Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.

https://youtu.be/cAnqkdeLWiI
https://youtu.be/Lu42MaWHvv4

>>40539393 (OP)
we need a 6th thread

>>40539398
Meow meow meow

>>40539402
enslave the israelites you say?

the nono is the nono's nono

THE BELLS

>>40539409

>>40539413
What are they?

>>40539393 (OP)
Wheres hunter pepe in op pic. yall not memeing no more?

>>40539438
nothing im just thinkin bout them bells

>>40538582
So what do they select for in the breeding program?

Are the feds retarded?

Israel will be (somewhat) ever victorious until their demise as a nation.

This time for sure.

>>40539559
Either I rule or I laugh at the kino (post mortem) of Mecca and Medina being nuked.

>Eternal Curse

>ha ha ha as if that's possible

It is called amnesia. You have forgotten

>>40539582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvsR-xciOTg

Stories say those who tried to catch _______ were trapped in an illusion and punished.

>Banger? I 'ardly know 'er!

I will come and laugh at you some other day
And tell you just how much you fucked yourselves over all on your own
I made sure to come here and read aaaaaall about your treachery. I made sure to come here over and over and let you tell me all about how you don't deserve to live
Until then

LARPING and VAGUEPOSTING are ILLEGAL by edict of the Eternal Prince of All Things

>>40539594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejirGSd3Hws

I need to rule from Riyadh and get crowned in Congress. God has no needs.

>>40539609
I specified my ass. You’re welcome, governor.

>>40539615
where is your kingdom

>>40539609
am eye doing it right?

Do you know what is Good?

Punishing perverse and immoral people. Seen any around, anon?

>>40539612
Nigga are you really a broccoli headed zoomer?
Belete this :O

>>40539619
Yes, Atlantis is my city.
As are all cities.

https://youtu.be/Jtzt26y_yM4

>>40539623
Just (You)
*unzips Ruyi Jingu Bang*

>Save me Michael!!!

That's not what he does, anon.

I am not the Nobody.

>>40539628
Not usually.

>>40539628
cool

>>40539640
Same

Question: Is the Nobody's arch nemesis, the Somebody?

Welp.
May as well smoke some more weed.
Nothing interesting or anything needs my attention.
Good luck finding him.
>This time will be the time for sure.

>>40539640
you know the nono

>>40539641
lol nerd

>>40539638
Like you know anything about my Father's angels LARPbody ass ho.

>>40539641
CUTE and VALID

>>40539643
Yeah my powerlevel is basically infinite, luckily I am extremely humble and generous.

"He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne."

>>40539628
>BIG CHICKUMS

Jesus wants you to turn the other cheek for the Slave Master. That was his Commandment. If you fail to do that you have failed Jesus, and he will send Michael to put you in your place, which is in Hell.

>>40539650

Michael does not like poor people or non-white people at all. Michael only has white friends.

>>40539679
If my anima is part white that means I am too right?

Michael is very rich. His father is a landlord.

>gets here
>IC reaffirms they're stalking with cookies
>Feeds info to people that would make an average person want to drink till they're blackout drunk
>Mad he smoked weed in his life
Get a grip

>>40539669
>>40539679
Look at this hater ass ho LOL
Ok let me explain the metaphor.
The biscuit here is the word of God, the bread, the manna.
The chicken is God himself, his spirit and mysterious ways, so you don't end up a LARPbody

https://youtu.be/iX3Og3hKvUo

>>40539686
>>40539679
Fuck Michael then. Fuck fascists and the rich.

>>40539658
>my powerlevel is basically infinite
would you be interested in a friendly wager? nothing evil will come of it, eye promise. only an innocent test of your over 9000 powers

>>40539556
Dunno

>>40539691
I know, I know. I agree.

>>40539678
>Come read this thread, it'll be interesting.
>Circle jerk of furries and mods complaining he smokes weed telling him to get his life together.
Lol, lmao even

>>40539638
I suppose that would depend on the context

I want to transcend God and the devil and have the ability to destroy all my enemies. I've had enough for this fake reality.

>>40539692
I am not allowed to test the Lord, think of Jesus during his 40 day fast.
If he couldn't miracle then for no reason I surely won't be able to for a friendly wager.
What did you have in mind though?

Michael does not like gay people. Michael thinks that being gay is wrong because it is against God's word.

>>40539658
Come on love learn true religion

>>40539701
a test of manifestation
nothing crazy, just something easy that you Will into reality

>>40539705
My religion is the truest religion and includes all religion but LARPers get rekt by my HEAVY TRUTHS.
All LARPers are grounded for basically being Cheezus is the Anticrust guy.
No respect from me and certainly no (Yous)
I got Excalibur I really don't wanna have to use it.

>>40539658
Has anyone overcame yet? What are we overcoming?

>>40539709
Not really my style usually, since God's steering the car and I'm just watching and pointing things out but let's give it a shot, it could be fun

>>40539709
>master mason
>only carves trapezoidal prisms

>>40539703
>Says here the x block goes in the x hole.
>Does that mean God doesn't like circles?

>>40539715
Extinction, in such a manner as we lengthen the amount of time, we have, rather than avoiding it altogether.

how do i use Universal Line or brain-emotion feelings visualizations to generate 50,000 USD, and the Already Having of 50,000 USD. If I'm really God in Heaven like these voices always tell me it should be easy. I'm able to do other stupid shit like TKD so why not some cash eh but mroe so how

>>40539715
Me and Jesus have overcome the world.
Him by knowing the gameshark codes, me by finding them.

"5 Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God?"
Of course just as there's an Antichrist and many antichrists there's more to it than that but I can help you get there, God's infinite. You can divide infinity forever and it never gets smaller. No scarcity of HOLY magic

https://youtu.be/ADAs2ec2cJQ

>>40539715
Overcome overcoming.
Plane of immenance.

