>>40540809
James Bond...
James Bond.
*smiles in British*

https://youtu.be/m2OR_JaXDaM

>>40540026
The most potent odorous monkey poops for the NG.
That's why I have so many imitators.
So many want to be like me without learning any of the required spiritual gooning and jelqing techniques.
Anyway cheers.

https://youtu.be/weeI1G46q0o

>>40536373
It's just the bonafides.
No need to pray to me or anything, I'm just the Prince of Everything, not the King of Kings, Lord of Lords.

https://youtu.be/Ut8MTBIZrC8

>>40534426
No, it's probably one person.
In fact.
It's probably (You)

>>935756019
Correction: I live a life most could only fantasize about.

>>40525188
But we're frens right *bats eyelashes gayly*

>>40523508
Um excuse me, super heroes did appear, I'm a super hero.

https://youtu.be/v0XiBAZa0vY

>>40521836
We're all the main character in our stories, Jesus is the main character of reality. But I'm pretty cool.

"Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name.

He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne."

https://youtu.be/1yBzIt_z8oY

>tfw one of the few humans to win a debate against Satan telepathically
I wore him down with autism.
Thanks guys, you prepared my anus.

>>40514725
I'm eating pasghetti and listening to Ninja Sex Party