOCAL ECONIMERINOOOO. YOU CANT CUT OFF MY BODY PARTS AND SEND A RANSOM LETTER HOME THATS NOT WHAT MY BROS ON R/TRAVEL ROLD ME WAS GONNA HAPPEN
*BRRRR*
*slash* *spurt* *bleed*
>AAAAGGHHHHHHH IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!!! YOU FUCKING WETBACK BEANER TACO FUCKING SPICS!!!!! DONT PLEASE DONT FUCKING KILL ME AND SELL MY ORGANS NOOOOOOOO IM HECKIN WHITE SAVE ME TRUMP COLONEL SANDERS ADOLF HITLER DONT LET THIS hAPPEN MY ARYAN ANC-AAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKKKKKJ!!!!!!!!

>>214019535 (OP)
>be me
>come here to troll with this exact thread
>"upload failed"
>huh?
>it already exists
sasuga

>>214027712
>>214027743
>>214027762
>>214027789
>sniff, sob… why are western women so heckin mean to me?!! Just because I’m obese, ugly, smelly, socially retarded, unemployed, and spend my time telling people to kill themselves online doesn’t give them the right to reject me! Why can’t they stop being shallow and give me my 10/10 sexy girlfriend maid wife mom that deepthroats all 2 inches of my dick on command already?! Evil feminist whores with no empathy!
>anyways, I’m a dominant alpha conqueror white male predator that takes what he wants. Don’t you feel intimidated by me yet, shitskin?

>>214022156
I think I basically figured out if you're not the type to make small talk with strangers and socialize on your own and don't really have a lot of friends it's a very easy path to go down.

I'm a kissless virgin at 33 and I've literally never tried. When I got to the age when people start actually thinking about the opposite sex like mid to late middle school, that's when things started to go bad socially for me. So being pretty much friendless in late middle school and high school doomed me to being alone there... never went to any dances or proms, never was invited to parties, and besides being in class, I never was in social situations to meet or get to know girls. Then I went to college and without the basis and knowledge of friends, sex and relationships, I was a social outcast there too. When you're in HS and college, girls rightfully want nothing to do with some socially outcast loser. Then as expected, I was a complete loser throughout my 20s so of course I'm not gonna try to meet women, and that's continued into my 30s. I've never had anything to offer to any women, so why bother trying?

I actually think I've had a handful of girls in school and women in my life possibly interested in me, finding me cute and/or funny. But even with that knowledge, knowing that I had no life whatsoever to speak of, no friends to introduce them to, no good job, no cool hobbies or activites that I do, not a happy person, there's no reason to open myself up to them and let them see how pathetic my life is where they're going to ditch me anyway. I don't blame anyone except myself. I don't blame or hate women, or rage about politics, or race, or religion, or the other shit that guys here do that drives women away.

>>214021048
The message is: if you're a white male, don't marry a young, fertile woman, marry a post-menopausal grandmother who won't give you children.

Nice one, Jews!

>>214028171
>do NOT take care of white children… bring over some brown mutt and bring some cursed el mexicano beaners or Elliot Rodger HAPA incels into existence instead and contribute to >>214028198

Nice try

>>214027906
>tourism is trespassing
>brown immigration however is great
Go mow the lawn, Paco

>>214028257
You were the ones who invited us in and let us stay forever retard. Don’t be surprised that your house is the only one robbed if your door is the only one left unlocked

>>214028039
>I think I basically figured out if you're not the type to make small talk with strangers and socialize on your own and don't really have a lot of friends it's a very easy path to go down.

Yep, exactly. People who are shocked by the concept of someone who's a virgin at 40, or 30, or even mid 20s, truly don't understand how easy it is to end up like that. Well people nowadays seem to understand it somewhat with the younger generation, saying things like "everyone is on their phone and social media and not interacting in real life so that's why people are lonely and not having sex." So they get the concept that you need to have real life interactions to have relationships and sex. But then it's lost on them when people older than Gen Z had the same lack of real life interactions that explains why they're virgins too.