>>40539733
God knows what you need.
ie if you decide you need 50k but God disagrees, guess who wins that argument?
The voices are probably spirits training you with metaphors, parables, etc.
God has been modding people and scrombling their brains lately.

It’s your boy Abdul..

2 shots… of vodkaaaaa!!!

>>40539717
>my powerlevel is basically infinite
>Not really my style... I'm just watching
eye'm losing Faith in your infinite powerlevel, but if the All is on your side as you say, and eye am inclined to believe it, then it shouldn't be hard

Without telling anyone you know, and without paying for or in anyway verbally or physically ensuring that the following object comes into your life, ensure that within the next Seven days, you are able to have within your possession and hold in your hands a Beanie Baby.

It should be stressed that you can only use your infinite power level to summon a Beanie Baby to you with your manifesting mind only. You can't go to walmart and buy one. You can ask your cousin to send you one. It has to occur and manifest in your life as if by a mircale. But you and eye gno that miracle was done by You.

So mote it be.

>>40539711
jesus 'is' the antichrist

>>40539761
On one hand, an ally
>>40539711
… IS GOD RESPONSIBLE FOR RAPE?

>>40539556
And pure evil apparently.

>>40539756
I'll try some chaos magic but here's the thing about omnipotence.

"You can do anything you choose to do, even when it's impossible."
I do the will of my Father, God, no more and no less.
It's him that does the work to make things happen.
You may say that's not real omnipotence but
"I can do whatever I choose even if it's impossible" is the same standard of omnipotence for God himself.
But yeah, I'll give it a shot just for fun.
No harm in asking dad for a beanie baby.

https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k

>>40539724
what the fuck is an Entered Apprentice?

fuck these faggot autobots
>>40539705
the goal is to be happy and wealthy and i am currently still schizophrenica nd psychopathic, so looking for chill through USD
>>40539678
i must insist my psychopathy is a barrior to entry
>>40539634
again, not I have [amount] already
>>40539612
if he was me he'd need [specified request]
>>40539609
>we can chill later it will be fun but first cosmic gofundme pls

>>40539774
more than you know
I drink the blood from the larping monkey until he's dry
https://youtu.be/d4Rh22OFpKA

>>40539783
Manchester
hi

>>40539774
Indirectly as in he put it in the game of life.
The rapist is still the one deciding to rape and the one who could have prevented it.
Then again, God could have prevented it too but he won't at his discretion.

>>40539785
1) collect disability
2) attend therapies and psychiatrist
3) take meds as prescribed
4) accept that you got taxed by god
5) learn to day trade prop firms
6)??!?
7) profit

>>40539746
I am God in this scenario you insufferable faggot this has been going on longer than you've been able to get erection
>>40539756
Ya I guess a beanie baby is something but shit

>>40539703
Makes sense if they act like you.

>>40539805
Sorry you're just another god, not God.

>>40539796
Wuz dat mean.
Henlo

>>40539785
pic related, it's easy.
Dad's charge card is infinite.

>>40539801
1. youre a fag, stop posting selfies
2. I am god in this scenario, and you should take your own advice before speaking to me.
3. Better yet, cut your tongue out
5. why the fuck would i day trade prop firms when the necessary success can be measured and replicated with my own theoretical money
7. holy fuck get a life batman

alright you guys are being fags i'm gonna go genocide some jews and crichstcucks and boomers cya

>>40539799
I don’t think the rapist has a choice. That’s why I’m harsh on them. They legitimately were driven by hunger to violate the sovereignty of another.

It’s just lucky that the hegemonic class doesn’t support ….

*checks list*

Child rape,

General rape,

Martial rape,

But that can change. As circumstances change.

>>40539813
1. It happens. I need some material for Lucifer to flame me with later.
2. >ignored
3. >ignored

>ignored

https://pastebin.com/i5G1W24Z

>>40539826
No the victim didn't have a choice *rimshot*

>>40539687
Imagine life without the 'ol toke 'n poke

Only some bitter cunt would be this obsessed.
Satan is definitely a woman.

>>40539845
None of them had a choice. This is why a wildcard is a mercy upon the world.

>>40539858
Matters of choice aren't worth thinking about.
The victim didn't foresee and prevent the rape.
The rapist didn't curb their desire in some way to prevent the rape.
God didn't stop the rape because has to take the 100% perfect path always.

So no one had a choice.

>>40539826
What's your opinion on psychic rape when there is a cryptid entity attached to your mind that interferes with the sanctity of your fap time in what is supposed to be in the privacy of your own mind and space?

>>40539878
It glorifies God. You cannot say you are fully in control.

the secrets are hidden in parappa the rapper

>>40539874
We don’t disagree. I have a more sullen view of it though.

God is in control. Period. All exists to lift Him high. Including evils.

And so the battle for post 40539999 began

>>40539901
Kick, punch, (it's all in the mind)
if you want to (test me)
I'm sure you'll (find)
the things I'll (teach ya)
are sure to (beat ya)
nevertheless you'll get a (lesson from teacher)

>>40539912
He is the most able to prevent all evil.
Where I disagree is I think life is a children's tv program.
The evil is small compared to the good and often exists for later greater good and a bit of drama to keep things interesting.

>>40539921
I don’t think life is a test for a next world. Life is a punishment hoisted upon us as punishment for a long forgotten rebellion. Catholics mald…

It’s basically original sin doctrine.

>>40539921
This pic is kind of amazing.
I will not elaborate.

