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Anonymous No.40539393 [Report] >>40539398 >>40539474 >>40540687 >>40540933
/ng/ - Nobody General
Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.

https://youtu.be/cAnqkdeLWiI
https://youtu.be/Lu42MaWHvv4
Anonymous No.40539398 [Report] >>40539402 >>40539956
>>40539393 (OP)
we need a 6th thread
Anonymous No.40539402 [Report] >>40539409
>>40539398
Meow meow meow
Anonymous No.40539409 [Report] >>40539418
>>40539402
enslave the israelites you say?
Anonymous No.40539411 [Report]
the nono is the nono's nono
jub-jub No.40539413 [Report] >>40539438
THE BELLS
Anonymous No.40539418 [Report]
>>40539409
Anonymous No.40539438 [Report] >>40539480
>>40539413
What are they?
Anonymous No.40539474 [Report] >>40540022
>>40539393 (OP)
Wheres hunter pepe in op pic. yall not memeing no more?
jub-jub No.40539480 [Report]
>>40539438
nothing im just thinkin bout them bells
Anonymous No.40539516 [Report]
>>40538582
So what do they select for in the breeding program?
Anonymous No.40539556 [Report] >>40539693 >>40539782
Are the feds retarded?
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539559 [Report] >>40539569
Israel will be (somewhat) ever victorious until their demise as a nation.
Anonymous No.40539561 [Report]
This time for sure.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539569 [Report]
>>40539559
Either I rule or I laugh at the kino (post mortem) of Mecca and Medina being nuked.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539574 [Report]
>Eternal Curse

>ha ha ha as if that's possible
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539582 [Report] >>40539587
It is called amnesia. You have forgotten
Anonymous No.40539587 [Report]
>>40539582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvsR-xciOTg
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539594 [Report] >>40539611
Stories say those who tried to catch _______ were trapped in an illusion and punished.
Anonymous No.40539603 [Report]
>Banger? I 'ardly know 'er!
Anonymous No.40539606 [Report]
I will come and laugh at you some other day
And tell you just how much you fucked yourselves over all on your own
I made sure to come here and read aaaaaall about your treachery. I made sure to come here over and over and let you tell me all about how you don't deserve to live
Until then
Anonymous No.40539609 [Report] >>40539615 >>40539619 >>40539785
LARPING and VAGUEPOSTING are ILLEGAL by edict of the Eternal Prince of All Things
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539611 [Report]
>>40539594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejirGSd3Hws
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539612 [Report] >>40539628 >>40539785
I need to rule from Riyadh and get crowned in Congress. God has no needs.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539615 [Report] >>40539618
>>40539609
I specified my ass. You’re welcome, governor.
Anonymous No.40539618 [Report]
>>40539615
where is your kingdom
Anonymous No.40539619 [Report] >>40539628 >>40540881
>>40539609
am eye doing it right?
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539623 [Report] >>40539634
Do you know what is Good?

Punishing perverse and immoral people. Seen any around, anon?
Anonymous No.40539628 [Report] >>40539641 >>40539643 >>40539668
>>40539612
Nigga are you really a broccoli headed zoomer?
Belete this :O

>>40539619
Yes, Atlantis is my city.
As are all cities.

https://youtu.be/Jtzt26y_yM4
Anonymous No.40539634 [Report] >>40539785
>>40539623
Just (You)
*unzips Ruyi Jingu Bang*
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539638 [Report] >>40539658 >>40539698
>Save me Michael!!!

That's not what he does, anon.
Anonymous No.40539640 [Report] >>40539644 >>40539651
I am not the Nobody.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539641 [Report] >>40539654 >>40539658
>>40539628
Not usually.
Anonymous No.40539643 [Report] >>40539658
>>40539628
cool
Anonymous No.40539644 [Report]
>>40539640
Same
Anonymous No.40539647 [Report]
Question: Is the Nobody's arch nemesis, the Somebody?
Anonymous No.40539650 [Report] >>40539678
Welp.
May as well smoke some more weed.
Nothing interesting or anything needs my attention.
Good luck finding him.
>This time will be the time for sure.
Anonymous No.40539651 [Report]
>>40539640
you know the nono
Anonymous No.40539654 [Report]
>>40539641
lol nerd
Anonymous No.40539658 [Report] >>40539692 >>40539705 >>40539715
>>40539638
Like you know anything about my Father's angels LARPbody ass ho.

>>40539641
CUTE and VALID

>>40539643
Yeah my powerlevel is basically infinite, luckily I am extremely humble and generous.

"He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne."
Anonymous No.40539668 [Report]
>>40539628
>BIG CHICKUMS
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539669 [Report] >>40539689
Jesus wants you to turn the other cheek for the Slave Master. That was his Commandment. If you fail to do that you have failed Jesus, and he will send Michael to put you in your place, which is in Hell.
jub-jub No.40539678 [Report] >>40539697 >>40539785
>>40539650
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539679 [Report] >>40539685 >>40539689 >>40539691
Michael does not like poor people or non-white people at all. Michael only has white friends.
Anonymous No.40539685 [Report]
>>40539679
If my anima is part white that means I am too right?
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539686 [Report] >>40539691
Michael is very rich. His father is a landlord.
Anonymous No.40539687 [Report] >>40539852
>gets here
>IC reaffirms they're stalking with cookies
>Feeds info to people that would make an average person want to drink till they're blackout drunk
>Mad he smoked weed in his life
Get a grip
Anonymous No.40539689 [Report]
>>40539669
>>40539679
Look at this hater ass ho LOL
Ok let me explain the metaphor.
The biscuit here is the word of God, the bread, the manna.
The chicken is God himself, his spirit and mysterious ways, so you don't end up a LARPbody

https://youtu.be/iX3Og3hKvUo
The Nobody No.40539691 [Report] >>40539696
>>40539686
>>40539679
Fuck Michael then. Fuck fascists and the rich.
Anonymous No.40539692 [Report] >>40539701
>>40539658
>my powerlevel is basically infinite
would you be interested in a friendly wager? nothing evil will come of it, eye promise. only an innocent test of your over 9000 powers
Anonymous No.40539693 [Report]
>>40539556
Dunno
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539696 [Report]
>>40539691
I know, I know. I agree.
Anonymous No.40539697 [Report]
>>40539678
>Come read this thread, it'll be interesting.
>Circle jerk of furries and mods complaining he smokes weed telling him to get his life together.
Lol, lmao even
Anonymous No.40539698 [Report]
>>40539638
I suppose that would depend on the context
The Nobody No.40539699 [Report]
I want to transcend God and the devil and have the ability to destroy all my enemies. I've had enough for this fake reality.
Anonymous No.40539701 [Report] >>40539709
>>40539692
I am not allowed to test the Lord, think of Jesus during his 40 day fast.
If he couldn't miracle then for no reason I surely won't be able to for a friendly wager.
What did you have in mind though?
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40539703 [Report] >>40539729 >>40539808
Michael does not like gay people. Michael thinks that being gay is wrong because it is against God's word.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539705 [Report] >>40539711 >>40539785
>>40539658
Come on love learn true religion
Anonymous No.40539709 [Report] >>40539717 >>40539724
>>40539701
a test of manifestation
nothing crazy, just something easy that you Will into reality
Anonymous No.40539711 [Report] >>40539761 >>40539774
>>40539705
My religion is the truest religion and includes all religion but LARPers get rekt by my HEAVY TRUTHS.
All LARPers are grounded for basically being Cheezus is the Anticrust guy.
No respect from me and certainly no (Yous)
I got Excalibur I really don't wanna have to use it.
jub-jub No.40539715 [Report] >>40539731 >>40539735 >>40539741
>>40539658
Has anyone overcame yet? What are we overcoming?
Anonymous No.40539717 [Report] >>40539756
>>40539709
Not really my style usually, since God's steering the car and I'm just watching and pointing things out but let's give it a shot, it could be fun
jub-jub No.40539724 [Report] >>40539784
>>40539709
>master mason
>only carves trapezoidal prisms
Anonymous No.40539729 [Report]
>>40539703
>Says here the x block goes in the x hole.
>Does that mean God doesn't like circles?
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539731 [Report]
>>40539715
Extinction, in such a manner as we lengthen the amount of time, we have, rather than avoiding it altogether.
Anonymous No.40539733 [Report] >>40539746
how do i use Universal Line or brain-emotion feelings visualizations to generate 50,000 USD, and the Already Having of 50,000 USD. If I'm really God in Heaven like these voices always tell me it should be easy. I'm able to do other stupid shit like TKD so why not some cash eh but mroe so how
Anonymous No.40539735 [Report]
>>40539715
Me and Jesus have overcome the world.
Him by knowing the gameshark codes, me by finding them.