>>214028257
Also I noticed you got mad about the tourist part and not the raping a child part. I guess when you spend all your time on a website full of pedophile losers that hate women and girls you lose sight of realityv

these are one of those threads that interest me, but theyre too depressing

>>214028314
Browns rape at levels that literally no other people except niggers can reach, lmao

Dumb spic doesn't even realize the irony

>>214019535 (OP)
I'm 32 and never had a gf.

>>214025013
>I was planning on having sex with him that night
No shit, whore

>>214028374
Alexa find the recorded rape rate for China and compare it to those of major western countries

>>214027101
Im sorry anon, let us hope the future has something better for both of us and the courage to grab it and make our parents proud

>>214027222
People sold globalization as buying foreign televisions , now we know is making the average guy compete against the whole world for geting a job, a house and a gf in his own town. Obviously ee cant compete with milions of simps, cheaters and every bank in the world

>>214027222
No, it's not my father's fault, it's my fault and my fault alone. They (he and my mother) provided me every opportunity a kid could ask for with a two parent non-abusive financially stable household in one of the most beautiful and successful areas of the United States. It's not their fault that I became a depressed socially avoidant loser who never put in the effort to make friends or a girlfriend and gave up on life to never make anything of myself

>>214027101
Fuck, I had that exact breakdown at 30. I guess my parents are lucky I have a brother who isn't a total failure.

>>214028683
But why were you a depressed socially avoidant loser? It's a parents job to help you to not become that way.

>>214027101
just working some terrible cashier job at some supermarket would improve your life A LOT if you don't have a job already

>>214019535 (OP)
>finally get a gf at 28
>she doesn't like to touch, hold hands, hug, anything
>kiss her once
>she immediately becomes even more distant
>relationship lasted about 2 weeks
Why is reality like this?

>>214028732
How long ago was that? And unfortunately I'm an only child, so there's no backup for my parents to have a child to be proud of or to provide them grandchildren. Father is 72, mother is 67 so it's getting close to the end and they'll never see me successful. My mother did give me the "we can't bury our only child, if you kill yourself you'll be killing us as well" speech. And honestly with that breakdown, it's just the only time I've actually done it to my parents. It's what I've kept to myself for many years now.

>>214028882
The unfortunate truth about older female virgins. While most men remain virgins by simply not being proactive, if a woman is one by 28 then it's because she has extreme anxiety around it. No woman remains a virgin because she's just "waiting for the right guy", because why would you? Sex is fun, and women get access to free sex every day from the moment they hit puberty

>>214028922
It was 2 years ago. I'm still a virgin, still in the exact same position in life pretty much. I am working on getting a better career, but it''s slow going due to depression.

>>214028940
I really doubt she was a virgin. She had bfs before me. I wasn't even angling to fuck or anything yet. She was just extremely cold. My female friends were more affectionate than her--I don't know why she bothered with me at all if she was so disinterested.

all I seem to hear and witness are horror stories nonstop. I'm kind of spooked out by relationships

>>214028922
>having an only child at 40
No offense to your parents but what did they expect? This is like the worst way possible to reproduce if you want your bloodline to continue lmao

>>214028854
>But why were you a depressed socially avoidant loser? It's a parents job to help you to not become that way.
I think it was becoming socially avoidant first, which in turn made me depressed because I had no friends or relationships, which made me even more avoidant, which made me more depressed, etc. I don't really know what my parents could have done for me in that area.
>>214028880
I do have a shitty job (currently on medical caregiver leave watching over my father) and it was a huge reason why I've gotten into this position. I've rotted for a decade here and since turning 30 when I really went off the deep end mentally, every day was misery, commuting seeing the normal people with good jobs, knowing that I've been there forever still at the bottom, barely doing anything all day. But then I lack the self esteem and skills to even know what to try to get otherwise, I see no reason why a job would choose me to hire, especially in this ridiculously competitive job market. But I will say that being basically a NEET for the entire month has been the most depressed I've ever been.
>>214029137
Well it was my father who was 39, my mother was "only" 33 when I was born. I know that's relatively old to have a child especially my father, but I guess they wanted to make sure they were in a stable situation before having a kid.