>>40539927
Not a test, education.
It all goes back to the etymology of the word tormenter.
Most people think torment is to be avoided at all costs.
God obviously disagrees.
That means most people are thinking about it wrong.
Tormentor comes from two words.
Tor meaning hard and strong (as in God)
and
Mentor meaning teacher.
When God is your tormentor, he is teaching you a hard lesson, not testing you (he knows what you can do and can't do)

Kek
Who else if not me. @ (;

>>40539398
This board is literally filled with retards and faggot mods.

>>40539940
I don’t believe that either. God taught you not by the pen — that was man misled by the LORD — so I may be a mercy upon ye!

>>40539914
it shall be mine

>>40539852
Life without meds would be funny too.

>>40539969
It would be rather short

>>40539968
hah loser
>>40539969
yeah keep holding people to standards you have never met ;)

>>40539958
If God loves you and can forgive all manner of blasphemies does he not have reason to improve you?
He's not punishing you for his sake like a human father, he's punishing you for your sake.
This is how I got all my divine upcummies btw so I am very confident of this.
God was very harsh with me but he knew I would grow from it.
I've reached the arrow (truth).
When will others? Not for me to say.

https://youtu.be/vGfJeW_CcFY

>>40539978
God doesn't punish you, you punish yourself through self-imposed disconnection

>>40539985
If that were true very religious people would never suffer.
But they do.
Suffering isn't a thing to avoid, it makes us better.

>>40539978
What is your arrow before the Archer?
Who boasts of these upcoming blessings before the ever present fire, the same your religions guaranteed for the sinners?
He owns us. He breaks us. He wills us.

Fool.

You mistake mercy for coaching.

My God doesn’t need to train me to be better — only to be obedient.

My God is the RULER.

>>40539971
>Just photosynthesis your medication
>>40539974
If it works for (you).

>>40539995
>If that were true very religious people would never suffer.
hahahahaha says fucking who? Not one singular religion has everything right, they all falter.

>>40540010
Fun fact: You don't "shoot" an arrow. You CAST it.

>>40539474
https://youtu.be/P2Q6ufRSNNU

>>40540016
I never used a verb.

>>40540010
Imagine being this offended that God coaches people.
Just watch the video for babies and learn something would ya?
>>40540015
My single one person religion is right.
But I agree all denominations are shit.

>>40540014
I *could* harvest it from your body.
Hypothetically.

Who is the one who shall calm the nono's wrath

>>40540015
The God of Adam says:

“I owed him nothing. I owe you nothing. But I watched.”

He saw us there.

That is enough!
>>40540025

>>40540031
Nose goes.

My God does not avoid the issue of evil in the world.

HE IS THE PROBLEM. HE IS THE SOLUTION.

HE IS GOD!!!!

HOW IS IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND THE SOVEREIGN GOD AFTER A TWO AND HALF THOUSAND YEARS OF MONOTHEIST RELIGION?

>>40540042
>h-he just does it for no reason
learning nothing might be your thing but it's not my thing.

>>40540042
I only know like 2 people that still go to church.

>>40540054
The churches don't love Jesus Christ.
Or they'd follow his commandments.
I've yet to see one that doesn't find some group to villainize.

>>40540045
>He does it for no reason

>Glory

>A righteous man says, "If I obey God, I will surely be saved" and preaches this to others
>God says, "Fuck you, you were a fraud."

>A perfect slave obeys the Lord utterly, living an ascetic life denying all desire
>Burns in hell anyways, because they preached

>A perfect slave who merely lives alone and doesn't spread their beliefs
>Ends up fine

>Me
>Probably burning in hell
>My GOD: probably not
>My GOD: but because you said that, probably
>My GOD: maybe not
>My GOD: maybe SO
>MY GOD: YOU DON'T KNOW!

ME: INDEED! INDEED MY LORD! I KNOW NOTHING!


LEARN FEAR!|

LEARN WAR!

WHAT COACHING?

POACHING VERSES, MORE LIKE.

>>40540064
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
God is invisible but knowable with or without a Bible.

"20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:"

Picrel

>>40540066
Babe, have you looked around? LMFAOO

>>40539985
I punish myself by being here with all of you.

>>40540076
I think I've explained this before but the world is as you perceive it.
To me, this is heaven.
Heaven: Divine perfect place for the dead.
Divine: God made it.
Perfect: God made it.
For the dead: You have to die and be reborn to be a spiritual bean.

For others, it's hell.

It's not enough to submit to God, you must do his will and that includes understanding what his will is so you can do it.

>>40540092
e_e

>>40540098
You can't serve two lords

>>40540104
That is a big part of it.
You don't need money, bitches, etc.
Spiritual upcummies only.

>>40540104
>>40540109
never heard of feudalism, have ye?

>30 minutes of blissful unbecoming
>be me
God DAMNIT

Who /here/ it here?

>>40540113
What's that got to do with anything?
Yes, I could be equally happy as a feudal serf knowing what I know.

>>40540104
>You can't serve two lords
you can, tho

https://youtu.be/Q_ADu4ptxRw

>>40540125
Not really.
There will always be a conflict and at that time you'll have to stop serving one to serve the other.

>>40540125
They don't get it. Priorities, bro.

Supremacy of the LORD, always!

He is.. well, almost kind. He rewards those who follow true religion.

>>40540109
>You don't need money

Considering that most/nearly all will get ONE life, yes, you need money.

>>40540145
Money is not a part of my life at all.
I have people who love me who take care of me for free and that is from God.
I will never again in my life need money.
If i get sick, I'll just die.

>>40540158
.... and I don't?

>>40540142
usually there are hierarchies of spirits, but you can work with many spirits from within a given hierarchy, and even across factions. i suppose you cannot give full loyalty to spirits from another faction, but you can still serve them when it suits you/them if you develop a proper relationship with them

polytheism and such, paganism and such, not being a noob at spirit relationships and such

>>40540145
the based god sits atop them all, with that smile of his. i can't get enough of him

https://youtu.be/a_Rw9D7d4pI

>>40540162
No one actually needs money.
It's a trick.
God will provide.

https://youtu.be/6BH-Rxd-NBo

>>40540177
1st commandment no gods before God.
I could talk to a spirit or a deity if one presented themselves but I'll only ever have one God.