"5 Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God?"
Of course just as there's an Antichrist and many antichrists there's more to it than that but I can help you get there, God's infinite. You can divide infinity forever and it never gets smaller. No scarcity of HOLY magic

https://youtu.be/ADAs2ec2cJQ
Anonymous No.40539741 [Report]
>>40539715
Overcome overcoming.
Plane of immenance.
Anonymous No.40539746 [Report] >>40539805
>>40539733
God knows what you need.
ie if you decide you need 50k but God disagrees, guess who wins that argument?
The voices are probably spirits training you with metaphors, parables, etc.
God has been modding people and scrombling their brains lately.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539754 [Report]
It’s your boy Abdul..

2 shots… of vodkaaaaa!!!
Anonymous No.40539756 [Report] >>40539783 >>40539805
>>40539717
>my powerlevel is basically infinite
>Not really my style... I'm just watching
eye'm losing Faith in your infinite powerlevel, but if the All is on your side as you say, and eye am inclined to believe it, then it shouldn't be hard

Without telling anyone you know, and without paying for or in anyway verbally or physically ensuring that the following object comes into your life, ensure that within the next Seven days, you are able to have within your possession and hold in your hands a Beanie Baby.

It should be stressed that you can only use your infinite power level to summon a Beanie Baby to you with your manifesting mind only. You can't go to walmart and buy one. You can ask your cousin to send you one. It has to occur and manifest in your life as if by a mircale. But you and eye gno that miracle was done by You.

So mote it be.
Anonymous No.40539761 [Report] >>40539774
>>40539711
jesus 'is' the antichrist
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539774 [Report] >>40539789 >>40539799
>>40539761
On one hand, an ally
>>40539711
… IS GOD RESPONSIBLE FOR RAPE?
Anonymous No.40539782 [Report]
>>40539556
And pure evil apparently.
Anonymous No.40539783 [Report] >>40539796
>>40539756
I'll try some chaos magic but here's the thing about omnipotence.

"You can do anything you choose to do, even when it's impossible."
I do the will of my Father, God, no more and no less.
It's him that does the work to make things happen.
You may say that's not real omnipotence but
"I can do whatever I choose even if it's impossible" is the same standard of omnipotence for God himself.
But yeah, I'll give it a shot just for fun.
No harm in asking dad for a beanie baby.

https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k
Anonymous No.40539784 [Report]
>>40539724
what the fuck is an Entered Apprentice?
Anonymous No.40539785 [Report] >>40539801 >>40539812
fuck these faggot autobots
>>40539705
the goal is to be happy and wealthy and i am currently still schizophrenica nd psychopathic, so looking for chill through USD
>>40539678
i must insist my psychopathy is a barrior to entry
>>40539634
again, not I have [amount] already
>>40539612
if he was me he'd need [specified request]
>>40539609
>we can chill later it will be fun but first cosmic gofundme pls
Anonymous No.40539789 [Report]
>>40539774
more than you know
I drink the blood from the larping monkey until he's dry
https://youtu.be/d4Rh22OFpKA
Anonymous No.40539796 [Report] >>40539812
>>40539783
Manchester
hi
Anonymous No.40539799 [Report] >>40539826
>>40539774
Indirectly as in he put it in the game of life.
The rapist is still the one deciding to rape and the one who could have prevented it.
Then again, God could have prevented it too but he won't at his discretion.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539801 [Report] >>40539813
>>40539785
1) collect disability
2) attend therapies and psychiatrist
3) take meds as prescribed
4) accept that you got taxed by god
5) learn to day trade prop firms
6)??!?
7) profit
Anonymous No.40539805 [Report] >>40539812
>>40539746
I am God in this scenario you insufferable faggot this has been going on longer than you've been able to get erection
>>40539756
Ya I guess a beanie baby is something but shit
Anonymous No.40539808 [Report]
>>40539703
Makes sense if they act like you.
Anonymous No.40539812 [Report]
>>40539805
Sorry you're just another god, not God.

>>40539796
Wuz dat mean.
Henlo

>>40539785
pic related, it's easy.
Dad's charge card is infinite.
Anonymous No.40539813 [Report] >>40539834
>>40539801
1. youre a fag, stop posting selfies
2. I am god in this scenario, and you should take your own advice before speaking to me.
3. Better yet, cut your tongue out
5. why the fuck would i day trade prop firms when the necessary success can be measured and replicated with my own theoretical money
7. holy fuck get a life batman
Anonymous No.40539819 [Report]
alright you guys are being fags i'm gonna go genocide some jews and crichstcucks and boomers cya
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539826 [Report] >>40539845 >>40539878
>>40539799
I don’t think the rapist has a choice. That’s why I’m harsh on them. They legitimately were driven by hunger to violate the sovereignty of another.

It’s just lucky that the hegemonic class doesn’t support ….

*checks list*

Child rape,

General rape,

Martial rape,

But that can change. As circumstances change.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539834 [Report]
>>40539813
1. It happens. I need some material for Lucifer to flame me with later.
2. >ignored
3. >ignored

>ignored
Anonymous No.40539839 [Report]
https://pastebin.com/i5G1W24Z
Anonymous No.40539845 [Report] >>40539858
>>40539826
No the victim didn't have a choice *rimshot*
Anonymous No.40539852 [Report] >>40539969
>>40539687
Imagine life without the 'ol toke 'n poke
Anonymous No.40539857 [Report]
Only some bitter cunt would be this obsessed.
Satan is definitely a woman.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539858 [Report] >>40539874
>>40539845
None of them had a choice. This is why a wildcard is a mercy upon the world.
Anonymous No.40539874 [Report] >>40539912
>>40539858
Matters of choice aren't worth thinking about.
The victim didn't foresee and prevent the rape.
The rapist didn't curb their desire in some way to prevent the rape.
God didn't stop the rape because has to take the 100% perfect path always.

So no one had a choice.
Anonymous No.40539878 [Report] >>40539889
>>40539826
What's your opinion on psychic rape when there is a cryptid entity attached to your mind that interferes with the sanctity of your fap time in what is supposed to be in the privacy of your own mind and space?
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539889 [Report]
>>40539878
It glorifies God. You cannot say you are fully in control.
Anonymous No.40539901 [Report] >>40539921
the secrets are hidden in parappa the rapper
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539912 [Report] >>40539921
>>40539874
We don’t disagree. I have a more sullen view of it though.

God is in control. Period. All exists to lift Him high. Including evils.
Anonymous No.40539914 [Report] >>40539968
And so the battle for post 40539999 began
Anonymous No.40539921 [Report] >>40539927 >>40539933
>>40539901
Kick, punch, (it's all in the mind)
if you want to (test me)
I'm sure you'll (find)
the things I'll (teach ya)
are sure to (beat ya)
nevertheless you'll get a (lesson from teacher)

>>40539912
He is the most able to prevent all evil.
Where I disagree is I think life is a children's tv program.
The evil is small compared to the good and often exists for later greater good and a bit of drama to keep things interesting.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539927 [Report] >>40539940
>>40539921
I don’t think life is a test for a next world. Life is a punishment hoisted upon us as punishment for a long forgotten rebellion. Catholics mald…