>>214020670
>If you had ever had your dick inside a mouse
Excuse me what

>>214028988
What career stuff are you doing

>>214029312
If you had a son who just started hiding away in his room, what would you do? I don't know what age you were or circumstances so it's hard to know but did they talk to you about why you isolated yourself? Did they help you by encouraging you and supporting you? Did they show any kind of love or interest?

I ask because my parents did none of those things, they just let me rot away in my room, hiding from everything that gave me anxiety, and yeah I also became depressed eventually, who the hell wouldn't.

>>214029312
>I guess they wanted to make sure they were in a stable situation before having a kid.
To be fair to them that is basically the norm nowadays, they were just ahead of the line. And unlike modern parents in their case it probably wasn't widely know that having a kid that late balloons their chances of having autism or some other disorders.

>>214029459
I don't really remember to be honest. I know my mother has never really showed much concern about the state of me. My father spent a lot of childhood telling me to go outside. But I think given the fact that I'm in my 30s, still live with them, have a dead end job, barely ever had friends, never had relationships, never really been happy or fun, and they still can't seem to wrap my head around why I'm a miserable depressed person and that "I've had a perfectly good fine life" shows they are kind of oblivious to everything.

But I don't know man. I don't know how old you are, but once you become an adult, you have to take responsibility for your own life and being a loser, if that's what you are. Sure the foundations were laid in childhood that affected the rest of our lives, but once we hit 18 or get into our 20s, we should have the ability to change our lives ourselves. Can't keep blaming parents.

>>214021048
There's someone for everyone, in theory
And hes a middle aged virgin working at best buy, he got what he deserved

Past a certain age a man who is not a global influencer running an underage illegal prostitution ring and giving bad advice or a multi billionaire tech executive getting infinity oil dollars from arabian kings who poop on women is a losing man that is NGMI

>>214029312
>>214029312
you are only 33 tho. there is still hope. i just turned 30 myself and yeah my life and situation is fucking ASS compared to regular people at my age. but i feel like my suffering has came to a point where everything can just get better unless i get some terrible disease that kills me or something like that. try to write up some very tiny goals like going to the gym 4 times a week for 1 month and see where that takes you. that's what im going to do. hopefully it will be some sort of domino effect where i just do better and better from there.

earlier i have had way too "big goals" like getting my license, finding a good job, starting school again but i will obviously not go from 0 to any of those things but yet i get really depressed when that shite dont work out so yeah small steps and take it from there. hopefully things works out for both you and me.

>>214029584
People are formed by their experiences and if your parents give you a shit start it's very hard to just "fix yourself". You've built up a shit ton of horrible habits, sense of self etc. But absolutely you should try to fix yourself and get better, but being full of self hatred because you believe it's all your own fault isn't a good start.

I'm close to 40, I started getting better pretty late in life so I'll always be a bit of a weirdo, but at least I'm not an anxious and depressed wreck anymore.

i got ALL the way to literally rubbing my dick on a vagina over multiple instances, over multiple days. literally as close as you can get to losing your virginity status, while still maintaining it.
very annoying, and i feels like i cant even really say im a virgin because i still rubbed my dick against a vagina. im gonna be pissed but only half surprised if i dont get my wizard powers in 6 years

>>214021311
yeah me too by my mom when i was a kid it really fucked me up, cant even bang cause of pstd flashbacks.

>23 in 4 months
>kv
>never been in a relationship
I'm just under 6'4" but pretty fat
is there any hope after I lose the weight or is it genuinely over regardless?