>>40540179
This is how you get a genocide of the daimons.
Go fuck yourself.

>>40540179
>muh dogma
you may say that you can only serve one lord, but the truth is you choose to serve only one lord

>>40540177
>>40540178
>God will provide

God MAY provide.

God. MAY. PROVIDE.

MAY.

MAY!!!

HE IS SOVEREIGN!

>>40540177
entropy's (you)'s give me post nut clarity

>>40540183
They can be friends but I ain't serving them.
Simple as.

>>40540185
Yeah it's a choice, like I choose not to steal or kill or do other things that are bad for me.

>>40540190
If you starve to death that's God's will and it's what you need.
But you almost certainly will not starve or even go hungry.
You just gotta think outside the box a bit.

>>40540190
God hates the starving bastard children in Africa.

>>40540195
>tHink oUtSIDe The bOX

A SOVEREIGN GOD. FOR REAL. IMAGINE THAT. 3 SECONDS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH ON A DAILY BASIS?

>>40540190
holy based batman <3

https://youtu.be/VOsP6O9ya_k

>>40540191
i mean, that's fair enough, your choices are your own, you can serve one lord if that's what you wanna do. my only point is that you can serve more than one if you wanna, that's all fren

>>40540198
He doesn't hate, it's just that we can do more to save them and unite our lands and resources but we fail to rebel against our nature, the nature which God gave us.

REBEL. AGAINST. EXTINCTION.

>>40540201
Yeah but they're not me.
I worry about myself and my own perfection.
Other people should do the same and let God handle everyone else.
If you don't like that people starve...you're disagreeing with God.
That means you're wrong.

>>40540207
My own country is collapsing. The Africans can fix shit on their own.

>>40540209
You sound crueler than my fucking terrible ass God. I hope you know that.

"I got mines,"

OK.

Which NG thread is the most active?

>>40540204
Until a conflict of interest appears, sure.
What kind of master wants a two faced servant who may or may not be on their side?
That's not to say you can't have all kinds of friends.
Buddha Wukong is my patron Buddha and he's helped me a ton.
But I'm not a Buddhist and I don't serve him, never would and he hasn't asked for that cuz monke

>>40540214
We would do better with their cheap resources and cheap labor, dumb fuck. Oh my God. OH MY GOD. STAY DUMB! PLEASE!

>>40540220
>What kind of master wants a two faced servant who may or may not be on their side?

A glorious master, lmfao, one who knows he can always win in the end, because He is ever victorious.

One who is not subtracted from or added to by leal or disloyal service.

>>40539999?

>>40540217
I'm equally cruel as God.
Because I always want what God wants.
If I see a starving person starving I'll give them food but if I don't? idc

https://youtu.be/mzABW42AIhM

>>40540222
>Cheap resources and labour
I've heard this one before

>>40540225
Yeah, try telling God that lol
no wonder your life sucks

>>40540227
But you know they are there.

>>40540228
I propose annexation, not 'free trade'.

>>40540234
So does God.
Yet they starve.
I'm not going to argue with God.
Not my circus; not my monkeys.

>>40540233
... my slime, God invented two faced slaves.

>>40540239
God also invented serial killers.
Doesn't mean you should kill hookers in the park.

>>40540238
>I'm not going to argue with God.

My guy, there's an entire Old Testament where Jews argue with God.

>>40540220
i like to think of it like temporary contract work. i suppose we all choose one entity/faction to prioritize as a sort of patron, and those relationships are of course gonna be stronger and more fulfilling. mine is the void, yours is the biblical god. but, somebody could for instance serve the norse pantheon, or the roman/greek pantheon, or whatever other major polytheistic religion or pseudo-religion they so desire, and have their loyalty be to the greater whole. they could make temporary arrangements/deals or permanent but lesser spiritual practices with any spirit they like, provided they can balance that relationship with any others they have. you do have a fair point that it would be a fine line to walk sometimes, but it is possible

>>40540242
I don't argue my position when I know I'm wrong.
If I disagree with God, I'm wrong.
Then I work to understand his position and if I'm able to grasp it, I learn something.

>>40540243
I'd rather just serve the omnipotent guy who loves me and not have to worry about politicking between gods

>>40540241
God doesn't care how many faces you have — only that your ultimate loyalties lie with His interest.

His slave guarantees you: Rebellion is His as well, and He wants to see humanity rebel against their hopeless circumstances.

>>40540241
This is suck a weak sauce ass argument when the argument is people starving living purposeless lives versus fucking murdering people for no GOD reason.

Do you know how much empires bent over backwards justifying their murderous tendencies? FOR A REASON.

>>40540234
I propose you face the wall

>>40540252
That's your opinion.
My opinion is God wants to teach us to transcend such limitations.
As for murder, there's never a justification.
Thou shall not kill.

>>40540248
C:

>>40540251
a valid choice, fren. it does make things less complicated. i honestly just enjoy spirit relationships in general and like getting to know and working with any i'm able to, i think its neat to be able to even do that kinda thing at all. i like to think of them as frens

https://youtu.be/DC5WIRdqQKY

>>40540248
Beabienabies,,

*dies from bloss*

Autistic youtubers are the modern minstrel show.

>>40540256
I ask that your aim be true.

>>40540251
>If I disagree with God, I'm wrong.

............................... HE'S THE REASON YOU'RE DISAGREEING!