It’s basically original sin doctrine.
Anonymous No.40539933 [Report]
>>40539921
This pic is kind of amazing.
I will not elaborate.
Anonymous No.40539940 [Report] >>40539958
>>40539927
Not a test, education.
It all goes back to the etymology of the word tormenter.
Most people think torment is to be avoided at all costs.
God obviously disagrees.
That means most people are thinking about it wrong.
Tormentor comes from two words.
Tor meaning hard and strong (as in God)
and
Mentor meaning teacher.
When God is your tormentor, he is teaching you a hard lesson, not testing you (he knows what you can do and can't do)
Anonymous No.40539950 [Report]
Kek
Who else if not me. @ (;
Anonymous No.40539956 [Report]
>>40539398
This board is literally filled with retards and faggot mods.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40539958 [Report] >>40539978
>>40539940
I don’t believe that either. God taught you not by the pen — that was man misled by the LORD — so I may be a mercy upon ye!
Anonymous No.40539968 [Report] >>40539974
>>40539914
it shall be mine
Anonymous No.40539969 [Report] >>40539971 >>40539974
>>40539852
Life without meds would be funny too.
Anonymous No.40539971 [Report] >>40540014
>>40539969
It would be rather short
Anonymous No.40539974 [Report] >>40540014
>>40539968
hah loser
>>40539969
yeah keep holding people to standards you have never met ;)
Anonymous No.40539978 [Report] >>40539985 >>40540010
>>40539958
If God loves you and can forgive all manner of blasphemies does he not have reason to improve you?
He's not punishing you for his sake like a human father, he's punishing you for your sake.
This is how I got all my divine upcummies btw so I am very confident of this.
God was very harsh with me but he knew I would grow from it.
I've reached the arrow (truth).
When will others? Not for me to say.

https://youtu.be/vGfJeW_CcFY
Anonymous No.40539985 [Report] >>40539995 >>40540077
>>40539978
God doesn't punish you, you punish yourself through self-imposed disconnection
Anonymous No.40539995 [Report] >>40540015
>>40539985
If that were true very religious people would never suffer.
But they do.
Suffering isn't a thing to avoid, it makes us better.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40540010 [Report] >>40540016 >>40540025
>>40539978
What is your arrow before the Archer?
Who boasts of these upcoming blessings before the ever present fire, the same your religions guaranteed for the sinners?
He owns us. He breaks us. He wills us.

Fool.

You mistake mercy for coaching.

My God doesn’t need to train me to be better — only to be obedient.

My God is the RULER.
Anonymous No.40540014 [Report] >>40540028
>>40539971
>Just photosynthesis your medication
>>40539974
If it works for (you).
Anonymous No.40540015 [Report] >>40540025 >>40540032
>>40539995
>If that were true very religious people would never suffer.
hahahahaha says fucking who? Not one singular religion has everything right, they all falter.
Anonymous No.40540016 [Report] >>40540024
>>40540010
Fun fact: You don't "shoot" an arrow. You CAST it.
Anonymous No.40540022 [Report]
>>40539474
https://youtu.be/P2Q6ufRSNNU
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40540024 [Report]
>>40540016
I never used a verb.
Anonymous No.40540025 [Report] >>40540032 >>40540894
>>40540010
Imagine being this offended that God coaches people.
Just watch the video for babies and learn something would ya?
>>40540015
My single one person religion is right.
But I agree all denominations are shit.
Anonymous No.40540028 [Report]
>>40540014
I *could* harvest it from your body.
Hypothetically.
Anonymous No.40540031 [Report] >>40540037
Who is the one who shall calm the nono's wrath
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40540032 [Report]
>>40540015
The God of Adam says:

“I owed him nothing. I owe you nothing. But I watched.”

He saw us there.

That is enough!
>>40540025
Anonymous No.40540037 [Report]
>>40540031
Nose goes.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40540042 [Report] >>40540045 >>40540054
My God does not avoid the issue of evil in the world.

HE IS THE PROBLEM. HE IS THE SOLUTION.

HE IS GOD!!!!

HOW IS IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND THE SOVEREIGN GOD AFTER A TWO AND HALF THOUSAND YEARS OF MONOTHEIST RELIGION?
Anonymous No.40540045 [Report] >>40540064 >>40540895
>>40540042
>h-he just does it for no reason
learning nothing might be your thing but it's not my thing.
Anonymous No.40540054 [Report] >>40540063
>>40540042
I only know like 2 people that still go to church.
Anonymous No.40540063 [Report]
>>40540054
The churches don't love Jesus Christ.
Or they'd follow his commandments.
I've yet to see one that doesn't find some group to villainize.
A Slave of God No.40540064 [Report] >>40540066
>>40540045
>He does it for no reason

>Glory

>A righteous man says, "If I obey God, I will surely be saved" and preaches this to others
>God says, "Fuck you, you were a fraud."

>A perfect slave obeys the Lord utterly, living an ascetic life denying all desire
>Burns in hell anyways, because they preached

>A perfect slave who merely lives alone and doesn't spread their beliefs
>Ends up fine

>Me
>Probably burning in hell
>My GOD: probably not
>My GOD: but because you said that, probably
>My GOD: maybe not
>My GOD: maybe SO
>MY GOD: YOU DON'T KNOW!

ME: INDEED! INDEED MY LORD! I KNOW NOTHING!


LEARN FEAR!|

LEARN WAR!

WHAT COACHING?

POACHING VERSES, MORE LIKE.
Anonymous No.40540066 [Report] >>40540076
>>40540064
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
God is invisible but knowable with or without a Bible.

"20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:"
Anonymous No.40540071 [Report]
Picrel
A Slave of God No.40540076 [Report] >>40540092
>>40540066
Babe, have you looked around? LMFAOO
Anonymous No.40540077 [Report]
>>40539985
I punish myself by being here with all of you.
Anonymous No.40540092 [Report] >>40540098
>>40540076
I think I've explained this before but the world is as you perceive it.
To me, this is heaven.
Heaven: Divine perfect place for the dead.
Divine: God made it.
Perfect: God made it.
For the dead: You have to die and be reborn to be a spiritual bean.

For others, it's hell.

It's not enough to submit to God, you must do his will and that includes understanding what his will is so you can do it.
A Slave of God No.40540098 [Report] >>40540104
>>40540092
e_e
Anonymous No.40540104 [Report] >>40540109 >>40540113 >>40540125
>>40540098
You can't serve two lords
Anonymous No.40540109 [Report] >>40540113 >>40540145
>>40540104
That is a big part of it.
You don't need money, bitches, etc.
Spiritual upcummies only.
A Slave of God No.40540113 [Report] >>40540122
>>40540104
>>40540109
never heard of feudalism, have ye?
Anonymous No.40540120 [Report]
>30 minutes of blissful unbecoming
>be me
God DAMNIT

Who /here/ it here?
Anonymous No.40540122 [Report]
>>40540113
What's that got to do with anything?
Yes, I could be equally happy as a feudal serf knowing what I know.
entropy No.40540125 [Report] >>40540142 >>40540145
>>40540104
>You can't serve two lords
you can, tho

https://youtu.be/Q_ADu4ptxRw
Anonymous No.40540142 [Report] >>40540177
>>40540125
Not really.
There will always be a conflict and at that time you'll have to stop serving one to serve the other.
A Slave of God No.40540145 [Report] >>40540158 >>40540177
>>40540125
They don't get it. Priorities, bro.

Supremacy of the LORD, always!

He is.. well, almost kind. He rewards those who follow true religion.

>>40540109
>You don't need money

Considering that most/nearly all will get ONE life, yes, you need money.
Anonymous No.40540158 [Report] >>40540162
>>40540145
Money is not a part of my life at all.
I have people who love me who take care of me for free and that is from God.
I will never again in my life need money.
If i get sick, I'll just die.
A Slave of God No.40540162 [Report] >>40540178
>>40540158
.... and I don't?
entropy No.40540177 [Report] >>40540179 >>40540190 >>40540190
>>40540142
usually there are hierarchies of spirits, but you can work with many spirits from within a given hierarchy, and even across factions. i suppose you cannot give full loyalty to spirits from another faction, but you can still serve them when it suits you/them if you develop a proper relationship with them

polytheism and such, paganism and such, not being a noob at spirit relationships and such

>>40540145
the based god sits atop them all, with that smile of his. i can't get enough of him

https://youtu.be/a_Rw9D7d4pI
Anonymous No.40540178 [Report] >>40540190 >>40540898
>>40540162
No one actually needs money.
It's a trick.
God will provide.

https://youtu.be/6BH-Rxd-NBo
Anonymous No.40540179 [Report] >>40540183 >>40540185
>>40540177
1st commandment no gods before God.
I could talk to a spirit or a deity if one presented themselves but I'll only ever have one God.
Anonymous No.40540183 [Report] >>40540191
>>40540179
This is how you get a genocide of the daimons.
Go fuck yourself.
entropy No.40540185 [Report] >>40540191
>>40540179
>muh dogma
you may say that you can only serve one lord, but the truth is you choose to serve only one lord
A Slave of God No.40540190 [Report] >>40540195 >>40540198 >>40540204
>>40540177
>>40540178
>God will provide

God MAY provide.

