>Be me
>In high school
>Go to a nearby store during break to buy some snacks and a energy drink

Now for some background. I used to carry a condom that my chad friend gave me in by jacket.
The reason why I carried it around was just in case I suddenly got laid at a party or something (I didn't).
Thinking back to it it probably would have been way too big since my friend has a way bigger penis than I.
He also later revealed that the condom he gave me was super old and apparently had a hole poked through it and the only reason he gave it to me was because he was 100% sure I wouldn't get laid.

>Go to checkout
>qt 3.14 cashier spotted
>Keep your cash in the same pocket as the condom
>Fucking remind yourself to NOT pull out the condom instead of the 10e note.
>Get ready to pay
>Reach into your pocket
>Feel around a bit until sure you grabbed the cash instead of the condom
>pull out the condom in front of all of my schoolmates and the cashier
>Everyone start laughing at you while you swap the condom with the 10e bill and very awkwardly pay.
Fuck my life

>>717805069
Everything about this bait needs more work

>>717789765
Name one way in which giving Israel infinity money benefits America.

>>717239226
>self-insert cuckoldry