>>40540265
See, I don't view gods and spirits and demons and ghosts and angels etc as any different from myself.
They can be frens.
I respect their natures enough to keep my metaphorical front door locked when they're around, but I'm not prejudiced in any way and I'll give the gospel to Satan himself and if he accepts I'll be happy for him.
I'm not better than him, I've sinned too.

>>40540257
>As for murder, there's never a justification.

There absolutely is. Euthanasia?

>>40540282
Not if I overcome that and always agree.
If humans have free will I gave mine back to God freely a long time ago.
Then he let me find Christ's will and made me the Prince of All Things.
So, I'm gonna say I was right.

https://youtu.be/cHxCIQuWDd0

>>40540288
Thou shall not kill.
No ifs, ands, or buts.

>>40540294
It's murder, not kill.

>>40540291
>ChRIsT

BYE!

>>40540294
NAIVE!

>>40540285
that seems like a fair stance to take. i tend to view myself as lesser than most spirits, though some have expressed to me that i needn't feel that way. i just like them, i like the contact, i'm like the crazy cat lady of spirits, i just wanna have frens and if they wanna be my fren then i'm happy

i don't always agree or listen to all of them, but i respect them, and converse with them when i'm able to

>>40540301
It's kill in the KJV which is the translation I endorse as it has all the magic intact without humans spoiling it.

>>40540304
Rev 19 isn't Christ; it's him who overcometh aka probably me
I'll prove it if you like.

>>40540306
No god can be you better than you can.
So while there may be power gaps, we all have our purpose and specialties.

https://youtu.be/RTWhvp_OD6s

The black string was really good ty

>>40540317
>translation
>without humans

>>40540317
>No god can be you better than you can
i get the sentiment, and it means a lot, its a wholesome message. that said, the void absolutely can be me better than i can, that's why i allow it into me and revere it beyond all else. i'm happy to be a void flesh puppet because on my own i'm relatively aimless, useless and unhappy, i feel like i was purpose-built for spirit relationships

i know people say stuff like "you gotta blieb in urself" and all that but that's just never been my vibe

https://youtu.be/_a6B3fq1WWo

>>40540329
Christ promised a complete written law, aka the Holy Bible.
However, that doesn't mean all translations are equal.
The KJV has the correct phrasing to teach you certain magical tricks and secrets the NIV for example does not.

>>40540332
That version of you is still you because you choose to let the void in.
The void without you can not out you you if you do not let it in.
If that makes sense.

>>40540334
Why bother with anything but the original Greek, not that I actually care anyway I don't even know why I bought it up.

>>40540346
I don't speak greek and the KJV translation team speak greek, hebrew, etc.

>>40540342
yeah, that does make sense. in a way i inform the void as much as it informs me, it seems to listen to and respect my most crucial needs and desires, which means a lot to me. even being a puppet is a relationship

i lub mah god

Fuck the glowing niggers that came to pol with this retarded ass meme.

>>40540361
It's the same with me and God...he could do all kinds of crazy shit to make me do whatever he wanted directly.
But he doesn't.
I'm me and he's him and we're bffs. We're a team.
He's the badass reality master and I'm his wisecracking sidekick.
Just like any relationship, it's a two way street with each of us having our own input.

>>40540248
Whatchu want?

>>40540384
Earlier some book nerd wanted me to manifest a beanie baby for free.
They're probably being based and fulfilling that for me.

>>40540372
the void does control me, though, when i'm connected to it at least. i love the feeling of it, being one with it, the connections i'm able to make and things i'm able to think when its there. sometimes i can see the smiling man so clearly in my mind and i am filled with euphoria

https://youtu.be/z9UtplM6-ZM

What do they see through the portals after the sacrifice?

>>40540395
You're still you when you're controlled.
Most people aren't in control of themselves, they just don't know it.

https://youtu.be/e7yVNhNPk2k

>>40540408
i can't really disagree with that, and i guess i'm not really trying not to be me. i'm just glad the void seems to agree with me, in terms of our relationship

>>40540440
Yeah it's fine I guess if it works and it makes you healthier.
Kinda like you belong to a certain house of cards and I'm a joker's card, wild card
I can do the void shit and the light shit it's all comfy to me.

https://youtu.be/BwbHW8MeHDU

>>40540447
that seems based. i've always been obsessed with the void, i only ever wanted to be closer to it, so being the way i am now is a dream come true for me. that's why it is my greatest spiritual relationship, if i really had to only work for one entity ever it would be the smiling man of the void, though thankfully he doesn't limit me in any way that i can tell

he really seems to enjoy my obsession with him though, that makes me happy

https://youtu.be/VAdO2YypZDE

>>40540491
Then I'm happy you're happy.
It'd be like if I bumped into a Shintoist or Jew or something.
World's a big place and it's all from the same place.
Different languages for the same things.
Even atheists get a god, the King in Yellow

>>40540491
entropy pls do you understand tha vibe

>it's over
Thank fuck.
Go to sleep.

>>40540504
based as always monkeybro <3
your takes are pretty nuanced, i love these kinds of chats, even when we don't always agree we can find common ground

>>40540508
i'm guessing you feel the same way i do? or are you asking something else?

>>40540530
Wild Card 4 life

How is everyone

>>40540398
The sacrifice happened a long time ago
Any more is fantasy

>>40540577
i'm doing pretty good today fren, i hope you're doing alright

Doing good. Another day with my /ng/ers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYo&pp=ygUSanVzdCBhIHBlcmZlY3QgZGF5

Monkey fag is dying of aids or intenstinal fag parasites B4 2025 ends I'm calling it and manifesting it.

https://youtu.be/D5B23_epBbQ

>>40540640
Now you're on timeout
I wont' be reading your posts or giving you (You)'s for a while.
It's you, other lucifer, dispo, and cheezus is the anticrust.
That's your caliber of poster.