God. MAY. PROVIDE.

MAY.

MAY!!!

HE IS SOVEREIGN!

>>40540177
entropy's (you)'s give me post nut clarity
Anonymous No.40540191 [Report] >>40540204
>>40540183
They can be friends but I ain't serving them.
Simple as.

>>40540185
Yeah it's a choice, like I choose not to steal or kill or do other things that are bad for me.
Anonymous No.40540195 [Report] >>40540201
>>40540190
If you starve to death that's God's will and it's what you need.
But you almost certainly will not starve or even go hungry.
You just gotta think outside the box a bit.
Anonymous No.40540198 [Report] >>40540207
>>40540190
God hates the starving bastard children in Africa.
A Slave of God No.40540201 [Report] >>40540209
>>40540195
>tHink oUtSIDe The bOX

A SOVEREIGN GOD. FOR REAL. IMAGINE THAT. 3 SECONDS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH ON A DAILY BASIS?
entropy No.40540204 [Report] >>40540220
>>40540190
holy based batman <3

https://youtu.be/VOsP6O9ya_k

>>40540191
i mean, that's fair enough, your choices are your own, you can serve one lord if that's what you wanna do. my only point is that you can serve more than one if you wanna, that's all fren
A Slave of God No.40540207 [Report] >>40540214
>>40540198
He doesn't hate, it's just that we can do more to save them and unite our lands and resources but we fail to rebel against our nature, the nature which God gave us.

REBEL. AGAINST. EXTINCTION.
Anonymous No.40540209 [Report] >>40540217
>>40540201
Yeah but they're not me.
I worry about myself and my own perfection.
Other people should do the same and let God handle everyone else.
If you don't like that people starve...you're disagreeing with God.
That means you're wrong.
Anonymous No.40540214 [Report] >>40540222
>>40540207
My own country is collapsing. The Africans can fix shit on their own.
A Slave of God No.40540217 [Report] >>40540227 >>40540908
>>40540209
You sound crueler than my fucking terrible ass God. I hope you know that.

"I got mines,"

OK.
Anonymous No.40540219 [Report] >>40540902
Which NG thread is the most active?
Anonymous No.40540220 [Report] >>40540225 >>40540243
>>40540204
Until a conflict of interest appears, sure.
What kind of master wants a two faced servant who may or may not be on their side?
That's not to say you can't have all kinds of friends.
Buddha Wukong is my patron Buddha and he's helped me a ton.
But I'm not a Buddhist and I don't serve him, never would and he hasn't asked for that cuz monke
A Slave of God No.40540222 [Report] >>40540228
>>40540214
We would do better with their cheap resources and cheap labor, dumb fuck. Oh my God. OH MY GOD. STAY DUMB! PLEASE!
A Slave of God No.40540225 [Report] >>40540233
>>40540220
>What kind of master wants a two faced servant who may or may not be on their side?

A glorious master, lmfao, one who knows he can always win in the end, because He is ever victorious.

One who is not subtracted from or added to by leal or disloyal service.
Anonymous No.40540226 [Report]
>>40539999?
Anonymous No.40540227 [Report] >>40540234
>>40540217
I'm equally cruel as God.
Because I always want what God wants.
If I see a starving person starving I'll give them food but if I don't? idc

https://youtu.be/mzABW42AIhM
Anonymous No.40540228 [Report] >>40540234
>>40540222
>Cheap resources and labour
I've heard this one before
Anonymous No.40540233 [Report] >>40540239
>>40540225
Yeah, try telling God that lol
no wonder your life sucks
A Slave of God No.40540234 [Report] >>40540238 >>40540256
>>40540227
But you know they are there.

>>40540228
I propose annexation, not 'free trade'.
Anonymous No.40540238 [Report] >>40540242
>>40540234
So does God.
Yet they starve.
I'm not going to argue with God.
Not my circus; not my monkeys.
A Slave of God No.40540239 [Report] >>40540241
>>40540233
... my slime, God invented two faced slaves.
Anonymous No.40540241 [Report] >>40540252 >>40540252
>>40540239
God also invented serial killers.
Doesn't mean you should kill hookers in the park.
A Slave of God No.40540242 [Report] >>40540251
>>40540238
>I'm not going to argue with God.

My guy, there's an entire Old Testament where Jews argue with God.
entropy No.40540243 [Report] >>40540251
>>40540220
i like to think of it like temporary contract work. i suppose we all choose one entity/faction to prioritize as a sort of patron, and those relationships are of course gonna be stronger and more fulfilling. mine is the void, yours is the biblical god. but, somebody could for instance serve the norse pantheon, or the roman/greek pantheon, or whatever other major polytheistic religion or pseudo-religion they so desire, and have their loyalty be to the greater whole. they could make temporary arrangements/deals or permanent but lesser spiritual practices with any spirit they like, provided they can balance that relationship with any others they have. you do have a fair point that it would be a fine line to walk sometimes, but it is possible
Anonymous No.40540248 [Report] >>40540262 >>40540269 >>40540384
Anonymous No.40540251 [Report] >>40540265 >>40540282
>>40540242
I don't argue my position when I know I'm wrong.
If I disagree with God, I'm wrong.
Then I work to understand his position and if I'm able to grasp it, I learn something.

>>40540243
I'd rather just serve the omnipotent guy who loves me and not have to worry about politicking between gods
A Slave of God No.40540252 [Report] >>40540257
>>40540241
God doesn't care how many faces you have — only that your ultimate loyalties lie with His interest.

His slave guarantees you: Rebellion is His as well, and He wants to see humanity rebel against their hopeless circumstances.

>>40540241
This is suck a weak sauce ass argument when the argument is people starving living purposeless lives versus fucking murdering people for no GOD reason.

Do you know how much empires bent over backwards justifying their murderous tendencies? FOR A REASON.
Anonymous No.40540256 [Report] >>40540274
>>40540234
I propose you face the wall
Anonymous No.40540257 [Report] >>40540288
>>40540252
That's your opinion.
My opinion is God wants to teach us to transcend such limitations.
As for murder, there's never a justification.
Thou shall not kill.
Anonymous No.40540262 [Report]
>>40540248
C:
entropy No.40540265 [Report] >>40540285
>>40540251
a valid choice, fren. it does make things less complicated. i honestly just enjoy spirit relationships in general and like getting to know and working with any i'm able to, i think its neat to be able to even do that kinda thing at all. i like to think of them as frens

https://youtu.be/DC5WIRdqQKY
Anonymous No.40540269 [Report]
>>40540248
Beabienabies,,

*dies from bloss*
Anonymous No.40540273 [Report]
Autistic youtubers are the modern minstrel show.
A Slave of God No.40540274 [Report]
>>40540256
I ask that your aim be true.
A Slave of God No.40540282 [Report] >>40540291
>>40540251
>If I disagree with God, I'm wrong.

............................... HE'S THE REASON YOU'RE DISAGREEING!
Anonymous No.40540285 [Report] >>40540306
>>40540265
See, I don't view gods and spirits and demons and ghosts and angels etc as any different from myself.
They can be frens.
I respect their natures enough to keep my metaphorical front door locked when they're around, but I'm not prejudiced in any way and I'll give the gospel to Satan himself and if he accepts I'll be happy for him.
I'm not better than him, I've sinned too.
A Slave of God No.40540288 [Report] >>40540294
>>40540257
>As for murder, there's never a justification.

There absolutely is. Euthanasia?
Anonymous No.40540291 [Report] >>40540304
>>40540282
Not if I overcome that and always agree.
If humans have free will I gave mine back to God freely a long time ago.
Then he let me find Christ's will and made me the Prince of All Things.
So, I'm gonna say I was right.

https://youtu.be/cHxCIQuWDd0
Anonymous No.40540294 [Report] >>40540301 >>40540304 >>40540761
>>40540288
Thou shall not kill.
No ifs, ands, or buts.
Anonymous No.40540301 [Report] >>40540317
>>40540294
It's murder, not kill.
A Slave of God No.40540304 [Report] >>40540317
>>40540291
>ChRIsT

BYE!