>>214030045
If this was 20 years ago it might have been over. Being a 23 year old virgin isn't too bad these days. Just lose the weight before you get to 30 and you'll be fine unless you're a giga sperg

>>214030045
i never had a gf or sex until i was 23. i tried very hard to be more social etc and it actually worked out for me. had sex with that chick probably 300 times. havent had sex since tho and now im 30

>>214029779
Why did those sexual encounters only involve rubbing the vag, and not putting it inside? Was someone trying to comply with religious doctrine about premarital sex, or some shit?

>>214030045
>>214030091
I'm a 22 khhv and got in shape a few months ago, but I still get nothing, and have to go through a humiliation ritual to get any female attention.
Add to that I can't land a job for the life of me, and that roasties disgust me, and things are looking pretty grim.

>>214030173
we tried, but it hurt her. that was it. we kept trying and it never happened. she would come begging me to sex her up and id already know it was just gonna end with her crying about not being able to do it. and since we both thought it was just a temporary/first time thing we just pretended we had done it and it slowly snowballed into this big thing. i got called a pervert and a sex addict by some of my friends and lost them over it, lmao. im pretty terrified to bump into any of my friends because i dont know if she told them the truth after all of it. all of them confided in me about THEIR sex lives and relationships because they thought i had experience.

its pretty funny now. wasnt then.

>>214027178
How old are you? Go out more and lower your standards.

>>214019535 (OP)
i have been with 19 women and have had sex at least 1k times in my life, and I am a NEET. 28 yrs old. no fatties, no crack whores. AMA

>>214030798
>How old are you?
29
>Go out more
I have gone out a lot, especially precovid. Bars, clubs, concerts, festivals, you name it. Never even kissed.
>lower your standards
It really isn't about standards but more about me just going through life with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and of course, nothing ever happened. Basically never making a move or asking a girl out, so nothing happened in that department obviously

>>214030971
how tall are you?

>>214031000
5'9, though I wear lifts and appear as 5'11.

>>214030971
So how did you find those 19 women in general? How does the process from meeting them to having sex look like?

>>214022156
Yep I don't try. I have signed up to dating sites but never get any responses. But in general I don't go out, have no friends or social life and if I do meet a girl its a shop worker

>>214031150
4 were gfs of more than a year so the sex was regular. of those 4, 3 I knew from HS and 1 I met on Tinder.
11 were girls I knew through friends, that I either just messaged on FB (back when I still had that) or started texting one day out of the blue. About half I knew from HS, the other half after.
Another 4 were girls I met on Tinder, not including Tinder gf from earlier.

>>214031287
For every 1k girls that don't reply there is a qt who will appreciate a good sense of humor and a little bit of confidence. I know how you feel though, Tinder especially can feel very defeating during dry spells.

Approaching a stranger doesn't work at all.
Back in the day, you got introduced to a girl by a friend or a relative.
Nowadays, nobody has friends, their parents don't help them at all, and there's no small homogeneous community to take part in.

If you want a girlfriend, you need a shit load of friends. Otherwise, it's impossible.
Normalfags like >>214022156 never virgin friends, because khhv in real life have no friends, so they just assume they are super rare.

>>214031150
>>214031408

As far as the process, just texting a lot, being funny, not acting like an NPC genuinely does help. Make flirty comments to guage interest. If no interest, play the long game for a lil bit and see if that changes. If it doesn't, move onto someone else. It really does help to try and be a girls friend, just dont be a beta bitch about it.

>>214030972
>going through life with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and of course, nothing ever happened.
>Basically never making a move or asking a girl out, so nothing happened in that department obviously
Same here but 30. Didn't act on two crushes kid/teen years, will regret it for the rest of my life. Asked out one girl in college, very awkward.
One problem was likely male dominated education choices since high-school. Is actually pretty social.

>>214030766
That sucks.
Wonder what's the best way to handle that type of thing and help her adjust... like starting with smaller dildos and seeing if she can insert those, and work her way up to bigger things?

>>214031635
>One problem was likely male dominated education choices since high-school
I don't even have that excuse since I went to a college which was like at least 60% girls and I still never even kissed lol. Basically I deserve to die alone

>>214019535 (OP)
I lost my non-prostitute virginity at 33 so it sure as shit is possible.