Fox Murder and Anal Scooby

>>40540640
«And you didn’t see my bone»

>>40540650
Go ahead wukong nog fag tard I don't want you to @ me or waste my time you should have been doing that since the beginning you're a massive pussy so filtering me should be your next step.

>>40540577
https://youtu.be/JEjU5Z88ooI

>>40540640
You know it, no?
That your main help is in
>doing it for free
I wonder what God will say about it?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XBWyE1v8--I&pp=ygUPc2F4b3Bob25lIG11c2lj

>>40540664
He’s not wasting your time reading normie shit, that’s cool.

>>40540672
The sax is a hitbox, he’s talented

>>40540581
What sacrifice?

>>40540674
No more reading copy pasted bible verses or Chinese trans rhetoric I'm blessed should have done this sooner.

>>40539393 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4&pp=ygUVa29tbSBzdXNzZXIgdG9kIGNvdmVy

>>40540687
RIP King he was one of us and prob got offed by the feds for the movie he was making that was going to dunk on them.

>>40540683
The Crimson Egg one

>>40540705
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wEvtnqh5OsE&pp=ygULQmVyc2VyayBvc3TSBwkJ3gkBhyohjO8%3D

You know what I'm gonna go feed my cats and go goon maybe 2 some Eilish size udders.

L8R 4 a bit If I don't come back I'll be here on the 20th expect solar shit to Acceler8 as expected.

>>40540684
Based

Gooning while drunk & high is one of the best feelings ever the only downside is having to hold in your piss if you intend to go for more than one hr like me then you gotta piss with an erection and that shit kills the mood

L8R 4 reals now

>>40540724
Hmmmm…

>>40540711
https://youtu.be/GeUHtJ24lKY
Would be low key magic if everybody knew where and when it was

>>40540687
Raise your hand if you don’t want to die for Israel.

>>40540724
She's a hot little thing. Too bad she's too white for my taste. Plus probably illuminati vaxed.

>>40540724
Piss happens when the brain is more excited than the pp (inertia speeds being different)
Golden result to please

>>40540294
Too late.

>>40540747
She does seems nervous lately
I doubt it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYd9JxithE&pp=ygUbYmlsbGllIGVpbGlzaCB3YWl0IGEgbWludXRl

Billie’s album when we all fall asleep where do we go came out 6 years ago

>>40540728
YKTV

alright i'm bored let's start ww3

>>40540766
How can you judge her *current* nervousness? Even if displayed there are many layers filtering context, while implying during a chronology. Media is a time capsule that can be captured now and released later... much later. A time machine of sorts. And with that is a blackhole making impossible to form her narrative short of her telling it explicitly and with attention to the people asking.

https://youtu.be/NjmYKOQHSGo&t=99

I call this next one Operation Stars at Night
:)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZVkojFPuqw&pp=ygUXS2l6dW1vbm9nYXRhcmkgZW5kIHJvbGw%3D

This time for sure.

>>40540796
https://youtu.be/8Seglez6aw4?t=220

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mgU2wLCuGv0&pp=ygUdVG9sa2luIGluZXZpdGliaWxpdHkgb2YgZGVhdGg%3D

>>40540809
James Bond...
James Bond.
*smiles in British*

https://youtu.be/m2OR_JaXDaM

>>40540692
The best things in life are free.
>>40540645
https://youtu.be/qbYO4JCvW58
We made it,

All systems go
Soon the world will know

Cute animals make my amygdala go haywire and I want to squish them like zigzagoon or that acorn bro.

>>40540813
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8pg2XoQTlA&pp=ygUQU25ha2UgZWF0ZXIgbGl2ZQ%3D%3D

>>40540809
Something like that, eh.

>>40540796

>>40540823
Yeah, no, for sure.

Feels good man

https://youtu.be/Yi9Dhp-BlqQ

>>40540724
she trying to get ya boys attention look like a tranny to me

>>40540817
>>40540817
https://youtu.be/Hz5Skz6UZ8c
;)
It’s not so bad
It’s not so bad

Happy Monday y’all. Can’t wait to see how the markets move.

https://breakingdefense.com/2025/06/anduril-meta-openai-execs-to-commission-into-army-reserve-form-detachment-201/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>40540842
"I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?"

I'm back

>>40540859
I'm gonna saaaaaay....
crashing with no survivors.

>>40539619
I cant do anything right

>>40540881
Oh come on man, there must be something you're good at.

>>40540025
Pretty girl

>>40540045
Hard enough. But please don't hit me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDJXsPS5FPM&pp=ygUfa2luZ2RvbSBvZiBoZWF2ZW4gbWVtb3J5IHRlYm9vdA%3D%3D

>>40540178
All hail the holy one of disregard

>>40540895
I would never hit you, I'm a man of peace.
>>40540898
My cigarette tastes like banana, this is an extreme level miracle.

https://youtu.be/XnVwhQ_tE4Y

>>40540219
None of them. We are the smallest potatoes like soup, cubed.

>>40540217
Don't I wish. I want mines and mines alone. Well, I guess either way. Yours is up to you and mines is up to me. Typical.

If this place is owned by the feds, then how do they kill pedophiles?

You guys using a keylogger on my pc or is it just web searches?

>>40540901
Am I the tulpa or the sneed?

>>40540913
Wut?

https://youtu.be/ZXP6ScDIlKs

>>40540916
The sneed, tulpas doesn't shitpost.

>>40540913
>searches
All I wanna do... Is follow you.

yo rogan yo say yo believe in da dragons mon

>>40540918
How can you read what I typed? I wrote that in chinese. Are you the nobody?