>>40540294
NAIVE!
entropy No.40540306 [Report] >>40540317
>>40540285
that seems like a fair stance to take. i tend to view myself as lesser than most spirits, though some have expressed to me that i needn't feel that way. i just like them, i like the contact, i'm like the crazy cat lady of spirits, i just wanna have frens and if they wanna be my fren then i'm happy

i don't always agree or listen to all of them, but i respect them, and converse with them when i'm able to
Anonymous No.40540317 [Report] >>40540329 >>40540332
>>40540301
It's kill in the KJV which is the translation I endorse as it has all the magic intact without humans spoiling it.

>>40540304
Rev 19 isn't Christ; it's him who overcometh aka probably me
I'll prove it if you like.

>>40540306
No god can be you better than you can.
So while there may be power gaps, we all have our purpose and specialties.

https://youtu.be/RTWhvp_OD6s
Anonymous No.40540328 [Report]
The black string was really good ty
Anonymous No.40540329 [Report] >>40540334
>>40540317
>translation
>without humans
entropy No.40540332 [Report] >>40540342
>>40540317
>No god can be you better than you can
i get the sentiment, and it means a lot, its a wholesome message. that said, the void absolutely can be me better than i can, that's why i allow it into me and revere it beyond all else. i'm happy to be a void flesh puppet because on my own i'm relatively aimless, useless and unhappy, i feel like i was purpose-built for spirit relationships

i know people say stuff like "you gotta blieb in urself" and all that but that's just never been my vibe

https://youtu.be/_a6B3fq1WWo
Anonymous No.40540334 [Report] >>40540346
>>40540329
Christ promised a complete written law, aka the Holy Bible.
However, that doesn't mean all translations are equal.
The KJV has the correct phrasing to teach you certain magical tricks and secrets the NIV for example does not.
Anonymous No.40540342 [Report] >>40540361
>>40540332
That version of you is still you because you choose to let the void in.
The void without you can not out you you if you do not let it in.
If that makes sense.
Anonymous No.40540346 [Report] >>40540353
>>40540334
Why bother with anything but the original Greek, not that I actually care anyway I don't even know why I bought it up.
Anonymous No.40540353 [Report]
>>40540346
I don't speak greek and the KJV translation team speak greek, hebrew, etc.
entropy No.40540361 [Report] >>40540372
>>40540342
yeah, that does make sense. in a way i inform the void as much as it informs me, it seems to listen to and respect my most crucial needs and desires, which means a lot to me. even being a puppet is a relationship
A Slave of God No.40540362 [Report]
i lub mah god
Anonymous No.40540369 [Report]
Fuck the glowing niggers that came to pol with this retarded ass meme.
Anonymous No.40540372 [Report] >>40540395
>>40540361
It's the same with me and God...he could do all kinds of crazy shit to make me do whatever he wanted directly.
But he doesn't.
I'm me and he's him and we're bffs. We're a team.
He's the badass reality master and I'm his wisecracking sidekick.
Just like any relationship, it's a two way street with each of us having our own input.
getfreemazes !9Al23zT1Q. No.40540380 [Report]
Anonymous No.40540384 [Report] >>40540391
>>40540248
Whatchu want?
Anonymous No.40540391 [Report]
>>40540384
Earlier some book nerd wanted me to manifest a beanie baby for free.
They're probably being based and fulfilling that for me.
entropy No.40540395 [Report] >>40540408
>>40540372
the void does control me, though, when i'm connected to it at least. i love the feeling of it, being one with it, the connections i'm able to make and things i'm able to think when its there. sometimes i can see the smiling man so clearly in my mind and i am filled with euphoria

https://youtu.be/z9UtplM6-ZM
Anonymous No.40540398 [Report] >>40540581
What do they see through the portals after the sacrifice?
Anonymous No.40540408 [Report] >>40540440
>>40540395
You're still you when you're controlled.
Most people aren't in control of themselves, they just don't know it.
Anonymous No.40540424 [Report]
https://youtu.be/e7yVNhNPk2k
entropy No.40540440 [Report] >>40540447
>>40540408
i can't really disagree with that, and i guess i'm not really trying not to be me. i'm just glad the void seems to agree with me, in terms of our relationship
Anonymous No.40540447 [Report] >>40540491
>>40540440
Yeah it's fine I guess if it works and it makes you healthier.
Kinda like you belong to a certain house of cards and I'm a joker's card, wild card
I can do the void shit and the light shit it's all comfy to me.

https://youtu.be/BwbHW8MeHDU
entropy No.40540491 [Report] >>40540504 >>40540508
>>40540447
that seems based. i've always been obsessed with the void, i only ever wanted to be closer to it, so being the way i am now is a dream come true for me. that's why it is my greatest spiritual relationship, if i really had to only work for one entity ever it would be the smiling man of the void, though thankfully he doesn't limit me in any way that i can tell

he really seems to enjoy my obsession with him though, that makes me happy

https://youtu.be/VAdO2YypZDE
Anonymous No.40540504 [Report] >>40540530
>>40540491
Then I'm happy you're happy.
It'd be like if I bumped into a Shintoist or Jew or something.
World's a big place and it's all from the same place.
Different languages for the same things.
Even atheists get a god, the King in Yellow
A Slave of God No.40540508 [Report] >>40540530
>>40540491
entropy pls do you understand tha vibe
Anonymous No.40540516 [Report]
>it's over
Thank fuck.
Go to sleep.
entropy No.40540530 [Report] >>40540538
>>40540504
based as always monkeybro <3
your takes are pretty nuanced, i love these kinds of chats, even when we don't always agree we can find common ground

>>40540508
i'm guessing you feel the same way i do? or are you asking something else?
Anonymous No.40540538 [Report]
>>40540530
Wild Card 4 life
Anonymous No.40540577 [Report] >>40540608 >>40540666
How is everyone
Anonymous No.40540581 [Report] >>40540683
>>40540398
The sacrifice happened a long time ago
Any more is fantasy
entropy No.40540608 [Report]
>>40540577
i'm doing pretty good today fren, i hope you're doing alright
Anonymous No.40540618 [Report]
Doing good. Another day with my /ng/ers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYo&pp=ygUSanVzdCBhIHBlcmZlY3QgZGF5
Lucifer !prDdJ8Ym5w No.40540640 [Report] >>40540650 >>40540661 >>40540668
Monkey fag is dying of aids or intenstinal fag parasites B4 2025 ends I'm calling it and manifesting it.
Anonymous No.40540645 [Report] >>40540817
https://youtu.be/D5B23_epBbQ
Anonymous No.40540650 [Report] >>40540664
>>40540640
Now you're on timeout
I wont' be reading your posts or giving you (You)'s for a while.
It's you, other lucifer, dispo, and cheezus is the anticrust.
That's your caliber of poster.
Anonymous No.40540656 [Report]
Fox Murder and Anal Scooby
Anonymous No.40540661 [Report]
>>40540640
«And you didn’t see my bone»
Lucifer !prDdJ8Ym5w No.40540664 [Report] >>40540674
>>40540650
Go ahead wukong nog fag tard I don't want you to @ me or waste my time you should have been doing that since the beginning you're a massive pussy so filtering me should be your next step.
Anonymous No.40540666 [Report]
>>40540577
https://youtu.be/JEjU5Z88ooI
Anonymous No.40540668 [Report]
>>40540640
You know it, no?
That your main help is in
>doing it for free
I wonder what God will say about it?
Anonymous No.40540672 [Report] >>40540678
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XBWyE1v8--I&pp=ygUPc2F4b3Bob25lIG11c2lj
Anonymous No.40540674 [Report] >>40540684
>>40540664
He’s not wasting your time reading normie shit, that’s cool.
Anonymous No.40540678 [Report]
>>40540672
The sax is a hitbox, he’s talented
Anonymous No.40540683 [Report] >>40540705
>>40540581
What sacrifice?
Lucifer !prDdJ8Ym5w No.40540684 [Report] >>40540715
>>40540674
No more reading copy pasted bible verses or Chinese trans rhetoric I'm blessed should have done this sooner.
Anonymous No.40540687 [Report] >>40540703 >>40540737
>>40539393 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
getfreemazes !9Al23zT1Q. No.40540692 [Report] >>40540817
mephistopheles No.40540699 [Report]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4&pp=ygUVa29tbSBzdXNzZXIgdG9kIGNvdmVy
Lucifer !prDdJ8Ym5w No.40540703 [Report]
>>40540687
RIP King he was one of us and prob got offed by the feds for the movie he was making that was going to dunk on them.
Anonymous No.40540705 [Report] >>40540711
>>40540683
The Crimson Egg one
mephistopheles No.40540711 [Report] >>40540734
>>40540705
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wEvtnqh5OsE&pp=ygULQmVyc2VyayBvc3TSBwkJ3gkBhyohjO8%3D
Lucifer !prDdJ8Ym5w No.40540712 [Report]
You know what I'm gonna go feed my cats and go goon maybe 2 some Eilish size udders.