>>214019759
Of course it has. Just like people living with their parents in multigenerational households further into adulthood is making a comeback.
And the virginity problem isn't gonna be solved unless hoeflation takes a major loss and starts declining.

>>214031889
congrats, what did you do exactly at 33 to make it happen?

How long till inceldom gets accepted as a public health crisis on a mass scale

>>214032057
Some probably BPD chick just came on to me in a very obvious and direct way

>>214026541
i hate the meta

>>214019535 (OP)
I'm knee-deep in Zoomer pussy. Please continue to be anti-social retards

Boomers raised a generation of stupid fucking whores. Simple as that. If it was a good boomer parent they put them on head meds that caused them to be weird, if not they were shitty alcoholic parents or absent parents/deadbeats and because of it their daughters decided to fuck niggers. White women dyke out/fuck niggers out of spite for terrible parents. Its a leverage move and self hate. Its their dumb way of thinking they are doing a power play that they are getting back at them for having the most genetically distant looking kids possible. Its self hate and a way to make their kids looks as different as possible.
The ones with upper middle class boomer parents treated college like a fuck - drug fest and turn into blown out roastie karens by their 30s. Like the AG in Newport RI that went viral. There is no nice white Brandy girl from Joe Dirt waiting for you anons. Im sorry. The damage western boomers have done is unforgivable. These stupid hippies fried their brains out fucking eachother up the ass in the 60s and 70s treating Tim Leary like modern Gen X treat Joe Rogan. Just save money, learn a eastern Eurorpean language that fascinates you, leverage your citizenship and get what you deserve.

Its lame. I know. But if your down check out the documentary its easy to find online. Trying to spread positiviy

>>214032127
I am social though, just have absolutely no clue how to translate that into being intimate with girls in any way

>But getting pussy is so easy anon even if you dont look good.
Go fuck youself with this bullshit answer. We know what you get. Alot of dudes dont want these kind of people in their life. The easy drugged out cunt is not worth it.

>>214031810
dunno man. i left town and she got pregnant in about 100 days. maybe i had the wrong hole. either way, RIP my self esteem and self worth after that. people were hesitant to tell me because i guess they thought id be upset and want to kill the guy, when secretly i just wanted to ask him how. i already knew the relationship was over and dead and even if we had fucked in the last year it was over. too much bad blood between us.

>>214032166
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h9qQ1kC8xWg

>>214032078
Never. Normies think we're pathetic. Women especially love the idea of using "you've obviously never touched a woman" as an insult

Boomers raised the most embarrassing fucking white people. Woodstock was a fucking psyop. If not for woodstock shit like this would not exist. Gathering of the Juggalos, Mudfest Burningman etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZozHNu0GVk
These boomers raised a bunch of pill head retards. At this point I can emphasize why not control white gentiles. Why the fuck not? They were raised to be total fucking retards. Then you got millions of white redditors, people obsessed with participating in retarded groups. How does one not hate 99% of the people they encounter. Left or Right does not matter at this point. Fucking hate both.

Okay maybe i went to extreme with the white trash. But lets go to the polished trash. This is the cream of the crop I guess. Boomers raising these HOA Karens who are stuck in their fantasay college world forever. Wasting their reproductive years with drugs, and doing stupid fucking dances and retarded certifications no one cares about. And these are the cunts who call just normal dudes losers for lack of experience and stuck with a shitty job.

>>214032247
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h9qQ1kC8xWg
Divorced Dads is great

>>214019535 (OP)
im a little below average looking, or maybe ugly, ok im ugly, simple as
>not a problem right? just be confident, outgoing, funny etc. chicks dig that.
im shy, reserved and awkward
>alright, just have money then and good career
im a highschool drop out with no skills working dead end jobs

also i possibly have aspergers

>>214031883
The college itself had girls, but not CS... I guess I have to once again blame myself for not going to enough parties and such. Or blame my friends at college who wasn't into the whole college life so I had no one to go with...
But even if I did I probably wouldn't have gotten any since I don't really dare to hit on girls. Perks of being a wallflower, my ass.