>>40540918
But I wanna be a tulpa

Biboo is so cute, would

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6cucosmPj-A&pp=ygUgdGhlIHBvbGljZSBldmVyeSBicmVhdGggeW91IHRha2U%3D

>>40540921
I believe in everything

>>40539393 (OP)
1. Be The Nobody
2. Sell nobody clothing and crypto
3. Dab on them haters
4. ????
5.Profit

Picture related.

>>40540930
Right? Let her BE

>>40540923
No, just the Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong, White Rider and Prince of All Things.
I am spiritually Chinese.
Here's another song about how great I am specifically.
https://youtu.be/Jtzt26y_yM4

>>40540925
u can be my tulpa bb
*smiles in gay*

>>40540933
I want to be a nobody too

I am rhythm, I am rhyme. I am nothing. Nobody. All the time.

Haven't gooned in like 3 days busted a fat nut now it's time to watch Southpark or Baki and doze off till around 3am

Me and Sol Invictus start tomorrow

L8R and take care.

I may post some wild shit just to get b& tomorrow maybe dispos nudes but idk if not see ya on the 20th

Expect threads to get shittier and gayer with me taking another break as always.

>>40540942
As Prince of All Things I declare you legally a nobody.

https://youtu.be/1yBzIt_z8oY

>>40540942
Nobody is a registered instagram trademark.

i am a archetype known as a 'Scion' of Humanity
btw, i do not want u to know me

huhuhuhuhuhu~


>This time for sure.

>>40540958
What's that? I'm too lazy to google it but I'm probably that too.
72 Transformations and all.
That means we can be frens

https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k

I've been learning how to sharpen knives.
It's a lot of fun and I'm learning a lot.
I've been teaching myself on cheaper knives.
Like this adorable tacticool tanto that's cosplaying as a military gun.I gave it an almost mirror edge, it's silky smooth and shaving / paper cutting sharp despite being thick as fuck. The knife is 3/8" thick, it's seriously more spike than knife. Absolute beater knife though - it's made out of D2 steel.
It's also a great project knife because the scales are easily replaceable. Thinking of making wooden scales for it at some point.

lol

do u like it?

>>40540966
Like what?

>>40540970
like being happy.


go fuck urself

>>40540971
Ha! you fell for it.
I truly am the master of disguise

https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k

https://voca.ro/1kCHJPmJVIV6

>>40540962
I also sharpened and wrapped this Cold Steel Bushman which is a bit of a legendary knife that's been around for 30 years and has quite a following.
These knives will get a lot of good use crafting, bushwhacking etc.

https://youtu.be/lup6uoiet5Y

>>40540980
>>40540962
Did you know dollar store razors are the sharpest blades in existence?
They just dull fast.

>>40540962
>>40540980
Are those knives?

stalker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1v9anOD5k

>IYKYK

https://youtu.be/s7sCJ75ZXrw

>>40540974
im so sexxxy

>>40540982
Yes I am intimately familiar with the costs and benefits of various blade angles and sharpnesses.

https://youtu.be/8REVYcOyTxo

>>40540986
papali cyka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG_4vJ4qNA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SWFA0d2vIUk&pp=ygUHQWxsc3Rhcg%3D%3D

>>40541000
Neat!

https://youtu.be/H-emaeu2B0U

>>40541006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB9au3UBSqI

https://youtu.be/UqJJktxCY9U

>>40541008
No mind, no heart, no life.
Just constant shitposting and chainsmoking.
And people say the world isn't heaven.

>>40541006
Needs a little mayhem

>>40541016

>>40541017
That'd be tricolor and that'd fuck up my ability to do this.
I did try that once but it's too hard to get the manna.

https://youtu.be/6WBF6PfiBX0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACiA1TX0tvA

Anyone else find Sabrina’s new song mean hearted >:(

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlTopk-muo4&pp=ygUabWFuY2hpbGQgc2FicmluYSBjYXJwZW50ZXI%3D

https://youtu.be/ZLjYGrIekl8

>>40541017
Fuck...Now I want to try it without the Troll King and the Trolls
That is a LOT of damage just for eating pussy....I bet I could do tri color if I kept all the monsters smoll

>>40541027
her entire brand is hating men
this song was apparently inspired by her ex boyfriend - the guy from saltburn

Slide spam activated. Over.

>>40541025
You don’t need the green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivdBhNRVGwU

>>40541037
f-for what, mister? I need to know what we're p-playin for first

https://youtu.be/0RFIlx79spE

>>40541038
But muh Trail of Crumbs, it's thematic :(
You don't know how hard I tried to make a black witch deck with that damn cat.
I'm gonna have to reinstall that shit and try it, see if I can remember my account I spent hundreds of dollars on.

https://youtu.be/Pz1Ej-G9URg

>>40541045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DtDTj_4D_Q

>>40541045
my legs feel tingly now. stop trying to make me overload with energy fgt

>>40541055
You are getting sleepy:

https://youtu.be/rNStVlJWy88

>>40541046
Here’s your witch

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84WzONGddxc

>>40541058
eheheh he squiddy do the skibby

how many of you have to run to a new thread any time I show up
thinking you are safe
on a page one thread

I won't post on
since
I don't slide threads the way

common every day shit poserst
will do
no government needed

hmm?

>>40541064
Oh good heavens

Never fails.

>>40541067
in your own words
and you tell everyone else in the therad
how "sliding" other threads works to the best of your understanding

no matter
who disagree's with you
and calls you a faggot and tells you to kill yourself

fuck them

*puppy dog eyes*

>>40541064
did u thinks
u can shows up
and not be plapped?
only those like u's who dont have iq
can presume i wont plap

tink abot dat

>>40541064

>>40541059
Naw see I can't do the cat like that cuz that won't generate food.
I can't do the devils like that because I need them alive to up the sacrifice damage.