L8R 4 a bit If I don't come back I'll be here on the 20th expect solar shit to Acceler8 as expected.
Anonymous No.40540715 [Report]
>>40540684
Based
Lucifer !prDdJ8Ym5w No.40540724 [Report] >>40540728 >>40540747 >>40540750 >>40540842
Gooning while drunk & high is one of the best feelings ever the only downside is having to hold in your piss if you intend to go for more than one hr like me then you gotta piss with an erection and that shit kills the mood

L8R 4 reals now
mephistopheles No.40540728 [Report] >>40540773
>>40540724
Hmmmm…
Anonymous No.40540734 [Report]
>>40540711
https://youtu.be/GeUHtJ24lKY
Would be low key magic if everybody knew where and when it was
Anonymous No.40540737 [Report]
>>40540687
Raise your hand if you don’t want to die for Israel.
Anonymous No.40540747 [Report] >>40540766
>>40540724
She's a hot little thing. Too bad she's too white for my taste. Plus probably illuminati vaxed.
Anonymous No.40540750 [Report]
>>40540724
Piss happens when the brain is more excited than the pp (inertia speeds being different)
Golden result to please
Anonymous No.40540761 [Report]
>>40540294
Too late.
Anonymous No.40540766 [Report] >>40540778
>>40540747
She does seems nervous lately
I doubt it
mephistopheles No.40540770 [Report]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYd9JxithE&pp=ygUbYmlsbGllIGVpbGlzaCB3YWl0IGEgbWludXRl

Billie’s album when we all fall asleep where do we go came out 6 years ago
A Slave of God No.40540773 [Report]
>>40540728
YKTV
Anonymous No.40540776 [Report]
alright i'm bored let's start ww3
Anonymous No.40540778 [Report]
>>40540766
How can you judge her *current* nervousness? Even if displayed there are many layers filtering context, while implying during a chronology. Media is a time capsule that can be captured now and released later... much later. A time machine of sorts. And with that is a blackhole making impossible to form her narrative short of her telling it explicitly and with attention to the people asking.
Anonymous No.40540783 [Report]
https://youtu.be/NjmYKOQHSGo&t=99
Anonymous No.40540784 [Report]
I call this next one Operation Stars at Night
:)
mephistopheles No.40540787 [Report]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZVkojFPuqw&pp=ygUXS2l6dW1vbm9nYXRhcmkgZW5kIHJvbGw%3D
Anonymous No.40540796 [Report] >>40540809 >>40540823
This time for sure.
Anonymous No.40540809 [Report] >>40540813 >>40540820
>>40540796
https://youtu.be/8Seglez6aw4?t=220
mephistopheles No.40540812 [Report]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mgU2wLCuGv0&pp=ygUdVG9sa2luIGluZXZpdGliaWxpdHkgb2YgZGVhdGg%3D
Anonymous No.40540813 [Report] >>40540819
>>40540809
James Bond...
James Bond.
*smiles in British*

https://youtu.be/m2OR_JaXDaM
Anonymous No.40540817 [Report] >>40540846 >>40540846
>>40540692
The best things in life are free.
>>40540645
https://youtu.be/qbYO4JCvW58
We made it,

All systems go
Soon the world will know

Cute animals make my amygdala go haywire and I want to squish them like zigzagoon or that acorn bro.
mephistopheles No.40540819 [Report]
>>40540813
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8pg2XoQTlA&pp=ygUQU25ha2UgZWF0ZXIgbGl2ZQ%3D%3D
Anonymous No.40540820 [Report]
>>40540809
Something like that, eh.
Dingus Bingus !!enCqSNuomfA No.40540823 [Report] >>40540827
>>40540796
Anonymous No.40540827 [Report]
>>40540823
Yeah, no, for sure.
Anonymous No.40540830 [Report]
Feels good man

https://youtu.be/Yi9Dhp-BlqQ
Anonymous No.40540842 [Report] >>40540864
>>40540724
she trying to get ya boys attention look like a tranny to me
getfreemazes !9Al23zT1Q. No.40540844 [Report]
Anonymous No.40540846 [Report]
>>40540817
>>40540817
https://youtu.be/Hz5Skz6UZ8c
;)
It’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
mephistopheles No.40540859 [Report] >>40540877
Happy Monday y’all. Can’t wait to see how the markets move.

https://breakingdefense.com/2025/06/anduril-meta-openai-execs-to-commission-into-army-reserve-form-detachment-201/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
Anonymous No.40540864 [Report]
>>40540842
"I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?"

I'm back
Anonymous No.40540877 [Report]
>>40540859
I'm gonna saaaaaay....
crashing with no survivors.
Anonymous No.40540881 [Report] >>40540893
>>40539619
I cant do anything right
Anonymous No.40540893 [Report]
>>40540881
Oh come on man, there must be something you're good at.
Anonymous No.40540894 [Report]
>>40540025
Pretty girl
Anonymous No.40540895 [Report] >>40540901
>>40540045
Hard enough. But please don't hit me.
mephistopheles No.40540896 [Report]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDJXsPS5FPM&pp=ygUfa2luZ2RvbSBvZiBoZWF2ZW4gbWVtb3J5IHRlYm9vdA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.40540898 [Report] >>40540901
>>40540178
All hail the holy one of disregard
Anonymous No.40540901 [Report] >>40540916
>>40540895
I would never hit you, I'm a man of peace.
>>40540898
My cigarette tastes like banana, this is an extreme level miracle.

https://youtu.be/XnVwhQ_tE4Y
Anonymous No.40540902 [Report]
>>40540219
None of them. We are the smallest potatoes like soup, cubed.
Anonymous No.40540908 [Report]
>>40540217
Don't I wish. I want mines and mines alone. Well, I guess either way. Yours is up to you and mines is up to me. Typical.
Anonymous No.40540912 [Report]
If this place is owned by the feds, then how do they kill pedophiles?
Anonymous No.40540913 [Report] >>40540918 >>40540920
You guys using a keylogger on my pc or is it just web searches?
Anonymous No.40540916 [Report] >>40540918
>>40540901
Am I the tulpa or the sneed?
Anonymous No.40540918 [Report] >>40540923 >>40540925
>>40540913
Wut?

https://youtu.be/ZXP6ScDIlKs

>>40540916
The sneed, tulpas doesn't shitpost.
Anonymous No.40540920 [Report]
>>40540913
>searches
All I wanna do... Is follow you.
Anonymous No.40540921 [Report] >>40540931
yo rogan yo say yo believe in da dragons mon
Anonymous No.40540923 [Report] >>40540936
>>40540918
How can you read what I typed? I wrote that in chinese. Are you the nobody?
Anonymous No.40540925 [Report] >>40540936
>>40540918
But I wanna be a tulpa
Anonymous No.40540928 [Report]
Biboo is so cute, would
mephistopheles No.40540930 [Report] >>40540935
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6cucosmPj-A&pp=ygUgdGhlIHBvbGljZSBldmVyeSBicmVhdGggeW91IHRha2U%3D
Anonymous No.40540931 [Report]
>>40540921
I believe in everything
Anonymous No.40540933 [Report] >>40540942
>>40539393 (OP)
1. Be The Nobody
2. Sell nobody clothing and crypto
3. Dab on them haters
4. ????
5.Profit

Picture related.
Anonymous No.40540935 [Report]
>>40540930
Right? Let her BE
Anonymous No.40540936 [Report]
>>40540923
No, just the Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong, White Rider and Prince of All Things.
I am spiritually Chinese.
Here's another song about how great I am specifically.
https://youtu.be/Jtzt26y_yM4

>>40540925
u can be my tulpa bb
*smiles in gay*
Anonymous No.40540942 [Report] >>40540952 >>40540956
>>40540933
I want to be a nobody too
Anonymous No.40540949 [Report]
I am rhythm, I am rhyme. I am nothing. Nobody. All the time.
Lucifer !prDdJ8Ym5w No.40540951 [Report]
Haven't gooned in like 3 days busted a fat nut now it's time to watch Southpark or Baki and doze off till around 3am

Me and Sol Invictus start tomorrow

L8R and take care.