>>214032355
>>214032423
>And these are the cunts who call just normal dudes losers for lack of experience and stuck with a shitty job.
Outed yourself there, mate.
No one (except other incels) will take your life philosophy seriously if you are just a sad loser.

>>214032166
I've tried it in this context. It doesn't work. All it will do is help you trick yourself into seeing something that isn't there, and get set up for even worse letdowns. It doesn't affect what's going on in anyone's head other than yours and it won't help make women be attracted to you

>>214032888
Make a list of a 100 things/goals you want and work towards obtaining them and just work on it. Your not going to manifest winning the lotto. You think Hitler thought "its never going to happen" on his way to becoming fuhrer? He followed his goals and never stopped working towards them.
https://youtu.be/OHHEfDM3MRc?t=227

>>214022156
post height

>>214033008
Height is a meme used by white women to put men down and get into their head. Its somthing shallow women value. The shortest spic janitors have good looking spic girlfreinds. Money trumps everything.

>>214033045
>Height is a meme
knew it

>>214032982
>You think Hitler thought "its never going to happen" on his way to becoming fuhrer?
Nta he lost the war chud lol he didnt accomplish shit

>>214032888
Dude talking about the Secret will make a women instantly start yapping and become interested and think your insightful. They eat shit up like this. The issue I think most can agree with is not that they cant get laid, its that they dont want to. The options suck. Rather fuck a flesh-lite then a women with some kind of purple hair and piercing. Or one on headmeds. The reason I suggested the Secret is because if the fucking Insane Clown Posse can build a million dollar empire being poor guys from detroit then you can find that chick you want in your life. Just trying to send light and positivity in the depths of darkness. To anyone that has never seen the documentary or only seen the memes, what do you have to lose?

>>214033076
Ok tall man timmothy what are you doing here? Shouldn't you have your head up in the clouds looking down at all the hot poon waving at you hoping they chose you?

>>214033177
might legit be a real life roastie with cringy wnanabe sassy tone, poor reading comprehension and heigh denialism

>>214019535 (OP)
why am i thinking of pic rel

>>214019535 (OP)
Such an improbable premise. Like really, a 40 year old virgin? That is ridiculous.

>>214033265
Roasties cant make art. This is tall man timothy.

did the captcha put a curse on me for posting in this thread?

>40, virgin without sex

Instead of going to a bar to pick up chicks, I drink a 40 of King Cobra alone in my room after my workout. In fact, I have never gone drinking in a bar in my life. I am a khv in his mid 20s that's never had a girlfriend. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>214022156
>born with above average height
>ugly and autistic so it just makes girls think I'm a creep/rapist/stalker despite being a timid coward
It's just not fair.

>>214033422
the second neo stopped using guns it went to shit

>>214033886
lean into it. start copying irl serial killer fashion and behavior. chicks dig serial killers

>>214021311
>its not at all funny,
NOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY DICK AAAAARRGGGHHH

>>214020670
>If you had ever had your dick inside a mouse
kek

Not a virgin but I'm about to hit 38 without ever having a gf so it's definitely possible, in fact it's very easy.

>>214019776
Don't like 20% identify as LGBTQ now? God bless zoomers

literally how do you even find whores/escorts

>>214021671
Ok but what if your social anxiety is so bad you start sweating profusely when talking to strangers?

>>214034308
Go somewhere with an abundance of them, like Las Vegas. But be prepared to be ripped off, for the escort that shows up to be less attractive than you expected, to have to pay extra hundreds to escalate things to blowjob and then to actual sex, for her to have set a timer for a shorter window than what was agreed to, and so on.