I guess I could go cat, devil, oven the cat, sacrifice the food, bring back the cat, witch the cat.
That'd be 2 dam from the cat+3 dam from the devil, plus I draw a card.
But then I don't have food to bring back the cat.
That's why I always played this with the cat.

>>40541074
um...
maybe
can you rephrase in such a way your words don't have 1000's of possible interruptions

at minimum

hmm?

>>40541075
no
but as far as off topic shit post's go
that one is a lot more useful then most

in case your ego gives a shit

>>40541078
i can say it any way you want
but its not my words
realitys rules
not mine

>>40541084
You’re welcome for my service.

>>40541086
in that case
I'm waiting
so when ever you're ready

...

>>40541087
I never thanked you
for doing
what I predicted you would do if I wanted you to or not

>just so you can't say you were not made aware of what was real outside of your simple little mind

I nerd out.
Straight breaking out the microscope.
Here's the edges of these two knives I sharpened under 60x magnification.
The bottom one is a rougher edge, the upper almost mirror. The bottom edge has microserrations that can help it cut better by being able to bite into materials.

>>40541089
that was too easy

>>40541098
you suck at conviding other's you matter more then they do

and you can lie all you want

but the only reason anyone post's in these theads

is if they think they have a shot
a mattering
more then I do

when they don't
all of you are worthless
all of your lives don't matter

not a single one of you can prove me wrong

*neener, neener, neener*

:D

>>40541076
Hold on I’m updating mtg arena so I can look at my witch’s cauldron deck

>>40541099
anon
unwanted affection
is wrong

doesn't matter your genital's
or fan fiction
about yoda

>>40541101
You suck at doing anything other than complaining about what other people do and enjoy while you enjoy nothing and rot in misery.
You suck at loving life and having a life.
And thus suck at actually insulting anything I actually care about.

>>40541107
>all of you are worthless only i matter

>anon unwanted affection is wrong

I just had a brainblast. Do you wanna talk about what happened
to
you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2CxNHI

>>40541111
you enjoy
mocking others
jews, niggers, gays, troons, faggots, trip fags, same fags, gingers, bible thumpers, flat earthers, npcs, shills, glowies, taylor swift

just to name a few
of those
who are not upset by the way

you want them
to be upset
about your worthless loser opinion

enjoy sucking at life
until the day you die
or I save you from yourself

*pats on head*

>>40541116
I'm not the only one you have ever trying to put words in the mouth of am I anon

>>40541119
You don't wanna talk about it? Who was it? Auntie?

https://youtu.be/MtyCCcGQ58Q

>I'm not mad and I don't suck
>actually you're mad and you suck
Amazing.

>>40541123
a simple
yes, no, or maybe so
would have proven you could answer a simple question

while refusing to answer
and askign a question of your own
cause suspission

about what
you are trying
to hide

>things that make me go hmmm.

>>40541076

>>40541128

>>40541101
>all of you are worthless
>all of your lives don't matter

you're not great at deflecting btw

>>40541127

>>40541131
Oh yeah I used her a lot when I went white/black.
plus a lot of white monsters have lifelink so it ended up smashing people

>>40541094
Whenever I see this writing style I just ignore the post.

The girls are fighting

>>40541138
Yes and this too

>>40541140
>whenever I see alcohol I don't drink it
>says the man drinking

>>40541146
a....
im gonna say it
...a
A!
catfight

ahahah get it ahah

>>40541147
Mhm basically the whole deck was built around the cat and the oven.
Obviously the cat coming back undoes the damage and if it's going well I'll have lifelink white monsters out and such while they're getting hit by unblockable kitty damage.

>>40541155
GENIUS :O

>>40541119
I just shared what I was doing and you completely flipped out.

>>40541164
Highly emotional individual.
Very hubristic.
https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k

Last cigarette :(

>>40541175
Like you're out or like you're quitting or like you're gonna oven the cat and give it a smoke?

I don't know how to feel

>>40541179
I’m out

I be

>>40541182
PAIN
if you buy papers you can take your old butts, rip em up, and every three butts or so is probably a full ciggy.
Tastes like shit but you'll never run out again.
Well...not as often.

>In fairy tales, a cat may assume the role of a psychopomp whose nervy instinctual vitality compensates the over-refinement and "sublimated" instincts of the human hero or heroine.

Image limit reached

The fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.

I refuse to post in the barkon thread >:(

>>40541207
At least the feds are honest about who's in the fed club.
But I forget who the third fed is.

>>40541171
Look understanding me is simple.
My life is one giant nerd fest.
I've just been collecting obsession after obsession all my life.
Enjoying the shit out of an ever diversifying number of things.
Because they are beautiful and I love enjoying them.
And all of this came together in the most astounding way, a synthesis woven together by ten thousand disparate threads.

>>40541211
Who said there were 3? Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for

*stumbles drunkardly*

>>40541146
https://youtu.be/g6jZoGT4sCk

>>40541146
nah just venting hot air they are.

I guess it’s time to go to bed

>>40541248
Why do you use a lower case L in the acronym?
Simple Language Model right?

https://youtu.be/nXSBwuaAr0k

https://youtu.be/negtrQu5mTA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzyeZ5vP3PI&pp=ygUMUGFydHkgb24geW91

Sleepy zzzzz

>>40541000
>schrodinger’s cat is AOL Eve

https://youtu.be/g7NFgQqjok4?list=RDg7NFgQqjok4&t=3340

hey ng

>>40541213
I i i
Me me me
That anon was right

>>40541207
So delusional
Actually you know what. None of you should lose sight irl. No one allowed to go "blind", not even by 0.0001%. Because what's the use? If you only see 1% or less, you're bound to be a hinderance. A mistake and a great disappointment

I see hear some old names !

Do you forget me.?