I may post some wild shit just to get b& tomorrow maybe dispos nudes but idk if not see ya on the 20th

Expect threads to get shittier and gayer with me taking another break as always.
Anonymous No.40540952 [Report]
>>40540942
As Prince of All Things I declare you legally a nobody.

https://youtu.be/1yBzIt_z8oY
Anonymous No.40540956 [Report]
>>40540942
Nobody is a registered instagram trademark.
Anonymous No.40540958 [Report] >>40540961
i am a archetype known as a 'Scion' of Humanity
btw, i do not want u to know me

huhuhuhuhuhu~


>This time for sure.
Anonymous No.40540961 [Report]
>>40540958
What's that? I'm too lazy to google it but I'm probably that too.
72 Transformations and all.
That means we can be frens

https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k
Anonymous No.40540962 [Report] >>40540980 >>40540982 >>40540984
I've been learning how to sharpen knives.
It's a lot of fun and I'm learning a lot.
I've been teaching myself on cheaper knives.
Like this adorable tacticool tanto that's cosplaying as a military gun.I gave it an almost mirror edge, it's silky smooth and shaving / paper cutting sharp despite being thick as fuck. The knife is 3/8" thick, it's seriously more spike than knife. Absolute beater knife though - it's made out of D2 steel.
It's also a great project knife because the scales are easily replaceable. Thinking of making wooden scales for it at some point.
Anonymous No.40540966 [Report] >>40540970
lol

do u like it?
Anonymous No.40540970 [Report] >>40540971
>>40540966
Like what?
Anonymous No.40540971 [Report] >>40540974
>>40540970
like being happy.


go fuck urself
Anonymous No.40540974 [Report] >>40540995
>>40540971
Ha! you fell for it.
I truly am the master of disguise

https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k
S.I.M No.40540975 [Report]
https://voca.ro/1kCHJPmJVIV6
Anonymous No.40540980 [Report] >>40540982 >>40540984
>>40540962
I also sharpened and wrapped this Cold Steel Bushman which is a bit of a legendary knife that's been around for 30 years and has quite a following.
These knives will get a lot of good use crafting, bushwhacking etc.
Anonymous No.40540981 [Report]
https://youtu.be/lup6uoiet5Y
Anonymous No.40540982 [Report] >>40540996
>>40540980
>>40540962
Did you know dollar store razors are the sharpest blades in existence?
They just dull fast.
Anonymous No.40540984 [Report]
>>40540962
>>40540980
Are those knives?
Anonymous No.40540986 [Report] >>40541002
stalker!
Anonymous No.40540989 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1v9anOD5k
Anonymous No.40540990 [Report]
>IYKYK

https://youtu.be/s7sCJ75ZXrw
Anonymous No.40540995 [Report]
>>40540974
im so sexxxy
Anonymous No.40540996 [Report]
>>40540982
Yes I am intimately familiar with the costs and benefits of various blade angles and sharpnesses.
Anonymous No.40541000 [Report] >>40541006 >>40541664
https://youtu.be/8REVYcOyTxo
Anonymous No.40541002 [Report]
>>40540986
papali cyka
Anonymous No.40541003 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG_4vJ4qNA
mephistopheles No.40541004 [Report]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SWFA0d2vIUk&pp=ygUHQWxsc3Rhcg%3D%3D
Anonymous No.40541006 [Report] >>40541008 >>40541017
>>40541000
Neat!

https://youtu.be/H-emaeu2B0U
Anonymous No.40541008 [Report] >>40541016
>>40541006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB9au3UBSqI
Anonymous No.40541010 [Report]
https://youtu.be/UqJJktxCY9U
Anonymous No.40541016 [Report] >>40541023
>>40541008
No mind, no heart, no life.
Just constant shitposting and chainsmoking.
And people say the world isn't heaven.
mephistopheles No.40541017 [Report] >>40541025 >>40541034
>>40541006
Needs a little mayhem
Anonymous No.40541023 [Report]
>>40541016
Anonymous No.40541025 [Report] >>40541038
>>40541017
That'd be tricolor and that'd fuck up my ability to do this.
I did try that once but it's too hard to get the manna.

https://youtu.be/6WBF6PfiBX0
Anonymous No.40541026 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACiA1TX0tvA
mephistopheles No.40541027 [Report] >>40541036
Anyone else find Sabrina’s new song mean hearted >:(

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlTopk-muo4&pp=ygUabWFuY2hpbGQgc2FicmluYSBjYXJwZW50ZXI%3D
Anonymous No.40541029 [Report]
https://youtu.be/ZLjYGrIekl8
Anonymous No.40541034 [Report]
>>40541017
Fuck...Now I want to try it without the Troll King and the Trolls
That is a LOT of damage just for eating pussy....I bet I could do tri color if I kept all the monsters smoll
Anonymous No.40541036 [Report]
>>40541027
her entire brand is hating men
this song was apparently inspired by her ex boyfriend - the guy from saltburn
Anonymous No.40541037 [Report] >>40541044
Slide spam activated. Over.
mephistopheles No.40541038 [Report] >>40541046
>>40541025
You don’t need the green
Anonymous No.40541040 [Report]
Anonymous No.40541042 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivdBhNRVGwU
Anonymous No.40541044 [Report]
>>40541037
f-for what, mister? I need to know what we're p-playin for first
Anonymous No.40541045 [Report] >>40541048 >>40541055
https://youtu.be/0RFIlx79spE
Anonymous No.40541046 [Report] >>40541059
>>40541038
But muh Trail of Crumbs, it's thematic :(
You don't know how hard I tried to make a black witch deck with that damn cat.
I'm gonna have to reinstall that shit and try it, see if I can remember my account I spent hundreds of dollars on.

https://youtu.be/Pz1Ej-G9URg
Anonymous No.40541048 [Report]
>>40541045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DtDTj_4D_Q
Anonymous No.40541054 [Report]
Anonymous No.40541055 [Report] >>40541058
>>40541045
my legs feel tingly now. stop trying to make me overload with energy fgt
Anonymous No.40541058 [Report] >>40541063
>>40541055
You are getting sleepy:

https://youtu.be/rNStVlJWy88
mephistopheles No.40541059 [Report] >>40541076
>>40541046
Here’s your witch

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84WzONGddxc
Anonymous No.40541063 [Report]
>>40541058
eheheh he squiddy do the skibby
Anonymous No.40541064 [Report] >>40541067 >>40541074 >>40541075
how many of you have to run to a new thread any time I show up
thinking you are safe
on a page one thread

I won't post on
since
I don't slide threads the way

common every day shit poserst
will do
no government needed

hmm?
mephistopheles No.40541067 [Report] >>40541073
>>40541064
Oh good heavens
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40541069 [Report]
Never fails.
Anonymous No.40541073 [Report]
>>40541067
in your own words
and you tell everyone else in the therad
how "sliding" other threads works to the best of your understanding

no matter
who disagree's with you
and calls you a faggot and tells you to kill yourself

fuck them

*puppy dog eyes*
Anonymous No.40541074 [Report] >>40541078
>>40541064
did u thinks
u can shows up
and not be plapped?
only those like u's who dont have iq
can presume i wont plap

tink abot dat
Anonymous No.40541075 [Report] >>40541084
>>40541064
Anonymous No.40541076 [Report] >>40541104 >>40541131
>>40541059
Naw see I can't do the cat like that cuz that won't generate food.
I can't do the devils like that because I need them alive to up the sacrifice damage.