>>214027379
>if you're alone all the time even in these social settings, people do not gravitate to men who are alone, in fact they are repelled by them.
I've been to social functions with a friend group and it still never helped me with the women there, it was basically the same experience as if I was alone

>>214034522
>Go somewhere with an abundance of them, like Las Vegas.
going to vegas alone is outside of my means right now

>>214034308
Dont do it. They are just broken girls used to syphon money from broken dudes like you to go back to abusive niggers.

Me in about 15 years, lest I get a hooker who'll probably give me AIDS, arrest me or chop me up for parts.

>>214034308
Go to a third world country, and fuck 8/10s for $100.
https://sv.escortsbabes.com/category/escorts

>>214019535 (OP)
Imagine having sex with a human female that isn't already dead.

>>214020682
>>214027137
I'm fucking cooked it's over.

>>214034548
i've come to the conclusion that some of us just don't have "it", and there's nothing we can do about that

>>214022567
>women dont care about looks
>sure it helps to get dates
>especially on dating apps

>>214027379
If you surveyed virgins over the age of 30, I too would wager that a vast majority of them, probably over 90%, are fucking ugly. Probably "normal" but normal is ugly by women's standards.

Reminder that you're a virgin unless you've had raw, vaginal sex with a woman who has a healthy BMI

>>214028882
That is not a girlfriend

Why couldn't I have been born a woman? Life would've been so much easier. Want sex? Have sex. Don't want sex? Don't have sex. It would've been that straightforward.

>>214034739
Aw jeez, you've got me there.
Had sex with 2 women, with one of them some of it was unprotected but she was somewhat overweight, the other one was slim but it was with a condom. Though I did finish in her mouth without it, does that make a difference?

I will be a 40 year old virgin and I'm happy
The only thing I need to think about is housing
Right now I just dump my paychecks into market index ETFs

>>214032078
Only if or when birthrates get so low that there's the threat of a collapse in the future
And given that even zero sex the country(aka South Korea) doesn't really bother doing much about it, don't hold your breath for it

>>214034777
It's actually crazy how women will try to spin this around by saying they're the victims because sometimes desperate guys, specifically ugly ones they don't want to have sex with, flirt with them too much.

One big thing I especially don't get about women is when they get mad that a man doesn't "get the hint" that she isn't interested. Someone will inevitably ask "Why not just tell him outright?" and she replies "Women are scared of what men will do if you reject them!!"

And it's the dumbest shit because like, you ARE rejecting them. You're just doing it in a pussy way. If you don't WANT them to know they're getting rejected why the fuck are you mad they aren't getting the hint? Do you think rejecting them with "hints" will somehow make that (1/100000000 chance) incel murderer suddenly be ok with it? It genuinely blows my mind how fucking stupid women can be and how much they twist things to make themselves the victims

>>214030766
I swear that shit has to be mental thing, pussies are literally designed to take dick, I can only imagine she was so stressed it made her tense up including her pussy, so all in the mind

gonna blow my fucking head off one day fr

>>214035360
If you have the levels of neurotransmitters that would allow you to go through with suicide, then you're also capable of improving your life and getting out of that situation and finding a partner if that's what's missing.

>>214035400
na i'm cooked. just gotta wait until my parents croak and then i can pull a ronnie mcnutt except i won't have anyone that cares about me

>>214035426
You say that, but still, the levels of cortisol that would allow you to do it for real could also be channeled into things getting better.
I say this from experience- when I managed to have sex and get a gf for the first time, it was because of making it through a stressful emergency type situation and a sort of fight-or-flight response which altered my brain chemistry for a few months

>>214035715
half of me wants to tell you what you want to hear and that i'll take what you said to heart, and the other half wants to politely tell you to fuck off and that i'm hopeless. either way, my drunk ass thanks you for the response

>>214035804
I'll leave you with this, which you may have heard before- when people attempt suicide by jumping off of bridges like the Golden Gate, some of them survive. And many of them report thinking, on the way down, something to the effect of
>Oh wait, all the problems in my life actually are solvable, except for the fact I just jumped

>>214019920
Is 4chan now just a bunch of old people?