I guess I could go cat, devil, oven the cat, sacrifice the food, bring back the cat, witch the cat.
That'd be 2 dam from the cat+3 dam from the devil, plus I draw a card.
But then I don't have food to bring back the cat.
That's why I always played this with the cat.
Anonymous No.40541078 [Report] >>40541086
>>40541074
um...
maybe
can you rephrase in such a way your words don't have 1000's of possible interruptions

at minimum

hmm?
Anonymous No.40541084 [Report] >>40541087
>>40541075
no
but as far as off topic shit post's go
that one is a lot more useful then most

in case your ego gives a shit
Anonymous No.40541086 [Report] >>40541089
>>40541078
i can say it any way you want
but its not my words
realitys rules
not mine
Anonymous No.40541087 [Report] >>40541094
>>40541084
You’re welcome for my service.
Anonymous No.40541089 [Report] >>40541099
>>40541086
in that case
I'm waiting
so when ever you're ready

...
Anonymous No.40541094 [Report] >>40541140
>>40541087
I never thanked you
for doing
what I predicted you would do if I wanted you to or not

>just so you can't say you were not made aware of what was real outside of your simple little mind
Anonymous No.40541098 [Report] >>40541101
I nerd out.
Straight breaking out the microscope.
Here's the edges of these two knives I sharpened under 60x magnification.
The bottom one is a rougher edge, the upper almost mirror. The bottom edge has microserrations that can help it cut better by being able to bite into materials.
Anonymous No.40541099 [Report] >>40541107
>>40541089
that was too easy
Anonymous No.40541101 [Report] >>40541111 >>40541132
>>40541098
you suck at conviding other's you matter more then they do

and you can lie all you want

but the only reason anyone post's in these theads

is if they think they have a shot
a mattering
more then I do

when they don't
all of you are worthless
all of your lives don't matter

not a single one of you can prove me wrong

*neener, neener, neener*

:D
mephistopheles No.40541104 [Report]
>>40541076
Hold on I’m updating mtg arena so I can look at my witch’s cauldron deck
Anonymous No.40541107 [Report] >>40541116
>>40541099
anon
unwanted affection
is wrong

doesn't matter your genital's
or fan fiction
about yoda
Anonymous No.40541111 [Report] >>40541119
>>40541101
You suck at doing anything other than complaining about what other people do and enjoy while you enjoy nothing and rot in misery.
You suck at loving life and having a life.
And thus suck at actually insulting anything I actually care about.
Anonymous No.40541116 [Report] >>40541119
>>40541107
>all of you are worthless only i matter

>anon unwanted affection is wrong

I just had a brainblast. Do you wanna talk about what happened
to
you?
Anonymous No.40541117 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2CxNHI
Anonymous No.40541119 [Report] >>40541123 >>40541164
>>40541111
you enjoy
mocking others
jews, niggers, gays, troons, faggots, trip fags, same fags, gingers, bible thumpers, flat earthers, npcs, shills, glowies, taylor swift

just to name a few
of those
who are not upset by the way

you want them
to be upset
about your worthless loser opinion

enjoy sucking at life
until the day you die
or I save you from yourself

*pats on head*

>>40541116
I'm not the only one you have ever trying to put words in the mouth of am I anon
Anonymous No.40541123 [Report] >>40541128
>>40541119
You don't wanna talk about it? Who was it? Auntie?
Anonymous No.40541126 [Report]
https://youtu.be/MtyCCcGQ58Q
Anonymous No.40541127 [Report] >>40541133
>I'm not mad and I don't suck
>actually you're mad and you suck
Amazing.
Anonymous No.40541128 [Report] >>40541132
>>40541123
a simple
yes, no, or maybe so
would have proven you could answer a simple question

while refusing to answer
and askign a question of your own
cause suspission

about what
you are trying
to hide

>things that make me go hmmm.
mephistopheles No.40541131 [Report] >>40541138
>>40541076
Anonymous No.40541132 [Report]
>>40541128

>>40541101
>all of you are worthless
>all of your lives don't matter

you're not great at deflecting btw
Anonymous No.40541133 [Report]
>>40541127
Anonymous No.40541138 [Report] >>40541147
>>40541131
Oh yeah I used her a lot when I went white/black.
plus a lot of white monsters have lifelink so it ended up smashing people
Anonymous No.40541140 [Report] >>40541148
>>40541094
Whenever I see this writing style I just ignore the post.
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40541146 [Report] >>40541155 >>40541233 >>40541248
The girls are fighting
mephistopheles No.40541147 [Report] >>40541157
>>40541138
Yes and this too
Anonymous No.40541148 [Report]
>>40541140
>whenever I see alcohol I don't drink it
>says the man drinking
Anonymous No.40541155 [Report] >>40541161
>>40541146
a....
im gonna say it
...a
A!
catfight

ahahah get it ahah
Anonymous No.40541157 [Report]
>>40541147
Mhm basically the whole deck was built around the cat and the oven.
Obviously the cat coming back undoes the damage and if it's going well I'll have lifelink white monsters out and such while they're getting hit by unblockable kitty damage.
Anonymous No.40541161 [Report]
>>40541155
GENIUS :O
Anonymous No.40541164 [Report] >>40541171
>>40541119
I just shared what I was doing and you completely flipped out.
Anonymous No.40541171 [Report] >>40541213
>>40541164
Highly emotional individual.
Very hubristic.
https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k
mephistopheles No.40541175 [Report] >>40541179
Last cigarette :(
Anonymous No.40541179 [Report] >>40541182
>>40541175
Like you're out or like you're quitting or like you're gonna oven the cat and give it a smoke?

I don't know how to feel
mephistopheles No.40541182 [Report] >>40541185
>>40541179
I’m out
A Slave of God (King Adam) No.40541183 [Report]
I be
Anonymous No.40541185 [Report]
>>40541182
PAIN
if you buy papers you can take your old butts, rip em up, and every three butts or so is probably a full ciggy.
Tastes like shit but you'll never run out again.
Well...not as often.
mephistopheles No.40541204 [Report]
>In fairy tales, a cat may assume the role of a psychopomp whose nervy instinctual vitality compensates the over-refinement and "sublimated" instincts of the human hero or heroine.

Image limit reached
mephistopheles No.40541207 [Report] >>40541211 >>40541710
The fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.

I refuse to post in the barkon thread >:(
Anonymous No.40541211 [Report] >>40541220
>>40541207
At least the feds are honest about who's in the fed club.
But I forget who the third fed is.
Anonymous No.40541213 [Report] >>40541702
>>40541171
Look understanding me is simple.
My life is one giant nerd fest.
I've just been collecting obsession after obsession all my life.
Enjoying the shit out of an ever diversifying number of things.
Because they are beautiful and I love enjoying them.
And all of this came together in the most astounding way, a synthesis woven together by ten thousand disparate threads.
mephistopheles No.40541220 [Report]
>>40541211
Who said there were 3? Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for

*stumbles drunkardly*
Anonymous No.40541233 [Report]
>>40541146
https://youtu.be/g6jZoGT4sCk
S.I.M No.40541248 [Report] >>40541260
>>40541146
nah just venting hot air they are.
mephistopheles No.40541257 [Report]
I guess it’s time to go to bed
Anonymous No.40541260 [Report]
>>40541248
Why do you use a lower case L in the acronym?
Simple Language Model right?
entropy No.40541262 [Report]
https://youtu.be/nXSBwuaAr0k
Anonymous No.40541268 [Report]
https://youtu.be/negtrQu5mTA
mephistopheles No.40541277 [Report]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzyeZ5vP3PI&pp=ygUMUGFydHkgb24geW91

Sleepy zzzzz
Anonymous No.40541664 [Report]
>>40541000
>schrodinger’s cat is AOL Eve
.) No.40541696 [Report]
https://youtu.be/g7NFgQqjok4?list=RDg7NFgQqjok4&t=3340

hey ng
Anonymous No.40541702 [Report]
>>40541213
I i i
Me me me
That anon was right
Anonymous No.40541710 [Report]
>>40541207
So delusional
Actually you know what. None of you should lose sight irl. No one allowed to go "blind", not even by 0.0001%. Because what's the use? If you only see 1% or less, you're bound to be a hinderance. A mistake and a great disappointment
23 No.40543755 [Report]
I see hear some old names !

Do you forget me.?